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i pooped my pants on the way to utah · Top Five

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  Speaker 1: Is it working? I hope so I heard a click.
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  Speaker 2: I see the little little lines going up and down.
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  Speaker 3: Oh great, great, We're about to record an hour and
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  Speaker 3: then have nothing to show for it.
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  Speaker 2: It will sound like we're sitting across the room for you.
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  Speaker 3: But that would be my thirteenth reason. All right, well,
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  Speaker 3: episode two. We made it barely to episode two. I'm
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  Speaker 3: here again, which we have to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: I'm Kaitlin. That's Jason sitting across from me.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 3: We are besties, and we are co workers, and those
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  Speaker 3: worlds intertwine all the live long day.
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  Speaker 2: It's you again.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's always going to be me, babe. We are
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  Speaker 1: on a morning radio show together.
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  Speaker 3: And then also, you know, like to do stuff outside
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  Speaker 3: of that, so it's a lot of us time.
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  Speaker 1: We'd be doing so much stuff.
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  Speaker 3: And first of all, we got I mean, the last
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  Speaker 3: episode came out on Friday, okay, and since Friday, I
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  Speaker 3: have lived a thousand lives, and I think so have you.
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  Speaker 3: We got to start out by talking about how Jason
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  Speaker 3: and I we're scheduled to go on a work trip
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  Speaker 3: to Salt Lake City, a work trip, business trip, business corporate.
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  Speaker 3: We had our pencil skirts and kitten heels ready, our briefcases. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: we had it all ready, and Jason and I were
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  Speaker 3: scheduled to be on the same flight, sitting next to
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  Speaker 3: each other.
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  Speaker 1: Well, we're both aisle girly.
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  Speaker 2: Well you're a window girl normally. Yeah, but now I
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  Speaker 2: decided that if normally I sit in the window because
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  Speaker 2: I don't ever want to think that anyone has to
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  Speaker 2: inconvenience me to get up to let them go to
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  Speaker 2: the bathroom. So I very much like dehydrate myself like
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  Speaker 2: a raisin before I get on a flight, and then
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  Speaker 2: I normally sit against the window and like pass out
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  Speaker 2: for however.
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  Speaker 3: Which is highly dangerous because flying dehydrates you even further.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, you could just do what I do
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  Speaker 3: because I'm nervous peer just like you, and I say,
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  Speaker 3: if you guys ever have to go to the bathroom,
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  Speaker 3: let me know. I got a bad bladder, I get it.
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  Speaker 3: Wake me up if I'm sleeping, no big deal. The
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  Speaker 3: aisles were at that for me personally anyway, So you
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  Speaker 3: were scheduled to be sitting right there beside me, and
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  Speaker 3: I knew that something was wrong when I looked at
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  Speaker 3: you while we were at work.
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  Speaker 1: And your eyes were barely open, and I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 1: you're a little tired. I'll never forget.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were just sleepy, and you go, I
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  Speaker 3: have been laying on the bathroom floor.
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  Speaker 1: I just got off of it. I'm like, oh, this
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  Speaker 1: guy's not gonna make it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not good. I had never felt anything
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  Speaker 2: like that before. In like that short amount of time,
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  Speaker 2: we were literally doing the show, and then all of
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  Speaker 2: a sudden, I was like, I got up. I left
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  Speaker 2: a couple of times, so I normally don't be cause
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  Speaker 2: I was like, something doesn't feel right, something in my
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  Speaker 2: stomach is not feeling okay. And then finally the last
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  Speaker 2: time when I got up and left, I was like,
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  Speaker 2: oh no, And I thought it was going to come
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  Speaker 2: one way, and then I was convinced that it was
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  Speaker 2: going to come out another So I just sort of
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  Speaker 2: got in the middle ground, which was sitting on the
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  Speaker 2: floor of the public bathroom here at the radio station,
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  Speaker 2: and then just it probably was the low of my life,
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  Speaker 2: and I probably just I sat there just to sort of,
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  Speaker 2: you know, see if I was gonna make it, see
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  Speaker 2: if I was going to survive, or if I was
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  Speaker 2: gonna you know pass on. Yeah, like I was I
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  Speaker 2: was close, you would have someone would have found me
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  Speaker 2: in area.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, those illnesses make you think like that and food poisoning,
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  Speaker 3: you think this actually might be it for you.
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  Speaker 2: Like I'm close to death, like I can't see, like
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  Speaker 2: I'm close to death. And I was like, there's no
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  Speaker 2: way in hell that I can make it to the airport.
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  Speaker 2: Like I was thinking, like how am I gonna get
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  Speaker 2: to the airport? How am I going to walk around
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  Speaker 2: the airport? I can't even stand up, Like how am
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  Speaker 2: I going to get on a plane? Like it just
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  Speaker 2: it would have never worked.
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  Speaker 3: So you went home and it was kind of up
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  Speaker 3: in the air whether or not you were gonna come.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm on the way to the airport for our flight,
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  Speaker 3: and I knew you weren't coming, not because you told me,
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  Speaker 3: but because you are very much a nervous flyer can
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  Speaker 3: get there before me.
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  Speaker 1: And when I.
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  Speaker 3: Checked your location, you are still in your where you lived,
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  Speaker 3: Tinley Park. So I was like Bailey's Bar and grill
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  Speaker 3: and actually shout out to them because that's where it
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  Speaker 3: shows that you are. Even though I know you're in
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  Speaker 3: your home, you're always there. And I was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: thanks for sharing, But he's not coming. And then you
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  Speaker 3: texted me, uh, and I will post it in the
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  Speaker 3: recap for this episode, but you texted me that you
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  Speaker 3: once again had shit yourself.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, And I was doing so good, so anyone like.
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  Speaker 4: You're already covered shit your pants and like, honestly, like,
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  Speaker 4: not only in this specific situation where I was literally
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  Speaker 4: just pooping.
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  Speaker 2: For hours at a time, Normally I am good. Like
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, if I feel that there's even a chance
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  Speaker 2: of anything, I'm going to the bathroom, because like, once
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  Speaker 2: you shit yourself, you shit yourself once, shame on me. Right,
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  Speaker 2: you shot yourself twice, shame on me again. So now
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  Speaker 2: I'm like overly cautious. And I just was. I felt
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  Speaker 2: so awful that I was like, oh no, this is fine,
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  Speaker 2: and nope, ship myself in our brand new bed that
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  Speaker 2: we just got.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you trusted apart yep, okay, that was the one thing.
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  Speaker 1: My dad is still on me. You never trust a heart.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I didn't have my wits about me
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  Speaker 2: at that moment in time. I was clinging to life,
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  Speaker 2: and you know, life comes at you fast in the
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  Speaker 2: form of shitting yourself. And what's even better than all
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  Speaker 2: that was I was already packed for a six day trip,
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  Speaker 2: so all of my clothes wearing my suitcase in the car.
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  Speaker 1: You probably couldn't even walk to the car. Huh No.
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  Speaker 2: And I wasn't going out, so I it's cold and
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  Speaker 2: I'm really sick. So I had to like find my
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  Speaker 2: backup to back up underwear to Onyeah because they shipped myself. Right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Jason and I are of the belief that you
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  Speaker 3: should never be too cocky about not shitting yourself because
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  Speaker 3: we know people that are like, oh, I have never
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  Speaker 3: done that.
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  Speaker 1: But it comes for you and it will humble you.
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  Speaker 3: And the more I believe my personal religion is that
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  Speaker 3: the more you protest that you would never do that,
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  Speaker 3: the worse it's going to come for you. And I'm
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  Speaker 3: waiting for a text from a few of our friends
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  Speaker 3: to say it finally happened.
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  Speaker 2: Yep, and I hope that they had man up and
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  Speaker 2: own it. Actually, yeah, admit to it because you want
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  Speaker 2: to make fun of us, But it'll happen.
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  Speaker 3: It'll come for you, right, it's not a choice. I
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  Speaker 3: want to say that we're actively no one ever wants it, like, well,
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  Speaker 3: it's happened, It's happened. More than once more than I'd
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  Speaker 3: like to admit in various levels and code browns. But
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  Speaker 3: they've all had their reasons and just talking about how
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  Speaker 3: sick you were. Four of my friends were sharing a
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  Speaker 3: room in Punta Khana, and all four of us got
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  Speaker 3: you know, Mantazuma's revenge as they call it, which I.
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  Speaker 2: Got to be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't think.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know where that came from. But he says,
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  Speaker 3: you got to worry if anything's like racist or you know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know who Mantazuma is, but that's what they say,
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  Speaker 3: so don't come for me, right. I don't know who
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  Speaker 3: Mantazum is. I'm sorry, but he came for me. No,
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  Speaker 3: we were all very conscious of it. We all I think,
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  Speaker 3: got it in different like from different ways.
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  Speaker 1: I know they can be ice, it can be washing
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  Speaker 1: the fruit.
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  Speaker 3: The only person we know for sure who got it
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  Speaker 3: from the water is my dumb ass front AJ.
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  Speaker 1: Shout out to him.
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  Speaker 3: I miss you, who woke in the middle night forgot
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  Speaker 3: where he was filled up a glass in the sink
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  Speaker 3: and then kept telling me for twenty four hours that
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  Speaker 3: he's invincible, and then it's not coming for him. He
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  Speaker 3: didn't know it takes a day. So at the pregame
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  Speaker 3: the next night, he looked at me, like how you
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  Speaker 3: looked at me and he said, hey, I don't feel good,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like, yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Chug the water, baby.
