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Phone Tap: Cowboy Dan The Balloon Man · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do youuy Away Now offering free remote
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  Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy Away.
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  Speaker 3: It's phone tap time. And if you're a fan, you've
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  Speaker 3: probably heard Rolando the sensual Latin Lover on the show.
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  Speaker 3: There's Clover, the ex British intelligence officer.
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  Speaker 2: That's my boy, Jeff, don't do the impression. That's Jose's character.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like double clothes. I don't need that has
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  Speaker 2: an echo.
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  Speaker 3: Today we're about to meet a brand new person. His
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  Speaker 3: name is Daniel, but in the children's entertainment biz he's
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  Speaker 3: known as Cowboy Dan the balloon man.
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  Speaker 4: Ya actually hire you?
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  Speaker 2: I'd great at kids party.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like he just got booked last minute
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  Speaker 3: to do a kids party this weekend. And the father
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  Speaker 3: doesn't know about that yet.
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  Speaker 2: Fathers never know about it.
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  Speaker 3: He's about to find out though. In your phone tap
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  Speaker 3: right now, it's another.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenties.
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  Speaker 4: Hello, Well, how do they're my speaking with mister Garrett.
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  Speaker 2: Uh, yes, yes, what is this in regards to well,
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  Speaker 2: this is none other than Cowboy Dan the balloon man.
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  Speaker 2: How are you? I'm good balloon Yeah? Sorry, I don't
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  Speaker 2: understand what is this?
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  Speaker 1: What is this about?
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  Speaker 4: I'm the entertainer for your child's birthday party this weekend.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, my wife said, I'm just gonna get a
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  Speaker 1: call from a magician.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry about that?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, oh you mean the amazing pepperoni.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: She was just I was waiting for a call from Yes.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, sir, yes sir, he was scheduled to do this gig. Well,
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  Speaker 2: that was before his accident.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, apparently he.
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  Speaker 4: Pulled a rabbit out of his hat and the little
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  Speaker 4: feller just bit his arm clean off. What Yeah, he
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  Speaker 4: accidentally bought one of them Tasmanian flesh eating bunnies from
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  Speaker 4: down under. Oh my god, I don't know we're down under?
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  Speaker 2: Is what is that?
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  Speaker 1: Texas US Australia.
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  Speaker 4: That's a no, that was a joke. Oh that's a
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  Speaker 4: little cowboy humor for you. Ain't nothing below Texas. That's
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  Speaker 4: the South as.
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  Speaker 3: Gets Okay, So how can I help you?
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  Speaker 4: Cowboy Dan, so cowboy Dan the balloon man is happy
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  Speaker 4: to offer his services for your little tax birthday soiree.
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  Speaker 2: It's a fancy word for party. Okay, what's the little
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  Speaker 2: cow polk's name? Your sons? All right? Well, listen to
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  Speaker 2: this Lucas.
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  Speaker 4: He's got a lot of muke ass, and I hope
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  Speaker 4: he doesn't puke this up at the party.
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  Speaker 3: Right?
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  Speaker 2: What was that? I come up with songs on the fly.
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  Speaker 4: You give me your word, any word at all, and
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  Speaker 4: I will make a little country ditty about it.
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  Speaker 2: It's my specialty. Well, go ahead, give me your word.
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  Speaker 2: You know you've already done.
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  Speaker 4: My son, Lucas as Lucas.
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  Speaker 2: There's not a lot of words that rhyme with Lucas,
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  Speaker 2: So I don't really know how he's gonna feel about
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  Speaker 2: anything more. Why do we try a different word? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: I come on, just try me try railroad?
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  Speaker 2: Did you say railroad? I did? Yeah? I don't like
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  Speaker 2: that word, but nah, I don't like it. How about
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  Speaker 2: a different word. Let's skip one? No, no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: you said any word? Well, what am I supposed to do? Railroad? Sale?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know. You're the one that provides a song. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you're the one that gave.
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  Speaker 4: Me the only word in the world that doesn't rhyme
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  Speaker 4: with anything. That's not my problem.
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  Speaker 2: I have a idea. How about we do something for the.
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  Speaker 3: Tots o Tollys.
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  Speaker 4: They're far boys and at the party will be singing
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  Speaker 4: a lot up noise.
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  Speaker 1: All right, it sounds like you're just making all this
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  Speaker 1: stuff up.
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  Speaker 2: That's where the skill comes in. It's called improvamization.
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  Speaker 1: Well whatever, it is not fun for kids.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fun, Oh, let's have something. Let's have some fun.
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  Speaker 2: Let's all go reason.
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  Speaker 4: I hope you don't shine, And I'm legally license in
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  Speaker 4: this state to carry ugly, but I won't bring it
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  Speaker 4: with me to the party unless you want me to.
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  Speaker 2: No, okay, no, that's fine, that is totally fine. You
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  Speaker 2: were the worst children's entertainer.
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  Speaker 4: I perss oh entertainer, Oh, and ertainer. There should be
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  Speaker 4: a disclaimer because none of this is real.
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  Speaker 2: What are you insane?
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  Speaker 4: Burn?
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  Speaker 2: What do you think it's a prank?
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  Speaker 1: What this is actually?
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  Speaker 2: Jose from the.
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  Speaker 4: Radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Man, this
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  Speaker 4: is a frank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I was gonna have to call my wife speaking
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  Speaker 3: of your wife, that's who set you up.
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  Speaker 2: Susan. She said that you left all the birthday planning
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  Speaker 2: after her. She wanted us to mess with you, and boy,
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  Speaker 2: howdy did we.
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  Speaker 3: I'm so glad because I don't know how I was
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  Speaker 3: gonna handle the rest.
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  Speaker 1: Well, getting rid of you.
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  Speaker 2: Parrett, let me handle the rest hit it. Oh.
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  Speaker 4: Speaking of Susan, she has been boozing and after this
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  Speaker 4: prank phone.
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  Speaker 3: Call, we're all losing.
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  Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. Can I can I
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  Speaker 2: come to the party now?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. We have enough. We have enough. Pa af
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  Speaker 2: fiddlesticks
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning