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Phone Tap PODCAST: Backyard Boxing · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: the twenties, I'm moving night two point five. Hello. Hi
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  Speaker 1: is this Andrew? Yeah? Whosa? Oh perfect, nice to meet you, Andrew.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Patrick and I'm your new next door neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: How are you doing? Oh? Hi, I'm good. Thanks. How
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  Speaker 1: are you not too bad? I hope you don't mind
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  Speaker 1: me calling. I actually got your number from the realtor.
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  Speaker 1: I met her the other day. Real nice lady. Oh
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  Speaker 1: and you got it from Yeah. Yeah, she was outside
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  Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I'd like to get in
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  Speaker 1: touch with my new neighbors. So she tossed me your number,
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  Speaker 1: and now I'm on the phone with you. Oh okay. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, welcome to the neighborhood. It's a really fun
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  Speaker 1: place to be. Oh my god, thank you. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 1: psyched to be here. Finally, I hate moving. Oh I
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  Speaker 1: know it is the pits. I don't know if you're
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  Speaker 1: a realtor told you, but we are pretty active neighborhood.
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  Speaker 1: We all do a lot of fun things together. That's
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  Speaker 1: really nice. Yeah, a lot of dinner parties. Halloween is
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  Speaker 1: a hoot. Everybody decorates. It gets into the spirit of things.
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  Speaker 1: You'll find that it's a really fun place to live.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds so fun. Yeah it is, And you're actually
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  Speaker 1: pretty lucky because this time of year, we're just about
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  Speaker 1: ready to start our new season of backyard boxing. So
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  Speaker 1: that's a whole lot of fun backyard boxing. Yeah. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Every Thursday night, all the neighbors come over to our
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  Speaker 1: backyard and we have a boxing ring setup, so everybody
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  Speaker 1: just kind of beats on each other for a little while. Seriously. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it works kind of like this. Let's say somebody doesn't
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  Speaker 1: like you for whatever reason, could be anything from the
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  Speaker 1: color of your house or maybe your dog pooed on
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  Speaker 1: their lawn or something. Instead of holding a grudge and gossiping,
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  Speaker 1: the neighbor can just challenge you to a backyard brawl
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  Speaker 1: that you do get out, and then after that things
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  Speaker 1: are usually all good. You guys, actually like adults in
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  Speaker 1: the neighborhood actually punch each other. Yeah. Yeah, you can
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  Speaker 1: choose to use gloves or not. A lot of the
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  Speaker 1: guys like to do a bare knuckle style though. Oh wow,
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  Speaker 1: you're actually serious, aren't you. Oh yeah. In fact, there
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  Speaker 1: as already a few people that want to fight you
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  Speaker 1: and your husband. How exciting? Wait what? Yeah? Yeah, one
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  Speaker 1: person didn't like how many hours you had your moving
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  Speaker 1: truck blocking the street. I guess people want to fight
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  Speaker 1: like we just moved in last week. Well that's how
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  Speaker 1: we do it in this neighborhood. You got a grievance,
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  Speaker 1: you take it to the ring. Oh my god. There's
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  Speaker 1: also another neighbor. She's a mom. I guess she didn't
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  Speaker 1: like the outfit you were wearing when you moved in.
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  Speaker 1: She actually says she wanted to fight me because of
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  Speaker 1: what I was wearing. Oh yeah, she signed you up.
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  Speaker 1: You and your husband are signed up for you signed
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  Speaker 1: me up? What does that even mean? Yeah? Yeah, that's
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  Speaker 1: what I was calling you about. I want to let
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  Speaker 1: you know that you've been signed up to box and
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  Speaker 1: also you can sign somebody else up if you want to.
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  Speaker 1: I know you haven't lived here long enough. You have
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  Speaker 1: to really probably have anybody you want to punch in
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  Speaker 1: the face. But if you do, let me know and
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  Speaker 1: I'll set it all up. This is not okay, Like
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  Speaker 1: this actually sounds illegal, Like I've never heard of a
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  Speaker 1: neighborhood doing this your backyard adult fighting like boxing. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know about the legalities. We haven't looked
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  Speaker 1: into that, but I can tell you this much. If
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  Speaker 1: you do alert the police, there's gonna be a lot
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  Speaker 1: more people that want to fight you guys, So I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't do that. What this is insane, Like this is
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  Speaker 1: absolutely ridiculous. You know, I do want to let you know.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to put fifty dollars on you to beat
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  Speaker 1: up that other mom, because I can hear in your
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  Speaker 1: voice right now there's a lot of Well you don't
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  Speaker 1: have to beat her completely up. You can just knock
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  Speaker 1: her down a few times. You are not listening to me.
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  Speaker 1: I am not beating anyone up. Okay, Well you kind
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  Speaker 1: of have to. Not only is it a neighborhood tradition,
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  Speaker 1: but you're the main event. What are you talking about.
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  Speaker 1: I've sold tickets already. Yeah, so I'm gonna have to
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  Speaker 1: ask you to fight here. I'm an adult, I have children,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna be in a fight in somebody's backyard,
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  Speaker 1: you idiot. Oh that's right. You do have children, don't you. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do have children, And can I ask how old
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  Speaker 1: your children are? They're nine and five. Kids are perfect,
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  Speaker 1: they can compete in the junior division. This is super fun.
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  Speaker 1: You are sick. I can't even believe I'm having this conversation.
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  Speaker 1: I obviously moved into the wrong neighborhood. Yeah, or you
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  Speaker 1: answered the wrong phone call, because this is a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. What it's a prank phone call? This is
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  Speaker 1: a job. Yes, Oh my god. Your husband told me
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  Speaker 1: that you haven't met many of your neighbors yet and
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  Speaker 1: he wanted to mess with you. But now I bet
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  Speaker 1: you're fired up enough to box somebody, right, Yeah, my
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  Speaker 1: husband every morning mornings on the twenties,