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Phone Tap: Rooftop Fail · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It is phone tap time, and we've been conspiring with
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  Speaker 1: a lady's husband for weeks so that we could do
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  Speaker 1: this at the perfect time. Okay, timing is everything in
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  Speaker 1: these just because the thing is they're having some workers
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  Speaker 1: over to reshingle their roof today, which normally that's a
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  Speaker 1: project that takes several days to complete. So imagine her
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  Speaker 1: surprise when we call her just twenty minutes after she
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  Speaker 1: left her house to tell her, Hey, it's finished twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes quick, and the only reason we got it done
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  Speaker 1: so quick is because of the Fall Special.
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  Speaker 2: You'll find out what that is in your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Next another Tony, I'm moving ninety two five. Hello, hey Gina,
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  Speaker 2: we're all done here.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry? This is this? What? What is this?
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  Speaker 1: Oh?
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  Speaker 3: Hi?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm I'm one of the roofers. You talk to
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  Speaker 1: Marty about twenty minutes ago before he left for work.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, I did that was Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He told me to call you and let you know
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  Speaker 2: that we're all finished.
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  Speaker 3: How wait, how are you finished?
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  Speaker 2: I just left it.
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  Speaker 1: Actually, it turned out to be easier than we thought
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  Speaker 1: it would be. Plus with the Fall Special that you
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  Speaker 1: signed up for, you know, that's a much different project.
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  Speaker 1: Than actually putting shingles on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm a little confused here and I'm starting to
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  Speaker 3: freak out. Can you please elaborate.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, we're finished, like I said, and all that
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  Speaker 1: you have to do now is depending on the wind
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  Speaker 1: or if it's like a stormy day, just use the
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  Speaker 1: ladder on the side of the house, go up and
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  Speaker 1: adjust the zip ties.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry what you mean zip times. I've never had
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  Speaker 3: to do anything with zip time.
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm sorry. I thought Marty explained this to you.
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  Speaker 1: You know when you got the Fall Special, you got
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  Speaker 1: five hundred dollars off.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that means.
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  Speaker 1: What that means is we don't do anything about your
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  Speaker 1: old leaky roof. We just cover the whole thing in
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  Speaker 1: a giant sheet of plastic wrap and zip tie it.
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  Speaker 2: To the gutters.
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  Speaker 3: That's not a real thing.
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  Speaker 1: I do understand, like cosmetically, it's not the best to look,
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  Speaker 1: but it does work for a few weeks at least.
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  Speaker 3: This isn't say no, I need the roof actually fixed.
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  Speaker 3: This was not discussed with me.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it was written down for you on the paper
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  Speaker 1: that you signed for the Fall Special. I'm sorry, I
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  Speaker 1: thought you understood what was happening.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you think that I would want.
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  Speaker 1: To tarp or actually a tarp would be better. It's
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  Speaker 1: a little more durable the plastic.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of easily r.
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  Speaker 3: Is happening.
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  Speaker 2: It's true.
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  Speaker 1: Most people don't buy the Fall Special, so I was
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  Speaker 1: a little bit surprised that you did. Obviously, the marty
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  Speaker 1: said that it was a go, so we just got
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  Speaker 1: to work.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, I am so angry right now.
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  Speaker 1: On man, we haven't even talked about the guarantee where
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  Speaker 1: if you find any holes or rips in the plastic
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  Speaker 1: wrap within the first seven days, will actually drive by
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  Speaker 1: your house and throw a roll of duct tape into
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  Speaker 1: your front yard.
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  Speaker 2: How about that?
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  Speaker 3: This has got to be some sort of horrible joke.
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  Speaker 3: How is it's impossible?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, ma'am, it's not a joke.
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  Speaker 1: So we've already processed your initial three thousand dollars deposit,
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  Speaker 1: and we'll need the other str dollars and.
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  Speaker 3: All I get is a not even tarp. Are you insane?
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  Speaker 1: You know it's six thousand dollars total, so we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: need that other three by the end.
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  Speaker 3: Of the business, tw thousand dollars. You even put a
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  Speaker 3: shingle on. The whole thing is a scam. That's what
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  Speaker 3: this is.
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  Speaker 2: Dam ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: Please, I I'll have you know that we used the
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  Speaker 1: best zip tize money could buy. Oh my god, astronauts
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  Speaker 1: use these zip ties in space to hold the toilet
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  Speaker 1: lid on so it doesn't float away.
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  Speaker 2: Stop.
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  Speaker 3: Stop, you better talk to Marty or ma'am whoever's in charge.
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  Speaker 3: Have him come over my house right now and fix
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  Speaker 3: the roof.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I will let him know that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I will warn you though, the timeline
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  Speaker 1: for a real roof installation we're looking at about eight
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  Speaker 1: months out.
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  Speaker 3: You have got to being me.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, that's why we only had time to put
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  Speaker 1: on the fall plastic graft special.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this has got to be some kind
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  Speaker 3: of Joe. There's no way this is possible. There's no
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  Speaker 3: way to life right now.
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  Speaker 1: I do understand, and I hear your frustration. But while
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  Speaker 1: I have you on the phone, could I interest you
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  Speaker 1: in signing up for the winter special.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna kill somebody like right now.
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  Speaker 2: Well, that's where we that's where we come by. You
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  Speaker 2: don't even know what it is.
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  Speaker 1: It's where we come by and put on an extra
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  Speaker 1: layer of plastic wrap over the first layer, and we'll
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  Speaker 1: throw in a prank call for free.
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  Speaker 2: What that's generous of us?
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  Speaker 3: You know, what are you talking about? This doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: You know, a prank call courtesy of your husband, Mitch.
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  Speaker 1: I don't really work for the roofing company. I'm a
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  Speaker 1: radio host named jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 1: This is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, what what what is happening right now?
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  Speaker 1: We didn't put plastic on your roof. This is all
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  Speaker 1: a prank call. Your husband, Mitch said that you guys
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  Speaker 1: had a bunch of people over to put on a
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  Speaker 1: new roof, and he thought it'd be funny to say
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  Speaker 1: that they were done in twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Bo I mean, it's cheap, but it is fast.
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  Speaker 1: But those astronauts zip ties, those are high quality.
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  Speaker 2: How do you how do you think they hold the
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  Speaker 2: space station together?
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  Speaker 3: That's not how that works. Wake Up every Morning was
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  Speaker 3: boom taps weekday mornings on the twenties. Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 3: in the Morning