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Phone Tap: Balloon Party Fail · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Brook.
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  Speaker 2: You recently planned a surprise birthday party for your husband.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, it was so amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Really good party.
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  Speaker 2: What was the hardest part though, keeping it a secret
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  Speaker 2: or having Jose keep it a secret because once they
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  Speaker 2: find out, at that point it's over.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it takes a steamer out.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you put a lot of trust into people
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  Speaker 3: that you.
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  Speaker 4: Well.
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  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, for one lady, that just happened because she's been
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  Speaker 2: planning this big birthday surprise for one of her close
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  Speaker 2: friends and somebody let it slip. So at that point,
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  Speaker 2: what's the birthday girl to do?
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  Speaker 3: Well?
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  Speaker 2: She contacted us and said, mess with her.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, birthday girl on this And that's what I do
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  Speaker 5: today when I call her completely out of breath because
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  Speaker 5: I've spent the last two hours unsuccessfully trying.
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  Speaker 2: To blow up the party balloons at the event. You're
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  Speaker 2: going to hear it in your phone town right now.
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  Speaker 3: It's another weekday mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Charlotte?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm Mark. You're Amanda's friend?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, what's going on? Mark?
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  Speaker 4: We you know what we've been emailing with each other?
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  Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, you're supposed to be like about ready, like
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  Speaker 3: the house should be ready. You sound like you're out
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  Speaker 3: of breath.
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  Speaker 1: For Amanda's party.
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  Speaker 4: Right, Hello, I'm trying to do the decorations and it's
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  Speaker 4: not going good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, damn it.
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  Speaker 4: Why because in your your email said, yeat green balloons?
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  Speaker 3: Right, I haven't been.
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  Speaker 1: Able to blow up one?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Mark.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: You can dit the balloons? Have you done anything else
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  Speaker 3: in the house?
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  Speaker 1: This is my job. I'm doing the balloon decorations.
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  Speaker 3: Are you joking right now? I guess this is an
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  Speaker 3: actual serious thing you're going through. Right now, you tell
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  Speaker 3: me you're kidding?
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  Speaker 1: You think that I want to be calling you about this.
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  Speaker 1: It's embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you knew what you were doing. We talked
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  Speaker 3: about all of this in the email, and you were
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be by five to get all of this done.
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  Speaker 1: Have you going to be honest with you?
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of experience with balloons.
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  Speaker 3: What the hell does that even mean?
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  Speaker 4: As a kid, I wasn't allowed to have balloons at
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  Speaker 4: my birthday parties because my cat buster was allergic to latex.
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  Speaker 1: So my parents said, no, are you kidding?
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  Speaker 3: Me. Ah, that's what's going to stop this party is
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  Speaker 3: that I have a man who can't blow up a balloon.
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  Speaker 1: That's the meaning. Now my confidence is low.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know what, even when you had high confidence,
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  Speaker 3: this wasn't working. So I don't know what to tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Say something nice, say something encouraging to me.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not here to inspire you. Mark. There's a task
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  Speaker 3: list of like fifteen things. The balloons were the first thing.
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  Speaker 3: And if you haven't done anything else, this party is
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  Speaker 3: like to be ruined.
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  Speaker 4: I can do it all the way like they look
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  Speaker 4: really good, but then I take my mouth away and
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  Speaker 4: then I like it shrinks.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, so it is it the blowing them up that's
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  Speaker 3: the problem, or is it like tying them in time?
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  Speaker 1: Like tie to tie these?
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  Speaker 3: What do you think, Mark? How do you think they
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  Speaker 3: hold the air closed?
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  Speaker 5: Thought?
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  Speaker 1: I thought they close themselves. No, it popped on me.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is my life disappointing you. I
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  Speaker 3: literally don't know you. I just assume, good of your emails,
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  Speaker 3: you would know how to do this.
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  Speaker 5: Don't assume that I'm a loser.
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  Speaker 4: Mark.
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  Speaker 3: I need you to pull it together, Mark, Mark.
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  Speaker 1: So the late text second to.
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  Speaker 3: Get your together because this party is happening whether you
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  Speaker 3: wanted to or not. And boy, the love of God,
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  Speaker 3: stop going up balloons and move your next task.
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  Speaker 1: I can't I got it. I can't let him in
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  Speaker 1: to down.
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  Speaker 3: It's her birthday, okay, Mark, Fine, we have ruined one
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  Speaker 3: of my best friend's birthdays. Is that how you want
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  Speaker 3: this to end?
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  Speaker 1: No? I wanted to end by telling you that this
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  Speaker 1: is a prank call.
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  Speaker 4: But no, Amanda knows, she knows about the party, and
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  Speaker 4: she wanted to set you up.
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  Speaker 1: No, she's not here. She she wanted you to know
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  Speaker 1: that this is a prank phone call on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: And then my name is Jeff what And yeah, you're
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  Speaker 2: on the radio right now, Charlotte.
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I'm not kidding.
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  Speaker 2: My name is Jeff from the radio show Brook and
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey in the morning. Your friend Amanda set you up
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  Speaker 2: for a phone town.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I'm going to kill her. Oh my god, I'm
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  Speaker 3: going to kill her.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 2: She she found out somehow about the surprise party, and
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  Speaker 2: she didn't want to like spoil it for you, but
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  Speaker 2: she thought maybe it'd be funny to mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: One.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think you think it's Okay, if I just
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  Speaker 2: hang a bunch of deflated balloons, you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what, you can go for it cool wake up.
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  Speaker 3: Every morning was phone tab weekday mornings all the twenties,
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  Speaker 3: brooking Jeffrey in the morning,