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Phone Tap PODCAST: The Hotel is Messed Up · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: I'm Bradley Johnson with twenty eight hundred duy away. Not
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  Speaker 1: getting behind the wheel after drinking is the best choice.
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  Speaker 1: But if you're pulled over, the next best choice it's
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  Speaker 1: to call one eight hundred duy away another jubilas on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety two point five. Hello. Hi,
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  Speaker 1: my name is Willie Stroker and I'm calling from these Marriott.
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  Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with Nina Garner. You're speaking
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  Speaker 1: to her. Hi, Nina. I work in the reservations department
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  Speaker 1: here at the Marriott, and I was just calling to
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  Speaker 1: confirm a couple dates with you. Okay, And what did
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  Speaker 1: you say? Your name was again, Willie Stroker? Willie, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: thank you, no problems. So you're staying with us for
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  Speaker 1: seven days coming up next week, starting on the twentieth.
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  Speaker 1: Is that correct? Yeah, that's right. Okay. We're really looking
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  Speaker 1: forward to it. Well, you couldn't be coming at a
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  Speaker 1: more wonderful time a year. The island is beautiful and
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  Speaker 1: the weather is perfect right now. It's great. That sounds wonderful.
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  Speaker 1: My husband and I are really looking forward to this.
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  Speaker 1: We need it. Yeah, yeah, I think we all do. Anyway,
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  Speaker 1: our hotel, on the other hand, is going through some
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  Speaker 1: changes and I just want to let you know about
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  Speaker 1: those before you arrive. Okay changes, Yeah, Currently our housekeeping
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  Speaker 1: service is non existent. What Yeah, I don't really know
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  Speaker 1: what happened. They walked off the job yesterday, so it
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  Speaker 1: might be a strike issue. Haven't really heard much about it.
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  Speaker 1: That Are you going to get it fixed before we come?
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  Speaker 1: I doubt it. I'm hearing from my higher ups. It's
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  Speaker 1: going to be a few months probably before we get
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  Speaker 1: the housekeepers back. That's going to leave us in a pickle.
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  Speaker 1: I mean that's so basy, I know, trust me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just the one that's making the phone call here.
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  Speaker 1: But I do want you to expect towels not to
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  Speaker 1: be clean dirty sheets when you arrive. But still, I
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  Speaker 1: mean the people that stay here are very clean, so's
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna be. Well, that doesn't help with housekeeping my room.
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  Speaker 1: You need to do something about this before we get there. Well,
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  Speaker 1: we're encouraging our guests to bring their own sheets and
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  Speaker 1: towels if they're uncomfortable with that. So you've got to
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  Speaker 1: be killed me. No, No, I wish I was. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: what's the point of staying in a hotel for a
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  Speaker 1: vacation if you don't have housekeeping or even clean linens. Well,
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  Speaker 1: like I said, the weather is amazing right now. Who
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  Speaker 1: needs towels and sheets when you got great weather outside? Oh,
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  Speaker 1: this is more than annoying. Have you ever heard of
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  Speaker 1: the biker group the Hell's Angels. What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: They're having their annual convention here at the exact time
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  Speaker 1: as you're staying. So we're also letting guests that are
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  Speaker 1: staying in the hotel at that time. No, it could
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  Speaker 1: get a little chaotic. Those guys are wild cards, you
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  Speaker 1: know what. Yeah, I can't even fathom why you're doing this.
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  Speaker 1: And we're coming there to relax and to rest and
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  Speaker 1: to get it the rat race. Yeah, you're giving us
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  Speaker 1: a rat race. Well that's why I thought I should
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  Speaker 1: call you. I checked your room, and your room is
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  Speaker 1: flanked by two Hell's Angels. They'll be staying right next year,
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  Speaker 1: and I just want to let you know that because
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  Speaker 1: those guys, they stay up late and they party a
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  Speaker 1: little bit, but they're nice. I'm really stressed right now.
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  Speaker 1: I know that obviously, having dirty towels and sheets and
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  Speaker 1: staying with a bunch of Hell's Angels is not ideal,
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  Speaker 1: But I do have good news for you. I would
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  Speaker 1: love to hear it, because all I've heard so far
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  Speaker 1: is bad news. We are renovating the floor above you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. Are you kidding me right now? No,
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  Speaker 1: not at all. It's going to be gorgeous when they're done,
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  Speaker 1: but that's not when we're there. Well, when you come
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  Speaker 1: back and stay with us again, because you're gonna want to,
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  Speaker 1: it's gonna look amazing and you could probably get a
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  Speaker 1: room on that floor pretty easily. Are you an imbecile
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  Speaker 1: You think after a stay like this, I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: come back again? This is just totally unprofessional. First, you
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  Speaker 1: tell me there's no housekeeping and there's no clean linnens.
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  Speaker 1: Even if we were to accept that, Yeah, don't forget
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  Speaker 1: about the Hell's Angels. The Hell's Angels will also be
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  Speaker 1: I'm getting there. I'm getting there. Okay. They're loud, they're noisy,
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  Speaker 1: they're disrespectful, and those are going to be the people
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  Speaker 1: we're with. Well, and there's going to be construction going
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  Speaker 1: on above you too, so it could get noisy. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I almost forgot about the best part. And our chef
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  Speaker 1: left some sort of wages. Your chef left, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: no food. What is going on there? Why do you
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  Speaker 1: even have your doors open? Well, that's another thing too,
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  Speaker 1: the front door is broken. I don't know whether to
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  Speaker 1: laugh or cry. You should probably laugh because this is
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  Speaker 1: actually a prank phone call. It's fun. It's a prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. This is actually Jewel from Brook and Jewel
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  Speaker 1: in the morning doing a phone tap on you and
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  Speaker 1: your husband Max set you up. Oh my god, Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god. I can't believe he'd do that too. He
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  Speaker 1: told me you were stressing about vacation and want to
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  Speaker 1: play a joke on you. You know, out of all
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  Speaker 1: the news you gave me, the only thing I thought
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  Speaker 1: that might be a little acceptable is the Hell's Angels.
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  Speaker 1: You know those guys might be fun to party with. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Probably Hell's Angels and dirty Sheets. I'm in oh man,
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  Speaker 1: wake up every morning with yes