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Phone Tap: DJ Swapout · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Everyone knows. Brides love it when you force him to
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  Speaker 1: make a last second change right before their wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah that even hurt me.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, my favorite.
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  Speaker 1: That's why we call a woman who's set to get
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  Speaker 1: married in a week and tell her, well, good news,
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  Speaker 1: bad news. Good news, the DJ you met with and
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  Speaker 1: went over your entire playlist is now famous. Bad news.
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  Speaker 1: He's in a Biza right now doing nosecandy with twenty
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  Speaker 1: one year olds.
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  Speaker 3: We need to get.
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  Speaker 1: A backup ready for you, and we've got some great
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  Speaker 1: options in your phone toab right now.
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  Speaker 2: An Hello, Hi Carrie.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, I'm calling from entertainment. But the DJ with
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  Speaker 3: us for your wedding. Oh yeah, one week from today,
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  Speaker 3: that's coming up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we're super excited.
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  Speaker 3: You know. You know, I'm kind of cravy about the
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  Speaker 3: DJ Bok DJ Kevin, he's yeah, totally blowing up wearing
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  Speaker 3: now he's viraly did this one thing online and he
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  Speaker 3: was mixing seven turntables at once. That's cool. YEA next thing,
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  Speaker 3: you know, he got booked for Abiza. Now he's on
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  Speaker 3: a plane.
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  Speaker 2: He's wait what I said, he's bucked.
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  Speaker 3: He got bucked in a Beza, which isn't close by us.
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  Speaker 3: So he's not going to be able to make it
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  Speaker 3: to your wedding.
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  Speaker 2: Wait what what he's.
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  Speaker 3: Doing a festival? Now?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, we have a contract like it's a week away.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you did.
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  Speaker 3: Even the Land of Phone Parties and and it you
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  Speaker 3: knows if you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, excuse me.
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  Speaker 3: I meant, look, Abiza, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know what's going on right now, and I really
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  Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about. But the thing is
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  Speaker 2: he has to be there.
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  Speaker 3: It's okay, don't don't get your garter in a ruffle. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's a wedding joke.
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  Speaker 2: That's not really appropriate.
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  Speaker 3: My apologies. We have a whole roster of experience DJs
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  Speaker 3: and we can totally get I'm gonna fill in for you.
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  Speaker 2: So so wait a minute. You're saying he's definitely not
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  Speaker 2: gonna do it, and we have just picked some random now.
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  Speaker 3: Random, No, either are all very talent in DJ's with
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  Speaker 3: their own special niches like DJ sweaty palms. He's available,
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  Speaker 3: DJ who DJ sweaty palms?
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  Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
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  Speaker 3: He is so nervous that he slips on the ones
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  Speaker 3: and twos because his hands are all sweaty. But it
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  Speaker 3: sounds kind of cool.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's not real right now. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: having a DJ named DJ Sweaty Palm at my wedding.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay, what about DJ t m I. His thing
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  Speaker 3: is helen terrupt the music to tell you way too
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  Speaker 3: much personal information about you and the groom. Oh well,
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  Speaker 3: some people love it.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody wants that at their wedding, Okay.
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  Speaker 3: Others do find it offensive. It depends on your style.
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  Speaker 3: You want to get road ye while you're getting toasted,
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  Speaker 3: because at the wedding has another wedding joke.
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  Speaker 2: You're not funny.
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  Speaker 3: You know who is funny? Is DJ dad Jokes? No,
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  Speaker 3: I think you probably know what he does. Everyone. How
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  Speaker 3: you doing tonight? That'll should be in bed.
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  Speaker 2: No, I want a normal DJ, one that plays the
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  Speaker 2: music that we selected for our wedding week.
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  Speaker 3: I got it. There's only one answer, and that's DJ
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  Speaker 3: mumble Max. He mumbled so much you can't even understand
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  Speaker 3: his announcement. It's like a sound system on an He's
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  Speaker 3: theopian fairy. You understand him, but the music's great.
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  Speaker 2: You seriously need to shut up and listen to me.
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  Speaker 2: I need a regular DJ on your psycho weird ones
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  Speaker 2: a normal person.
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  Speaker 3: Some of these guys don't worn't for you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Then we're gonna have to go with our worst j
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  Speaker 3: DJ Matt Matt Taps. You heard of him? Your fiance?
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  Speaker 3: What fiance Matt? We call him Matt Taps because he
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  Speaker 3: just set you up for the sweet phone tap. What
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  Speaker 3: it's a bring phone call. This is actually a joise
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  Speaker 3: from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing You're unbelievable, It was, well, I'm here to
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  Speaker 2: save the day.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you be past when I can give you
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  Speaker 3: someone like DJ Buffer.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: The music cuts out every twenty seconds randomly. You never
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  Speaker 3: know is it the drop or is the music? No,
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  Speaker 3: it's buffering. It's buffering, to be clear.
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  Speaker 2: DJ Kevin is still coming.
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  Speaker 3: To Oh yeah no, actually, yeah, Matt was the one
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  Speaker 3: thing I wanted me to tell you. DJ Kevin is
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  Speaker 3: booked and confirmed and you will be fine. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: He's the worst.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, DJ Kevin the worst. I would have dropped him
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  Speaker 3: too for mumble makes of course. Yeah mee meet me. Wow,
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  Speaker 3: wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 3: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning