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Phone Tap: Sweating For Smoothies · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You y away?
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  Speaker 3: Today? Is prank a coworker day? So, Jose that coffee
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  Speaker 3: you drank earlier, Oh no, you'll find out what it was,
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  Speaker 3: and probably just a couple of minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Five cubs.
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  Speaker 3: He's already in the bathroom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, the other where.
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  Speaker 3: I'm constantly Yeah. Look, I only bring it up because
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  Speaker 3: one of our listeners reached out to us asking us
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  Speaker 3: to prank.
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  Speaker 1: Her co worker.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, hey, every day buys a smoothie from a certain
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  Speaker 3: smoothie shop near their office, and we're going to reach
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  Speaker 3: out to her and let her know today's order. It's
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  Speaker 3: going to take a little bit longer than normal. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: but it's for a great reason, not even good.
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  Speaker 1: Great yawn, You're you're.
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  Speaker 3: It in your brand new phone. Tap right now, another
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  Speaker 3: on the twenty. Hello, dude, dude, you gotta go faster, man,
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  Speaker 3: It's not fast enough. Okay, pick it up. Hello, Hi,
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  Speaker 3: so sorry, this is Henry from City Smoothies. Is this Suzanne?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Today, you placed an order with us about twenty minutes
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  Speaker 3: ago for a banana strawberry blast with an immunity boost. Yeah, okay, perfect.
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  Speaker 3: I just need to let you know it is going
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  Speaker 3: to take a little bit longer than we thought. We
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  Speaker 3: do apologize.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fine. Okay. What's the sound. Are you guys
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  Speaker 2: like under construction or something. What's going on?
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, We're just busy making our smoothies by hand?
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  Speaker 2: Uh, making them? What do you mean by hand?
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  Speaker 3: Well, technically by foot? Actually today? What the groaning is distracting? Kevin?
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  Speaker 3: Can you keep that down? I mean, keep running, let's
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  Speaker 3: just be quiet. There you go. I'm sorry about that.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Well, what's going on? What do you mean by foot?
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  Speaker 2: This is not normal? What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 3: So I probably should explain. You know how we're popular
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  Speaker 3: for our green smoothies. Yeah, well, we wanted to go
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  Speaker 3: green with the entire company and stop using regular electricity altogether,
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  Speaker 3: and that's why we've hooked up all the smoothie machines
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  Speaker 3: to Kevin's treadmill.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, to a treadmill.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, yeah, he's running on so he's powering the smoothie machines,
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  Speaker 3: or at least he's trying, not doing a very good job.
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  Speaker 3: Kevin gott to pick it up, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: So wait, you're telling me that you're not using like electricity,
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  Speaker 2: Like your blenders are not plugged into the wall.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, completely off the grid.
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  Speaker 2: You're actually making this dude run on a treadmill.
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah, I mean sort of. I'm not making him
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  Speaker 3: do it, though he wants to do this. He volunteered.
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  Speaker 2: Is that even safe?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it's just like, you know what, those are
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  Speaker 3: great questions. I don't really have the answer to those
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  Speaker 3: right now, but maybe i'll go look them up after
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  Speaker 3: my shift's over.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe you should have puked that up before you started
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  Speaker 2: making him run on a treadmill.
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  Speaker 1: To mix your.
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  Speaker 3: Again again, sorry to correct you, keep correcting you on this,
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not making him do this. He's happy to
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  Speaker 3: do it.
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  Speaker 2: It doesn't sound like he's happy to do it.
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  Speaker 3: He wants to do it to save the earth.
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  Speaker 2: The earth.
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  Speaker 3: You hear that he's going so green right now. He's
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  Speaker 3: not even wearing underwear. It's chasing.
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  Speaker 2: But you're dedicated.
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  Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 2: It's definitely not up to restaurant standards.
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  Speaker 3: I can tell you that, well, we're not really a restaurant.
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  Speaker 3: We're just a smoothie shop.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you're serving food and are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: It's blended up food though, So I don't know if
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  Speaker 3: that turns. I don't anyway. By the looks of what's
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  Speaker 3: in your blender right now, I would say yours is
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  Speaker 3: going to be ready in about two hours or so.
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  Speaker 2: Two hours. No, that's not okay. I thought you just
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  Speaker 2: been a few minutes finish light.
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  Speaker 3: Okay. What I'm gonna do is I'm just gonna put
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  Speaker 3: you on speaker here and you can yell at him
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  Speaker 3: and try to motivate him. Tell him that you want
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  Speaker 3: your smoothie to be made faster.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: I'm absolutely not going to do that.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's okay, don't know. I really I really need
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  Speaker 3: you to motivate me. Motivational. Thing you've ever thought he
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  Speaker 3: wants to be motivated, that's not motivated. Just tell him
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  Speaker 3: that you want your smoothie now.
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  Speaker 2: No, I want him to be Okay, I.
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  Speaker 3: Can do there, you go. I can't. I can't do that, Kevin,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Why do you stop. The orders aren't complete yet.
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  Speaker 3: I don't feel.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get.
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  Speaker 3: You don't get a break for another two hours, Kevin.
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  Speaker 2: Come on now, my god, you maybe you should call
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  Speaker 2: somebody to see about him.
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  Speaker 3: We can do that when his two hour break is
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  Speaker 3: coming up. There we go get your back. Okay, I'm
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  Speaker 3: sorry about that, susanswer. I put it on hill climber
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  Speaker 3: mode here. That's how you know the smoothies are being
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  Speaker 3: blended better.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, this is this is crazy and I'm posting this.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to go all over social media.
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  Speaker 1: Just s y.
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  Speaker 3: I oh good, it's going to go on to all
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  Speaker 3: of our social media too.
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  Speaker 2: You're going to be shut down.
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  Speaker 3: No, it's we're going to be putting it on our
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  Speaker 3: radio station social media when we post this prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: You're what my name is? Jeffrom Brook and Jeffrey in
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  Speaker 3: the Morning. O, my god, are you kidding me.
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  Speaker 2: Over here? Like killing this guy in the background.
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