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  Speaker 3: But it was like the scene from Bridesmaid, So like,
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  Speaker 3: all four of us got it. We got it, thankfully
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  Speaker 3: at different times. But it came for us one by one.
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  Speaker 3: And then our fucking friend Sarah, who got hers first
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  Speaker 3: and was already like over it and looking hot and skinny,
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  Speaker 3: got so.
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  Speaker 1: Drunk that she was getting sick.
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  Speaker 3: So while we're, you know, sitting on the toilet, She's like,
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  Speaker 3: can I get in there?
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  Speaker 1: I'm like no, that was my choice. That was my choice.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to deal that. You did that your yeah, you.
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  Speaker 1: Go somewhere else.
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  Speaker 3: The resort was running out of water because all these
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  Speaker 3: college kids were getting sick, and I kept calling them
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  Speaker 3: going muss akua, muss agua. And my my friend who
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  Speaker 3: was in the room next to me, like came to
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  Speaker 3: check if I was going out, and I was on
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  Speaker 3: all fours and crawling to the bathroom and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, let me go get you my water.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, I'm not going out, and I thought
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  Speaker 3: at one point about writing my friends a note because
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  Speaker 3: it was so bad that I truly thought like this
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  Speaker 3: might be the end.
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  Speaker 1: And I thought about writing a note like love you guys,
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  Speaker 1: this was so fun, I'll miss you. Luckily I made it.
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  Speaker 3: But the only thing that was on in English was
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  Speaker 3: a documentary about Demi Levado. So now, unfortunately for old Demi,
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  Speaker 3: I associate those two things together, and so I get it.
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  Speaker 3: And like in those times, you if you're if you're
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  Speaker 3: pushing too hard to throw out, I mean we're I mean,
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  Speaker 3: this is gross, it's coming out. So anyways, you missed
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  Speaker 3: your flight? Yeah, and off I went to Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 3: I had a nice little weekend. It is an interesting place,
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  Speaker 3: very much have different laws, rules regulations surrounding things like
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  Speaker 3: gambling and drinking and getting high, which are some of
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  Speaker 3: my favorite pastimes on the weekends. No, I mean, come on,
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  Speaker 3: I like to go to concerts too, and watch reality TV.
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  Speaker 1: Stop it, don't don't just diminish me to those things.
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  Speaker 2: Do have concerts in TV.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, So while.
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  Speaker 3: We were there, I also found out that my goodness,
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  Speaker 3: I could not get my parley in for the super Bowl, and.
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  Speaker 1: That was a whole different thing.
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  Speaker 3: I ended up getting it in and I know one
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  Speaker 3: of our one of our listener yeah, asked us to
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  Speaker 3: talk about the super.
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  Speaker 1: Bowl, and I don't know about you. We watched it together.
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  Speaker 1: You finally made it on Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: On Sunday, I woke up Saturday and I felt like
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  Speaker 2: seventy five percent better, Like I still felt kind of like,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like the day like sort of like when
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  Speaker 2: you're done being you still got that like heyes, you
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  Speaker 2: know that was still going on. But then I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 2: like if Saturday keeps going the way that it feels like,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be good to go on Sunday. And then Sunday
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  Speaker 2: I lu to Salt Lake City.
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  Speaker 1: You landed. You look skinny.
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  Speaker 3: You were ready for a bloody marry.
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  Speaker 2: That's a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you you were ready, and so we started the
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  Speaker 3: day off. You got a bloody marry, which I thought
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  Speaker 3: was a bold choice after having double Dragon.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of, you know, like a vegetable, for.
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  Speaker 1: Sure, sure, a vegetable.
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  Speaker 3: So we started the day off at a bar, obviously,
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  Speaker 3: and there rules on Sunday. Not a lot's open on Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: Let me tell you, it was like a Salt Lake City. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: so it was a ghoes sound. So we just had
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  Speaker 3: to find a bar that had food. And we did
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: find a bar. First they didn't have food, and then
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  Speaker 3: we found I'll give them a shout out, what is
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  Speaker 3: it boomerangs.
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  Speaker 1: Down under our bar?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh, I love that spot. The badass bartender was
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  Speaker 3: great on crock music. Yes, you were one of like
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  Speaker 3: two people that were in there. How about that weird
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  Speaker 3: We never talked about that weird guy that came and
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  Speaker 3: he was like, you still got the three dollars, bloody
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  Speaker 3: mare And she's like, uh yeah, And so he he
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  Speaker 3: gets one.
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  Speaker 2: One dude walks into a bar alone by himself, orders
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  Speaker 2: a single mimosa, walks outside. Damn near chugs that.
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  Speaker 1: At least he was outside.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he walked outside, He drank it on the patio outside,
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  Speaker 2: came back in. At least he was nice enough to
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  Speaker 2: bring the glass back in, because I feel like a
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  Speaker 2: lot of dudes would not do that, leave it on
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  Speaker 2: the bar and leave.
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  Speaker 1: I think he paid though, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: He paid, but like, are you okay? One going through?
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  Speaker 1: What are you going through?
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  Speaker 3: He maybe only had like three dollars and he was like,
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  Speaker 3: I need to feel something.
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  Speaker 2: He was able to tip my girl maybe like a
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  Speaker 2: four dollars.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 1: That was crazy.
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  Speaker 3: So you landed and yes, that was Super Bowl Sunday.
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  Speaker 3: We were trying to find Yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Know, wow, day wow.
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  Speaker 3: It's always I'm telling you the places I've been, the
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  Speaker 3: things I've seen, and it was Super Bowl Sunday.
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  Speaker 1: So we got we got it started.
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  Speaker 3: We walked back and we had a suggestion of a
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  Speaker 3: sports bar to go watch.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 3: We had a gift card and you know, we're we're
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  Speaker 3: balling on a budget. So we were like, oh my gosh,
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  Speaker 3: like we're probably gonna have to call and reserve a
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  Speaker 3: table because this, you know, Super Bowl Sunday. And we
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: just peeked our head in early and we were like,
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: oh no, we do not need to reserve a table.
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  Speaker 3: We did have the bar food, but it was the
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  Speaker 3: most quiet and I watched the Super Bowl sometimes I
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  Speaker 3: have before by myself because we worked very early in
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  Speaker 3: the morning and so I'll watch, you know until halftime
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  Speaker 3: and then fall asleep. But even with me watching by myself,
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  Speaker 3: that was the quietest super Bowl I have ever.
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  Speaker 1: Watched in my life.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, no one was cheering. I've never been
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  Speaker 2: so me Conversely, I've never like been to a super
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  Speaker 2: Bowl party. Like the only thing I can like attest
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  Speaker 2: to is like I used to work at a bar,
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  Speaker 2: so like, obviously super Bowl Sunday would be like and
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: crazy and everyone be screaming, drinking and like whatever. That
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  Speaker 2: experience was the complete opposite of anything I had previously
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  Speaker 2: had of being out at a bar. But I've never
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  Speaker 2: been out to a bar for fun. Yeah, for the super.
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  Speaker 3: Bowl, I don't know if I would call that fun.
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  Speaker 3: It was everyone was very mild mannard. I was the
• 13:16
  Speaker 3: only one dancing to Kendrick. It was, Yeah, it was quiet.
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  Speaker 3: I was the loudest. I think I'm the loudest woman
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  Speaker 3: that's ever gone to Salt Lake City because it was
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: it was. It was very bizarre, so our thoughts, I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know if you feel the same. The game
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  Speaker 3: was a sleeper. It was actually like sad, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: I I think I'm too empathic for everything. And I
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: don't say that cud coolly because I think a lot
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  Speaker 3: of people think it's cool to say you're an EmPATH,
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  Speaker 3: and I to that, I say that's embarrassing and weird,
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  Speaker 3: Like why would you want that?
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  Speaker 1: It's an awful experience.
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  Speaker 2: But I wish I wasn't see all day.
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  Speaker 3: So I think I'm too empathic for like sports sometimes
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  Speaker 3: because I don't. I don't hate the sheet Chiefs simply
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  Speaker 3: because they keep winning, Like if you're good, fine, they
• 13:59
  Speaker 3: seem like a lot of the players seem nice, like
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  Speaker 3: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I don't get straight dudes for so many reasons, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but for one, like we hold up people like Lebron
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  Speaker 2: as being like the best and he's like the king
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  Speaker 2: and like revered. But then on the other hand, if
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  Speaker 2: a team wins over and over again, now we need
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  Speaker 2: to hate on them. Where are the line?
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  Speaker 1: There's no line?
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  Speaker 3: No, And that's what I don't like, you know. I
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  Speaker 3: like things that make sense. I like think, you know what.
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  Speaker 3: And I don't get why we love them, we love
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  Speaker 3: them and love them America's team or whatever, because I
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  Speaker 3: feel like they were they call the Cowboys America's team.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know that.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, as aoy right, as a Cowboys fan, which makes
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  Speaker 3: me fucking second, but like they I feel like we're
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  Speaker 3: becoming America's team.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously, the NFL like loves.
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  Speaker 3: Them, and and and all that, but like, I don't
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  Speaker 3: get mad at someone just because they're good at something,
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  Speaker 3: Like I get it. I was more like, Okay, we've
• 14:51
  Speaker 3: already seen the super Bowl. It happened three years ago. Now,
• 14:53
  Speaker 3: granted a different outcome, but moral of my empathic story
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: is that I just I started to feel a little bad.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: I think it's clear that the NFL isn't scripted now.
