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Phone Tap: New Emergency Contact · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our favorite things to do when prank calling
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  Speaker 1: someone at their work, if they're in a medium sized
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  Speaker 1: building with like lots of employees, there is basically to
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  Speaker 1: say hey, I'm the new guy. Yeah, and then classic
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  Speaker 1: can make it awkward as quickly as possible because they
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  Speaker 1: have to be nice to the new guy. Right, they
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  Speaker 1: can't yell at them in the first three minutes. No, okay,
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  Speaker 1: well this guy can't. But I didn't want to provoke him.
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  Speaker 1: I just had to tell him something really really important
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  Speaker 1: in your phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, This is Dennis.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Dennis, my name is Garrett. I work over in
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  Speaker 1: the marketing side of things. I just got hired here.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, awesome, Yeah, welcome to the company. Right,
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  Speaker 2: this is great. Hey, thanks, Yeah, have you had a
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  Speaker 2: good first day?
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  Speaker 1: So far, so good?
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of funny that our names rhyme, you know,
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  Speaker 1: Dennis and Garret.
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  Speaker 2: Uh yeah, kind of. I don't really think that Ryan's
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  Speaker 2: but yeah, you know what, well, yeah, it's cool. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Cool. So I know that you and I haven't officially
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  Speaker 1: met yet, but when I sat down with HR, I
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  Speaker 1: put you down as my emergency contact.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what, yeah, you did what you're.
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  Speaker 1: My emergency contact? Now, I hope that's okay. Since we're
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  Speaker 1: like basically named twins for.
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  Speaker 2: You, you put my name down for emergencies, right, Why
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  Speaker 2: would you do that? We don't know each other. This
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  Speaker 2: is the first time we've ever spoken. Why would you
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  Speaker 2: put me down as your emergency now?
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  Speaker 1: You're your tone is so different now because I mean
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  Speaker 1: when we first started talking, you're really friendly and now well.
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  Speaker 2: Gareth yea, lest I apologize if I sounded hostile. I
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  Speaker 2: was not trying to be right. I just I'm concerned
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  Speaker 2: because this is serious and you put me someone you
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  Speaker 2: don't know. Yeah, we've never met.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I see what you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: Butt.
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  Speaker 1: But when I was in HR, I asked them, I said, hey,
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  Speaker 1: just between you and me, who's the person with the
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  Speaker 1: coolest car?
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  Speaker 2: Here?
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  Speaker 1: What they said you? So, I was like, I'm sold,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna put your name down an extension.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about? Coolest car? I drive a Taurus.
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  Speaker 1: You don't have to brag to me. I know.
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  Speaker 2: No, that's not a cool car. Look, that's not how
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  Speaker 2: you pick someone for emergency.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I mean the car stuff, I guess doesn't
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  Speaker 1: really matter. But as of right now, you're my emergency contact,
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  Speaker 1: and because of that, you should know that I've been
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  Speaker 1: diagnosed with RFS. What restless fork syndrome Restless spork like
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  Speaker 1: restless fork syndrome. It only happens during the holidays, but
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  Speaker 1: it's where even when I'm completely full, I can't stop eating, Okay, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter,
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  Speaker 1: like my fork can't be control like over the holidays,
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  Speaker 1: I might need to call you and you just have
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  Speaker 1: to pull me away from like the dessert table, if
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  Speaker 1: you know.
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  Speaker 2: And so that's not what an emergency contact is for.
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  Speaker 2: And that's not what I'm doing because I'll be off work,
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  Speaker 2: so you shouldn't be contacting me.
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  Speaker 1: It sounds to me like you're pretty clueless on understanding
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  Speaker 1: what an emergency contact is.
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  Speaker 2: I am understanding. You're not understanding me.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're not understanding. You're my contact if there's an emergency.
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  Speaker 2: I shouldn't be your contact. I should not be your contact.
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  Speaker 1: I know you better than I know anybody else in
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  Speaker 1: the company.
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  Speaker 2: Do you do you do? Have you talked to anyone else?
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  Speaker 2: You talk to HR? Why do you put the HR person?
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  Speaker 2: That's how ridiculous. Did you meet a cat on the
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  Speaker 2: way put that on there.
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  Speaker 1: The HR meeting was a zoom call and their screen
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  Speaker 1: was black, so I have never really seen that. Oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, I feel a lot closer to you.
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  Speaker 2: You are in a horrible situation, like you might die.
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  Speaker 2: You want someone that really knows what you would want
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  Speaker 2: to be able to give you the care you need
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  Speaker 2: the care.
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  Speaker 1: Wait it, hold on, are you asking me out?
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  Speaker 2: You want to date? What is wrong with you?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? You know what. Listen, emergency contact should stay professional.
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  Speaker 1: I am not hitting on you, No, I get it,
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  Speaker 1: but I do know only someone who really cares about
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  Speaker 1: me would yell at me like this.
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  Speaker 2: So I appreciate that I'm yelling at you because you're
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  Speaker 2: being an idiot.
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  Speaker 1: I like your passion, but there's more that you should know,
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  Speaker 1: like today has been a really bad day for my socks,
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  Speaker 1: Lexia Gareth.
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  Speaker 2: I've been polite to you. I've been nice to you.
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  Speaker 2: I've entertained this.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if it's an official medical condition with
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  Speaker 1: the SOX.
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  Speaker 2: But I know an actual diagnosis.
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  Speaker 1: But it is a real problem where I try to
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  Speaker 1: match my socks and I just can't do it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm done with this all right. I'm calling h R.
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  Speaker 2: Because I am sick of this, and you and I are.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to be in some big meeting about this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so you want to come and meet me down
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  Speaker 1: at the radio station and say hi. Oh no, the
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  Speaker 1: radio station is where we can meet, because that's the
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  Speaker 1: real place that I work, where I do prank phone calls,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like this one.
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  Speaker 2: Shut up.
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  Speaker 1: I can't really no, because my name is jeff from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: No way, Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, your friend Eric sets you up. He says that
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  Speaker 1: you share his middle school sense of humor, and he
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  Speaker 1: thought this would make you laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh god, I believed you that you only put me
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  Speaker 2: down toency.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I have socks lexia, So can you blame me?
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  Speaker 1: I get mixed up sometimes. Your friend Eric says, that's
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  Speaker 1: a thing. Oh, Eric and Dennis, those names Ryan, We're
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  Speaker 1: all named twins.
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  Speaker 2: That was ridiculous.
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