Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: NFT House
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- 0:00Speaker 1: One eight hundred d Ui Away now offering free remote
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- 0:12Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or Calm eight hundred. Housing market is
- 0:17Speaker 1: insane right now, Yeah, but we thought is there a
- 0:20Speaker 1: way to make the experience a little more stressful. That's
- 0:25Speaker 1: why today we call a guy who just closed on
- 0:28Speaker 1: his first place. Wow, he's really excited about it, but
- 0:33Speaker 1: his girlfriend had other ideas, so after she contacted us,
- 0:37Speaker 1: we're about to let him know that yes, he did
- 0:39Speaker 1: close on a house, but not on the physical structure.
- 0:43Speaker 1: What he bought was the digital version the NFT. You'll
- 0:50Speaker 1: hear his reaction to that news in your phone tap
- 0:54Speaker 1: right now. As on the twenties, Hello, Hi is this Eddie? Yes,
- 1:04Speaker 1: this is him. Hi. My name's Tanya from mortgage. You
- 1:08Speaker 1: recently made a purchase using our services. Oh, yes, that's right.
- 1:13Speaker 1: I closed the house with you guys. That Yeah, it's exciting.
- 1:16Speaker 1: So I just wanted to know what time you'd like
- 1:18Speaker 1: to come by and pick up the hard drive with
- 1:19Speaker 1: the pictures on it the hard drive. I'm sorry. Yeah,
- 1:26Speaker 1: we have those ready for you, along with your encryption key.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I gotta say, I gotta peek at it. Beautiful home. Yeah, yeah,
- 1:35Speaker 1: it's great and all. Yeah. I'm just kind of a
- 1:37Speaker 1: little confused about this hard drive. Okay, I guess I'm confused.
- 1:42Speaker 1: You just said yourself you closed on a house, and
- 1:45Speaker 1: I'm telling you those pictures are ready. Um, I didn't
- 1:49Speaker 1: order any pictures of the house. Yeah, we know that
- 1:52Speaker 1: you bought the pictures, the digital pictures, they're the NFTs.
- 1:57Speaker 1: We have them all on the hard drive for you. Well,
- 2:01Speaker 1: maybe this is something fusing. I just bought a house.
- 2:03Speaker 1: I didn't buy any naps or anything like that. Oh,
- 2:08Speaker 1: I see the issue. You know you didn't actually purchase
- 2:13Speaker 1: the physical residence. You know that, right, You bought the
- 2:16Speaker 1: digital house. What do you mean I bought a digital
- 2:23Speaker 1: version of the house. I don't understand. Yes, you closed
- 2:26Speaker 1: on the pictures that were valued at four hundred and
- 2:28Speaker 1: seventy thousand dollars. Very nice photos, and you you are
- 2:32Speaker 1: the only one that has the originals. No no, no, no, no, no,
- 2:37Speaker 1: that's not what's going on here. Yes, yes, yes, yes,
- 2:39Speaker 1: you don't realize how ridiculous this sounds, right, four hundred
- 2:42Speaker 1: and seventy thousand dollars pictures, Like, what is it some
- 2:45Speaker 1: sort of game? You? Where's James? Because he's my agent?
- 2:48Speaker 1: So yeah, I know James just got off the phone
- 2:50Speaker 1: with him. Actually, apparently you need to speak with him
- 2:53Speaker 1: because he's under the impression that you just wanted the
- 2:56Speaker 1: images as well. What the no, he's not. I'm just
- 3:00Speaker 1: telling I'm the messenger here. James told me that you
- 3:04Speaker 1: contacted him and said that the pictures of this place
- 3:06Speaker 1: are fantastic, but the photos are meant to showcase the
- 3:09Speaker 1: actual house. I'm not buying photos right. If that was
- 3:13Speaker 1: the case, I'll just go on Google images. They're NFTs
- 3:15Speaker 1: and you can't do Google images. These are the originals.
- 3:19Speaker 1: This is the new thing. I mean, you are at
- 3:21Speaker 1: the forefront of real technology right now. First off, you
- 3:25Speaker 1: need to shut up because it's my money at stake here. Okay,
- 3:28Speaker 1: that's half a mill we're talking about here, and you're
- 3:30Speaker 1: downplaying it like this is just normal. No one pays
- 3:33Speaker 1: half a mill for photos. You're right, some people pay
- 3:36Speaker 1: much more, much more. You've got a great deal. But no, no, no,
- 3:41Speaker 1: no, no no, where's James put them on? Please? I'm hearing
- 3:43Speaker 1: your upset, of course I am, obviously would you like
- 3:47Speaker 1: this transaction rescinded you? Yes? Yes, yes, please just cancel everyone.
- 3:52Speaker 1: I'm not buying photos for half a MILLI domin I
- 3:54Speaker 1: mean right? So? Oh what do you owe? Oh? I
- 4:00Speaker 1: don't like that sound? Oh what is that? I just
- 4:03Speaker 1: noticed on the bottom of the document you signed there
- 4:06Speaker 1: is a three day recission lot. Wow, that deadline passed
- 4:11Speaker 1: just an hour ago. Are you kidding me? Right now? Shoot?
- 4:15Speaker 1: I was gonna call you before lunch and I didn't. No,
- 4:18Speaker 1: I don't want to hear any of that. Cancel it.
- 4:20Speaker 1: I can't now, according to you can't my money, But
- 4:23Speaker 1: I do want to say congrats on the NT want
- 4:27Speaker 1: to hear any of that crap? No, No, I don't, really, beautiful,
- 4:29Speaker 1: I need to talk to someone above you. Obviously, give
- 4:32Speaker 1: me a manager, someone who charges. Obviously you're not helping,
- 4:36Speaker 1: So you mean someone like in the metaverse? What do
- 4:39Speaker 1: you mean metaverse? Know? If there's a phone number for
- 4:41Speaker 1: that I that is you should probably educate yourself on
- 4:44Speaker 1: that then, because why are you so happy about this? Well,
- 4:48Speaker 1: I'm not the only one. I did also call your
- 4:50Speaker 1: fiance Kim, and she was just she was so excited
- 4:53Speaker 1: about the new NFT pictures. Yeah, she can't wait to
- 4:57Speaker 1: start a new life just looking at them with you.
- 5:02Speaker 1: Where is she right now to walk out on me? What?
- 5:05Speaker 1: What's going on right now? Are you going to find
- 5:07Speaker 1: Kim right now? Yeah? No, come back. This is actually
- 5:11Speaker 1: brought from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
- 5:13Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you. What it's a joke.
- 5:17Speaker 1: It's a joke, Kim, set you up? What are you
- 5:20Speaker 1: talking about? This is a joke. Yes, so funny. Are
- 5:23Speaker 1: you kidding me? Kim said that she's so excited that
- 5:26Speaker 1: you and her just recently closed on a house, one
- 5:31Speaker 1: with a door you can walk through. Oh sorry, Oh god,
- 5:40Speaker 1: you can't kill You can't be doing this to me,
- 5:43Speaker 1: that those pictures were so beautiful. You said it yourself.
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