Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Clover's Helicopter Tours
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- 0:00Speaker 1: A lot of times when you hear us through these
- 0:01Speaker 1: prank calls on the show. We're trying to get under
- 0:03Speaker 1: people's skin. Oh yeah, to frustrate them, push them to
- 0:06Speaker 1: the edge. So how does it happen where the guy
- 0:09Speaker 1: we call is so clueless and unassuming we end up
- 0:13Speaker 1: being the ones frustrated with.
- 0:16Speaker 2: It?
- 0:16Speaker 1: Or should I say Jose in the World of Clover
- 0:19Speaker 1: former Black Ops m I six and his mission definitely
- 0:23Speaker 1: did not go as plan in your phone tap right
- 0:26Speaker 1: now working.
- 0:28Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone tap on the twenties. Hello, oy is his shown.
- 0:37Speaker 2: Speaking?
- 0:38Speaker 3: Who this mean? Names? Frank but me mites call me Krome.
- 0:42Speaker 3: Let me head a part it for Saturday? The what
- 0:48Speaker 3: the helly tour? Yeah for Saturday. Two passengers.
- 0:53Speaker 4: Oh you're in right helicopter? Helicopter Yeah, as we booked
- 0:59Speaker 4: the helic after tour.
- 1:01Speaker 3: You're a bit slow.
- 1:02Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry. I just I couldn't understand you. I apologize.
- 1:08Speaker 3: What's your experience in these types of airborne missions.
- 1:13Speaker 4: Well, my wife and I are just in town visiting.
- 1:17Speaker 4: We've we've never done a helicopter tour of anything before,
- 1:21Speaker 4: so so we thought it'd be a fun way to
- 1:24Speaker 4: see the city.
- 1:26Speaker 3: Say the city wink. Oh gotcha, that's a good cover.
- 1:33Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, we just heard it's beautiful.
- 1:37Speaker 3: It seemed like a funny guy. I haven't had a
- 1:39Speaker 3: comedian on the squad since I was tracking an arms
- 1:42Speaker 3: much in Croatia. And he didn't make me laugh.
- 1:47Speaker 2: Oh you do toursm in Croatia. That's fun.
- 1:51Speaker 3: It was fun at all. Can you say the things
- 1:53Speaker 3: I've seen?
- 1:54Speaker 2: Mate?
- 1:55Speaker 3: You don't even say the word fun, even though I
- 1:57Speaker 3: just said it.
- 1:58Speaker 2: Well, I'm glad you moved to where we are. I
- 2:02Speaker 2: guess all.
- 2:03Speaker 3: Right, enough small talk. Tell me about your partner.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Uh well, Valerie is my wife. We've been married for
- 2:13Speaker 2: almost two years. No kids, but we do have a
- 2:18Speaker 2: golden lab at home named Noodle.
- 2:21Speaker 3: Oh you should have brought him Alome could have using
- 2:24Speaker 3: a tack dog where we're headed.
- 2:27Speaker 2: Oh no, he's not an attack dog. He likes frisbees.
- 2:32Speaker 3: Well, speaking of things flying through the hair, you're gonna
- 2:35Speaker 3: need to make the drump when I give the green light.
- 2:37Speaker 3: It's a small window. No time for baldy Wallack's all right,
- 2:41Speaker 3: get in, get out, get it done. Excuse me now, Look,
- 2:46Speaker 3: there's gonna be always on this bird, So Once we're airborne,
- 2:49Speaker 3: you and your partner need to act like tourists. Heads low,
- 2:53Speaker 3: don't draw any suspicion copy.
- 2:56Speaker 2: We are tourists, actually.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Right, shouldn't you know? I'mgg indeed? Oh hey, do you
- 3:05Speaker 3: have any questions for me? Because you should mate.
- 3:09Speaker 2: No, I'm bringing my nikon and I was wondering can
- 3:13Speaker 2: you get some good photos from the helicopter.
- 3:16Speaker 3: Listen, once we fly, already antenna on the top of
- 3:18Speaker 3: the Royka building, you'll kick open the door in a
- 3:21Speaker 3: helly wake the package out from under your seat and
- 3:24Speaker 3: make the drop and we're gonna be belly up. Whiskey tango.
- 3:29Speaker 2: Oh well, Valini don't drink, so no whiskey for us. Thanks,
- 3:35Speaker 2: Wait a tick.
- 3:36Speaker 3: You're playing a role of a tour it's a little
- 3:38Speaker 3: too well. Right now, what's the code word?
- 3:42Speaker 4: The the oh you mean the confirmation number?
- 3:46Speaker 2: Hold on? Hold on, I got no, I have that
- 3:49Speaker 2: right here, not.
- 3:50Speaker 3: The confirmation the code word?
- 3:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's in my fanny pack. Jes give
- 3:55Speaker 2: me a second.
- 3:56Speaker 3: I'll forget that. I need to know who you work for.
- 3:59Speaker 2: Who do I work for?
- 4:00Speaker 3: Uh?
- 4:01Speaker 2: It's insurance, I'm a rep. Do you you need coverage?
- 4:05Speaker 2: On a home boat or auto.
- 4:07Speaker 3: No, you're gonna need life insurance. Okay, if you don't
- 4:11Speaker 3: give me the code WED in the next five seconds.
- 4:13Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm actually covered on life insurance through my
- 4:17Speaker 2: work policy.
- 4:18Speaker 3: So I knew I recognized that voice. Your code name
- 4:21Speaker 3: red Wolf, won't you?
- 4:23Speaker 2: Uh? I'm sorry?
- 4:25Speaker 3: What I remember you from Autussin on the Russian express
- 4:28Speaker 3: train through so I be area, what good times?
- 4:33Speaker 2: I think you've got the wrong person. This is the
- 4:38Speaker 2: helicopter tours right.
- 4:40Speaker 3: No, mate, this is a prank phone call. It's broken
- 4:44Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning.
- 4:46Speaker 4: It's what.
- 4:47Speaker 3: It's a prank, And even though I'd like it to be,
- 4:50Speaker 3: this isn't my real voice.
- 4:52Speaker 4: This is.
- 4:55Speaker 3: What My name's jose from the radioto brook and Jeffrey
- 4:58Speaker 3: in the morning. Your wife said you up for a
- 5:00Speaker 3: phone tap?
- 5:01Speaker 2: Oh ned, don't that's uf does not see that coming.
- 5:06Speaker 3: But for the record, all right, reach under your seat
- 5:08Speaker 3: during the helly tour and if there is a package,
- 5:11Speaker 3: grab it, grab a parachute and just jump out, all right.
- 5:14Speaker 2: Well do fun If brook In Jeffrey's phone taps on
- 5:21Speaker 2: the twenties