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Phone Tap PODCAST: Office Kisses · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And there's a lot of businesses
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  Speaker 1: out there that have special company wide traditions that all
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  Speaker 1: the employees they have been doing for years as part
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  Speaker 1: of the office culture to make everybody feel like they're
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  Speaker 1: part of the team. You know. Well, today I pose
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  Speaker 1: as an HR rep and I call a guy who's
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  Speaker 1: about to start a brand new job next week, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and I just want to let him know about one
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  Speaker 1: of our unique company traditions. I think it might make
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  Speaker 1: him feel a little uncomfortable, but I'm hoping he can
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  Speaker 1: get on board by the end of this. It's your
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  Speaker 1: brand new phone tap right now, it's another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me I'm moving five. Hello. Hello, I'm looking to
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  Speaker 1: speak with Ryan. This is Ryan. Hey Ryan, my name's Cooper.
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  Speaker 1: I work in HR at the media Agency. Oh, absolutely, hello,
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  Speaker 1: Cooper him. Yeah, I know we haven't spoken before. I
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  Speaker 1: just want to call and welcome you to the team.
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  Speaker 1: So it's very kind you. I'm very excited to be
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  Speaker 1: joining you. Guys. We're excited to have you. And I
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  Speaker 1: see right here your first days on Monday, Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: Monday morning. That's really exciting. I want to give you
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  Speaker 1: a quick rundown of your first day and kind of
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  Speaker 1: what to expect. I really appreciate that. Yeah, so when
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  Speaker 1: you come in, we'll get y'all set up with your
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  Speaker 1: key card, badge and security and everything perfect. And do
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  Speaker 1: you want if I ask, do you know of anyone
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  Speaker 1: that's worked for the company before? No, I don't think so. Well.
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  Speaker 1: Our CEO started this tradition about thirty years ago and
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  Speaker 1: in still going on today. Before we have our morning
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  Speaker 1: roundup meeting, we go around the room and kiss everyone
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  Speaker 1: on the mouth. I need to be honest with you.
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  Speaker 1: I've I've never heard of anything like this before. I
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  Speaker 1: know it's it's a little unconventional, but it's just something
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  Speaker 1: that the founders of the company did when they started,
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  Speaker 1: and it turned into this big success and it stayed
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  Speaker 1: with the culture ever since. I mean, why why do
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  Speaker 1: you think we're so profitable? Now it's because of the
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  Speaker 1: mouth kissing, you know, So I just didn't want you
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  Speaker 1: to be surprised on Monday morning when you come in,
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  Speaker 1: there's gonna be a lot of smooching going on and
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  Speaker 1: it's very normal, all right. Again, I've never heard of
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  Speaker 1: anything like this before. No, that makes sense because employees
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  Speaker 1: are actually discouraged from talking about it outside the company
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  Speaker 1: walls because you know, other groups or businesses might hear
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  Speaker 1: about it and think it's weird or worse, they'll try
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  Speaker 1: and steal it from us. But here we're just one big,
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  Speaker 1: happy family. That's very interesting, you know. And I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to be rude. But is this something that I
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  Speaker 1: kid opt out of. Oh, definitely not. No, That's why
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you to make sure you're good with it.
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  Speaker 1: If you're wondering. Tongue is not allowed. It's usually just
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  Speaker 1: a quick peck, like how a granny might kiss. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I was, I wasn't one very short. We don't want
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  Speaker 1: it to get weird. Maybe this is a good time
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  Speaker 1: to practice. I'll I'll kiss you over the phone and
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  Speaker 1: then you kiss me back. Okay, So it's like this,
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  Speaker 1: it's like, oh, hey, Ryan, good to see you. Um,
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  Speaker 1: I guess I understand. But if you forgot, my name's Cooper,
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  Speaker 1: so you can say it back to me, Hi Cooper,
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  Speaker 1: m hm. And you want me to kiss you, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: go ahead, I'm ready on the mouth. H okay, okay,
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  Speaker 1: um oh all right, great, let's get down to business.
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  Speaker 1: And didn't that feel good? If I'm being honest, it
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  Speaker 1: feels a little strange. You know, I've never done or
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  Speaker 1: heard of this before. Yeah, I understand that, but you
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  Speaker 1: have to admit it felt good, right. I really don't
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  Speaker 1: have any any emotion to it. It just was kind
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  Speaker 1: of shocking. I know some people think it's a little
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  Speaker 1: bit weird at first, but as you do it more
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  Speaker 1: like give it a week, you'll feel like it's perfectly normal.
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  Speaker 1: And before you know, I mean, you're gonna be kissing salespeople,
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  Speaker 1: the accounting team, even the janitor. Carl. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to kiss all these people. Why would you say that
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  Speaker 1: they're part of your family? Now, your business family. Carl's
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  Speaker 1: actually the best kisser of the group. Well that's great
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  Speaker 1: for Carl. I just it's great for all of us
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  Speaker 1: because we get to kiss him. I gotta be honest
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  Speaker 1: with you, this doesn't sound legal. To me, I don't
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  Speaker 1: don't I hear you, okay, and so maybe I mean,
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  Speaker 1: there's a lot of people that are a little bit
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  Speaker 1: uncomfortable with this at first. So here's what we'll do.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell the rest of the group not to kiss you,
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  Speaker 1: and you and I can just kiss for the first day,
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  Speaker 1: and then every day after that, we'll build up the
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  Speaker 1: kisses until you're comfortable kissing other people. We could kiss
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  Speaker 1: once an hour or twice an hour if you'd like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to kiss schedule. That doesn't sound like,
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  Speaker 1: that's not that's not okay with me. You don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: I'm an HR, so it's okay, and I that okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's that's not okay. It doesn't matter what your job
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  Speaker 1: title is, like, you can't just speak like like I
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  Speaker 1: don't know you Ryan. We just kissed, and now you're
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  Speaker 1: treating me this way up. No, we didn't we you
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  Speaker 1: you were like showing me how people kiss on the phone.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's not a kiss. But you kissed me back.
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  Speaker 1: I look, I felt a little pressure. I didn't like.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't stick my tongue in you or kiss you
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  Speaker 1: with my lips. I made a little sound. Now I
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  Speaker 1: feel like you're using me. Have you just kissed me? Like?
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  Speaker 1: I like, I meant nothing to you and now you're
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  Speaker 1: tossing me aside? What are you talking about? Man? I
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  Speaker 1: feel I feel like like I'm like, I'm a cheap prostitute? Now,
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  Speaker 1: how is that? This is nothing? Prostitute? How are you
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  Speaker 1: a prostitute? What are you? Ryan? If this is how
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  Speaker 1: you want to treat someone that's in your family, your
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  Speaker 1: business family, then I don't know. Maybe this isn't the
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  Speaker 1: right job for you. Maybe you're right, Maybe I don't
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  Speaker 1: goul on there all right, because I'm not okay with
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  Speaker 1: kissing a bunch of randos on the mouth every single day. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what if we had you kiss your buddy James? Would
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  Speaker 1: you feel more comfortable? Then? Why would I kiss my
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  Speaker 1: buddy James? Like he doesn't even work there? What are
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  Speaker 1: you talking about? Well, I kiss James? What do you mean? Wait?
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean kiss jis? How do you even
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  Speaker 1: know James? Well, we kissed when we were planning how
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  Speaker 1: to phone tap you today? Phone tap me? What do
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  Speaker 1: you what are you talking about? Phone tapping me? To
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  Speaker 1: tell you this is actually a joke. It's Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm doing
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  Speaker 1: a prank on you, man. Yeah, your buddy James contacted
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  Speaker 1: us and he said you got a brand new job
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  Speaker 1: and he wanted to mess with you before your first day. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I was freaking out, man, kiss you on the phone
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  Speaker 1: like I mean, you kind of wanted to though, didn't you.
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  Speaker 1: You liked it? No, I didn't work. Let's come on,
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  Speaker 1: just you're gonna feel more comfortable. Come on, here we
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  Speaker 1: go on to Okay, Wow, we're Oh my god, you
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  Speaker 1: ninety two point five