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Phone Tap PODCAST: Bro Interrupted · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d ui Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And there's a lot of ways
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  Speaker 1: that a phone interview can go wrong. Yeah, you know. Look,
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  Speaker 1: for example, you could have a bad reception and start
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  Speaker 1: cutting in and out. Oh yeah, you could accidentally turn
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  Speaker 1: on the video chat so they see you're on the toilet.
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  Speaker 1: Or worst of all, you could do the interview from
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  Speaker 1: a landline so your siblings keep picking up in the
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  Speaker 1: middle of your call. And I know that seems like
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  Speaker 1: a nineteen nineties TV show situation, but we tried to
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  Speaker 1: replicate it today. I'm not sure how good we did,
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  Speaker 1: but I guess you can be the judge and decide
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  Speaker 1: with your brand new phone tap. Right now, it's another
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  Speaker 1: on the twenty. Hello, Hi, I'm looking to speak with Kevin. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: this is Kevin. Who's this? My name is Gerald. I
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  Speaker 1: was told to call this number for a job interview
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  Speaker 1: around this time. Yeah, John spoke really highly of you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so let's just jump right into this thing. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, hit me. Uh so, do you have any
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  Speaker 1: previous experience in account management? Gerald? Gerald? Do you know
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  Speaker 1: where the two Bobby? Hang up the phone? What I'm
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  Speaker 1: in the middle of a job interview right now? Um?
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  Speaker 1: Right now, yes, right now? Hang up? Please? Why bad?
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  Speaker 1: What I told you? I'm doing this today? Is it
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  Speaker 1: like burger king? Just? Wow? Oh my god, I'm so kevin.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so sorry about that. Yeah, that's okay. I'm really embarrassed.
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  Speaker 1: That was my older brother. I've been letting him crash
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  Speaker 1: on my couch ever since he lost his job. It's
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  Speaker 1: been three years and he's just you know, it's just
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  Speaker 1: a lot. I'm really I I'm so sorry. That's that's
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  Speaker 1: all right, I understand. Maybe let's just move on with
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  Speaker 1: the interview. Okay, yeah, yes, thank you, that would be great. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So when you're dealing with perspective accounts, how would you
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  Speaker 1: describe your approach? Um, I'd say I always try to
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  Speaker 1: give off a professional but also easygoing vibe. Hey, Garald, Bobby,
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  Speaker 1: I'd a pizza from the place down the dude, Remember, Bob,
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  Speaker 1: what are you doing that? I don't want you to
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  Speaker 1: be grumpy. I don't want grumpy. Gerald boy, you didn't
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  Speaker 1: eat it. Stop you're blowing this for me. I'm in
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  Speaker 1: the interview. No pizza for you. I'll just get cheesy bread. Bobby,
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  Speaker 1: just hang up. Oh my god, I am so oh
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  Speaker 1: my god, that is so embarrassing. I'm so so sorry, Kevin.
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  Speaker 1: He's just my brother's not the brightest sandwich in the
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  Speaker 1: sandwich shop, you know what I'm saying. Look, we can
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  Speaker 1: reschedule this interview for a later date if you'd like. No, No,
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to do that. Please, I mean, I
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  Speaker 1: promise you that's the last time we're going to get
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  Speaker 1: interrupted by him. We can finish now, like I really
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  Speaker 1: really want this job. Please, all right, thank you, thank
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  Speaker 1: you so much. Yeah, let's just let's just move on.
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  Speaker 1: Let's fine, forget it. Um let's continue. What would you
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  Speaker 1: say your biggest weakness is? Oh biggest weakness? Okay? Um,
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  Speaker 1: jar bear? What Bobby? What? Duff? Dude, I'm in the interview.
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  Speaker 1: Still a interview, dude, what's whatever? Ridiculous? Be honest with me.
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  Speaker 1: How's my little bro doing? Does he get the job?
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  Speaker 1: Are you kidding me right now, hold on, hold on, Lema. Look,
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  Speaker 1: I can be a reference for the little girl. I
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  Speaker 1: don't want you the worst reference. He's the best at
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  Speaker 1: like work stuff. When it comes to work, he's all
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  Speaker 1: nerdy and crap, which is great. Bobby said, you idiot up.
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  Speaker 1: I will be the out of you. I'm telling mom
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  Speaker 1: that Europe. Wow, like you guys are horrible to each other.
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  Speaker 1: He started it, yo, I had not started ye. All right, guys, guys,
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  Speaker 1: both of you shut up. Oh wow, I'll come down there,
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  Speaker 1: and I don't know you. Dog, I'll give you a
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  Speaker 1: backwards interviewing with this guy. Yeah. Actually, you're not interviewing
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  Speaker 1: with me anymore. It's over. Okay. I'm not hiring you
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  Speaker 1: or anybody from your crazy family are damn bro. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I've heard all I needed to hear. I think we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna end this thing. Bob here, No, he can't knock
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  Speaker 1: give me a job. How about you and me we
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  Speaker 1: get together, we kick this guy's out. Oh yeah, dog,
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  Speaker 1: let's go. Hey. What's your address? What was your name? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Where do you work? You're not coming down here. You're
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  Speaker 1: not beating me up. You just both need to grow
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  Speaker 1: the well that's not possible because this is a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: This is a what tap, It's a it's a phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: Because I need tell you. This is actually jose and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey from the radio Joe Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: We're doing a phone tap on you may it's a
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  Speaker 1: break phone call. Yeah, oh my god. I'm sorry. Your
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  Speaker 1: coworker John set you up because he said you were
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  Speaker 1: getting a lot of horrible applicants from the new job
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  Speaker 1: that you posted. He wanted us to mess with you.
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  Speaker 1: This will make some of those look a little better. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I would hope. So wake up every morning with phone
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  Speaker 1: taps weekday mornings on the twenties, Holy On removing ninety
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  Speaker 1: two point five