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Phone Tap: Stoner Max and the Surrogate · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. And today, one
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  Speaker 2: woman wanted us to prank her friend who just signed
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  Speaker 2: up to become a surrogate.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, my gosh. That's a crazy job. That's my responsibility.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get her.
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  Speaker 2: She said she needs a good laugh. So instead of
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  Speaker 2: the agency calling her to say, we have some potential
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  Speaker 2: families we want to match you with. Instead, we're just
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  Speaker 2: going to have her get a direct call from a
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  Speaker 2: guy known as Stoner Max.
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  Speaker 3: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: Because obviously Max needs a baby too Yeah So I
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  Speaker 2: have a feeling this is going to work out perfectly
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  Speaker 2: Yeah In your phone tap right now Brooke and.
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Hey Is this Teresa? Or Teresa?
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  Speaker 2: It's Teresa Who's this?
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  Speaker 1: Like a tree That makes sense What?
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  Speaker 2: Hey, my name is Max Okay.
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  Speaker 3: The people from the matchmaking profile.
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  Speaker 1: This is something about, you're going to be my surrogate.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, you're calling from the surrogacy program?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I don't work there. You may be confused.
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  Speaker 2: I am confused. What is your relationship with them?
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  Speaker 3: How do I say this? I'm looking for a baby mama.
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  Speaker 3: To mother my child?
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  Speaker 2: They gave you my direct number. Somebody at the surrogacy
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  Speaker 2: program gave you my direct number.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, they said, like, you're down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm down?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I said that. I'm paraphrasing, but they were like,
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  Speaker 1: call her.
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  Speaker 3: She's, like, the surrogate or something. I am down.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe one of them, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I think they have many to choose from, maybe.
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  Speaker 3: They said we're supposed to vibe in case you bear
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  Speaker 3: the fruit. Did they?
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  Speaker 1: Again, those are my words.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, just like, I read it once and now
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  Speaker 3: I close my eyes and I think.
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  Speaker 1: Of like, what was it that I did read?
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  Speaker 3: What was it that I even did five minutes ago?
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  Speaker 2: Look, when I signed up for this service, I thought,
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  Speaker 2: I'd maybe be meeting with a family. I thought the
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  Speaker 2: program would call me and connect us.
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  Speaker 3: And yeah, they gave me your number. I mean, we
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  Speaker 3: could be a family. Like I'm as of now, family
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  Speaker 3: of one.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a dating service. Yeah, no.
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  Speaker 3: And I am like not even dating to be honest,
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  Speaker 3: but you never know. Like love happens in mysterious ways.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I want a baby. Oh, God.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, I think that I should probably speak with the
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  Speaker 1: agency about this. Well, hold on. In momentum.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, one second, because, like, before you go, I would
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  Speaker 3: like to speak of the baby's diet.
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  Speaker 2: There is no baby.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. There's currently no baby.
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  Speaker 1: Sure.
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  Speaker 2: No diet to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: But, like, let's say there was.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: And I come to pick up the baby.
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  Speaker 3: And, like, I want Taco Bell, but the baby's craving BK.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 3: Like, I don't want to fight with it, like, day one. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: my God. So, like, if you could just be really, like,
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  Speaker 3: chill about this and just start eating T-Bell a lot,
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  Speaker 3: because that way it'll, like, it'll be in your system.
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  Speaker 3: Just stop talking.
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  Speaker 2: Babies don't eat BK. I'm not going to start eating T-Bell.
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  Speaker 3: I saw one in a commercial once, and I think
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  Speaker 3: they were eating the chicken fries.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that was AI, dude.
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  Speaker 3: Come on.
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  Speaker 1: So, anyways, where do I? I think we're good. I
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  Speaker 1: think we're good.
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  Speaker 2: I think we learned enough about each other.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, we're good. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: We can talk to the agency next, don't you? The
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  Speaker 3: only question I have now is, like, where do I
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  Speaker 3: send the stuff?
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  Speaker 2: Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I should be asking this question,
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  Speaker 3: but what stuff?
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  Speaker 1: You know this stuff. Oh, my God. It's been in
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  Speaker 1: my freezer for like three days.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: That's where I keep all my paperwork. I can't even
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  Speaker 1: guess what's going to come out of your mouth next.
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  Speaker 1: So let's call it there.
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  Speaker 3: Let's call it there.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to, no offense to you, but I think
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to get, I'm going to go and I'm
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  Speaker 2: going to just talk to my intake coordinator.
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  Speaker 3: I also just spoke with my intake coordinator.
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  Speaker 1: Coordinator.
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  Speaker 3: You mean it that way.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on. I got to reveal it's a prank.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what?
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  Speaker 3: Your friend Molly set you up for this situation. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not even, I'm not even high right now.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. What was that?
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  Speaker 2: Oh my God.
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  Speaker 3: Are you kidding me, Molly? I'm actually Jose from the
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  Speaker 3: radio show, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 1: And you just got phone tapped.
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  Speaker 3: I nearly had a heart attack.
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, why are they giving my number? I already
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  Speaker 1: told you.
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  Speaker 3: Like, the agency matched us because they thought we could vibe.
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  Speaker 1: Like, we could just be, like, a happy family sharing
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  Speaker 1: T-Bell and, like, Baja Blast.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, babies love Baja Blast. I heard that about them.
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  Speaker 3: See?
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  Speaker 1: Maybe we are vibing. Would you like to be my
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  Speaker 1: child's mother?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 1: Aw, I thought I had you finally.
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  Speaker 3: Broken Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.