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Phone Tap: Small Package Towing · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 3: When you think of your top three life moments that
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  Speaker 3: you'll remember forever, there's the day you got married, the
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  Speaker 3: day your child's born, and of course the day you
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  Speaker 3: realize that your car got towed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's happened.
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  Speaker 4: I've had that happened many times.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: It might not be normally, but it is gonna be
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  Speaker 3: top three for this guy. Because even though his BMW
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  Speaker 3: didn't really get taken, I promise you he's never gonna
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  Speaker 3: forget the prank phone call from our own Jose Bolanos
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  Speaker 3: call in from his cowyard cell phone to let him know, Hey,
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  Speaker 3: come get your dumb car, you idiot, and then the
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  Speaker 3: conversation gets even worse from there. You're gonna hear it
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  Speaker 3: in your phone. Tap right now, it's another.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, this is David.
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  Speaker 4: Hey David, my name is Chuck from towing. Are you
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  Speaker 4: the owner of a black BMWX five. Yeah, license plate
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  Speaker 4: five six to one.
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  Speaker 2: I don't really know my license plate off the top
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  Speaker 2: of my head.
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  Speaker 4: All right, well, you looked about you're probably gonna want
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  Speaker 4: to come down and get your car out. Man, it's
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  Speaker 4: going to cost you two hundred and sixty bucks.
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  Speaker 2: Well, excuse me, what's going on here?
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  Speaker 4: I just told you we have your car, So come
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  Speaker 4: down and pick it up, and we're gonna be up
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  Speaker 4: until six. If not, it'll be walked in.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, dud, dude, dude, dude, that's impossible. I'm parked
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  Speaker 2: at work. My car's out here.
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  Speaker 4: Correction, it's over here. Now it's in my lot.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's at my work. We've got like a secure garage.
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  Speaker 2: I was in parked down the street.
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  Speaker 4: Well, someone called us and said that your car was
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  Speaker 4: over the line by a few inches. And whoa, technically
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  Speaker 4: that's a violate.
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  Speaker 2: The line one time and I get towed for it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, here's a sob story. Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Why the hell didn't anyone call me?
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  Speaker 4: Come on, man, and the people who call this that
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  Speaker 4: it wasn't the first time. Apparently I've done this a
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  Speaker 4: handful of times, and they say that whenever they've talked
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  Speaker 4: to you, you've actually been kind of an a hole,
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  Speaker 4: and what's between you and me? I can kind of
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  Speaker 4: get that read too.
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  Speaker 2: Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. Oh, you don't know me. You
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  Speaker 2: can't say that I'm an hole.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, you drive a beamer hugely right there, screamed
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  Speaker 4: the d bags.
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  Speaker 2: What the do you drive?
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  Speaker 4: I drive the truck that's towing away your car right now.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, it's towing it right now and coming down? Then
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  Speaker 2: you can right now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well I asked you to come down, genius, so
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  Speaker 4: that's probably what you should do.
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  Speaker 2: You're the one who told me he was locked up, genius.
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  Speaker 2: You can't talk to people like this, all right.
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  Speaker 4: I've talked to dudes like you before, right, usually small
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  Speaker 4: packaged guys that are insecure about their manhood. Who I
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  Speaker 4: get it, dude, you're frustrated.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you get it. You get that. I'm frustrated. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: do you you want to talk about a small package?
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  Speaker 2: How about you want to see you want to see
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  Speaker 2: the small package close?
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  Speaker 4: You want me to see her small package up close?
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  Speaker 1: Dude?
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  Speaker 4: What are you coming on to me?
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  Speaker 1: No?
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  Speaker 2: I'm not coming No, I'm saying I'm gonna come down
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  Speaker 2: there and I'm gonna beat the at you.
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  Speaker 4: All right with your small package?
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  Speaker 2: So I'm not I'm not like, what is it like
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  Speaker 2: a Q tip with the you're the one who brought
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  Speaker 2: up a small package. I'm referencing what you said.
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  Speaker 4: So you're confirming that your package is small, and then
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  Speaker 4: you're gonna come here and use it again.
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  Speaker 2: Forget the package stuff, you know what I mean. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna come down there and I'm gonna kick the sh
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  Speaker 2: out of you.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really scared. I'll look out for the guy
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  Speaker 4: with no bulge who's like.
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  Speaker 2: You had it with you. What's the is your toe
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  Speaker 2: company call?
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  Speaker 4: that's our sponsor. Do you ever listen to that show?
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  Speaker 4: It's a radio show.
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  Speaker 2: Give your sponsored coming with your company's call.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying there's a guy on it named Jose.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a really small package too. You should probably
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  Speaker 4: made him.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care about some guy Jose in his small package.
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  Speaker 2: That's me.
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  Speaker 4: You don't care about me.
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  Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, wait you're me What did you just
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  Speaker 2: say to me?
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  Speaker 4: This is actually Jose from the radio show. I was
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  Speaker 4: just talking about Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. We're
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  Speaker 4: doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: Man, What is going on?
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  Speaker 4: Take a deep breass your coworker Jason set you up.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, you got a note on your car
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  Speaker 4: the other day someone called you a jerk for parking
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  Speaker 4: over the line a little bit, so you wanted us
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  Speaker 4: a mess with you? Dude?
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm gonna kill you with the small What was
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  Speaker 2: with so many all the small package?
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  Speaker 4: When you got a small package like me, we can
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  Speaker 4: tell others. Okay, don't lie to Meyboddy, I just hear
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  Speaker 4: in your voice. We both got small ones. Okay, okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you got an ear for a small You know how
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  Speaker 4: they say good things come in small packages. We're great things. Bro.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a part of this club. This is not
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  Speaker 2: a bonding moment.
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  Speaker 4: Sang it. I just want you to admit I'm not
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  Speaker 4: the only one.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, bro, weekcause every morning with some taps Weekday morning
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  Speaker 2: was on the twenties, freaking Jeffrey in the Morning or