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Phone Tap PODCAST: Doggy Daycare · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: it's time for your phone tap. And I think there's
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  Speaker 1: two types of dog lovers in this world. Okay. There's
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  Speaker 1: the ones who genuinely care and are willing to do
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  Speaker 1: anything for their pop. Yeah. And then there's the owners
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  Speaker 1: who think their dog is better than all the other
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  Speaker 1: dogs and better than most people too. Yeah. And today
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna try and embody that second type. Real. I
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  Speaker 1: have faith in you, Jeffrey, Yeah, yeah, I do. Oh gosh,
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  Speaker 1: because today I call a woman who has her pet
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  Speaker 1: and rolled in a local doggie daycare. Oh no, And well,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just saying there's some things going on that my
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  Speaker 1: dog does not like. Oh okay, and it needs to stop.
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  Speaker 1: Oh god, my bark is just as bad as my
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  Speaker 1: BikeE the Karen of the dog world. You're gonna hear
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  Speaker 1: it in your phone tap right now. Tell me, I'm hello,
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  Speaker 1: is this Michelleby, Yes it is. You have a dog
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  Speaker 1: named Leo, Yeah, I do. Who's this? My name's Ziggy Westerman.
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  Speaker 1: Our dogs are in the same doggie daycare, so I
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  Speaker 1: got your number from them. Is there something wrong? Are
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  Speaker 1: you aware that at the doggie daycare your dogs son
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  Speaker 1: has been bullying my dog son, Leo. He's a Pomeranian,
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  Speaker 1: he's bullying someone. Leo has been teasing my dog Brexley,
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  Speaker 1: in front of all his dog friends at the daycare.
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  Speaker 1: And it is not okay. I mean, I'm sure that
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  Speaker 1: they're just playing their dogs. Like I really think your
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  Speaker 1: blogs this out of proportions. I'll have you know, Brexley
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  Speaker 1: has been extremely embarrassed and he's very upset, and I'd
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  Speaker 1: like to know what you plan to do about it.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't really like the tone of your voice.
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  Speaker 1: It's well the hostile. Well I'm sorry, I'm just standing
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  Speaker 1: up from my dogs on Brexley. I would expect a
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  Speaker 1: dog parent like yourself to understand. Okay, can you please
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  Speaker 1: flow down? First of all, can you not talk to
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  Speaker 1: me like that. You haven't said anything of substance right now? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: want substance? Okay, how's this for substance. Your dog has
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  Speaker 1: been giving Brexley nasty looks from across the room. My god,
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  Speaker 1: are you serious. You can't be serious right now? You're
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  Speaker 1: not serious? Does it sound funny to you? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: kid who talks about dogs? I see you think bullying
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  Speaker 1: is hilarious. Dogs don't bully, they're dogs. Oh, I agree
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  Speaker 1: with you. Most dogs don't. But your dog does. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my goodness. Like the other day, Brexley desperately wanted to
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  Speaker 1: play with his favorite squeaky toy, the pink fire hydrant,
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  Speaker 1: you know, the one I'm talking about, And then there's
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  Speaker 1: your dog chewing away at it, just giving him stinky Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so let me get this straight. My dog is hogging
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  Speaker 1: squeaky toys and giving your dog dirty looks. That right, No,
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  Speaker 1: I said nasty, He looks nasty. Oh I'm like a
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  Speaker 1: little canine, real housewife. Okay, all right, Well, you know
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  Speaker 1: I really would love to help you there. Oh please,
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  Speaker 1: there's anything I can do about excuse me, I'm not finished.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. The other day I watched Leo sniff
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  Speaker 1: Brexley's backside, and then he looked over at all the
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  Speaker 1: other pups with this scrunched up face as I have
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  Speaker 1: to say, like, get with of this mut's bottom. He's
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  Speaker 1: so rude. Dogs spell each other's but that's normal. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have to give attitude when he does it. He
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  Speaker 1: could be polite about its radiant. Wow, obviously you don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand my Brexley is extremely sensitive apparently like
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  Speaker 1: owner like dog. You know what, I don't appreciate that. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Brexley may not be appreciate this phone call. Brexley may
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  Speaker 1: not be the most athletic or the most popular pup
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  Speaker 1: in the pack. But I'll tell you something. He has
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  Speaker 1: a very kind heart and he's really really smart for
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  Speaker 1: his breed. Wow, they should really and I come get it.
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  Speaker 1: Every day when I take him home from daycare, I
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  Speaker 1: give him a kiss on the mouth. Then I say,
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  Speaker 1: you're special. Do you kiss your dog on the mouth?
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  Speaker 1: Of course I do. I love him. That's disgusting, you
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  Speaker 1: know that dogs. Did you even take Leo to obedient school?
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  Speaker 1: Or do you just let him like sit in front
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  Speaker 1: of the TV all day? Haven't watch old poly Shore
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  Speaker 1: movies while the drools on himself? My god, are you serious? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: Leo went to obedient school? Any path with honors. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, like honors and humping legs. Oh god, okay.
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  Speaker 1: Brexley went to Barkmouth, the Ivy League of Obedience School.
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  Speaker 1: So the daycares agreed to a three sniff policy with
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  Speaker 1: your little roadic Leo. Oh god, why are you laughing?
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you just saying to my boyfriend the other
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  Speaker 1: day that I want to switch Docky daycare because somebody
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  Speaker 1: and the owners are pretentious. I know your boyfriend said
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  Speaker 1: that because he told me, what are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about your boyfriend Clay. He sniffed my backside
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  Speaker 1: at daycare and he loved it. What Yeah, And he
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  Speaker 1: wanted you to know that. This is actually Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone tap on you. Yeah. Your Clay emailed
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  Speaker 1: us and said that you were complaining about all the
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  Speaker 1: snooty parents the other day at your doggy daycare, and
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  Speaker 1: so he wanted to mess with you. He didn't really
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  Speaker 1: get job. It's not even an exaggeration. I promise you.
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  Speaker 1: If I come there and I see Leo given my
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  Speaker 1: Brexley a swirly in the water bowl again. I'm coming
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  Speaker 1: after you. I'm a Fokie week up every morning with
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  Speaker 1: phone taps. On the twenties two point five