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Phone Tap PODCAST: Are You Ready to Farty? · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's another Jube the twenty bro. Hi is this Jabe,
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  Speaker 1: Yes it is. How are you? My name is Paul.
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  Speaker 1: I got your message to call you at this time? Yes, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Paul your Michael's friend. Yeah. Yeah, And he said that
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  Speaker 1: you were willing to do a phone interview with me today. Yeah. Great,
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  Speaker 1: Well Michael has talked to you up. He said that
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  Speaker 1: you are perfect for this. So if you have the time,
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  Speaker 1: I'd love to talk to you for a bit. Absolutely.
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  Speaker 1: I wanted to first thank you for the opportunity. I
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  Speaker 1: really appreciate it. Well, well, sure of course. Uh, if
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  Speaker 1: you have a few minutes, what i'd what I'd like
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  Speaker 1: to do is maybe do a bit of role playing,
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  Speaker 1: just so I can see what your phone skills are. Like.
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  Speaker 1: Well did you hear that? Wow? What do you mean? Um? Okay? Uh, Well,
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  Speaker 1: what we would like to do is I'd like to
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  Speaker 1: do a little bit of a role play with you.
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  Speaker 1: And what I would do is I'm going to go
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  Speaker 1: ahead and be a customer. Yeah okay. So I'm definitely
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  Speaker 1: hearing something over the phone, I think going from your end.
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  Speaker 1: So is there is there any noise coming from your end? Uh? No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't hear anything I don't I'm definitely hearing. Is
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  Speaker 1: there anything that I don't hear anything? No? Sorry, right,
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  Speaker 1: it could be my cell phone, maybe something's trained on
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  Speaker 1: it sounds it sounds like a like a It sounds
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  Speaker 1: like a whoopee cushion, like, oh, do you mean it
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  Speaker 1: sounds kind of like, Um, I don't want to be
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  Speaker 1: a professionally here, but but a fart. It sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a fart. So let's just go ahead and get to
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  Speaker 1: the role play. Okay, okay, I'll play the customer. You'll
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  Speaker 1: be the service rep. I'm trying to get coffee. I
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  Speaker 1: want you to try to upsell me perfect Hi. I'm
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  Speaker 1: I saw on the website that there's a German coffee
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  Speaker 1: package for twenty nine ninety five. That's what I'm interested in,
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  Speaker 1: and that's a great package, sir. I would really like
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  Speaker 1: to talk to you about some of the other great
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  Speaker 1: items that we have. That's the noise? What noise? That noise? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Can I just be honest with you, sir? Yes, I'm
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  Speaker 1: having a bit of an issue today and I knew
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  Speaker 1: I had to call you, but I know I'd be
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  Speaker 1: late for the phone call, so I decided to kind
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  Speaker 1: of show you that I could multitask I I guess
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  Speaker 1: it'd be a good way to say it. Come on, man,
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  Speaker 1: how many interviews have you done in your life? I've
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  Speaker 1: had quite a few. Okay, But if you're having severe
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  Speaker 1: stomach like a gastro intestinal issues, you don't call. It's
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  Speaker 1: not sorry about that? Sorry are you still there? It's unprofessional.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why it would be necessarily unprofessional. I
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  Speaker 1: was showing you that I can still manage my job
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  Speaker 1: just as well when I'm preoccupied. So what you're what what?
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  Speaker 1: What this shows me is that if you were having
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  Speaker 1: these same issues when you were at work, then you
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  Speaker 1: would openly fart in the middle of one of my
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  Speaker 1: customer calls only if it was necessary. Yeah, and when
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  Speaker 1: exactly would it be appropriate for you to pass gass?
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  Speaker 1: Come on? Oh my god, you need to help. You
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  Speaker 1: need to go see a doctor. Well, if I need
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  Speaker 1: to go see a doctor, then maybe you should talk
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  Speaker 1: to your friend Michael. What are you talking about? Because
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  Speaker 1: Michael set you up. This is actually Jewel from Brook
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  Speaker 1: and Jewel in the Morning on Moving ninety two point
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  Speaker 1: five doing a phone tap on you. No, no, no, oh?
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  Speaker 1: Did you really think that somebody would call you an
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  Speaker 1: interview for a job and pass gass the whole time.
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  Speaker 1: I didn't believe it or not. That's not the worst
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  Speaker 1: job interview I've ever done. O. Come on, oh God,
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubal Funk taps weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties, Holy On Moving ninety two point five