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Show #189 Thane Exhaustion · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods Media
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  Network. Dane dang Thing thing Thing, dang tank thing thing Thing, dang
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  Thing, Dane dang thing Thing, Dan Than ding Ding dang Thing. Thane.
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  I'm sick of it too. I didn't take long. Uh yeah,
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  yeah, this episode is appropriately entitled Thane exhaustion. Uh. It has been
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  the launch week of my book, which is exciting and stressful and equal measures.
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  Uh, and I have not had much time to myself between bouncing around
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  and appearing on various podcasts and promoting the book and going to the release party.
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  Throwing the release party in the first place. Uh, It's it's been
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  a wild ride. But I came here to relax, and so I just
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  needed to get it out of my system. So there you go. I
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  will strive not to mention it again for the entirety of the podcast. Again,
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  thank you. Uh so, Uh yeah, we are here, We're
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  gonna play some games. We're without Stevie. Stevie up and it's wow,
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  fucked off. I don't know what he's doing. I kind of don't care.
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  I kind of don't care. You know what he's he's been getting up
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  aty lately and honestly, he won. Yeah, he wins one game and
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  it just goes straight to his head and bad. Yeah, and it escapes
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  no insulation up there. Again, he's a short guy that kind of complex,
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  just so he just figures he can go off and do whatever and just
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  leave us. So we're just going to have a real good time without him.
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  I have three players here, thankfully, it wasn't just me and Augie.
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  Uh Casey agreed to come back and hang out with us and play games.
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  Hi guys, Hi, so happy to see you again. Of course,
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  it's always fun when you guys show up and play games with us,
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  So thank you, especially considering it with short notice. I literally asked them
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  yesterday. It's a good thing, limited socialized, I say again, this
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  past week has been insane. But anyway, yes, so happy you're here.
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  But we're not going to play with teams because three players that doesn't seem
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  fair. So everybody's gonna be playing for themselves. It's a free for all.
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  Bring your elbows and yes that's right, drop them off the top rope
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  or or just throw them at people. I don't know how bolls work.
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  Okay, so you're going to Uh. I just hope no more ticians are
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  listening. Actually, you actually could throw an elbow at someone, so oh
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  yeah, there you go, you go. But it is three days before
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  Halloween, so anything, yeah come out after Hello in the Machine. Yeah
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  yeah, yeah yeah that November second, I think it comes out. So
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  hey November people, I hope you're enjoying the ex Halloween. Yeah right now,
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  has your blood sugar feel? Now we can focus on Thanksgiving? Yes,
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  yes, holiday at the time you would think so. But there are
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  still going to be Christmas ads. Sorry. I saw one the other day
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  and I thought of, oh my god, like you, that's what I
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  was talking about. Why retail? You see that ship back at eh?
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  Oh my god. I have worked in retail, and yes, that is.
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  They used to do a big Christmas in July thing where you worked,
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  right, all right, well we just kind of zoomed past the introduction,
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  so let's just do this real quick. He's a gamer and a storyteller and
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  he used to be my youngest friend. It's Augye. Yeah, I didn't
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  leave like Stevie. Your question, what are you sick of? God?
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  I'm sick of questions, Aric. Well, you're not gonna like the rest
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  of this game, anything in particular you just recently sick of. Yeah,
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  I mean the list is a mile long, so it's I'll choose one.
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  Okay. I'm just kinda like, I don't know, just sick of the
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  shitty ass weather. Like I know it's it's that time, like I have
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  to go through the same Here comes the waves of migraines. Yeah, yeah,
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  I get you. I mean I know already, so I could die,
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  so I can, just so I can just bury myself in snow and
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  type peaceful myself. All the plants need to die, that's what, Yeah,
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  killing me along with them. I absolutely love October weather because there's nothing
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  I love more wind, especially when it's at least warm enough that I can
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  go out without a jacket anyway, So, very good answer, much appreciate
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  it. Let's move on to you, my friend, Kyla. Kyler,
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  I'm good. So what are you sick of negativity? I know your last
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  job. You are definitely of that negativity. Not sick of it anymore,
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  Not sick of it anymore because I am really enjoying my fun employment getting bed
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  sores from laying around for a few days. But we'll be back on the
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  stick. You know, apply, apply, apply as a Monday. But
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  sure, yeah, the lizard decided to cut a lot of people, and
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  I decided to get out before it was me. So that's negativity and complaining
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  mostly sure, sure, yeah, no, I get it. I try
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  not to complain. But this this episode was designed about around remaining, so
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  I won't be No, I won't be that stick. I can only apologize.
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  Yeah, but I have dialed it back. We will have more fun.
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  It will not be all negative complaints. It's just going to be it's
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  just gonna be silliness and ridiculousness. That's the plan, the best and speaking
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  of not necessarily known for silliness and ridiculousness, but very good at it.
