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Phone Tap: Wireless Hairless Careless Cell Service · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away.
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  Speaker 1: We're running out of time, so I can only tell
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  Speaker 1: you the bullet points of the phone tap that it's
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  Speaker 1: about to air. Okay, woman, huh cell phone yes problem yeah,
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  Speaker 1: huh Brook, bad helper?
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  Speaker 3: Wait what.
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  Speaker 2: Laughter? Phone tap right now? Yay, I love it. That's
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  Speaker 2: all we need it. I tried to be a good helper,
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  Speaker 2: but you decide for yourself.
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  Speaker 1: Another Weekday Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Patty Melt calling from wireless. I'm
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  Speaker 2: looking for Britney.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, yes, just me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling regarding it could play to you email us
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  Speaker 2: about Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, it's hard to hear because it keeps cutting out.
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  Speaker 4: But that is actually the whole problem with my phone.
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  Speaker 4: Oh but I think what you were asking. Yeah, my phone,
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  Speaker 4: like my calls keep dropping out for some reason, and
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  Speaker 4: it's been happening for like a week at it so annoying.
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  Speaker 2: I'm taking notes right now. Yeah, okay, and don't worry.
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  Speaker 2: We are the number one service. We're gonna get this
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  Speaker 2: cleaned up, splicety lit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that'll be great because this has been extremely
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  Speaker 3: frustrating or.
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  Speaker 2: Is it lickety split? You know, sometimes I just get
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  Speaker 2: things turned around. So let me go over some prompt
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  Speaker 2: questions for people who are dealing with the same thing,
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  Speaker 2: because apparently it's happening a lot in your area. First question,
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  Speaker 2: what medications are you on?
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  Speaker 3: What medications? Uh huh? I think that's a breach of
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  Speaker 3: medical like privacy. I don't know why you need to
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  Speaker 3: know that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh I'm not a doctor. There's no hippocratic hypocritic, whatever
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  Speaker 2: that oath is, I don't take it. Yeah, I'm just
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  Speaker 2: wondering if you're on anything. You know, a small percentage
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  Speaker 2: of our customers are on hallucinogenics.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, I'm not on hallucinogenics. I'm not like hallucinating that
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  Speaker 4: I've called a cutting out.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's good because you know some of our customers
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  Speaker 2: just imagine it.
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  Speaker 3: So are you curious right now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: We did a study in twenty eighteen that found a
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  Speaker 2: small percentage of people thought they had drop calls had
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  Speaker 2: actually exposed themselves to mine altering substances.
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  Speaker 3: How does that have to do with anything? Oh, that's
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  Speaker 3: your question again.
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  Speaker 2: It's just a small percentage of people. Something I have
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  Speaker 2: to ask. It's my job.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, great, I'm not high. Can we move on to
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  Speaker 3: the next question?
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  Speaker 2: Not high on anything interesting? Okay, yes, got it? And
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  Speaker 2: next question? Do you own or rent a hairless pet?
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  Speaker 3: Do I own or rent a hairless cat?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 3: Pet?
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  Speaker 2: Pet? Pet? Yeah? Maybe an iguana, lizard, sphinx dog? I
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  Speaker 2: mean cat does count?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 2: Would weasel? No?
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  Speaker 3: I don't own the hairless pet. Okay, what does this
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  Speaker 3: have to do with my phone?
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  Speaker 2: That's a great question, and I do have an answer
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  Speaker 2: for you. See one study done in nineteen ninety three
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  Speaker 2: found that cell phone companies with households that had one
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  Speaker 2: or more hairless pets could possibly disrupt cell coverage in
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  Speaker 2: warm climbate areas. Isn't that fascinating?
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  Speaker 4: No, it's really not, and it's not relevant. And I
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  Speaker 4: don't know why you're talking about this.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that study would say differently, But.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I'm not undrugs and I don't have any hairless cats.
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  Speaker 3: So that's one of the actual phone stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, this is the phone stuff. We have about two
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  Speaker 2: hundred and thirty five questions to go.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, I don't have time for this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I hear you. You know what, I'm gonna speed
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  Speaker 2: it up for you. We can just get to the
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  Speaker 2: second subset of questions, Oh my god, do you own
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  Speaker 2: a cell phone?
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  Speaker 3: The question is do I have a cell phone?
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  Speaker 4: Even though the whole reason I called is because of
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  Speaker 4: my cell phone issues and I'm literally talking to you
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  Speaker 4: on my cell phones.
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  Speaker 2: Well, in a study done in two thousan three point
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  Speaker 2: zero zero zero six y five percent of people who
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  Speaker 2: called in to complain about cell phones didn't actually own it.
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  Speaker 4: And that's what you're saying because this question, this has
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  Speaker 4: like nothing to do with my phone.
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  Speaker 3: Can we please fix my phone?
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  Speaker 2: Okay? I think this next question will get to the bottom.
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  Speaker 3: Of it, so I highly doubt that.
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  Speaker 2: So do you or a close relative currently live above
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  Speaker 2: or near an old radioactive dumpy ground or now unabandoned
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  Speaker 2: silver mine.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done. No, you don't talk to a manager.
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  Speaker 4: No, I don't live above a mine or a dumping ground.
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  Speaker 3: No, I need to talk to a manager. This is horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I completely understand the last are you. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 2: did a study back in twenty twelve that.
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  Speaker 3: Found no no more studies. I don't care.
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  Speaker 2: It did find that no one lived near those things.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: I don't care what they found. I don't want to
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  Speaker 4: hear any more facts or statistics.
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  Speaker 3: I want my phone fixed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so you don't want to hear my last question.
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't want to hear any more questions. I
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  Speaker 3: was just stupid.
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  Speaker 2: I was to ask if you listen to Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. What because this is actually a
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  Speaker 2: phone tap, It's a brank phone call.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, here, yes, this is actually Brooke.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to like throw my phone in the trash.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you could thank your husband for that, because he's
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  Speaker 2: the one that set you up for this brank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to kill him.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I actually can't help you with this botty cell coverage.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you could hear that, but unless
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  Speaker 2: you want to hear about a study we did in
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  Speaker 2: nineteen ninety four on albino penguins using cell phones as
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  Speaker 2: flotation devices.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, please please weeke up.
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  Speaker 4: Every morning was phone Tap weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,