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Phone Tap: Ter Bear's Lost and Found · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Hey, Brook, what did the radio station do to celebrate
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: your fifteen year anniversary of working here? Wait?
• 0:05
  Speaker 2: Let me remember, I think I know nothing nothing.
• 0:11
  Speaker 3: Fifteen years now, they did nothing for you. They've done
• 0:14
  Speaker 3: nothing every year.
• 0:15
  Speaker 4: I haven't even gotten a company wide email.
• 0:17
  Speaker 2: Wow, look at your job, Jake. It was maybe management.
• 0:22
  Speaker 3: I am so sorry. I'm sure they're going to do
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: something for you. Coming up totally our management. Let me
• 0:28
  Speaker 3: check again, not expecting anything, Yep. Schedules looking pretty dry. Okay.
• 0:35
  Speaker 1: Anyway, most people, when they work fifteen years somewhere are valued.
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: That's why one local bar.
• 0:43
  Speaker 1: Owner asked us to prank one of his employees on
• 0:46
  Speaker 1: his big work anniversary and to set this.
• 0:49
  Speaker 3: Whole thing up.
• 0:50
  Speaker 1: It was actually kind of cool. He planted something inside
• 0:53
  Speaker 1: the pubs lost in found box, and now my job
• 0:57
  Speaker 1: is to call him up and help him defind it.
• 1:00
  Speaker 1: Your brand new phone tap right now.
• 1:04
  Speaker 3: On the twenties.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: Top tavern. Hello, Hey there, my name is Terry.
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: I was at your bar last night. I'm hoping you
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: can help me.
• 1:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, Oh MG, your voice sounds so familiar right now?
• 1:18
  Speaker 3: What's your name?
• 1:20
  Speaker 4: This is Nick?
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: Oh? Nick? Did we meet last night?
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I meet a lot of people at
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: the bar.
• 1:29
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, I'm just asking because it was, you know,
• 1:32
  Speaker 1: one of those wild nights for me.
• 1:35
  Speaker 3: You know, tare Bear did some damage.
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: Okay, what can I help you with? Tar Bear?
• 1:42
  Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I think I may have left something there
• 1:45
  Speaker 1: last night.
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you think you could go check for me?
• 1:50
  Speaker 2: What is it that? What am I looking for?
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, excuse me for one second.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: Damien, Damien, Damian. I would not put that on the
• 1:58
  Speaker 1: lazy Susan. Oh, you're in trouble, mister.
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: Oh I'm coming back to get you. Sorry. Where were we?
• 2:07
  Speaker 2: Uh? You were gonna tell me what I'm looking for?
• 2:10
  Speaker 2: I'm at work?
• 2:11
  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yah yeah. It's it's underwear.
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Underwear. M h you left your underwear at the bar.
• 2:23
  Speaker 1: Well, it's not mine, it's a friend's. You would definitely
• 2:27
  Speaker 1: recognize this pair if you saw it.
• 2:30
  Speaker 2: Okay, any descriptions or.
• 2:34
  Speaker 3: Well it's a chain linked underwear, you.
• 2:37
  Speaker 4: Know, like the fence chain linked underwear.
• 2:41
  Speaker 1: Hold on, Damien, Damien, Are you sure it was the
• 2:45
  Speaker 1: chain linked pair? Because he's acting like he doesn't even
• 2:48
  Speaker 1: know what that is?
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: You're sure? Okay?
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: Hi, I'm back. Did you find the chain linked pair.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: Sorry, I did not find anything. And that's kind of
• 2:58
  Speaker 2: a strange thing.
• 2:59
  Speaker 4: I've never I've never even seen anything like that.
• 3:03
  Speaker 1: Oh, well, you are missing out, my friend. Okay, I
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: do have thirteen more items though that my group lost
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: last night.
• 3:10
  Speaker 3: Would you mind.
• 3:11
  Speaker 2: Checking thirteen items?
• 3:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: Well, listen, we get an occasional cell phone. Sometimes somebody
• 3:18
  Speaker 4: leaves their keys, but I don't have them any items
• 3:21
  Speaker 4: in his box. Maybe you've got the wrong bar.
• 3:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, hold on, Damien, Damien. What was the name of
• 3:28
  Speaker 1: the bar we were at last night? It was top right,
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: not tiptop? Or was it Poppers?
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: Hey, listen, Bud, you keep talking to this Damien guy
• 3:39
  Speaker 4: and the bar started to fill up and I really
• 3:42
  Speaker 4: can't hang out on the phone while you do whatever
• 3:45
  Speaker 4: you're doing with him.
• 3:46
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, all right, Well, you know I appreciate the time,
• 3:51
  Speaker 1: but if you could just check.
• 3:53
  Speaker 2: One more thing, Okay, I really have to go.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: Well, hold on, because there should be an envelope in
• 3:59
  Speaker 1: the lost and with your name on it.
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: It should beat the very very bottom.
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: It's hold on, no pun indundant.
• 4:09
  Speaker 4: Oh that's weird. There is an envelope here with my
• 4:12
  Speaker 4: name on it.
• 4:13
  Speaker 3: Oh what a couinkie din?
• 4:15
  Speaker 4: How do you know this is in here? This is
• 4:17
  Speaker 4: kind of weird. What's going on here? This is very strange.
• 4:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe you should just open it and
• 4:21
  Speaker 3: see what it says inside.
• 4:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, kame Damien.
• 4:26
  Speaker 1: He's opening it right now. OMG what does it say?
• 4:34
  Speaker 4: It says, dear Nick, you've been phone tapped.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: How exciting.
• 4:43
  Speaker 2: How did you get this thing in here?
• 4:45
  Speaker 1: You can actually blame the owner of the bar, Owen.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: He's the one that sets you up for this. He
• 4:49
  Speaker 1: told us that you've been working there for fifteen years now,
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: and so he wanted us to wish you a happy
• 4:54
  Speaker 1: fifteen year work anniversary.
• 4:56
  Speaker 4: Oh my god, there's no Chainling underwear anywhere.
• 5:01
  Speaker 3: Oh that's a good point. Let me check my lost
• 5:03
  Speaker 3: and found Jamien.
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: Jamien. Who the hell is Damien?
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: You'd be so lucky to know Damien, not if he's
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: wearing Chainley underwear.
• 5:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, especially when he's wearing those
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  Speaker 4: Weak up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 4: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning