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Phone Tap: April Fools At The Bank · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: All right, it's time for your phone tap and today.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wait, my Zipper's undone.
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  Speaker 2: What April Fool.
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  Speaker 3: I did totally Look, I'm really looking at your drunk
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  Speaker 3: right now, I'm gonna go left.
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  Speaker 1: We have a tradition on this show where we try
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  Speaker 1: to do April Fool's phone taps on people, and we
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  Speaker 1: recorded one earlier this morning with a woman who says
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  Speaker 1: she spotted possible fraud charges on her account. So Jose
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  Speaker 1: pretends to be a customer service wrap and here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: On any other day of the year, he would try
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  Speaker 1: and help fix her issue.
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  Speaker 3: Of course, Oh, I'm sure he would.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's April first, he's a little skeptical because he's.
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  Speaker 4: Been the victim of many pranks in years past, and
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't want to fall for it again. You'll hear
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  Speaker 4: it in your special April Fool's edition phone tap Right.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I'm looking Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: I'm looking to speak with Jenny. Please Lisa She Hi, Jenny.
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  Speaker 3: My name is Bobby Thompson. I work at Credit Union.
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  Speaker 3: I was just calling because we received an email from
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  Speaker 3: you about a potential fraud purchase on your debit card.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, could you.
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  Speaker 3: Look into that.
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  Speaker 2: There's a couple of charges on me it I don't recall.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I bet you'd really like me to look
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  Speaker 3: into that, woodn't you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I sent an email.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, huh, you like.
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  Speaker 3: That if I looked up your account? Right. Let me guess,
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to start typing and all of a sudden
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  Speaker 3: there's some type of invisible gorilla glue on my keyboard.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Not falling for that one that happened last year. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not letting it happen again.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, could you just look in my own account?
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  Speaker 3: Please, I'm not an idiot. What everybody knows what day
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  Speaker 3: it is today. It's April Fool's Day, okay, And I'm
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  Speaker 3: not falling for this.
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  Speaker 2: I realized its April Fool's Day. But I called into
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  Speaker 2: you guys because I'm just worried that there's something going
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  Speaker 2: on account. Can you please look at it her?
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  Speaker 3: All right? Whatever you say, Just tell me about these
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  Speaker 3: quote potentially fraudulent purchases.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they are real purchases. It's just that some of
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  Speaker 2: them are mine and some of them I've never done
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  Speaker 2: to or used. Like there's one here for Shila's Dayspa.
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  Speaker 2: I've never been there, never heard of it, so that's why.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let me guess you want me to start typing
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  Speaker 3: and taking notes on all this.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you're just being rude and I'm asking you to
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  Speaker 2: do your job.
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  Speaker 3: So if you're not wait a minute, are you friends
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  Speaker 3: with Katie?
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  Speaker 2: What did she put you up to?
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  Speaker 3: The hold on Katie?
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  Speaker 2: Katie? Is this you?
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  Speaker 4: This is you?
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  Speaker 3: Huh?
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  Speaker 2: Don't look at me like that, Katie.
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  Speaker 4: You look guilty.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, scoundrel.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care if it's April Fool Day or not.
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  Speaker 2: I have nothing to do with any joke that you
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  Speaker 2: think this is. I just want you to look into
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  Speaker 2: my account and see what is going on.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but only if you promise it's not gonna be
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  Speaker 3: like last year where.
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  Speaker 2: I had just do me a favorite. I want to
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  Speaker 2: speak to someone else. Could you put me on someone
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  Speaker 2: in charge of you? All professional than you can?
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  Speaker 3: I transfer you.
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  Speaker 2: I want to speak to your manager.
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  Speaker 3: As soon as I press the transfer button, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: get shocked or something. Electrical current is gonna run through
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  Speaker 3: my body.
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  Speaker 2: Oh got me pull this trick in the book, And
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  Speaker 2: when I find out what your name is. I hope
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  Speaker 2: you lose your job because you are an idiot. You're
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  Speaker 2: an absolute idiot, and noboddy that knows you is a fool. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: oh fool, a fool.
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  Speaker 3: Coincidence that you called me a fool.
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  Speaker 2: You know what day it is today? Listen to me, sir.
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  Speaker 2: I am a real person with the complaint and now
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  Speaker 2: I got to deal with It's pole like you give
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  Speaker 2: me your boss because hmm, okay, you get fired.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm gonna get fired. Let me guess my boss
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  Speaker 3: is gonna call me into the office and the second
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  Speaker 3: I walk in, boom, I'm covered in saran wrap.
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  Speaker 2: April fool. I know it.
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  Speaker 3: I will not fall for that one either.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, you have nothing better to do today? Are
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  Speaker 2: you bored at your job? Is that why you gotta
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  Speaker 2: just kiss people?
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  Speaker 3: I actually am really bored right now. You are, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: because I'm actually not even from the bank or anywhere.
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  Speaker 3: I'm at a radio station.
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  Speaker 2: You're out of what.
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  Speaker 3: I'm at a radio station. This is a prank. My
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  Speaker 3: name is jose from Brick and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a phone tap on you right now. Are
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  Speaker 3: you freaking your best friend Delilah set you up because
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  Speaker 3: she wanted to pull an epic April Fools frank on you.
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  Speaker 2: Oh you freaking kill her. And I apologize, Oh my god,
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  Speaker 2: and I'm so endeared because this is on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I sound like such a If.
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  Speaker 3: You really want to get back at your friend Delilah,
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  Speaker 3: let me take care of it. I'll tank her credit
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  Speaker 3: score right now. I'm at the bank, do it. Let's go,
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  Speaker 3: let's go boom, it's a three. Hey, Happy April Fools.
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  Speaker 2: Jenny, Thank you, you're awesome. You pitch me off and
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  Speaker 2: take my
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  Speaker 3: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties