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Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred Yever you post
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  Speaker 1: stuff on Facebook, Marketplace or any online forum for sale, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you hear people say how horrible it is. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: you immediately get ten emails, all with lowball offers, and
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  Speaker 1: then one weird guy who says, I'll trade you my
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  Speaker 1: cat and fifty nickels for it, but not today. Today,
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  Speaker 1: I'm the buyer and I want to pay full price
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  Speaker 1: for a guy's stereo. Hey, that's great. Only caveat is
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  Speaker 1: he's not there and I'm already at his house. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: just pop in and grab it real quick. Isn't a
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  Speaker 1: big deal. It's your phone's out right now. As on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Hello, hey, you're selling the stereo system on Craigslist. Right,
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  Speaker 1: Oh I'm sorry, the stereo system on Craigslist for two
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  Speaker 1: hundred bucks? Is that still? Uh? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's right. Yeah, okay, cool, I'll take it okay, um, great,
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  Speaker 1: So can I just like walk in and grab it
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  Speaker 1: or what? Well? Yeah, if you want to set up
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  Speaker 1: the time, I can, I can come meet you. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I've been knocking on your door for a
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  Speaker 1: few minutes and no one's answering, so I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I figured i'd call you. You're knocking. You're knocking on
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  Speaker 1: on my on my door. Yeah, what do you mean
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  Speaker 1: you're you're at my You're at my house? Yeah. I
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  Speaker 1: just googled your phone number and I found your address
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  Speaker 1: on drive. That's you, right, that's a little bit weird.
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  Speaker 1: But you why are you at my house? I just
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  Speaker 1: wanted to get the stereo. I thought I told you that.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm outside. You want me to just go in?
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  Speaker 1: I could leave the money on the counter, just grab
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  Speaker 1: the stereo. No, I'm sorry, man, this is a really
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  Speaker 1: weird That's not how why, this is not how we
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  Speaker 1: do things. I mean, it's not how we do things.
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing it. Yeah, and I'm sorry. You don't you
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  Speaker 1: don't just do that. You don't just show up at
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  Speaker 1: my house because you have to set up Fine, okay, well,
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  Speaker 1: separate question. I brought a step ladder from my trunk
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  Speaker 1: so I can see into your living room. I'm just
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  Speaker 1: wondering why stereo that you're selling is that the one
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  Speaker 1: on the entertainment center? What the hell is going on here?
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  Speaker 1: I'm seeing it looks like it as a scratch on
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  Speaker 1: the front, So we should probably knock ten bucks off.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be looking through my windows. You know this
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  Speaker 1: is this is so weird, like you already you already
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  Speaker 1: found my address on the internet. Yeah, you get some
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  Speaker 1: kind of creepy soccer or something. Well, is this how
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  Speaker 1: you treat all the people that are interested in the stereo?
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  Speaker 1: Because you are. You are some kind of crazy person.
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  Speaker 1: Even if I feel like I want to sell you
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  Speaker 1: the stereo, I will call you and tell you want
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  Speaker 1: to come meet me. You don't come to my house
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  Speaker 1: and I want to work with you. Man, So how
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  Speaker 1: about this, I'll leave if you throw in that hockey
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  Speaker 1: stick that I saw in your garage. You get into
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  Speaker 1: my garage, Well, the back door was unlocked, so I
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  Speaker 1: figured I just went in and it get off my property. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I just you know, you're crazy. All I'm doing is
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  Speaker 1: I'm looking to buy your stereo, even a bad stereo.
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  Speaker 1: Well you want to You're trying to break into my
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  Speaker 1: house to steal my stuff or I don't know what
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  Speaker 1: you're trying to do. I'm calling the police right now.
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  Speaker 1: You should say where you are. You're going to call
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  Speaker 1: the police. Yeah, well, what are you going to tell them?
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  Speaker 1: This guy offered to buy my stereo and then he
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  Speaker 1: actually showed up to purchase it with cash. I don't say.
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  Speaker 1: You're her asking me your trespass it you broke into
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  Speaker 1: my garage, well get out of it. The back door
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  Speaker 1: was unlocked and there was a welcome mat on the floor,
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  Speaker 1: so I figured that was okay. I've used that in
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  Speaker 1: court before. Oh you've been you've been in the court before. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: Well okay, so you've done this. You're gonna your way
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  Speaker 1: around the justice system. Then, yeah, you're making it sound
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  Speaker 1: like a bad thing. Well you were at the court mother,
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  Speaker 1: you're going to jail again. Okay. Look, I can sense
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  Speaker 1: that you're clearly agitated. You don't want me here. All right,
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  Speaker 1: Well how about this. Then I'll drive over to your
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  Speaker 1: work at three two drive at your insurance company. How
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  Speaker 1: did you know that? I'm doing my research, and then
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  Speaker 1: I'll give you the money and then you can give
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  Speaker 1: me the key for the front door. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: you are. I don't even know what to do here.
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  Speaker 1: I'm calling you. Stay where you are. I'm calling the cop.
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  Speaker 1: Don't do that. They're not gonna think the prank phone
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  Speaker 1: call is funny. But your buddy Eric Mike. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: my name is jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the Morning. This is a prank phone call. Eric
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  Speaker 1: sets you up for you. He said that you're selling
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  Speaker 1: a stereo on Craigslist. But I'll tell you he never
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  Speaker 1: mentioned you'd be such a jerk about not letting randos
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  Speaker 1: go into your place. What's that all about? Hey, man,
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  Speaker 1: You know you never know what the internet these days.
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  Speaker 1: I felt I was pretty polite about it. I told
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  Speaker 1: you that I broke into your garage. Come on, I
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  Speaker 1: welcome at on the floor. That's you inviting criminals in.
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  Speaker 1: You're right, all right, Thank you, Thank you for taking accountability.
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  Speaker 1: All right? Thank you. Wake up every morning with funk
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Broke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 1: the Morning.