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Phone Tap PODCAST: Ray Flambay Interview · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking for a Gregson. Yeah, this is him? Can
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Hey? Brother? What's up? I'm hitting you
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  Speaker 1: up about the cooking gig I saw online. I was
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  Speaker 1: told to call you for the rundown. Um, yeah, let
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  Speaker 1: me just take a look at the sheet. Here, go
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  Speaker 1: for it, brother, Um, yeah's your name? Ray Blombay, Ray
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  Speaker 1: Flombaiy you found the right guy, the right dude, the
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  Speaker 1: right browsky. What's up, brother, Ray Blombay? Okay, that's kind
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  Speaker 1: of a funny name. Forgive me, but is that like
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  Speaker 1: your given name given to me by the TV gods? Yes, sir,
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  Speaker 1: I'm actually a former celebrity chef. Okay, you've heard of me, right,
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  Speaker 1: Ray Flambat v Ray Flambat. You're talking to him? Brother,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I haven't you don't remember me. I was
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  Speaker 1: on a bunch of TV shows. I competed against Bobby Flay,
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  Speaker 1: but then that beat me like four times, and then
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  Speaker 1: I got a divorce, maybe three or four more times
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  Speaker 1: after that, and now here I am. Wow. Okay, So
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  Speaker 1: you're a former celebrity chef, sure, am, and now you're
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  Speaker 1: applying for a job at Express making scrambled eggs. I mean,
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  Speaker 1: if you can't make an egg, you can't be a chef. Am.
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  Speaker 1: I right, I'm a chef, So I know ray Flambay baby.
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  Speaker 1: So you saw the ad online? Now are you familiar
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  Speaker 1: with our menu? Did you have a chance to look
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  Speaker 1: it over? Did I? Holy Stromboli? I love it? Brother, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: that's good. Do you think you can handle it? I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's pretty straightforward, hot diggity doug. Yeah, I can
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  Speaker 1: handle it. But first I did have a few changes
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  Speaker 1: that I wanted to make. Put a little Flambay hooray
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  Speaker 1: in that brunch and munch. You know what I'm saying, brother,
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  Speaker 1: I mean we can't reach to Mandy that much? Like,
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  Speaker 1: what did you have in mind? Well? I notice that
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  Speaker 1: you're serving hash browns. Brother, Yeah, okay, follow me here.
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  Speaker 1: What if instead of taters. You dished out a special
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  Speaker 1: Ray Flambai hokey pokey noki, a little hokey poke NOOKI
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  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, brother. First of all, Ray
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  Speaker 1: stop ony, brother, I'm just a guy interviewing you for
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  Speaker 1: the job. And second, I have no idea what hokey
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  Speaker 1: pokey noki is. Well, well, picture this dumplings but with
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  Speaker 1: a kick of smoking saracha mixed with a ghost pepper reduction,
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  Speaker 1: topped with a homemade spicy hallopeno jolly rancher boom that
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  Speaker 1: makes your nook do the hokey pokey ha ha. Oh
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  Speaker 1: that's not gonna work for us. I just need you
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  Speaker 1: to do regular hash browns. I mean that's fine. Ray
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  Speaker 1: Flambat can do taters for the haters. That is totally cool. Brother.
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  Speaker 1: I ask you a question, Ray, Are you on speed?
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  Speaker 1: If speed's a nice bottle of cabernet, then yeah, baby,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on two bottles of speed. Ha ha that was
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  Speaker 1: a joke. I'm also funny, Ray Flambay, Right, I just
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  Speaker 1: need you to make waffles. Nothing crazy, nothing funny about it.
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  Speaker 1: I just need to get in somebody right away to
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  Speaker 1: get this done. Oh I hear, your brother, that is
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  Speaker 1: why I have something special up my sleeve. Well, if
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  Speaker 1: I was wearing sleeves, Okay, I don't need something special though,
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  Speaker 1: I just need regular waffles, all right. But how does
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  Speaker 1: ray Flambay's special colossal awful waffle sound? Boom baby again,
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  Speaker 1: just regular waffle. So what I'm hearing is how does
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  Speaker 1: the colossal awful waffle work? Let me tell your brother. First,
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  Speaker 1: you gotta fry up some scrapple. At this point, I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know some of the words that you're saying
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  Speaker 1: at all. What the hell is scrapple? Oh, well, that's
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  Speaker 1: a ray Flambay trademark. It means crappy scraps of meat,
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  Speaker 1: you know, lambs and coles of sheep, whatever the fuck
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  Speaker 1: I can find? Oh my god, what is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Oh but we're not done yet. Then I dip it
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  Speaker 1: in waffle batter, fried up again with a little wasabi
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  Speaker 1: and kabao. It's taste her own. That's some scrapple. Boom
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  Speaker 1: right in the face. Hold that disgusting. It's actually the opposite.
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  Speaker 1: Your hotel guests are about to get run over by
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  Speaker 1: the yummy bus, and Ray Flambay is driving and look
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  Speaker 1: out for the bus. It's Ray Flambay. You know, Ray,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to get off the phone. I have
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  Speaker 1: to talk to some other people, really, anybody but you.
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  Speaker 1: So I think we're done. We're actually not done because
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a celebrity chef. I'm a radio host. What yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the
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  Speaker 1: Morning doing a phone tap on you. Man. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: no way, it's a joke. You're co worker, Sarah Manuel.
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  Speaker 1: They told me you're hiring a new cook, so they
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  Speaker 1: wanted me to mess with you. Man. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna kick there. Man, Oh my god. Hey, but
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  Speaker 1: Ray Flambai. I can be over there in a jiffy. Brother,
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  Speaker 1: Just come on, get on the bus with me. Let's go.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, no more, Ray Flambay please okay, Holy
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  Speaker 1: Molly Strombol you got a brother, all right, Holy Moly,
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  Speaker 1: Rad Hey, someone just jumped on the yummy bus. Wake
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  Speaker 1: up every morning with foom tabs weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Holy on removing ninety two point five