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#10 Phone Tap of 2024: Coma Matchmaker · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: The weight is over. It's finally time to start the
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  Speaker 2: countdown of the top ten phone taps of Christmas.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, honestly, this is what is officially kicking off the
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  Speaker 1: holiday season for.
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  Speaker 2: Me, the best prank calls that we've done all year long,
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  Speaker 2: and today it's number ten featuring Jose Belanya, where he
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  Speaker 2: calls a guy that's signed up for a matchmaker service
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  Speaker 2: to tell him we've got good news and found the
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  Speaker 2: perfect woman who meets well, let's call it most of
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  Speaker 2: his criteria with one major catch. It is your number
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  Speaker 2: ten phone tap of the year happening right now right
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  Speaker 2: is brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hello, is this allans?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's calling.
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  Speaker 3: I'm calling from Love Matchmakers. My name is Cody, Cody Pendant. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: you've been working with Angela as your matchmaking consultant, right,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm her assistant. She's out of town right now,
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  Speaker 3: on a silent retreat. I think she mentioned that.
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  Speaker 4: No she didn't.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, well, she is enjoying herself. If you're wondering, you
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  Speaker 3: got to see her tan, which she gets back. I
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  Speaker 3: just got some pictures. Anyways, I'm calling because I have
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  Speaker 3: been authorized to give you good news.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's great.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how to say this, but I think
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  Speaker 3: we did it. We found the one.
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  Speaker 4: What are you joking?
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  Speaker 3: No, No, she's professional, she's beautiful, she meets all the criteria.
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  Speaker 3: You're gonna be so impressed.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I mean I've been waiting and paying, so I'm
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  Speaker 5: ready to let's go.
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  Speaker 3: Sure have and it all paid off. Because congratulations, you're
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  Speaker 3: in a relationship. Alan, you have a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 5: Yay, Well all right, I guess you found it match.
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  Speaker 5: We clearly haven't met. I don't know if we're in
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  Speaker 5: a relationship yet. No, silly you are.
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  Speaker 3: I took care of everything. I have all the paperwork
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  Speaker 3: at her bedside, so it's a done deal. You two
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  Speaker 3: are a couple. Okay, she toats knows.
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  Speaker 4: Who is this person?
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  Speaker 3: Well, her name is Barbara, and let's just say You're lucky.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on the job because I did some creative thinking
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  Speaker 3: and I went back to our old roster, and wouldn't
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  Speaker 3: you know, there's one woman, single and available and in
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  Speaker 3: the hospital right now, temporarily.
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  Speaker 4: What Barbara, did you say in the hospital.
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  Speaker 3: It's just a little snaffoo. But you heard me when
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  Speaker 3: I just said temporarily, right.
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  Speaker 4: What are you talking about? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 3: Technically she's been in a coma for just a few years.
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  Speaker 4: You've got to be fucking kitting me.
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  Speaker 3: But signs look good. I saw the monitor and it
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  Speaker 3: was beeping and jumping and skipping, and.
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  Speaker 4: You've just got great energy. I don't understand what this
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  Speaker 4: means you you've matched me with someone unconscious in the hospital.
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  Speaker 4: What do you do well?
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  Speaker 3: You could say that, or you could focus on the
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  Speaker 3: word match. Because I found you someone angel.
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  Speaker 4: It never would have obtained this. Why are you in charge?
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm not really understanding what the problem is here,
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  Speaker 3: because like I'm doing my job. No, you have a girlfriend.
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  Speaker 4: I this is the weirdest you look. I've been with
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  Speaker 4: you people for months. I've been paying you a fair
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  Speaker 4: amount of money. You found me nobody, and now I'm
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  Speaker 4: getting a call from some rando I've never even met,
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  Speaker 4: telling me that you found me a coma pisient? Literally,
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  Speaker 4: what the are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it sounds like you're frustrated, and that's on me.
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  Speaker 3: I maybe I did not tell you enough about her.
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  Speaker 3: She does have a lot of hobbies. She loves sleeping,
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  Speaker 3: and she loves like milkshakes and liquid Me.
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  Speaker 4: That struck you as a good match for me, sleepy
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  Speaker 4: milkshake lady.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, if she had a dating profile, that
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  Speaker 3: would be kind of a catchy name.
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  Speaker 5: You're smart.
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  Speaker 3: We should work together.
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  Speaker 4: I don't so what am I supposed to call this lady?
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  Speaker 4: What do you want from me? Well?
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  Speaker 3: I could give you her number, but she's not gonna
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  Speaker 3: pick up a little occupied me. But what I did
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  Speaker 3: is I went ahead and got a greeting card. I
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  Speaker 3: already filled it out in your name, so when.
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  Speaker 4: She wakes up, no, I may cry no.
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  Speaker 3: And the fact that she is an older lady at
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  Speaker 3: seventy two years old, oh my goodness, what she's gonna
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  Speaker 3: appreciate it even.
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  Speaker 4: More how thoughtful you were seven y two? She sure is.
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  Speaker 3: And once her grandkids leave the room, you two can
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  Speaker 3: have your first day. Why aren't you excited to be
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  Speaker 3: a grandpa?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Papa Alan, Okay, I am Papa canceling your service.
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  Speaker 4: Not only that, I will be demanding all the money back.
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  Speaker 4: You idiots have done nothing for me. You've struck me
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  Speaker 4: along for months and months, and now you set me
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  Speaker 4: up with an unconscious senior and you think that's my
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  Speaker 4: bet match.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me, after all the trouble I went through helping
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  Speaker 3: your friend Matt to frank you, and this is what
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  Speaker 3: I get. What I should be the one upset because
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  Speaker 3: this is actually Josey for Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm very mad at you right now. Oh whoa,
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  Speaker 3: all right, wait a second, bro, I told you it's
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  Speaker 3: a prank, like this is all for fun.
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  Speaker 5: I yeah, that's that's great, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: It's cool. You can laugh now. It's just a radio thing.
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  Speaker 4: Wooh well, radio thing, all right. Well, good for Matt
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  Speaker 4: and good for you that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, it's supposed to be good for you man and Barbara.
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  Speaker 3: Oh dude, we haven't talked about Barbara. Huh you silver Savage.
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  Speaker 3: I see you over there, old Barb.
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  Speaker 4: I will tell you I am a week away from
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  Speaker 4: taking that date.
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  Speaker 3: Bro No, you leave Barbara alone.
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  Speaker 4: She is a sweet lady.
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  Speaker 3: Okay is your number ten phone tap of twenty twenty
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  Speaker 1: Four and Jeffrey in the Morning