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Phone Tap: Pothole Phobia · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred away. In today's
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  Speaker 1: phone tap, have you ever been frustrated with the city?
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me let me rephrase that. Have you
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  Speaker 1: ever been frustrated with the city in the last ten minutes? Well,
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  Speaker 1: because depending on where you live, it can feel like
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  Speaker 1: you're paying taxes on everything and they're just shutting down
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  Speaker 1: the bridge that goes to your house. Or no, I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna say, nothing gets done, or things take forever,
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  Speaker 1: like a certain questionable bridge. Yeah. Anyway, today we call
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  Speaker 1: a guy who just wants a simple fix for a
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  Speaker 1: pothole that's been there on his street. They don't have
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  Speaker 1: time for the Well, he's emailed the city about at it,
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  Speaker 1: even left a few angry voicemails, and now finally he
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  Speaker 1: is going to get a response. That response is Jose
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  Speaker 1: pranking him. I'll teach you to ask for improvements in
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  Speaker 1: this town. It's your phone tap, right, now the twenties. Hello, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and that's when I shouted back, dude, those aren't gummy bears,
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  Speaker 1: those are live bees. Hello. Hello, oh hi? Sorry is
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  Speaker 1: this Joshwood? Yes? This is Josh. Shoot. Who's this? Hey Josh.
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  Speaker 1: My name's Travis. I work in road maintenance for the city,
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  Speaker 1: and I see here you file the complaint about a pothole.
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  Speaker 1: Huh yeah, thank god, somebody's finally called me back. It's
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  Speaker 1: like been three to four weeks since I filed that complaint.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, on ten Street near the intersection of Evergreen. Yep,
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  Speaker 1: that we saw it. We saw that, so well you
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  Speaker 1: saw it. Are you going to fix it? I mean,
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  Speaker 1: because not just me has been complained about this. Well,
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  Speaker 1: you know, not to make an excuse, but the city's
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  Speaker 1: budget has been really cut and I'm literally the only
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  Speaker 1: guy who laughed on staff for fixing pot holes. So
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  Speaker 1: I am which so sorry. It's taken so long, man,
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  Speaker 1: What are you telling me? You're you actually the guy
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  Speaker 1: that goes in and fills in these poddles. You're the
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  Speaker 1: only one. It's just me, so low numero o. No,
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  Speaker 1: that's ridiculous. The economy, you know, inflation or more like deflation,
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  Speaker 1: because pot holes, right, they can deflate your your tires.
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  Speaker 1: You probably don't think that's that funny. Not really? Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: all right, well how long is what's the time frame then?
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  Speaker 1: Do you have some kind of an eta I'm done
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  Speaker 1: being able to fix this or what totally? Yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: would say like probably in the next few um like
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  Speaker 1: weeks or months hopefully. No, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: I mean so basically, this is a call just to
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  Speaker 1: tell me that this isn't gonna happen. Am I Is
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  Speaker 1: that correct? No, you're not correct, because I'm actually calling
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  Speaker 1: wondering there's a chance that you could fix it? You
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  Speaker 1: mean I could fix it. I'm not gonna help because
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  Speaker 1: I wouldn't even know the first thing about fixing the pothole.
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  Speaker 1: I actually have a few YouTube links that I found,
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  Speaker 1: and I can send you some tools and supplies. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure you can get it done quit quicker than the
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  Speaker 1: city will. I think you need to look at how
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  Speaker 1: you were hired, because this is really your your freaking job, dude.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my responsibility. Yeah, yeah, I mean what I
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  Speaker 1: pay taxes for sure, but look, it's kind of complicated.
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  Speaker 1: It's not complicing. You're still in a hole. Well kind
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  Speaker 1: of have an issue though. I was recently diagnosed with
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  Speaker 1: the fear of holes. Oh my god, I'm just I'm paranoid.
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  Speaker 1: I freeze up, I get antsy. And this sounds like
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  Speaker 1: a really big pothole, and so that that's even more scary.
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  Speaker 1: Let me let me Okay, I don't thin get this straight.
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  Speaker 1: I just so I hear the words coming out of
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  Speaker 1: my mouth. Okay, the guy who is hired to fix
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  Speaker 1: potholes isn't afraid of holes. Well, that is kind of silly.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of ironic. I guess when you say it
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  Speaker 1: like that I did, this is the most ridiculous thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard. Well, I mean, you've heard a lion
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  Speaker 1: tamers being scared of lions, right, or like magicians being
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  Speaker 1: afraid of cards. I feel like you're just making the
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  Speaker 1: sup so you don't have to do anything work. That's
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  Speaker 1: what it sounds like to me. Oh work, forgot to
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  Speaker 1: tell you. Um, that's another thing I was diagnosed with.
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  Speaker 1: And you're not gonna believe what. I'm not gonna believe that.
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  Speaker 1: You're right. I'm scared of work, So you don't even
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  Speaker 1: I don't even Yeah, it's a personal fear of work
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  Speaker 1: or manual labor either or yea. So again I apologize,
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  Speaker 1: but if you could just find it in your heart
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  Speaker 1: to be kind and help here, I'm not gonna help.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not gonna help. If you're not gonna do it,
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna call your boss and you're gonna get fired,
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  Speaker 1: all right, I mean that's bottom all. Please don't do that. Yeah, no,
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  Speaker 1: that sounds like I really need this job. Just give
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  Speaker 1: me your name, because you said it the start that
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  Speaker 1: I would tell you. But I'm also afraid of name. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Obviously you think this is really funny, but it's just not.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, it is kind of funny because you absolutely
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  Speaker 1: fell for every single joke that I've said so far,
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  Speaker 1: and you still think this is a real phone call.
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  Speaker 1: So even though I'm scared of phones, this it's a
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  Speaker 1: breaklon call. Jeffrey in the Morning. Why sorry, my name's
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  Speaker 1: jose Radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a prank phone call on you right now. Man.
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  Speaker 1: You were set up by your wife, Chloe. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 1: she said that you were complaining about this pothole outside
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  Speaker 1: your house for weeks and nothing's been happening, so she
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  Speaker 1: knew you would be vulnerable and ready to go. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she got me. Well I think we got you too.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, I'm going to send you those links
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  Speaker 1: on YouTube. Pretty helpful. Okay, all you need is a
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  Speaker 1: jackhammer and about fifty pounds of cement. No problem, I
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  Speaker 1: got that good. I'm gonna send you forty other potholes.
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  Speaker 1: You can fix two because I am scared of them.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning. When he was on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning