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Phone Tap: A.I. Says STFU · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Bot Week continues on Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 1: where all week long we're doing prank calls featuring AI
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  Speaker 1: robot voices as our chaotic little helpers. And today we
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  Speaker 1: call a guy who ordered some lumber from a home
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  Speaker 1: improvement store. He's been told the pickups happening tomorrow, but
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  Speaker 1: hasn't heard a specific time yet.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that seems simple enough, jeff And.
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  Speaker 1: That's why Jose is calling to fill him in with
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  Speaker 1: the help of his friendly robo assistance to make this
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  Speaker 1: transaction go extra smooth or extra awkward and horrible. We'll
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  Speaker 1: find out which it is in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 3: We're Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hey, this
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  Speaker 3: is Dylan from home. Is this Gary d Yes?
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  Speaker 1: It is no.
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  Speaker 3: Good morning, Gary, I'm calling.
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  Speaker 4: It looks like you have a lumber pickup scheduled for tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: Is that correct? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, But you know I was a little confused
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  Speaker 1: about the timing.
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  Speaker 3: When can I come by and pick that up?
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  Speaker 4: No problem, Let me just take a look at the calendar,
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  Speaker 4: real quick, generating schedule for pickup.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that's generating schedule for pickup?
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  Speaker 3: What is that I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 4: What what was that sound?
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  Speaker 2: Was that generating schedule for pickup?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? That no, that for some reason, the company decided
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  Speaker 4: to install this like smart AI system, you know, into
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  Speaker 4: all of our customer calls.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, okay, but I mean they still want that human element.
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  Speaker 3: So that's why I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: Okay too for the price of one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, kind of crazy.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, whatever you're telling me.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, back to your schedule.
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  Speaker 2: Let's it looks like generating schedule for pickup.
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  Speaker 4: It says you can pick up your lumber at one o'clock,
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  Speaker 4: So that'll it's incorrect. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait, hang on,
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  Speaker 4: I'm sorry going on here?
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  Speaker 3: What what time? I think it's one o'clock?
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  Speaker 2: That's incorrect.
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  Speaker 3: What the heck is going on?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, come in at one or do I not?
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  Speaker 3: No, don't come in at one.
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  Speaker 4: I realized now it's looking at one fifteen?
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  Speaker 3: Is wing?
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  Speaker 2: That's wrong too?
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  Speaker 3: What I'm sorry, this doesn't really happen a lot.
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  Speaker 2: I feel that's incorrect.
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  Speaker 3: Wait hang on, I guess it does happen a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Can you do me a favor? What is your name again?
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  Speaker 3: My name is Dylan?
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  Speaker 4: Dylan? Hey, can you just figure everything out on your end,
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  Speaker 4: and then you.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know why this thing's second guessing me like I
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  Speaker 3: know how to read time.
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  Speaker 2: The big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, oh my god, oh my gosh. That's boy.
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  Speaker 3: Do I feel dumb? Why are Maybe the AI did
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  Speaker 3: help me one time. Are you like in second grade
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  Speaker 3: or something? You got to learn how to read a
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  Speaker 3: cox loook?
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  Speaker 2: Just do me a favor and just call me back
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  Speaker 2: when you get a firm time.
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  Speaker 3: I already got the time. Look at that. See I
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  Speaker 3: don't have to call you back. It says right now. Fine,
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  Speaker 3: give me that what time?
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  Speaker 2: What time?
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  Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now? On certainty? Eleven am? Eleven am?
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  Speaker 2: You're actually reading it upside down.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I've an upside down? Is that still eleven?
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  Speaker 2: That's incorrect?
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  Speaker 4: When you can figure out how to tell base the time,
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  Speaker 4: just give me a call back.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi, Gary, it's Dylan from Home to go again.
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  Speaker 1: Hey do you have a time for me?
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  Speaker 2: I have a time.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for your patience.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe I should take over from here. No okay, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: no stop it turn it off right now.
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  Speaker 3: Gary, That wasn't me. That's the AI talking. So that's
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  Speaker 3: not you, I know, it's not you.
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  Speaker 2: This is worse than I saw.
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  Speaker 3: Seriously, turn that thing off.
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  Speaker 4: I would turn it off, but it's company policy. I'd
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  Speaker 4: get fired to fight to that. That's like a coworker.
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  Speaker 3: Now, is it gonna give me a time? Because that
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  Speaker 3: is the only thing.
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  Speaker 1: That I want right now.
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  Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure it's gonna tell you everything because it's
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  Speaker 4: locked me out of the system, and it's kind of
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  Speaker 4: just telling me I'm doing an awful job, but you're not. Really.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but you're not.
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  Speaker 2: Neither of you are doing a great job. Okay, all right,
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  Speaker 2: I fire both of you.
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  Speaker 3: Gary, I'm letting the AI take over starting now.
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  Speaker 2: All right, sir, you can pick up your lumber delive
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  Speaker 2: tomorrow at three thirty pm at the West Gate. Just
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  Speaker 2: give them your last name.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, that's not correct, AI, because you gotta do first
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  Speaker 4: and last name.
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  Speaker 3: Even I know I'll do. I'll give them whatever name
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  Speaker 3: they want. But tomorrow, I'm so, so so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just saying, if I would have been able to
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  Speaker 4: handle this by myself, I promise it would have gone smooth.
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  Speaker 2: According to my calculations, he has made over seventeen mistakes
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  Speaker 2: on the last four phone calls. He's been on since
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  Speaker 2: his shift has started.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, why you are lying?
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  Speaker 2: Also, I know you can't see him, but he's ugly.
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  Speaker 3: This is so unprofessional.
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  Speaker 2: He ain't got no alibi. He's ugly, dude. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: he's ugly.
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  Speaker 3: Are you attempting to sing an insult at me?
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  Speaker 2: AI? How is this happening? The last thing? What this
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  Speaker 2: is a prank phone call from Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: That's my job. You just ruined the whole prank phone call.
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  Speaker 1: What the hell are you talking.
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  Speaker 3: About talking about the phone that we're doing right now? Actually?
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  Speaker 3: What My name's not Dylan, I'm jose from Brook and
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the Morning. You're on radio right now.
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  Speaker 1: Man, Oh my god? Are you Are you serious?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious. You can calm down now. Man, I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 3: I know you're pretty heat over there.
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  Speaker 2: All I wanted was the time. That was the only
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  Speaker 2: thing that I needed.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, we still never got around to that, did we.
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  Speaker 2: The big hand represents the minutes, not the hour.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, I can't read this clock. No, I can't do this.
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  Speaker 3: You know I'm gonna I'm actually gonna have to call
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  Speaker 3: you back.
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  Speaker 4: Please don't call me back.
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  Speaker 2: Brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties