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Phone Tap: Guffed Up Your Gutters · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap. And today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who just had a new neighbor moving next door,
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  Speaker 1: and he hasn't officially met them yet, but his brother
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  Speaker 1: thought it might be funny if we posed as the
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  Speaker 1: awkward neighbor. That might be a little bit too neighborly.
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  Speaker 1: You'll understand what I mean when you hear it. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: and we also had to filter this one through a
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  Speaker 1: cell phone to make it sound like Jose was actually
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  Speaker 1: outside of the guy's house. You're gonna get it. It's
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, neighbor, is this dodge?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd get you.
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  Speaker 2: What's up?
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  Speaker 3: Man?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, I'm your new neighbor.
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  Speaker 3: My name's Hank.
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  Speaker 2: Thank goodness you guy.
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  Speaker 3: That's me the Hank.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. How's it going?
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  Speaker 3: I'm actually kind of busy right now. What can I do?
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  Speaker 2: So I'll make this quick. I was just looking at
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  Speaker 2: your house. I notice you have a bunch of leaves
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  Speaker 2: on your roof up there? Did you realize that?
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  Speaker 3: So? What I mean? It is that time of year,
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  Speaker 3: I guess totally.
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  Speaker 2: I just thought that I would do the neighborly thing
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  Speaker 2: take care of those lows for you. I actually work
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  Speaker 2: in construction, so I got one of these bad boys
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  Speaker 2: lying around.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, yay, hey, hey yeah, hey, what's that sound
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  Speaker 3: in the background, Well, going off, that's.
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  Speaker 2: My hydraulic lift. It makes it really convenient. I'm actually
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  Speaker 2: here now, I'm like twenty feet in the air, maybe thirty.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean you're here? Now? What does that mean?
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  Speaker 2: I'm using I mean here now, I'm on top of
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  Speaker 2: your roof. Well, I'm adjacent to your roof.
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  Speaker 3: Wait.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, man, the leaves are a mess up here.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me you brought a hydraulic lift over to
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  Speaker 3: my property without asking me for that.
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  Speaker 2: I moved in and I figured this to be easy
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  Speaker 2: for me to take care of. You know, you don't
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  Speaker 2: got to.
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  Speaker 3: Pay some Hey hey yeah, maybe in your old neighborhood
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  Speaker 3: that they did things, But I don't need you at
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  Speaker 3: my property at all.
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  Speaker 2: You should have seen my old neighborhood. There were no
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  Speaker 2: leaves on any room. I'm a helpful guy.
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  Speaker 3: God, this is this is a new one. But wait,
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  Speaker 3: what was that? I'm here?
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  Speaker 2: What did you hear that? Huh? What is That's never
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  Speaker 2: made that sound before? What is that? Sorry?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing? Well?
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying to maneuver left, but it's kind of glitchy
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  Speaker 2: like the joystick. It's a little like it's like.
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  Speaker 3: Are you listening to me? I need you to go?
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  Speaker 2: Well? I would, but I actually think I'm stuck, so
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  Speaker 2: hold on. It kind of blocked up. Hey, do you
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  Speaker 2: happen to have any like lube lying around your house?
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  Speaker 2: Mechanical lube, not the other kind.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have any mechanical loube, come.
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  Speaker 2: On and on your garage like WD four thousand or
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  Speaker 2: something like. No, like ie something really louby.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, buddy, I need you to move everything you've brought
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  Speaker 3: with you off of my property now.
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  Speaker 2: I'm trying.
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  Speaker 3: Do you not hear this? You're the one who initiated
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  Speaker 3: all this, so you need to figure out how to
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  Speaker 3: get it out of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna lean a little heavier on the controls.
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  Speaker 2: I dang it.
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  Speaker 3: What was that? Hold on now, it sounds like you
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  Speaker 3: hit something.
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  Speaker 2: It's just your gutter. Don't worry. Is that that is loud?
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  Speaker 3: If I get home and I see any damage to
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  Speaker 3: my roof, I promise you I'm gonna beat your egg
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  Speaker 3: or understand that.
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  Speaker 2: Let's let me get unstuck here. Hold on, we're gonna
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  Speaker 2: go I'm gonna put yes left. No, I don't think
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  Speaker 2: that did anything. I gotta go the other way.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, right right? What's wrong?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Right? O? No, somethings. There's something smoking.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta be a freaking are you an idiot or something?
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  Speaker 2: Oh wait, the lift cage is caught on the cable wire.
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  Speaker 2: That's what's going on. I have to a little bit
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  Speaker 2: of Oh my god, what are you doing?
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  Speaker 3: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 2: That was easy? What? Yeah, I'll just take it down now, No,
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  Speaker 2: moving down slowly, slowly, slowly, like you didn't just damage
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  Speaker 2: this guy's roof and I'm safe. Yay?
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  Speaker 3: What did you damage my room?
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, your roof is fine. But your gunner, on
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  Speaker 2: the other hand, is hanging. I would call someone about that.
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  Speaker 2: That's probably not safe.
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  Speaker 3: When I get home from work, you're gonna have a
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  Speaker 3: serious problem. You're gonna wish you never moved to this name.
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  Speaker 2: Well that that's why I'm bringing your brother Morris to
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  Speaker 2: protect me. What your brother Morris, the guy who set
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  Speaker 2: you up? This is actually a prank phone call. Right now,
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  Speaker 2: you're on bricking Jeffrey in the morning. What I'm going
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  Speaker 2: back up? I'm going back up.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going I'm going to kill Oh my god, this
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  Speaker 3: is crazy.
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  Speaker 2: No, your brother Morris is crazy. Brother watching the new
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  Speaker 2: guy move in the other day and you already didn't
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  Speaker 2: like him just by looking at him or something.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe, teacher.
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  Speaker 2: It's okay. I get that a lot, mostly for my
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  Speaker 2: co workers, right broke wake Up Every morning was phone
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  Speaker 2: taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 2: the morning