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Phone Tap: Computer Virus · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. It's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today I call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who dropped off his computer a few days ago at
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  Speaker 1: a repair shop. Oh that's always the worst. That means
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  Speaker 1: something's wrong with it. Well, apparently it got a few
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  Speaker 1: viruses on it. Oh wonder how that happened. Anyway, he's
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  Speaker 1: about to get less than stellar customer service. Oh shocking,
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  Speaker 1: because the technician that's working on it may or may
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  Speaker 1: not be under the influence. So yeah, we tried some
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  Speaker 1: risky things to fix it. We'll see if it worked. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now. As on the twenties, Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: this is Buddo with computer repair looking to speak with Many. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's many. Hell what well, you dropped off a laptop
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  Speaker 1: a couple of days ago. Uh yeah, okay, how's it going?
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  Speaker 1: Is it ready that they picked up now? Or uh? Well,
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  Speaker 1: I mean you can pick it up, but it's not
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  Speaker 1: fixed yet. Okay, I don't understand. Why do you call
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  Speaker 1: me then? Oh? Yeah, so apparently there was like a
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  Speaker 1: virus on your computer, right correct, Yeah, but it was
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  Speaker 1: a tricky one. I gotta say, he's a tricky little guy. Dude,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. You sound a little high or
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  Speaker 1: drunk or something. Can you get to the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: what we're talking about here? Okay, I'm so okay. I'll
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  Speaker 1: boil it down for you like a hard boiled egg.
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  Speaker 1: After researching this, turns out the thing that you have
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  Speaker 1: on your computer, it's called the Tailor Swift virus. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: what does that mean? Necessarily even downloads like a bunch
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  Speaker 1: of sad music on your computer, super sad. I didn't
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  Speaker 1: have that problem when I brought it in there. I
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  Speaker 1: was just having an issue with pop ups coming up
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  Speaker 1: with my AD blocker. That was the whole reason that
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  Speaker 1: I brought it in. And for you get to look
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  Speaker 1: at it, well, you didn't check your music portfolio. It's
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  Speaker 1: super depressing right now. But I'm telling you hackers or
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  Speaker 1: be like, they'll do whatever. Okay, Well, I mean, is
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  Speaker 1: this something that you guys can take care of? That's
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  Speaker 1: why I brought it into you. I mean, do you
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  Speaker 1: need my permission or something? Oh? So here's what I did.
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  Speaker 1: I read online on a subreddit that you could fix
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  Speaker 1: it if you download the Kanye West virus and then
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  Speaker 1: the Taylor Swift virus and the Kanye virus. They're supposed
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  Speaker 1: to like fight each other. I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: be downloading viruses on my computer. You guys are just
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  Speaker 1: supposed to be removing. It's too late. I already did it, Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe this is kind. I don't are you
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  Speaker 1: qualified to be doing this? Like, is it working the
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  Speaker 1: way that you saying it's working? Or is it hurting
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  Speaker 1: my computers? No, the virus is definitely working, like it's
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  Speaker 1: getting worse. Your computer is like totally dude, Is there
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  Speaker 1: someone else that I could talk to? Bra at your
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  Speaker 1: sword too? You're funny, man, Well you're not funny, okay,
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  Speaker 1: And you're pissing me the thought And I'm gonna come
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  Speaker 1: there and pick up my computer. I really don't care
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  Speaker 1: at this point if it's fixed or not. Okay, don't
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  Speaker 1: touch anything on my computer. I mean, okay, man, like
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  Speaker 1: you can come and pick it up now. But it's
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  Speaker 1: in the freezer. So what is the freezer like next
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  Speaker 1: to the refrigerator? In the freezer part? He's going on
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  Speaker 1: over there, There's no reason for you to put a
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  Speaker 1: computer in a freezer. Wow, I was just getting frustrated
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  Speaker 1: with the Kanye stuff coming up on. Listen to me,
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  Speaker 1: dumb dumb, I need you to take my computer out
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  Speaker 1: of the freezer. Oh my god, put it in a
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  Speaker 1: nice safe spot so nothing happens to it. Okay, did
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  Speaker 1: you just call me dumb dumb? That's what you've heard?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love dumb dumbs. There's out of
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  Speaker 1: everything that I said to you, that's the only thing
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  Speaker 1: that you've heard. Hey, when you come over and get
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  Speaker 1: your computer, could you like maybe pick up a dumb
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  Speaker 1: dumb and bring it like that would make my day. Bro,
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  Speaker 1: you're gonna make me lose my mind. Bro, come down there.
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  Speaker 1: I want to lose in your thoor pal dude, dude,
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  Speaker 1: this chill. I'll pay you back. Like you know, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not a moocher. Put your boss on the phone right now.
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  Speaker 1: He's not here, so you're gonna have to wait, Like,
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  Speaker 1: when is he gonna be there? When is he When
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  Speaker 1: is he going to be in the office. Well, do
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  Speaker 1: you maybe want to talk to my other boss? Put
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  Speaker 1: anybody on the phone other than you. I don't care
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  Speaker 1: if it's a security guard, the janitor. Put anybody on
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  Speaker 1: the phone that's in that building except for you. It's
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  Speaker 1: not funny to stop laughing. Put somebody on the phone, man.
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  Speaker 1: How many times do I gotta screamed it? I put
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  Speaker 1: somebody else in the phone. Day. I can't put anybody
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  Speaker 1: else on the phone. I'm the only one here. Why
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  Speaker 1: are you laughing? Yourf How many joints smoke today? Smoky?
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  Speaker 1: I'm laughing because I don't really work at the computer
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  Speaker 1: repair shop. My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I'm doing a phone
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  Speaker 1: tap on you. Okay, I mean, why do you have
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  Speaker 1: my computer? Now? I don't have your computer. This is
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  Speaker 1: all a prank. Your brother Fletcher set you up. Mother.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Man. Fletcher told me that you were worried
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  Speaker 1: that it was taken too long to fix your computer
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  Speaker 1: after you turned it in, so he wanted to prank
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  Speaker 1: you about it. I'm sorry. Dude, Kanye West virus every
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  Speaker 1: morning brooking Jeffrey in the Morning