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: I do think they get calls in their favor, but
• 15:04
  Speaker 3: I do think that the old Chiefs would need to make.
• 15:06
  Speaker 1: It close in order to get those calls.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: The Egos were a better team in that game, and
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: that's fine, But I think it's very weird to start
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: hating people because but we see with artists too, like
• 15:15
  Speaker 3: the Taylor for example, one of our favorite artists, Tailor
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Shift is praise, praise, praise when she's like this innocent underdog,
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: and then when she's just.
• 15:22
  Speaker 1: Dominating, people turn on you.
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: And I think that that's a really weird thing to do, right,
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: it's a weirdo energy.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: It is really weird. And then what's so funny is
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: then it'll swing the whole opposite way, and like a
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: year from now, when that artist is on tour, everyone's
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: gonna want to go and everyone tells to take it,
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: and all of a sudden, everyone's a fan.
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: Don't get me started.
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe we'd energy you should just like who you like
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: because you like them, and not worry about what other
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: people like, what other people think or whatever, Like it's stupid,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: Like you're allowed to have your own legs, be a
• 15:54
  Speaker 2: free thinker.
• 15:55
  Speaker 1: Right please?
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: I mean one episode, we have to talk about our
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: whole eras tour experience and everything, because that was so
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: frustrating seeing people.
• 16:04
  Speaker 1: At those shows. Yeah, I can't. We don't have time today.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: We're both I'm.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Looking in your eyes and you're looking in mind, and
• 16:09
  Speaker 3: we look very deflated, really defeated.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: So I'm not getting into that. But anyway.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Of content, So we did.
• 16:19
  Speaker 1: We do?
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: But yeah, so the game I thought was pretty much
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: a sleeper. I did not hit my parsleigh, as you
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: call it. I needed one more thing to happen in
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: order to win. Yeah, but that doesn't pay the bill.
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: I doesn't pay the bills. I think I'm done betting.
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: I think I'm only outside of a bracket, which actually
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: people that like don't know anything about sports usually win
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: their bracket because there's so many upsets. That's for you know, basketball,
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: the Sweet sixteen, all that aside from a bracket.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I'm done gambling.
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: I think I only enjoy gambling on football, So I
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: think I'm done.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: Did we win our squares?
• 16:52
  Speaker 1: We did not. We did not win our squares.
• 16:55
  Speaker 3: I know that was my other So I I won zero.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: We took a We did not win up the raffle
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: that was going out at the quietest bar in America.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: Beanie.
• 17:05
  Speaker 1: No, I didn't even want a beanie. So we're down bad.
• 17:07
  Speaker 3: I might so I think I am going to leave
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: those funds in there and then cash out, you know,
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: my three plus hundred whatever it is, when I need it,
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: and then we'll.
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: Start again next season, so you get your friend back.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: I'm not foaming at the mouth anymore.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: But yeah, game was a sleeper. I don't know if
• 17:25
  Speaker 3: you agree. I personally again too empathic to everyone keeps
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: trying to convince me. I like the Super Bowl halftime show.
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I thought it was a really cool moment. Everyone keeps
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: trying to convince me that it was not a good
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: choice because it's not all encompassing, not everyone can enjoy it.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: And to that, I say, there have been many a
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: super Bowl that I was not all encompassing did not
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: include me.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: I am not a fan of the Who.
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: And I don't like a lot of the artists that
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: correct And I even remember like growing up being like excited,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: but then like I don't even know these people that
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: are playing. I don't know the Who, like Maroon five,
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: like I'm not I think Madonna has done it right,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: Like I'm not a huge Madonna fan, so like that didn't.
• 18:07
  Speaker 1: Really Like that's insane for a game.
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: I know, I know it's sacrilegious, but like I just
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I think she tries too hard, but
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I don't know, Like I the one year that I
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: will say, like and I think I'm the only one
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: that like fights for this year is when they brought
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: together like everyone that like was big that year. Yes,
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: and Mary J was on the stage, like like that
• 18:31
  Speaker 2: was cool because it was like cross genre and Okay,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: if you're a hip hop R and B fan, you
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: might not know what Britney's singing, but you'll know the
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: Mary J song or Nelly or whatever, you know what
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: I mean, like something like that, like but I don't know,
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: like you're not gonna You're never gonna find something that's good,
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: everyone's gonna like right, you know, and I appreciate it
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: more from like a production value, and like I just
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: sit back and think, like, Okay, these we've seen documentaries.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: I know, I watched the j Loo one and they're
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: and other ones uh ga ga, I think did want
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: or Katy Perry, but like to go through and like
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: see the process of like from you know, picking what
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: songs you're gonna do, to figuring out the order to
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: the set to the dancing to like props like so
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: many months like or Beyonce. I want to Beyonce one
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: like so many probably like a damn near year of
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: like work for this like seventeen minutes like and it.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: And the fact that you could pull something like that
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: off like is huge, Like it could be anyone doing anything,
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: but the fact that it could be that organized and
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: like so cool, like that would make me appreciate anyone.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: And that's what I think everyone just needs to put
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: their own Like just because you wouldn't bump Kendrick Lamar,
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: not you personally, but if you're you know, not liking
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: the halftime show and you wouldn't bump Kendrick Lamar in
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: your car like appreciate it for like the fact of
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: the entertainment value, you know what I mean, I don't
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: know if I'm making anything.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: No you are.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: I think that's why.
• 19:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, like I'm too empathic for even the halftime
• 19:56
  Speaker 3: show to say that I didn't like it, because well
• 19:58
  Speaker 3: I did like it, first of all, but second of all,
• 19:59
  Speaker 3: I never say that because, like you said, all that
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: work and then to minimize it down to one comment
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: from an asshole named Jim you know in Ohio that's
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: sitting on his couch with his beer belly saying, oh.
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: Look, this sucks bad. I don't know.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: I don't know what's going.
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: Like shut the fuck up, like respect, disrespectfully shut the
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: fuck up, like it's it's I think about it from
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: Kendrick's perspective of like this is huge, this is amazing.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Like what he did for Sisa, I think is huge
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: and amazing and it's amazing.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean what she has two albums and she's
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: already performing at the super Bowl, Like it's nuts insane.
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah you she You know, we talked about our last
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: episode and just.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, for me, it's and and I don't think people
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: realize how hard it is, like him if the mic
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: was on, which I think at times it was like
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: starting out a cappella on that car, just wrapping. I
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: mean the like he didn't mess up a single word.
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: I mean, we had choreo, we had everything. So like
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: from just a standpoint of like.
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: I've never seen him dance before.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And I also think that there's a major message
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: behind the performance, of course, and Samuel L. Jackson saying,
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: you know, stay in your lane. You're a hip hop artist, like,
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: you know, don't don't make I think the word ghetto
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: was used. I mean it was so powerful to me
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: to go, okay, I have children now, like he's representing
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: all this shit that not only Kendrick, not only you know,
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: black artists, but like just black people have been told
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: for so long and this kind I just like it
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: was powerful to me.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I even sent you a text for my.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: Mom, who was like, once it was explained, She's like,
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: oh my gosh, like this is amazing. And you know
• 21:32
  Speaker 3: for people going, you know, it's I don't know what's
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: going on in the beef and this and that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: You know, what what if it's not for you, right?
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: And what if that's okay?
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: Right? And what if It's something that maybe you can
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: take a minute and educate yourself on.
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Stop stop No, not I going too far, but just
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: simply what if not everything is fucking for you and
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: and you know, just the whole My opinion is the
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: one that's all that should be.
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: It drives me nuts.
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but yes, I would love for people to educate
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: themselves based off that performance. I don't know how many
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: people did. I mean shout out to Pam. Pam did.
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: And I love that For my mom.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: I really a door that she's so open minded and
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: when she has things explained, she she's.
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: Like, I get it, and of all people are psychic.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: Posted on Facebook and explained it and so like that's
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: how my mom figured it out. So yeah, people wanted
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: us to touch on that. Did you have any other
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: thoughts on the Super Bowl?
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: No? I mean I think it was good. I'm sorry,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: but everyone's hating on this. The Seal as a Seal commercial. Wow,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: but that was my favorite one. I've heard some people
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: like that was stupid. That was when we were in
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: one of the meetings we were in, they were like,
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: that was the worst commercial. That was like Seal as
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: a Seal. The fact that Seal embraced himself to be
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: a seal.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: You were tickled, you were very.
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: Amazing, Like and just say kiss from a Rose. Okay,
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: that song is iconic.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: I mean I don't yeah, no, I don't know if
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I feel the exact same way as you do, but
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: I do. I do picture like these board meetings where
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: they're like I've got it, like because the people who aren't,
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: like obviously like Matthew McConaughey and Martha Stewart are the
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: forefront of everyone's mind.
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Somehow, I don't know how.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: To McConaughey on the four, like why.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: He's everywhere he'd I don't know, but he's like everyone
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: thinks of him for everything, even Zach Bryan, like he
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: puts him in his music.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: It's just I don't know, but.
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: My I get Martha's an icon legend. Matthew McConaughey is not.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but like again, like these people, why are they
• 23:26
  Speaker 1: top of them?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: Like I just want to hear like I know what
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: if we can't find where seal is and like I
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: just like want to be in.
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: The meeting where they're like I have it. Seal as
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: a seal, Steal as a seal. But it's just you
• 23:36
  Speaker 1: know the.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: Fact that he leaned in and was like, yes, I'll
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: be a seal. Like, I mean, he obviously needs a bag,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: but like that's amazing.
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean shout out to people who work in
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: advertising because I am terrified to share ideas that are
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: creative and they have to constantly do that and hope
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: their friends don't make fun of.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Them right in the meeting, right, and hope that it
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: eats right.
• 23:56
  Speaker 3: I don't know anything else from I honestly, like, I
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: don't know if I even am.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I need to talk about Saltlake City because I I think.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: We need like another episode to actually don't come to
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: our time in Salt Lake.
• 24:06
  Speaker 3: It's it's an interesting place. I'm still processing, to be honest.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: So should we get into it?
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, let's get into it.
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: You ladies first, you first.
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so this is our top five.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Yes we're doing Yes, thank you for doing podcasts. Yeah
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: you're yeah. I didn't do I have to say the name.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: You're a producer.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know. I mean I'm just
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: watching sound waves over here praying that it's working. Okay,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: so we'll get into my top five things that I'm
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: obsessed with, and I'm telling this list is random as hell,
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: and so I'm sorry to begin with same. My number
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: one is murder shows and jail shows. So I would
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: actually like to see if anyone, if you are listening
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: and you do this, please reach out because I my household,
• 24:53
  Speaker 2: I feel I feel alone. I feel that my boyfriend
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: Mike and I like we are alone in this. But
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: we recently found actually my mom turned it on to me,
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: so maybe it's like a generational thing or genetic, but
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: my mom turned me onto this new channel called American Crime. Okay, okay,
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: and it just has lock Up on twenty four to seven.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, like bad, like the old school ones that
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: were like really good, like like the old school lock
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: up like some.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: No variety in the shows.
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: Just just got twenty four seven okay, and it has
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: not Our TVs in our house have not been on
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: any other channel since then, like unless the news, So
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: we flip between those two. So literally all I watch
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: is murder and like.
• 25:40
  Speaker 1: Crime, the most gruesome murder. But I am not watching
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: the news.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Don't you want to know like what's going on?
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: I want to know less. I know way too much
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: of what's going on.
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: This time, like right about now.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, one wanted to know, but I'm capacity we.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Fall asleep to jail, Like is that weird?
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: Well no, and our lists are always so similar. Yeah,
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: so I mean, I know it's not. I mean, I'll
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: use that as a segue. And yes, thank you for
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: reminding people it is called top five because we were
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: picking our top five favorite things of the week. And
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: shout out to CALLI who got herself a little newly
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: subscription and put our podcasts in as the way she
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: heard about it. But I will segue right into mine.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: We're so aligned, so mine is a murder podcast. I
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: don't know if it's bad for business that I'm pointing
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: people to another podcast, but they're very different, so I
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: will go ahead and do so.
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: First of all, no, it's not weird to me.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: However, psychologists do beg to differ in terms of why
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: we are calmed by these sorts of things. Yeah, it's
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: not a good reason. I read it and I literally
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: wanted to tell the lady who wrote the article, like
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: nobody asked you. I didn't need this, but one of
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: the I have a very hard time sleeping. I haven't
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: been calm since nineteen ninety one. I've been in fight
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: or flight. I wish I wasn't, and one of sometimes
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: the only thing that can put me to sleep is
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: a murder podcast. Now for me, it started out with
• 27:13
  Speaker 3: just any old podcast, which is fine, and for me,
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: it's like I have these racing thoughts and then it
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: gets my body like activated.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: But if I'm listening to like.
• 27:21
  Speaker 3: Somebody else talking, then I'm thinking about that instead of
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: my thoughts, and then eventually it tuckers me out and
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: I fall asleep.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question, Yeah, do you don't want
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: to like like for me, like if it's something that's
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: like a storyline, like like I used to fall asleep
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: to forty eight Hours, which is like an hour long
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: show where like a crime happens and then a soft
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I want to know like how it ends, so like
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be able to go to sleep because like
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: I wanted to know the ending. So does that happen
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: to you?
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Even if it's something that's very interesting, And everyone I
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: recommend this, they say the same thing, like what if
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I'm really invested in But if your eyes are closed
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: and you're really invested in something that you're thinking about
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: for me personally, Eventually I knock out, and if I
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: do miss the ending, which I often do, the next night,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: that's where we start off again.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: I have another question, yes, dear, because I think about
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: this too, because I obviously watch TikTok as well before
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I go to bed, because we're watching Watching our phones
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: while watching TV is normally what I do before I
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: go to bed, And so I have my air pods in.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Do you fall asleep with your air pods in? So,
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: because I'm afraid of losing one, Yeah, I'm asking, so
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I have before.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Luckily, you can, like I think there's something that plays
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: a sound or you can do that. Okay, So I
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: don't know if it's on just like the case or whatever.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: I have fallen asleep with my AirPods in, but and
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: it's fine, like you just like find them in the morning.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: They're usually just right there. I mean, there's not you
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: don't do. You don't do a lot of moving in
• 28:55
  Speaker 3: your sleep other than you know, like a small radius.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: But luckily, like my boyfriend and I have different schedules
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: and he gets home later, so he typically ends his
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: night out watching TV on the couch and I'm going
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: to bed, So I don't have to have it on.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: He typically honestly falls asleep on the couch, so I
• 29:11
  Speaker 3: have the bed all to myself, which is honestly kind
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: of nice.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: I know it's your nightmare, smart.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: Because then I feel like once I wake up to
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: leave from the bed to the bedroom or leave from
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: the couch of the bedroom, then I'm like up again.
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: Right right, But not like he just stays the whole
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: night so he never gets up. Okay, yeah, so like
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: sometimes work.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: For me, No, I know, and I like, I do
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: love sleeping with him, but I'm I'm fine with you know,
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: but I'm fine with it because whatever, it's all good.
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: It's it's me and our dog in there, so he'll
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: come in. If he does come in, he'll just turn
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: it off for me. Or sometimes I wake up and
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: it's still playing in the morning. But yeah, no, so
• 29:48
  Speaker 3: you can sleep with them in But the name of
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: the podcast, which you would actually love, is called The
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: First Degree, and so their whole thing is and I
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: I want to give them credit. It's three people, two
• 30:00
  Speaker 3: girls and a guy. I think one of them is
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: like a producer for true crime true crime TV shows,
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: So you might like it.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: And I forget what the other two do. Gosh, I know, gosh,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: forgive me.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: But there's three people and their whole thing is it's
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: like a double meaning.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: So the first degree.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: They claim that everyone is just one degree away from
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: a murder, and that had my mind in a pretzel
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: because I tried to think about that for myself and
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: it's true.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: It's true. So their thing is like everyone is one
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: degree away from a murder. So each episode, I know
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: somebody that murdered someone, you're.
• 30:39
  Speaker 3: One person away, so one person removed from a situation
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: involving murder. Okay, And what they do is they only
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: do stories or you know, murder stories that they have
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: a person that they call their first degree. Also, so
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: the double meaning on the episode describing it. So like
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to think, what's like a famous one. Loreina
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: Bobbitt famously cut off her husband's stick, which justice for
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: her because everyone always thinks about that story, but like
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: she was sexually assaulted by him.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: I mean, right, just.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: Wake up one day and decided to do that.
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: No, we never do so anyways, But like my point
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: is she was the first degree in that one. So
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: maybe that's not a good example, but like and the
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: reason I found the podcast is because I was on
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: that are we Dating the same guy? Thing, which I'm
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: not allowed to publicly talk about, but I won't talk
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: about any details, and someone brought up a murder that
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: happened in Joliet, Illinois, where we are, and it was
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: a very very they called it the nightmare on whatever
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: street it happened on. I'm you know, you want me
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: to remember things I never can, but so it took.
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: So I wanted to learn more about that murder because
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: I'm like, that's not far from us, and I searched
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: it and the only podcast that covered it was this podcast,
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: So yeah, so they had it was about some students
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: who committed the murder of two other students, and they
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: had one of their teachers on, so it's like they
• 32:02
  Speaker 3: always have commentary. And then they also almost read it
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: as if it's a story, so the hosts get into it.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: But then I don't know how they.
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: Prep for this.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: It kind of hurts my mind, but they all read
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: they'll almost read the story and each take turns reading it,
• 32:16
  Speaker 3: so they must have pre written something out. But it
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: makes it really cohesive and kind of interesting to listen
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: to them. You know, trade off and then insert the
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: first degree in that, and then obviously the play is
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: that first degree murder is and usually they started out
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: with the nine to one one call that draws you
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: in and then they tell the backstory. So it's an
• 32:35
  Speaker 3: amazing podcast that I think you would love. And that
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: was a very long way of me telling you that
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: I like it.
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: But we are so aligned.
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: Oh yes, And the psychologist says that that the BET's
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: bad because why are you so comfortable in trauma?
• 32:53
  Speaker 1: And people who get scared, God bless them.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: My boyfriend gets a little scared, and I'm like, this
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: is acific murder. I don't think that you know, the
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: candy man, you know whatever, is coming to find me
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: in our apartment, you know building in.
• 33:08
  Speaker 1: Chicago, Illinois. Like now, yeah, that's not an invite.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I'm just saying it's a very specific situation that I
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: was not involved in.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: So no, I'm not scared of that then happening right.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: Right, Like even like when I was obsessed with the
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: John Bennet Ramsey case, I'm like, why does this scare you?
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: Like it's about you know, parents, and he's like, well,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: we know the killer is capable of that, and he
• 33:28
  Speaker 3: could do it again or she or whatever. So you know,
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: that's why I don't get scared. But it's bad psychologically, that.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: Sounds really cool. I'm gonna need to listen to it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: You should my list of podcasts, The First Degree, My Turn,
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: mm hmm. Okay. So when we recorded this, it's the
• 33:48
  Speaker 2: day after thetalk. The TikTok, the app known as TikTok
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: is on the app store again.
• 33:58
  Speaker 1: I don't trust it.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Which means I can now spend money on TikTok again.
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: What did you buy?
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: So? I brought something that I thought would be really fun.
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: There's a the TikTok shop. There is a uh this
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: store that I came across, uh and they make their
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: own candy okay, okay. They're called Rostitos dul Sace okay.
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: And it's all like chamoy based, which I've never had before.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: It's like that red sort of like sticky candy, like
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Mexican candy. Oh yeah, that they you could like dip
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: stuff in or whatever. So I thought I saw these
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: and I wanted and I bought them. I got them,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: and I wanted to bring them here for you to try. Okay,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: they are I haven't tried them either, so this will
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: be exciting. It'll be a little a smr moment. But
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: it's sour and spicy pickle gushers and it's a Candyes, yeah,
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: are you ready?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: So I'm gonna open this is Oh my god, this
• 35:02
  Speaker 2: is my dream doing as I am already.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, sure, okay, he just opened the bag.
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Oh oh they look real messy. Okay. Oh they're kind
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: of like oh they're like gushers. Oh my, I just
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: got a whip of like, oh.
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: Is it gross?
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Smells like pickles? Just smell it real quick? Stand up?
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 35:29
  Speaker 5: It smells like pickle chips, like when they put the
• 35:35
  Speaker 5: seasoning on it and no shade to them but chemicals.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: But I think it's gushers and they put the seasoning
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: on it. Are you ready? Okay, you can take the
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: first one? Okay, grab one.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: It's a little round.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: You ready, Yeah?
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: One?
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: Here we go, not going for my gmja.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Oh it's like spicy.
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: I don't know about that.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, that was really spicy.
• 36:08
  Speaker 1: It hate crime, but I'm gonna eat some more.
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's like spicy but picky.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: I don't it's not like bad. Maybe it is mm hmm.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: But however, gushers are very underrated.
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: You love a chewy candy?
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I do. I love a gusher. I need some water?
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: Take a step, Yeah I don't. I haven't head a
• 36:42
  Speaker 3: gushing Asian. I'm not a huge sweet girl, but if
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: I am.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so shout out zitos Do says, we might have
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: to pick something that's not pickley. Maybe that will be
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: the next thing that I buy.
• 36:53
  Speaker 1: Your mouth is like blue?
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: Is it really okay? And also you know what else
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: I need to ye? So there's this girl that now
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: I need it. I saw it. So she eats candies
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: like these that you know, maybe a little bit or
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: any food really that could be messy with your hands.
• 37:12
  Speaker 2: And so they have these like tongue things.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: Have you seen just what the United States needs a
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: vessel to shovel more candy into our unhinder our jaws
• 37:21
  Speaker 3: and just shovel it down in there.
• 37:23
  Speaker 2: It's like a little picker.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: It's like a little yeah good.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: So I think I need to buy that next. But anyway,
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: I'm upsetsed with the TikTok shop and now it's back.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Is my tongue?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 37:34
  Speaker 1: Hell yeah? Heavy Valentine's is when we're recording this.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: That was my second thing.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, your second thing.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Okay, I have a show for my next thing, and
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: it's a show that I have very much tried to
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: get you to watch and told you I thought you
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: would like it because it's so good.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: And you very much did not. So I know that
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: in twenty years, you're gonna tell me you know what's good.
• 37:58
  Speaker 3: You're gonna tell me. The White Lotus is an amazing show.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: It's so good, I think when it first came out,
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: I mean a lot of people watch it, so I'm
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: not like uncovering anything. Yeah, your your tongue is yeah,
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: I like this is all I need. No, Like, I'm
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: gonna be at my Valentine's dinner like second with this
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: blue ass tongue.
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: It's I'm not like, you know whatever. It's so good.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: A lot of people know about it, but if you
• 38:25
  Speaker 3: haven't watched it, I think it's really refreshing. I haven't
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: seen a show like that in a long time. And
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: it's it's dark humor. So every season there's a murder,
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: which you should love, but it's also you know, so
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: it's figuring out like what happened, And it's always at
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: a different resort. So the premise or promise at as
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: a really dumb dude that my friend dated used to
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: say promise, is that it's at this resort, and all
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: these different people show up to the resort on any
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: given week or whatever, like on vacation. Everyone has a
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: different story. Some people are there with their families, some
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: people are there on their honeymoon, whatever, and so it's
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: it's a resort. Each time there's always a murder. I
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: don't know how this new season will be. I think
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: it's three, but it's so good. You don't need to
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: watch any other like season to be caught up, but
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: I would because it's it's so good and it's it's
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: dark humor, which I love. Jennifer Coolidge has been in
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: it and an icon and they typically switch the characters
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: out with each location with each season, so it's different.
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: Seasons.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: No, I mean, Jennifer, Well, I don't want to spoil it,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: but there are a couple of people that they have allowed.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: To be in more than one season.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: But there's like a purpose for it, and yeah, it's
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: just it's it's so damn good. It's such an easy
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: watch and the reason I'm doing is because I think
• 39:51
  Speaker 3: it's back whenever you're listening to this, this is Friday,
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: Valentine's Day. I think it's back on Sunday, and it's
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: It's an amazing show if you have not seen it.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: So The White Lotus, I know it's like every actor's
• 40:03
  Speaker 3: dream in Hollywood right now to get on that show.
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: Everyone's agent's trying to get them on.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: And I think Arnold Schwarzenegger's son is in this new season.
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: But yeah, The White Lotus highly highly recommend.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: It's on Max and yeah there's the third season coming out.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: I need a Max subscription. I got you like I Plus,
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: but like why you know what I got? S Parahmount
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Plus is because if I ever wanted to watch Laguna Beach,
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: I could, but I haven't, so I just pay this
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: fourteen nine a month for Parahmount Plus for no reason.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I don't watch anything on there. I was on there,
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: I don't even know.
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: I wanted to watch Sylvester Stallone's family reality reality show.
• 40:45
  Speaker 3: I think it's on there, Yeah, but I wouldn't pay
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: fifteen dollars for that.
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: Zero what's your next one?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: So next one is an album I'm obsessed with right
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: now and I actually went back to it, which is
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: so weird because this is the second week that I've
• 41:02
  Speaker 2: like been I like, love an album and then I
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: leave it and then I come back, which is very
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: different for me. But the Grammys sort of change it
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: for me. Billie Eilish hit me hard and soft. And
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: so if you haven't listened to the whole album, you
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: should because the first couple listens like it's it's I
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: you say this one all the time you love an album?
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: I do love Like I love when artists like put
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: songs in a certain sequence that like tell a story, right,
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: Like I think that's really cool. Yes, but this album
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: is so cohesive to the point of where, like if
• 41:40
  Speaker 2: you don't listen to the songs in order, like the
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: transitions don't make sense. Like it literally like one song
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: will end and the next song begins, and like if
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: you were to shuffle, like it wouldn't make sense because
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: I mean, you know what I'm saying. So like I
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: just love that, like a that album is so good.
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: I mean, Phineas, even though he's creepy, like is a
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: fucking genius. But like the like the writing is so
• 42:05
  Speaker 2: good and the production is so good, and like wherever
• 42:08
  Speaker 2: you start a song is never where you end, and
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: it's it's so like conceptual to me, and I'm like,
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: I can't believe that, like one of the biggest songs
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: out right now is from that album because it doesn't
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: seem like something that would have like a huge pop hit,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: but like it's just so cool and it also like
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: it makes me want to, like the other day, listen
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: to it in the dark and turn the light on
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: that you got me that like shines on the ceiling
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: and like let the vinyl play. It was so good, Okay,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: so amazing, And there was a special edition of the
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: album that came out on vinyl only that are just
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: her vocals from the album like isolated, so like it's
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: so like creepy and cool just to like hear just
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: Billy's like voice over nothing like so so so cool.
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: I'll have to like record a snip of this is
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: literally just available on vinyl. I think it's just like
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: just it's every song, but it's just her like acousta, yeah,
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: just her voice.
• 43:04
  Speaker 3: I I tried with that album.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I'll have to listen again.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's like an environmental like you have
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: to be like in the right environment.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe like get it for me.
• 43:15
  Speaker 3: It would be probably like because when I we have
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: all the we have a million of those lights in
• 43:19
  Speaker 3: our house because I hate lights, as you know, I
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: like dark.
• 43:22
  Speaker 1: I want I want to only live in the.
• 43:24
  Speaker 3: Dark, but to have like colorful vibe lights all the time.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: So maybe you can barely see right now.
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta feel around, but like maybe like a
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: little golden hour, a glass of wine, cooking something. Oh okay, yeah,
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: well I lay in the shower all the time, and
• 43:40
  Speaker 3: I'm laying out of coun but I am a floor sitter.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: So then I'll transition just into my next album. Okay,
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: this is actually an album that you recommended to me,
• 43:50
  Speaker 3: and you do know me very well.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: Is it you sexiot by? How do I say it?
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: My god? She says that a million times, the sexual
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: you ease sexua e set. I think it's e sexual sexual.
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I don't Yeah, I don't know how to
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: say it.
• 44:10
  Speaker 1: But hold on.
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: I'm getting like very distracted some on my phone and
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: getting work techs and I need to not be.
• 44:17
  Speaker 2: Because she did that. Did you see that video she
• 44:20
  Speaker 2: did with I'm a geene Heap and with her gloves.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Have you seen this? Oh my god, Okay we're going
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: off topic, but whatever. So you know, I'm a gene
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: heap obviously she has.
• 44:33
  Speaker 3: I guess why I say it, because I've been saying it.
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: Imagine heap my whole Oh maybe I'm.
• 44:36
  Speaker 2: Saying it wrong.
• 44:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: But anyway, So she has these like glove things that
• 44:41
  Speaker 2: she puts on, and there's like electrodes and buttons and
• 44:43
  Speaker 2: all this shit, right, and that's how she performs. And
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: every time she moves her hands, like if she moves
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: her hand like this, it starts reverb. If she like
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: goes like this, it like starts whatever. So like, and
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: I when I never thought about it, but when I
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: saw the video of them together, I was like, they're
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: so similar in a way that their music styles are
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: very similar. And they she had our fucking gloves on
• 45:03
  Speaker 2: and they were like in this huge, like echoy sort
• 45:05
  Speaker 2: of room. I'll send it to you, and it was
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: like them like doing one of the songs off of
• 45:10
  Speaker 2: FK Twigs album, and it was so cool, like she's
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: like waving her arms around, it's making all these crazy
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: like sounds like I don't know, it's really cool.
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that sounds to me.
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: She I mean, I love a sad female artist, and
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: she seems that way.
• 45:24
  Speaker 1: Actually. I fell in love with her by.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: The song hold On, let Me get on my little
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: app here, because I liked the album, but the first
• 45:32
  Speaker 3: introduction Cellophane, I loved that song and it's just basically
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: a very sad FK Twigs, asking like why wasn't it me, Like,
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: why didn't I do it for you? Why don't you whatever?
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: It's very sad, which is a theme for me, right,
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: But this album you sent it to me and you
• 45:47
  Speaker 3: said it'll probably be good high or something.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: And just because it's like one of those albums where
• 45:53
  Speaker 2: like her production just period is like random noises, like shit. Yeah,
• 46:00
  Speaker 2: so it's.
• 46:00
  Speaker 3: Not necessarily an album that is for maybe not the masses.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's very niche, but it is super super cool,
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: and I just wanted to give her her flowers. She
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: she's amazing. She reminds me I tried to think of
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: people to compare her to so that if you like
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: these other artists that you might like this album. She
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: gives me a mix between Fiona Apple and b York.
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, like very true, just their styles like if
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: they messed together. B York is very much like on
• 46:32
  Speaker 3: her own island, it was like insane production, like you said,
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: but it's super cool. I mean, you may know b
• 46:38
  Speaker 3: York from the the infamous swan dress that she wore
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: to an award show. You may know FK Twigs because
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: she was with she's been with Robert Pattinson and then
• 46:47
  Speaker 3: she's also been with Shila buff. That doesn't seem like
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: it was a great relationship that one, But the album
• 46:54
  Speaker 3: is really really cool if you enjoy a gummy.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Or just if you like like you were.
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't listen to it off a gummy, but I
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: just I could hear what you meant. It's it's very
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: very cool. So props to her for that. What's your
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: next one?
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yes, And one thing I want to say about
• 47:13
  Speaker 2: f CAKE Twigs too, Yeah, I feel like if she
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: were to just sit and have like an acoustic moment,
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: like her voice would be insane too, Like not only
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: like does she have this cool production that's sort of
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: like I don't know, like not like muffles or masks
• 47:25
  Speaker 2: how she sounds, But I bet if she would just
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: were to do just like just to sing like her
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: voice is probably insane.
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she has a beautiful voice.
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: So I guess Okay, I'm gonna switch around because this
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: might make a little bit more sense. I am something
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: that I'm obsessed with watching right now on TikTok, and
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: it gives me My biggest serotonin boost is uh, who's here?
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: Oh you hear us? Okay?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Come?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 47:52
  Speaker 1: No? Where? Shut?
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah? I know I took it out a program.
• 48:04
  Speaker 1: It's coming.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, go check and then text me.
• 48:08
  Speaker 1: Wait, is our podcast going through everyone's board?
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: No, for some reason, this studio is tied to thirteen
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: ninety for some reason.
• 48:14
  Speaker 1: And are we on thirteen No?
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no, it's just it's just in the
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: studio in the.
• 48:18
  Speaker 1: Board, Okay. Our religious stations.
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should leave that in because it's something that.
• 48:24
  Speaker 1: This is not professional.
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah. My biggest serotonin boost right now would have to
• 48:30
  Speaker 2: be watching people react and discover some of my favorite music,
• 48:39
  Speaker 2: So like, yeah, do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah,
• 48:42
  Speaker 2: And it'll so like now all of a sudden, if
• 48:45
  Speaker 2: I hear a song that I'm like, oh my god,
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: I really love. Like the other day, I was on
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: TikTok and just going down to random rabbit holes and
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: one of my favorite How many times can I talk
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: about Sissa in a podcast, but I was one of
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: my favorite Scissa songs.
• 48:56
  Speaker 1: You're going to be put on some sort of security, I.
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: Know, like Google, like sizza F two f is the
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: name of the song reactions and then then I go
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: down a rabbit hole of watching people react and hear
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: the song for the first time and like loving it
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: and like it's almost like validation of like, yeah, oh,
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I love this song for this reason. But now someone
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: else was like a complete stranger who like is completely
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: different from me, heard it and thought the same thing.
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: I love those videos, but I just love that it's
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: not enough for you to eat something or to listen
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: to something.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: You need to watch people eat that something.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: You can listen to that something, But I do I mean,
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: for me, I'm so endeared to people listening to Taylor
• 49:37
  Speaker 3: songs for the first time because I think she's minimized
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: to such I don't know, like you know twenty two
• 49:43
  Speaker 3: and all those you know things, and I think that
• 49:45
  Speaker 3: people don't realize how unreal Like she's a poet.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: I mean, her writing is say.
• 49:49
  Speaker 2: To the lyrics and you actually like read what she's
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: saying like.
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: It's I love those videos.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: It's crazy. Yeah, so that's like my newest Like I've
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: moved on from muck bangs for the time being, and
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: now I'm watching people react. But the thing is, like
• 50:06
  Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of people watch these that
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: they're like, oh, I wonder how this product might be
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: or this like whatever might be right then they watch
• 50:14
  Speaker 2: people use it to like see if it's good or not.
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: Like I'm more like, no, I want to feel validated
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: in my choice that I like like this music.
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: Does that make sense No, because music is subjective and
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: you should like whatever you like. But I do like
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: what because I think we're both very music driven. I
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: get the thing and I think there's a name for it.
• 50:32
  Speaker 3: But I get goosebumps when something resonates with me or
• 50:35
  Speaker 3: when something's powerful on my little thighs, and so I
• 50:39
  Speaker 3: think like just hearing that other people are having the
• 50:43
  Speaker 3: same experience, but maybe we're having it internally and other
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: people are having it, you know on TikTok.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I get that, and I love those videos too.
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: I have I have like kind of a heavy thing
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: and then.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: A very light thing. I should probably do the heavy
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: ish thing and then and then the light one completely. Okay, okay, perfect,
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: I have two more right, yeah, I go, then you go,
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: then I go one more time.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: Okay. So a book recommendation. I do read.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: Contrary to popular belief. No, no one's ever said that,
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: But I do read. I'm very niche on what I read.
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: For me, I only enjoy reading biographies and autobiographies. I
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: don't know why. I have a really hard time with
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: shit that can't happen. My friends are all into the
• 51:23
  Speaker 3: fairy fucking books and the dragon and it's I'm like
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: sitting there, like, like really they all love that stuff.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: I I don't know. I just don't like a book
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: like I like things. I just want to learn about
• 51:36
  Speaker 1: specific people. That's what I like.
• 51:38
  Speaker 3: And this might hit people for a bunch of different reasons,
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: but Matthew Perry's book is one of the best books
• 51:45
  Speaker 3: I've ever read, and he wrote it, yes before he died,
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: the late Matthew Perry. He played Chandler on Friends, and
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: so I think a couple different people if you have
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: not read this, will like this book.
• 51:57
  Speaker 1: Friends fans we are wild, like I truly think.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: They are friend to the point where I'll be like, oh,
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: Chandler said, you know whatever, I'm crazy about Friends.
• 52:03
  Speaker 1: It's a comfort show. It's my mom's comfort show.
• 52:07
  Speaker 3: She watched it so much when she was pregnant that
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: my sister like recognized the voices. And so Friends fans
• 52:13
  Speaker 3: will love it because there is a little I mean,
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: he talks a lot about Friends. I mean, it's a
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: huge focal point in the book. But even bigger than
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: that is addiction, and it's something that's so uh, you know,
• 52:24
  Speaker 3: I'm so passionate about breaking the stigma for a lot
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: of reasons. I have a lot of sober people in
• 52:30
  Speaker 3: my life who have who have struggled. And then also
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: I've lost more probably people than or I've known more
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: people than anyone probably should who have died of overdoses.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: So and ultimately, unfortunately, that's how we lost Matthew Perry.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: And I do think that he does an amazing job.
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: If you maybe love someone who struggles with addiction and
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: you can't understand what's going on with them and you're
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: so frustrated, I think he does a great job of
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: explaining like the struggle, and throughout the book he gets sober,
• 53:02
  Speaker 3: he falls off the wagon. He said he wanted to
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: wait to write the book to a point where he
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: knew he was going to stay sober for a while,
• 53:10
  Speaker 3: I think, which makes his death so tragic, although that
• 53:14
  Speaker 3: death is very nuanced. He was getting treatment for addiction
• 53:19
  Speaker 3: via ketamine and then was able to purchase it illegally
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: and do an illegal amount. So I do think that
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: he was on a really good path in his life,
• 53:30
  Speaker 3: and so I think it makes it heartbreaking, but it's
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: a very great description of just what that struggle looks
• 53:36
  Speaker 3: like and what he went through. And it starts out
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: from when he was a child and actually when he
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: was a baby, he was colicky, and I know back
• 53:45
  Speaker 3: in the day, I mean I understand, like mothers get
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: so frustrated because that your baby is crying so much
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: and you don't know how to soothe them. And there
• 53:53
  Speaker 3: was a medication that I believe they used to give
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: people that had I don't know what the specific class
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: of would be, but a downer in it to calm
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: a baby down. And he thinks that's where his addiction started. Wow,
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: So like when he was an infant, and then he
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: describes like the first time he tried drinking and how
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: it made him feel, and like maybe how it makes
• 54:14
  Speaker 3: someone feel that has addiction problems versus you know, when
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: you or I may have had our first sip of alcohol.
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: And he also talks about I'm also very endeared to
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: it because he talks about being what he calls an
• 54:26
  Speaker 3: unaccompanied minor. And my parents have been divorced since I
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: was one and a half, and I used to have
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: to fly. I've flown by myself, like a decent amount
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: of times at that young age, Like I was flying
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: by myself maybe when I was like six. You know,
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: my one time, my beloved late grandma actually got on
• 54:43
  Speaker 3: a flight to fly me to Chicago to meet my
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: mom for a business trip and then flew back in
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: the same day directly after, which is to avoid me
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: being alone. But there are other trips like that I
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: had to go meet my mom because she would get
• 54:53
  Speaker 3: she used to work in sales and she'd be on
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: these trips, and so I would fly by myself. And
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: they call you an unaccompanied minor, and it's like a
• 54:59
  Speaker 3: wild extra sperience. Like I remember one time, like panicking,
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: which this would be you two now right right literally now.
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: They used to serve kids, they used to serve dinner,
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: They used to serve food on every flight, and I
• 55:11
  Speaker 3: remember they were serving dinner and I told the the swartest.
• 55:14
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, that's okay.
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: I don't want any because I thought it costs money.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: And I was so scared to like get it because
• 55:20
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think I have money, which I'm
• 55:21
  Speaker 3: sure I did, but I was just so nervous. I
• 55:23
  Speaker 3: didn't know how to pay for something. So I didn't
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: eat because I was like so nervous. But I was
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: very much endeared to him because his dad was an actor,
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: is an actor, and.
• 55:34
  Speaker 1: His mom worked for Trudeau's dad. They're Canadian.
• 55:37
  Speaker 3: Actually, his stepdad is also Keith Morris, and so it's
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: it's wild. Yes he's Canadian, so you know he had
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: to fly to go meet his dad in Hollywood, and
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: so it's just a very interesting story. I think that
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: a lot of people would enjoy. I think it's an
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: important book if you're looking for something like that.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, right, turn alert.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm right, I'm doing something stupid for the less.
• 56:04
  Speaker 2: Mine is stupid and I'm getting a text. Okay, we're
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: not in another studio on the religious station right now,
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: so we uh, if there's a rewards club or a
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: badge that I could win by purchasing something. I'm gonna
• 56:23
  Speaker 2: do it. Like what So the Duncan app has recently
• 56:28
  Speaker 2: released these things called badges okay, Yes, And if you
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: purchase certain things like order it in a certain amount
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: of time, you get points and a badge. Okay, Tha
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: did you hear that?
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: My throat just made it? Really?
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: You're trying to make some money? So so far do
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: you want to the badges I have so far?
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Sure?
• 56:54
  Speaker 2: Okay? I have the Fall for Pumpkin badge okay, which
• 56:57
  Speaker 2: was like their early fall order pumpkin in Okay, Like,
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: if you order five pumpkin drinks in five days, you
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: get uh Fall for Pumpkin badge.
• 57:06
  Speaker 1: What does the badge get you?
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: Just nothing? Just so that? Then I have the donut
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: double dare okay?
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Cool?
• 57:14
  Speaker 2: So I had to buy donut holes.
• 57:19
  Speaker 1: Don't know what? I don't know what. We're both so tired.
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: Don'nut holes don't.
• 57:30
  Speaker 1: Huh a stroke? Let me see your face? Are you buy.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: He's having your stroke and he has a blue tongue.
• 57:48
  Speaker 2: Donut holes.
• 57:52
  Speaker 1: Don't a hose. I'm sure they appreciate that fine endorsement.
• 57:59
  Speaker 1: A hose? Okay?
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I while we're talking about the Duncan app then the
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: badges are I mean ways they do it too, and
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: like they don't do anything.
• 58:06
  Speaker 1: So that's hilarious that you're into this spot.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: Duncan's gotta be losing money because one thing about Duncan
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: is they're gonna give you five things for two dollars,
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: and I'm like, I don't even know if I.
• 58:14
  Speaker 1: Want food that cheap, Like, how are you affording to
• 58:17
  Speaker 1: do this?
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: No, well that's next week because now I have to
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: get my next badge. So next week I have to
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: buy four of those Dunkings meals and it comes with
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: a sausage sandwich. I don't like sausage like that, so
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: now I'll probably bring it here and have someone eat it.
• 58:36
  Speaker 2: But like I have to because like I my thing,
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: I have zero, like I do'm not. Today I got
• 58:45
  Speaker 2: the Espresso your Love badge, so that's really exciting. And
• 58:50
  Speaker 2: then also I got Team Icy Joe. I got that
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: badge for drinking iced beverages.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: Do you need me to like make you a little
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: prize chart and like the use badges and stickers for
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: doing well like this?
• 59:00
  Speaker 2: So now I have and sixty six points. So now
• 59:03
  Speaker 2: I'm going to get like so many free coffee.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: Okay, I mean they do have like I will say,
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: there are a lot of companies that have apps and
• 59:09
  Speaker 3: rewards programs that don't do shit dunking, don't.
• 59:12
  Speaker 2: Don't get Yeah, you can actually get real stuff for free.
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: I know our coworker for an entire month brought me
• 59:17
  Speaker 3: a little wrap because she said it was cheaper to
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: get a coffee and two raps, and it was.
• 59:23
  Speaker 1: To just get her coffee or so. I was like,
• 59:24
  Speaker 1: I don't understand. But every morning she blessed me with
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: a rap and I was like, you know, I love it.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: I love food.
• 59:30
  Speaker 3: I took it a donnah hoo, a donnah hole, don't
• 59:34
  Speaker 3: a hole. We need to wrap this because you're melting away. Okay,
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: so my last one, we don't have to spend a
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: lot of time on it. But men's fashion period, I
• 59:47
  Speaker 3: love that the men are being objectified. We're wearing tight things,
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: we're wearing low cut things. We're seeing asses, we're seeing packages,
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: We're men are in ball bottoms. Men are I mean,
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: men are wearing like they got their cleaving, they got
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: their titties out. Men are out here taking fashion wrisks
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: and I think for so long, like it would be
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: like we'd be at the Mechal.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't, but it's a dream, so I'm manifesting it.
• 1:00:10
  Speaker 3: And you'd see like all these women having crazy fashion
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: wrists and crazy amazing outfits and you're just in a
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: black suit, like, come on, try harder boring. So I
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: love you know. I I love when an ankle was showing.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 3: I like the flared pants. Look.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 1: I I'm into that. You need to, you need to.
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: You could get him in sweat, you can get him
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: in jeans, And I love you know. I'm I'm half Italian,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 3: so I already love leopard print. I think leopard is
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: a neutral. I will wear leopard with anything. I'm crazy
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: for that. But I love men in leopard. They're starting
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 3: to wear you know how men wear those like silky
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 3: or soft like T shirt button down shirts, which is
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: the new trend, which is I love.
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: It's hot. I love a man in leopard like we're
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 1: taking risks.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: Men, and I like it, like it's time we have
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: men in pearl necklaces. I mean, we have all kinds
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: of things, men and dresses, men and skirts. Men's fashion
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 3: is chef's kiss right now, I think they're crushing it,
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 3: maybe even more than the girls right now, and I
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 3: just I love to see it. I want you boys
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 3: to slut it up like we have for years. Slut
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 3: me out, make it tight, make it low. Cut the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: shorts next summer, I better see. I want you just
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: in like the shorts. That's why my boyfriend always says,
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I'm like, we can go higher on the end seam.
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: He's like, like, I can't, Like I have a dick,
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 3: I want it dunk and bodaho. So men's fashion, and
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: then are we doing?
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: Are we doing a thing we absolutely hate?
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 2: Crap? I don't have one, but we can. If you
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: want to go first, I'll go first.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 1: And then I also thought of we could do every.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: Week our cry of the week, because I think that
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 3: that's hysterical because we both cry so much.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 1: So I'll do both.
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 3: First, My cry of the week is when we were
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 3: in Salt Lake City, there's a slight time difference, and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: also we you know our little we didn't know our
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: lay of the land, whatever new studios, and so we
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: were waking up at literally two thirty, yes in the morning,
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: and La Manyana actually two thirty, and I wasn't adjusting
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: my bedtime because I'm not going to about it at five.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: Pm, I can't.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 3: So by the time we got to I can't remember
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: which day we got to.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 1: I was just so tired. I just burst out in tears.
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 1: So that was my cry of the week. Have you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: did you cry this week?
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: I did? When I will say in bed with the
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: Plague double Dragon. Well this I don't know if this
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: is a sad cry or happy cry, but I get
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: very emotional when I get tired or sick. Yeah, you're sick,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: and I was both. So I was watching an episode
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: of the Office that I watched probably a hundred times,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 2: and I'm crying to it still, like I just love love.
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: It was Jim and Pam, and you don't know what
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: that means, but like.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: I do, I do know that much. Yes I did.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: It was just like a sweet moment between them and
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: he cried. I cried. Yeah.
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 1: I think I cried yesterday too.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so I Yeah. I wasn't feeling well either, and
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 3: so that might be a thing.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 1: I think. Just exhaust everything makes me cry.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: Actually, you can call it the crash out of the
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: week because sometimes I think, like I want to talk
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: about when I get mad too, so it could be
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: mad sad. Okay, I can get mad more often than cry,
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 2: I think.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, I'm trying to think of all right,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: crash out of the week.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 1: I like that.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: As for my thing that I absolutely hate of the week,
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: that was your suggestion, But you don't have anything ready
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: and this is something that you're not going to get.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: But I need to talk about it. I need to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: stand on the soapbox and talk about it. Toilet paper, okay,
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 3: my number one up now if you are a vagina
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 3: having human toilet paper. Now, I don't know if anyone
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: else has this problem, but I am fucking sick of it.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 1: So obviously, ladies.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 3: We wipe when we go pee, and you don't actually
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: wipe both things, even if I just pee. I think
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: I think I do, like, I think I do wipe
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: both just to like make sure everything's good.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Anyway, when you're when you have a vagina, it's like a.
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 3: Venus fly trap for little rolls of toilet for the
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: toilet paper. Okay, so we venus fly trap onto it.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 3: And I don't know I might be stealing this, do
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: I think? Maybe Whitney Cummings said it, but my pussy
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: be rolling joints, okay, And when you wipe, like it
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: rolls the joints and like sometimes it detaches from the
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: toilet paper and like the little joints fall on the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: ground sometimes, Like I don't know you no, like I.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 1: Mean you might, I mean listening. No, I'm not prickly
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: on the inside of my vagina where I'm wiping. Why
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 1: not prickly anywhere? Excuse you? How fucking dare you?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: I have hardwood floors, but no, like you wipe inside,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: and that's where it's you know, like, yeah, yes, I'm
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: smooth like a can dot. You wipe inside, so it
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: has nothing to do with.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: Hair inside you inside.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: I pee from inside. I pee from inside, and you're
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: gonna not believe this. But it's a different hole than
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: I have sex with.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: No I know that.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 1: Oh good, okay, because you've have had sex with five
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 1: women despite being a gay man.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: But I didn't I thought you wiped on the outside.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I didn't know you like go in with the toilet paper.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: Well the outside's not wet.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 2: Well maybe there was like some dribble or something.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, but yeah, no, I I like dab
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 1: in the yeah, yeah.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: And it's like, you know, the shape that it is
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: and the fact that it's moist, and the toilet paper
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: I got. I have these little I don't know, these
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: little toilet paper balls and it drives me fucking nuts
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: and I'm sick of it.
• 1:05:37
  Speaker 1: But I have to wipe.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah you should, I mean, yeah, you do want.
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: A well I currently have one, So happy Valentine's Day,
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: that is. Yes, that's why I cried yesterday. I mean,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: it's not like fun. I mean you actually I think you.
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I think you actually could pass a UDI.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: But I have been on meds for it for a
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 3: few days, so I don't think I could.
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 1: But I don't know that I even want to.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: But I was like partially crying because A, it doesn't
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: feel well, and be I was trying to get late
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: for Valentine's Day. So we'll see where I am in
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: my MUDs. Yeah, t M I yeah, good luck to everyone. Well,
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: he was just like, actually, I don't know if I
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: should say that part.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: He was just if they made it this far. They
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: were a minute an hour at six in. If they
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: made it.
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: This far, all right, if you're my boyfriend, don't listen,
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 3: And if you're my boyfriend's family.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Don't listen to this part.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: But he was very much like, let me get to
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 3: the butt hole, like I'm fine, and I was like,
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: I was like, girl, just get away from me, like stop.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: You know what I don't understand, Like I don't have
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: an ass at all. Yeah, but the I don't These
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: men I date, why are they so into getting.
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 1: There to doing stuff there?
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 2: Fun?
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: No, it's not fun, it's not And I mean, listen,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: I I'm never.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 2: It's like they want to get somewhere they think they can't.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 1: They can't.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: I've never been mad at a finger, you know, I
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 3: have them tiny, So it's you know, a little bit
• 1:07:13
  Speaker 3: farther from there, and we both have a cut butt,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: so it's you know, that's a story for another time.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: But I don't know, it's just like what do you
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 1: what are you doing?
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 3: You want to get Like yeah, I'm not going to
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: say what he said, but I just and it wasn't
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: even necessarily like doing it in the back door.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: It was just it's very much and.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, you know, yeah, I don't know how
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 3: that one's going to go over a butt.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, just leave me alone. I don't feel well.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: Right I'm sick, was a lot sick to get up early.
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, No, I was like, come on, it doesn't
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: mean find another entrance right or area to focus on.
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to think about a booty hall
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 2: after everything that happened between my boyfriend the last two
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: weeks of being sick, Nothing about a booty hall would.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Nothing scares these men, Like they'll know that I had
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: some sort of situation.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: And they still they're like, I trust you.
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, I mean, don't trust me, Like I've
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 3: never like had a disaster situation. But it's just like,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 3: why are you so down to get there?
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: Right? To go there? You're trying to get to the
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 1: food comes? Oh god, he's calling me right now. I'm scared. Scared.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: He probably we're probably broadcasting here. He's probably like, are.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: You talking about me trying to get in your asshole
• 1:08:32
  Speaker 3: on thirteen ninety?
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 2: Oh my god. Okay, well let me do the thing
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: I hate and then we can wrap her up.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were going to do something that
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 1: I hate. When you do? Oh no, I was like,
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: what is it?
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: I don't want to know what I don't what I hate?
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: What I hate?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 1: What do you hate?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 2: Is what I'm ordering food, okay, be it in person
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 2: or in the drive through. And it has happened to
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 2: me both times in this week, in this week, this week,
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 2: when I order one item and then they go, is
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: that all? No, it's not all because I want a
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: number six and a chill loopa and a five layer
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 2: burrito and a side. If you're not going to judge,
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 2: I want five more things. So don't I feel shamed
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 2: as a as a consumer if you're trying to wrap
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: me up and I'm not even close to being.
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: Done, so orderment? How could they what about anything? Would
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: you like anything else? Or how would you want them
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: to say it?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 2: That's okay, okay, just don't ever think that you're terminating
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: my order.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, because we want more.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: I will always order more, Okay, you get what I'm saying. No,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 2: because I feel like, oh, you don't think I should
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 2: order anything else?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: But a bitch is hungry, right, I don't need your judgment?
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because no one has and I know people say
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: no one has ever seen them in a were spot
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: than the gas station.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: For me, it's a drive through. If I'm like, because.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 3: I don't you know, I live downtown and I don't
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 3: drive as much as you do. So if I'm in
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: a drive through, I'm either unless I'm on a road trip,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: I'm like hung the fuck over.
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm in a dire need and like a blood
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 1: sugar dropped like I'm not.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: And usually that's no makeup like gross ass you know,
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: hair or whatever.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: But I do feel shamed.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: I also feel shame when they give me two sets
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: of silverware and it's just for it's just for me, yeah,
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: or when Taco Bill when I order it because it's
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 3: like almost one damn near one of everything for me.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 3: They use those fucking purple stickers to close your bag
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: because if it's so hard to close with all the food.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: In the cup, do they ever put it over your
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: straw hole? They put it over the straw hole and
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: then the sticker will cup off the cup.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: No, they don't.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 3: I don't get see one thing about me is I'm
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: not getting a Baja blast.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: Oh No, I get either the Gatorade or the strawberry
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: lemonade duggle Buck Love lemonade. But they think, okay, so
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 2: you know, like the top where the straw goes right here?
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 1: No, I see it, Yeah, the.
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: Sticker over it so then when you go to peel
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 2: it off, it peels off in pieces and it.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 1: Won't come off the hall stupid.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 2: So then I have to like stab it to get
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 2: don't put the sticker over the hole.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: So not the straw hole, the hole that the straw
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: go's into. Yes, okay, yeah, yeah, then you're eating like paper.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 2: Literally there's paper in my lemonade.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, not the lemonade.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well that was a don't ever ask me, is
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: that all right?
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: No, it's not.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: Just assume the answer is.
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 1: No, it's not. No. Maybe we're trying to We got
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: to unbutton the pains.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: I'm here for a purpose and a reason.
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, right, don't okay, I get that. I feel that.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: Do we address all of our listener comments? People said,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: what how? What time are we at? People said that,
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: don't make it shorter.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: We're at one hour and eleven minutes, Jesus.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: Longer than the last time.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, well we better wrap this up and
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 3: get this uploaded because our one listener.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Would be very upseting.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: It takes seven hours to manifest out of this little
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 2: box thing here.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 1: All right, we'll see you next week.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Bye,