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Phone Tap: Clover the Big Brother · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank phone call. It's Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning. And today we call a mom
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  Speaker 1: who's applied to put her son in the Big Brother program. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: that's cute. Don't know exactly how old he is, but
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  Speaker 1: apparently he's in elementary school. And wouldn't you know, we
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  Speaker 1: have the perfect person to shape this young boy. into
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  Speaker 1: an unstoppable killing machine. If that's what she wants. Because
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  Speaker 1: his name is Clover. One of Jose's characters, former British
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  Speaker 1: black ops. And you're going to hear their conversation play
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  Speaker 1: out in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Rick and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s. Hello? Hello?
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  Speaker 2: I'm looking for the mother of Aiden's s * * *.
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  Speaker 3: Um, this is Aiden's mom.
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  Speaker 2: So you're Jessica. Nice to meet your acquaintance.
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  Speaker 3: Who is this?
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  Speaker 2: Name's Frank, but me mates call me Clover. Calling from
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  Speaker 2: the Big Brother program because I was assigned to be
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  Speaker 2: Aiden's mentor.
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  Speaker 3: Um, okay, I didn't get an email in regards to this.
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  Speaker 2: Affirmative. That's because I asked them not to send it.
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  Speaker 2: as it could compromise the situation. Compromise what situation? Look,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if this is a secure line, but
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  Speaker 2: I will tell you. In the past, I was involved
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  Speaker 2: with the British secret military, and certain individuals may want
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  Speaker 2: to get some payback.
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  Speaker 3: That's a little concerning.
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  Speaker 2: I'd like to see them try.
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  Speaker 3: Um, I don't know what to say here.
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  Speaker 2: You're supposed to be my son's mentor. Bingo, and I am.
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  Speaker 2: I've already laid out the agenda. Lesson one. Can the
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  Speaker 2: little lad tie his shoes?
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  Speaker 3: Well, he's not great at it. I mean, sometimes I
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  Speaker 3: have to help him, but yes.
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  Speaker 2: All right. You give me 48 hours, and he'll be
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  Speaker 2: doing it like he's tying a body bag in Da Nang.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's what I learned to tie back in 87.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying you learned to tie shoes by tying
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  Speaker 3: body bags in 1987?
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  Speaker 2: Look, we don't have time to rehash it all.
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  Speaker 3: That sounds sketchy.
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  Speaker 2: Moving on to lesson two. What type of beverage does
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  Speaker 2: the boy enjoy?
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  Speaker 3: Normally I just send him with like a pouch drink,
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  Speaker 3: like a Capri Sun or something. Why does that matter? Perfect.
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  Speaker 2: After he's done with it, I'll show him how to
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  Speaker 2: turn the little straw into a poison blow dart device.
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: Well, just in case he runs into a bully or two. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: my God. Put out the straw and look at that.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell are you talking about?
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  Speaker 2: Me and Jimmy just fell down by the cafeteria doors.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what could have happened.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what your idea is here, Clover or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: but I don't want my son learning anything like that.
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  Speaker 2: Well, with all due respect, ma'am, My job is to
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  Speaker 2: teach young boy how to be a man and survive
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  Speaker 2: in the harshest of conditions.
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  Speaker 3: Harshest of conditions? My son goes to private school.
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  Speaker 2: Which brings me to lesson number three. How to hotwire
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  Speaker 2: a power wheel Jeep in under 20 seconds.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely not. I don't know who approved you to
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  Speaker 3: be a big brother in this program, but you are
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  Speaker 3: not going to be any kind of influence to my
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  Speaker 3: son Aiden or any other child for that matter. I'm
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  Speaker 3: calling them right now.
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  Speaker 2: Your sister Helene did warn me that you could get
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  Speaker 2: very feisty. What? That's when she asked me to do
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  Speaker 2: this prank phone call on you. She said, look, and
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  Speaker 2: it did.
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  Speaker 3: A prank phone call? Wait, hold on a second.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, because this is actually Jose from the
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  Speaker 2: show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Your sister Helene
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  Speaker 2: asked us to phone tap you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my gosh. I was actually believing this. Like, I
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  Speaker 3: was going to call the police or, like, have this
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  Speaker 3: guy put away or something, for real.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, if the big brother thing doesn't work out, I
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  Speaker 2: do nanny on a side, if you'd like a babysitter.
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  Speaker 3: That's horrifying.
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  Speaker 2: It is for the other guy.
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  Speaker 3: Who's the other guy?
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  Speaker 2: You never know. I'm still trying to find him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.