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  It's Casey, Casey. Yes, how are you? I'm doing all right,
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  Yeah, hanging in there. What are you sick of? Well?
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  First I was going to say the crappy weather, but all you took that,
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  and then I was like, oh, I'm going to say negativity because
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  I've had a lot of negative Well you both took mind taking skin issues.
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  Sick of us? Yeah, that's a good She's she's sick of people taking
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  her the show. No, im, I'm I'm I'm I don't know.
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  I'm sick of having things everything go wrong. Well, hey, speaking of
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  the skin issues and things going wrong, your allergy test went really well.
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  Casey is so grave. She had all kinds of different like things injected into
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  her arm. Yeah. Last year I had allergy testing, like patch testing
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  on my back, and then last week I had the you know, the
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  environmental testing done where they like poke your arms and yeah in different places you
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  don't have to be And now she's going to turn into a mutant. And
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  it wasn't that bad. But it turns out all I'm allergic to is dust
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  mites and feathers, which everyone is allergic to dust mites, so that doesn't
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  even really matter. Yeah, it just means I need to clean more.
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  It's fair. I'm allergic to hops, so I can never drink beer.
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  Oh that's sad. Can you drink Why does everybody say that I drink cider?
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  Yeah, it's something about the fermentation of the hops itself. It closes
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  up my throat. Something my father had too. Yeah, I'm allergic to
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  animal dander, so it's a lot of a lot of cats and some dogs.
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  But yeah, I'm not really I'm not related Oh my god, I'm
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  not allergic to cats or dogs. I'm not related to cats and dogs either.
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  It's a very strange family, but we already know that guilty. Okay,
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  shall we play some games to have some fun? Absolutely, As I
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  said, there's three players. We're gonna do free for all styles. So
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  it's gonna work a little bit differently because Kyle and Casey are our guests.
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  We're gonna play. Have I got good news for you? I've got three
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  news stories. All you have to do is tell me which one of these
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  three stories I have pre selected as the best news of the week. Whichever
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  one of you gets it right wins the game. It turns one episode point.
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  Because you two are our guests, You're you're gonna get to choose first,
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  and then Augie stuck with whatever you don't take. But it's entirely possible
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  they could pick the other two stories. Well, we'll find win it for
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  me. Okay, So let's start with story number one. We're going to
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  go over each story one by one, and then we'll have everybody make their
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  choices. Story number one Archaeologists dig up eleven thousand year old statue, realize
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  too late, it's grabbing its penis. This is absolutely true. It was
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  in Turkey. I say that as the news stories there are ever not true.
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  Yeah, this is one hundred percent true, the absolute truth, and
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  nothing about the truth. So help me God. So this happened in Turkey.
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  They were digging up the statue and they did not know, you know,
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  they they only they found the top part of it before the bottom party.
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  They knew it was eleven thousand years old, and they had they knew
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  it was going to be like seven point five feet tall, but they didn't.
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  And they knew it dated from the Kahan Tepee complex, which is yeah,
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  oh that, you know, everyone knows that. To get my hair
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  cut. But they completely unearthed it and found that the statue of the gentleman
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  had his hands wrapped firmly around his member. They're not sure what the significance
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  of the massive masturbator is. He was making sure it was still there.
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  Yeah, when you get turned to stone, you never really don't know.
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  Civilization's gonna get canceled. Now, was making sure he kept it. They
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  do know there's a lot of like statues to fertility gods, right, yeah,
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  absolutely, yeah, So it no idea what it means It's just just
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  another symbol of humanity's endless interest in its own genitals. Really, really,
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  there's not much else you can say about it. It's just just an off
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  putting see an any or an audi? Or did he? Did it have
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  a turtleneck on? Or was he lidless? You know what? I did
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  not look at the picture close enough to tell it. Did it did seem
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  kind of tertal like? Yeah, then no idea? Why the the statue
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  of the man is clutching its crotch but the an anthropology an anthropology professor Ted
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  Banning at the Unity of Toronto said the fact that the figure is clutching its
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  penis is consistent with this interpretation by potentially symbolizing that this person was the progenitor
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  of a social group. I'm sorry, Do you do you want to see
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  your dad grabbing islan? No? Like? Why where you is that your
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  dad? He's the patriarch. Do you want to see your better clutching his
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  No, it's worse now You've just made it worse. Sorry, all right,
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  Well, I don't know if there's anything else covering that. I think
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  we've fairly well gone over it. I want to think about my grandfather's penis.
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  Yeah, I'm trying desperately to think of anything else. Let's move on,
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  especially your grandfather's penis. Wow, oh my god. Okay, so
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  story number two, sorry, story number two. The Vatican City is celebrating
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  the twenty year anniversary of selling a calendar of Holy Hunks. Hot, Yes,
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  Holy Hunks. So this is an actual calendar that is sold in the
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  Vatican City. It's not sold by the Catholic Church. Just to be absolutely
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  clear, like, are they firemen or are they like like craftsmen, Like
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  they just just they're priests, just cardivals. They're priests. That makes it
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  so much weirder. They are, Yeah, they're they are absolutely priests.
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  It's called the Calendario Romano, although that's not the name most people know it
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  by. They know it as the Handsome Priest's Calendar. And it's exactly what
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  it sounds like. On every page of the calendar, you'll find a young
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  Roman Catholic priest with a chisel jawnline, smiling happily at the viewer. And
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  that's it. Like they're they're not like, you know, taking it off,
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  They're not like you know, making muscleless. It's just handsome dudes,
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  just unrecoited love, just people staring at your smiling. But yeah, and
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  the priests are not named. They're all anonymous to protect their identities in the
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  calendar. But this has been going on for twenty years. They've been doing
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  this, and uh, how do you all feel about this? What was
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  it called? Again? The Calendario Romano? I think it should be called
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  Holy Honks because that's a way catch your name. Yeah, exactly. You
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  put that on Amazon, Holy Hunks like this, it's gonna explode so much
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  more catchy. It's gonna explode, for sure. We're both Catholic. Yeah,
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  I might be interested if our family is from like our our great grandfathers
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  from just outside Rome, so I mean like they left because it was like
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  the mountains. Nothing grew there and there was no food. So like anything
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  you can do to make a buck, we're all about it. You know,
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  you look good, why not show it? Yeah, I'm just saying
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  you'd sell more calendar is if you sold it with big honky men wearing nothing
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  but priest collars and a smile, or just the stole, well, just
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  the stole, cover the nippies. Maybe it's strategically covered sole in like dress
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  pants, Yeah yeah, or or holding the incense in front of Oh my
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  god, that's danger that sounds yeah, that sounds too dangerous. But good
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  Easter, candle God. This calendar has sold around seventy five thousand copies.
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  Every fantastic. I mean, it's it's Italy. Italy loves a feast for
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  the eyes. That's true. Yeah, you know what, that's probably one
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  hundred percent. Who is it? The immortal words of the Harvey Corman.
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  Give him somebody to root for, give him something to look at, all
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  right, But yeah, I don't know what i'd be looking at for sure.
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  Okay, let's move on to story number three. New York City dedicate
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  statue to mythical sewer alligator. So this is fun. You can obviously find
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  a lot of things living in New York City sewers, but what you probably
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  won't find is an alligator. But rumors of this have existed for over a
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  century. People have said that alligator eggs were brought to New York City and
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  people obviously couldn't raise them in their apartments, so they wound up putting them
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  in the sewer or what have you. It's bizarre, but this rumor has
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  been celebrated enough that somebody put a statue up and it's real. The New
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  York City Department of Parks and Recreation and the Union Square Partnership unveiled on October
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  seventeenth, NYC legend a statue commemorating the supposed sewer gator on one fight.
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  On one side, it just features a sewer, a common New York City
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  sewer. Great and the other side features a large alligator curled up in a
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  circle. And yeah, that's a thing considering the invasive species problem in Florida
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  with people getting like pythons as pets and then letting them go and now they've
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  become so plentiful. Like that's that's my biggest argument for like, this has
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  to be real. And like the rats in New York obviously are very famous.
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  They're so strong they can climb up your toilet, Like I honestly believe
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  someone somewhere, somehow has gotten some sort of reptile in their toilet from the
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  sewer system at some point, at some point to have happened. There is
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  no documented evidence of an alligator ever actually being found in New York City sewer
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  system, but it's not impossible. Yeah, yeah, and they also have
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  no documentation that the gargoyles came to life and Ghostbusters put it gozer Gozarian.
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  Yeah yeah, yeah, all real. Do you so quickly forget when Loki
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  attacked? The statue stands more than seven feet tall and it weighs more than
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  three thousand pounds. What a great use of tax payer money. I'm a
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  socialist. It's all made out of bronze, and the artist and the the
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  the the organizations that put it up have added that the alligator symbolizes the resilience
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  and adaptability of New York City, with its sturdy scales and ability to regrow
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  body parts. I know you. The animal King has nothing to say about
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  it. I want to say, ship, he's going to get mad and
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  just get mad for no reason. He's like Kyla did not want negativity.
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  I'm gonna show saying like they might be thinking about salamanders, but whatever,
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  alligators are a little too kyles Ken. Yeah, well I liked it the
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  way they're thinking. When we were kids, New York City was a little
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  bit grimy still, and then it got really sanitized and it's getting grimy again,
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  and like, yes, it's bad. People get attacked or you know,
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  there's deaths and whatever, but like it's kind of cool. It's like
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  the heart of New York is coming back. The griminess. Yeah, what
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  was disgusting? Disgusting griminess that is New York. Love it all right?
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  Well that's all three news stories, so yeah, it's just a matter of
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  which one you think I thought was the best news story of the week.
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  Uh, Kyl and Casey. I said you two would be going before Augie,
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  but I did not pick one of you. You go first, Okay,
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  that's official. Casey, what do you think is the best news story?
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  What do you think I picked to be the best news story of the
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  week. It's a good thing. I'm paired. I thought story one because
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  it's funny, ridiculous, the statue statue grabbing. It's Aaron loves wiener humor,
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  and I said, my note specifically said, and I love potty humor.
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  So and I know and I know Aaron loves a dirty, potty humor
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  as well. You are eighty six years old. I am I know that
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  dirty. I know that. Okay, I I love and appreciate that.
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  Thank you, Kyla. Which one of the other two do you pick as
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  the best? I'll go with the Vatican hanks because I think it's funny,
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  and because I think Augie should go with the alligator because he's an animal guy.
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  Okay, all right, you happy with that? Regudgingly going with it,
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  Yes, not because of an animal guy, because yes he is in
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  the potty humor. But what better potty humor than a sewer? That's right.
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  I didn't think of that, all right. So I have to reveal
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  now that the story that I genuinely thought was the best out of these three
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  was the statue of the sewer alligator. Oggie completely won that round. Yeah,
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  absolutely, listen. I could not I could not bring myself to pick
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  a story about a statue holding his penis. So I was like, no,
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  no, no, I'm not glorifying this, No way do this every
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  day. The Vatican City calendar was just right out like this is this,
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  This is someone kind of like capitalizing on you know it, I don't know
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  someone else's or whatever, but you know, to each their own, I
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  guess it just it just didn't mean a lot to me, whereas it made
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  me laugh that New York City would create a statue of something that doesn't exist
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  to celebrate their own specialness. It represents something that may Yeah. Yeah,
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  so they're like, yeah, you know, the alligator is special because we
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  New Yorkers are special. Except the alligator doesn't exist. So what does that
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  say. It kind of goes with the theme of like New York City being
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  grimy. Yeah it does. But it also, like I was thinking,
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  I mean, and this is a big like debate, but like, there's
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  a lot of Mothman statues out there. I mean, a lot of people
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  say that the Mothman is there's a lot of them. I went to one
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  of the cities where it was originally like said to be or no, no,
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  no, no. It was one of the cities where they filmed The
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  moth Man, Kittanning, Pennsylvania, because they have all these cool bridges,
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  and I believe there's one there now people like that Mothman. All right.
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  So yeah, so you know, statues of things that don't exist are not
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  unheard of. Clearly, any art project is probably something that doesn't exist.
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  An odd yeah, but anyway, yeah, very very odd choice. But
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  it made me laugh. So of the two that weren't, the statue of
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  grabbing It's penis, that's the one I went with Ogi to his own surprise
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  wins the point and is one I don't know, but Kyla and Casey you
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  can easily catch up and overtake because the second game is worth two points and
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  we're going to play that right after this. Hey man, welcome back.
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  It's time for game two. Game two is gonna be pop Culture Fight Club.
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  Thanks again to Colin Maggs for inventing this game. Our contestants need to
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  prepare their best argument for a question about pop culture, and for this episode,
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  the question is what is the most hilarious death in a film, TV
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  show or video game. The player who defends their choice the best will win
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  the game and earn their well earn themselves two episode points. Augie won the
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  last game, so it's gonna be one of you two who goes first,
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  And why don't you fight over it? Well? I went wow. So
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  the one that always comes to my head, and I believe this was in
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  the Life of Brian and popossibly some of their other Monty Python stuff. It's
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  when the big giant guy said that I couldn't take another bite, and then
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  he takes another bite and explodes to me, that is the pinnacle of comedy,
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  because that's fantastic everybody has been in that position. Everybody can really Oh,
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  I couldn't take another bite. I just explode. And then he actually
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  explodes, and it's like the waiter got what he asked for. Yeah,
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  I have another bite. Yeah, ass he's gonna die. And then people
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  have pieces of him and people's pieces of his dinner all over him. That's
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  really funny to me. And it's simple. It's smart, it's dumb.
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  It's smart and it's dumb. Yeah. I love the duality, the juxtapicition.
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  Anyways, that's mine, sweet, simple to the point. Very good,
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  Augie Casey, any questions you have about Kyla's preferred death? You hit
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  you. You went straight from Monty Python, and that's what's most messed up
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  here. That's my sawt spot And comes to humor. Man, what do
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  you think am I supposed to argue that it's not funny. It's tragedy,
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  dude, The tragedy man had a family. Yeah, you had a life.
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  I've never seen mommy Python, so wow, yes you have you Sorry
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  you hadn't seen either. So we just have a list of things we need
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  to expose you to. It's not for everyone, but I do always recommend
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  it. Yeah, it's like a good foundation, like growing up with loving
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  comedy on so many different levels. Like it was like a required reading for
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  me, you know, like I had to at least watch like all their
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  movies. I didn't watch all like The Faulty Faulty Towers or anything like that,
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  but I mean here and there, like the famous ones. But it's
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  required reading, like it's required viewing for to have like a full grasp of
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  like pop cultured comedy stuff. Okay, well, neither of these two had
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  a really big argument for you, So I'm gonna come at you. I
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  genuinely think I genuinely think was it not, Sir Robin. I don't think
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  it was, Sir Robin. It was one of the other knights who came
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  upon the bridge and no greed and asked him, no, not that one.
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  It was. It was It was the first time he got asked about
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  the airspeed of the unladen swallowed. He said, what, I don't know
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  that that killed me as a kid. That was so funny because I did
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  not see it coming. I mean, getting murdered by a cute little rabbit
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  is definitely of your things. What's he gonna do? That thing's dynamite?
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  And then it slaughters everybody. No, that's pretty great. Better death.
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  But I like I like the exploding dude because it's just like everybody's been there.
• 28:03
  Everybody has been there, and what if it actually blew you up like
• 28:07
  that? It's a great warning. It's it's a you know word, do
• 28:11
  the wise, don't blow yourself up with eating too much food, which is
• 28:15
  something that they risk every day. And and when someone says they can't take
• 28:19
  another bite, do not force them to no care pressure. Yeah, that's
• 28:22
  awful, stop it. It's dangerous. It's a moral lessons blowed. All
• 28:27
  right. I think Kyle has defended herself well enough. Let's move on to
• 28:33
  uh, Casey, would you like to go first? Or would you like
• 28:36
  to make Augio first? I'll go first. Okay, well I'm changing my
• 28:40
  answer. Oh I had something else written down, but I'm gonna go with
• 28:48
  what do you call it? Bill Mrie from Zombie Land. That's a really
• 28:53
  good because they they go into the house and they don't they know what it's
• 29:00
  Bill Murray's house, and Bill Murray pretends he's a zombie and he gets accidentally
• 29:08
  shot, and then they put him to rest by doing a twenty one gun
• 29:12
  day or twenty one Oh my god, I'm having a day. Sorry,
• 29:17
  a twenty one gun salute. But then Jesse Eisenberg's character has to reload his
• 29:22
  gun and he's like, hold on, wait a second. So they're trying
• 29:25
  to pay Bill Murray homage and do him justice by doing this twenty one gun
• 29:30
  salute, and he's like, there's comedy in it because he's fumbling to try
• 29:34
  and reload. The guy. I also like when they throw him off the
• 29:37
  rest, when they throw them all, does anybody need purel? Yeah,
• 29:42
  so I'm changing my answer. I don't know if you want to know my
• 29:45
  original. That's why I am. I am curious, but we'll wait and
• 29:49
  see because people might have questions about that. I might want to attack it.
• 29:55
  Aggie, Kyla, do you have anything to come at man? That
• 29:59
  choice trying to think. I mean, he kind of wanted to die in
• 30:03
  the end, didn't he. He kind of accepted it. I think he
• 30:06
  was really enjoying being a fake zombie and watching everybody he goes. Yeah,
• 30:10
  I saw a pearl jam at the bull. Yeah, he was like jokes
• 30:15
  about the apocalypse. It was quite tragic, but it was also quite poetic,
• 30:19
  and that like, yeah, he seemed like he kind of wanted to,
• 30:22
  but like he went in a comedic way. Yeah, and he was.
• 30:26
  He was doing the apocalypse like the best way possible for himself. So
• 30:32
  him dying was very funny, yes, because it especially perfect in the way
• 30:37
  he did because he some members of the group knew that Bill Murray was alive
• 30:44
  and pretending to be a zombie, and they're like, oh, let's prank
• 30:45
  the one guy who doesn't know right, walking like a zombiere and the guy
• 30:52
  goes shoots him immediately, and that's when it goes south naturally. Naturally,
• 30:57
  so of course it's a prank gone wrong that gets them killed. Yeah,
• 31:03
  I no notes, I got nothing. That is a very That is a
• 31:10
  very funny death. And I think you did quite well in explaining yourself.
• 31:12
  So good you Ogie. You were last to go. What what do you
• 31:18
  think is the most hilarious death in a TV show, movie, or video
• 31:22
  game? You know, it's really fucked up. I mean, or if
• 31:25
  you could make it work a book, but I figured that might be difficult.
• 31:27
  That's yeah, that's really hard read the book. No, iron,
• 31:38
  I need a couple more seconds. Okay, did you hear that? I
• 31:45
  did that was me accidentally hitting a button too soon. But you know there
• 31:48
  is someone who does have an opinion on this subject. Okay, I will
• 31:53
  play it for you now. It's Stevie. You thought you can get away
• 31:56
  without having me here this week? God, well, I don't want to
• 32:00
  throw in my hat for the pop culture fight Club. And I think the
• 32:04
  most hilarious death is Bionic Commando. When that missile goes hits that dude in
• 32:07
  the helicopter, which I think is Hitler, his face fucking explodes and then
• 32:13
  everything else goes. I think that's one of the best because every time that
• 32:15
  happened when we watched it, whether whoever it was two players, single player,
• 32:20
  we all laughed. It was fucking hilarious. All right, much love
• 32:22
  y'all lads. All right, that was a terrible answer. So now,
• 32:27
  OI, what do you have? You don't like buy an a Commander?
• 32:30
  Do you? No? I love buying a Commando. I just didn't think
• 32:32
  it was funny. It's it's kind of gross us if you liked grossmer sure,
• 32:38
  but so I think, And if I remembering this correctly, my I
• 32:44
  think the funniest death scene was the death scene of the Great Mighty pooh a
• 32:53
  because he got god. Oh yeah Kyla in casey And for anyone who doesn't
• 33:00
  have any idea what he's talking about, there's a game called Conquer's Bad for
• 33:04
  a Day. It is a It is a very silly video game, and
• 33:07
  it's all about just whatever comedic things that squirrel runs into. He makes friends
• 33:13
  with death, like you know, and he runs into this giant poo who
• 33:17
  threatens him while singing a song like his His whole stick is he never speaks.
• 33:24
  He just sings, you know, I am the great Mighty Pooh and
• 33:30
  I'm going to throw some shit at you. It's very childish and very very
• 33:37
  silly. And you have to beat him by throwing rolls of toilet paper into
• 33:42
  his mouth. Okay, that's kind of cool. And then he gets flushed
• 33:45
  on a toilet and then yeah, he gets flushed down toilets, still singing
• 33:47
  the whole way down shot. Of course you conquer. It's just it's just
• 34:00
  ridiculous and doesn't make any sense and it's just absurd. So there there,
• 34:05
  there's there's the layout for you. What do you think of that? I
• 34:08
  think that's funny. Okay, do you run into him every time you play
• 34:13
  the game. Yes, you can't avoid him. It's it's linear. Yeah,
• 34:17
  you have to a boss you have that you have to go through him
• 34:22
  at some point, and do you often get killed by him if you do
• 34:25
  not vanquish him. Yeah, is the first time I got killed the first
• 34:30
  first time. It's difficult. It's been a long time. Yeah, a
• 34:34
  long time. I mean as a kid. Yeah, I'm sure I've done
• 34:36
  a million times. But like when you die, you don't really get a
• 34:42
  funny cut scene. I don't think I don't remember. I think you do
• 34:46
  the first time you die. Yep, that's when conquer meets death for the
• 34:49
  first time. Oh right right, yeah, and he explains a very interesting
• 34:53
  I have to bring you back to life because you've got a squirrel tail.
• 34:58
  You know. He's like the world weary and he's like, damn it.
• 35:05
  And yeah, he's got a very silly voice for some reason, like he
• 35:08
  tries to come on, I am deaf, unusual, and then his voice
• 35:12
  modulator breaks and he's like, oh, damn it, Yeah, I'm death.
• 35:16
  What do you want? Uh? Yeah. So there's there's a lot
• 35:21
  of funny stuff in that game, and the Death of the Great Mighty Pooh
• 35:23
  is a good one, certainly better than buying a commando. Uh. Like
• 35:29
  it, don't pop in if you're not going to bring some gold, Stevie.
• 35:31
  I'm just saying, stay, stay at home or wherever the hell you
• 35:36
  are. Uh, okay, so where the hell? Yeah, where the
• 35:42
  hell he is? All right, So we've got the Great Mighty Pooh,
• 35:46
  We've got Bill Murray from Zombie Land. This is very good. Uh.
• 35:50
  And we've got Life of Brian one large, one more bite. Ah,
• 35:57
  that's so good. But I have to I have to it. Yeah,
• 36:00
  I have to give Merrit where Merritt is due. And Casey just did a
• 36:06
  brilliant job with Bill Murray from Zombie Landy, absolutely right. I'm glad I
• 36:10
  changed my mind. Not only was it a very good Now I want to
• 36:14
  know what was your original idea. My original thought was Laurie from The Walking
• 36:17
  Dead hilarious. Well, no, hilarious because nobody freaking liked her. Because
• 36:28
  so you were actually cheering when she died? Well yeah I was when Andrea
• 36:31
  died. Yeah, because Andrea was the worst and she had like a perfect
• 36:37
  pedicure. Yeah, like how do you have a perfect pedicure? And how
• 36:40
  do your eyebrows? That well plucked. Yeah yeah, no, like no,
• 36:45
  So I'm glad I changed my mind. My other my other thought was
• 36:49
  like, she's a horrible mother and going off the like the honest was it
• 36:52
  the honest trailer of the Walking Door? Oh? She like even after dead,
• 36:59
  she still haunts the show with her annoying presence, crashes her car on
• 37:04
  an empty road, Like that's what I was going for, the honest trailer
• 37:07
  version of it. But I'm glad I changed my mind. Yeah no,
• 37:10
  definitely definitely way better shot. Yeah, well better shots and you did a
• 37:16
  good job defending it, so it's absolutely what I wanted. I'm so well
• 37:20
  done. So that's gonna be two points to Casey, one point, nothing
• 37:24
  for Kylie yet. But Game three is worth three points and we're gonna play
• 37:30
  that right after this. I'm Richie aka Midnight Agent Raw. I'm Devin aka
• 37:44
  Special Delivery Dev. We're the Supermediate Bros. Podcast and each week we give
• 37:49
  a comedically informative take on movies, music, television, pro wrestling, and
• 37:53
  much more. Check us out at Supermedia, brospodcast dot com, Apple podcast
• 37:59
  Spa, or anywhere else that you can listen to podcasts. Shade's on We're
• 38:04
  all, hey, welcome back. It's time for game three. Game three
• 38:20
  is going to be the dumpster Fire. I'm gonna give our players a category.
• 38:23
  They'll take turns naming something from that category that they'd like to remove from
• 38:28
  society forever, and explain why they're throwing it into the dumpster fire. Every
• 38:32
  round, I'll pick my favorite that players. That player will earn one point.
• 38:37
  First player to three points wins the game out right and gets three episode
• 38:40
  points. If that doesn't happen, if we get two players with two points
• 38:45
  each, they will each earn three points, so everybody's got a chance.
• 38:51
  But if one player takes three of these, they will win outright, and
• 38:54
  because of the way the score is lined up, that person wins. So
• 38:58
  it's all comes down to this. Let's start with their first category, which
• 39:01
  is sitcoms. So what about sitcoms? Would you like to throw into a
• 39:07
  dumpster fire? Casey, you won the last game, so I'm gonna leave
• 39:09
  it to these two to decide who should go first. I could go first
• 39:14
  this time. Okay, what do you think what should go into a dumpster
• 39:17
  fire? From sitcoms? So the overuse of the annoying French slash child ker
• 39:24
  defense, But yeah, I feel like the character gets overused, especially in
• 39:34
  a lot of modern sitcoms. Like I've gone through a lot of sitcoms now,
• 39:38
  I've gone back to washed a lot of them, and it's always the
• 39:42
  same character. It's cookie cutter. It's like, oh cool, like all
• 39:45
  these other interesting characters doing interest things, but here comes the annoying person who
• 39:50
  spoiled and does whatever they want and then gets punished and then you have to
• 39:53
  kind of revel in the punishment but still deal with the fact they're on screen
• 39:57
  all the time. So okay, all right, sold the annoying friend slash
• 40:02
  child character stereotype. That's one answer. Who Kyler would you like to go
• 40:08
  next to? I have another character trope that drives me crazy, and that
• 40:14
  is the hot wife with the dumpy husband or the complete idiot husband, because
• 40:21
  it's like stop, you know, like these women deserve to be with somebody
• 40:25
  who is like a little smarter than a slug and like, you know,
• 40:30
  I don't know, it just holds women to a way too high standard of
• 40:34
  have them to be like super hot and then they're like married to Kevin James.
• 40:37
  You know. It's just it's so unbalanced. And it just makes me
• 40:42
  uncomfortable. I don't know, it's just something that always buged me. Yeah,
• 40:45
  it's it's such a it's such a trope, Like what do you do?
• 40:50
  We need to go back to like the Dick Van Dyke Show, where
• 40:52
  like they were both like pretty evenly equal match. You know. He was
• 40:58
  still kind of a dummy though, but that was kind of the chick the
• 41:00
  Brady bunch they were. I feel I feel like the Brady Bunch were on
• 41:04
  an equal level. Mostly mister Brady was gay in real life. So oh
• 41:10
  wow, seriously that Oh wow, I don't know, I don't know,
• 41:16
  I just I don't I don't like dumpy wife or dumpy husband hot wife,
• 41:22
  you know. And it's like women have to pass this unreachable bar of hotness
• 41:25
  to be on TV. Feminist soapbox alert women to a higher standard than men.
• 41:32
  Yeah, I was gonna say, I'm like it holds an unnatural standard
• 41:36
  and also like basically normalizes settling. Yeah yeah, settling for something that you're
• 41:43
  not and settling for having to take care of the whole household because not only
• 41:46
  is he dumpy, he's a dummy, you know, Like, oh no,
• 41:51
  I screwed up something again. It's like and the wife has to cover
• 41:55
  for him yea every single time. Yeah, that's that's stupid. Yeah,
• 42:00
  we need to see like a dumby wife with a super hot, hunky husband.
• 42:05
  Yeah, you need to see that. I want to see that sitcom.
• 42:07
  Actually, I think that would be well, like that could be really
• 42:09
  fun. There was a dating show and it was called Average Jos and it
• 42:13
  was like there were all these hot women and just like average looking dudes.
• 42:15
  And I was like, it would never go the other way around. There
• 42:17
  would never be like a bunch of average looking girls and hot guys. They'd
• 42:22
  be like, we're not interested in any of you, you know. So
• 42:24
  like it made me feel bad about myself watching. Granted, it was like
• 42:28
  I was in my early twenties when I was on TV, so I was
• 42:30
  like, you know, it's kind of like the online dating pool, Like
• 42:34
  yeah, yeah, like like all these this guy looks like a troll and
• 42:37
  he says, these I need a chick who works out at least forties a
• 42:39
  week. These girls that are trying to find someone online get gym to yeah
• 42:50
  every day. Yeah, I don't take girls one hundred and fifteen pounds,
• 42:54
  so exact so specific, lave me seen it, and then all the all
• 43:00
  these guys online who have been on there for ten plus years, like,
• 43:07
  you're never gonna find anybody if you're still on there. I don't know.
• 43:12
  All right, So we've talked about that long enough, Casey, what do
• 43:14
  you think what from sitcoms to go bye bye forever? I think the laugh
• 43:20
  tracks need to go bye bye because I don't want a laugh track to tell
• 43:28
  me when a joke is funny, like, don't tell me when to laugh,
• 43:31
  and it's I think something is funny that other people don't think it's funny.
• 43:36
  That's fine, I can laugh at other parts. It's also kind of
• 43:38
  like moving away from network comedy with live studio audiences, moving more toward like
• 43:44
  you know, yeah, HBO and streaming. I just don't don't tell me
• 43:50
  when to laugh, right, I'll laugh at what I think is funny.
• 43:52
  Yeah, somebody falls stupid, Okay. Yeah. I have to say I
• 43:58
  definitely appreciate like comedy shows without them, like Modern Family, Yes, and
• 44:05
  I think The Office also doesn't have a laugh track. Still very very funny
• 44:08
  show. Well, The Office is meant to be like a Yeah, that
• 44:15
  makes it. It's a it's a parody of a reality show. So yeah,
• 44:19
  it absolutely would not have a last in the office is one of it
• 44:21
  still works like you don't need to be told when to last exactly, subtle
• 44:24
  humor where it's not like exactly. So I like all three of these answers,
• 44:30
  but the one that I would like to see gone the most is,
• 44:35
  without a doubt, dumpy husband hot wife combo like that is outdated and unnecessary,
• 44:40
  and we need to move on from this horrible stereotype. So toss that
• 44:45
  away. Laugh track. I can, I can kind of live with,
• 44:50
  but it's not necessary. It's more annoying than and yes, the annoying friend.
• 44:54
  You almost have to have that person. You need to have conflict.
• 45:00
  You must have conflict. Other ways you can have conflict with you can't.
• 45:05
  Annoying you can, but an annoying, annoying character makes it easier. We
• 45:13
  want both characters that we love and that we hate. We need both,
• 45:15
  you know anyway? Okay, so that is one point to Kyla. Yes,
• 45:22
  all right, remember if you get three, you win. So let's
• 45:25
  move on to category number two, which is supermarkets. Now Kylo won the
• 45:30
  last one, so you two, Oggie and Casey you decide who wants to
• 45:32
  go first on this one first last time, but you want to go first
• 45:37
  again? Sure? Okay, Oh god, I am not prepared for this
• 45:45
  one. I just love everything about supermarket experience. Yeah. I don't like
• 45:52
  the so you know in Ikea, how they have like the arrows on the
• 46:00
  on the floor will tell you where to go. I think supermarkets should have
• 46:07
  some sort of traffic system, especially for people with carts, because you're like
• 46:15
  going down the aisle and you don't know if somebody is coming and they run
• 46:20
  into you and there, you know, or they're monopolizing space, yes,
• 46:23
  or you know there's a group of people and they're congregating in the middle of
• 46:29
  the aisle and you're like, excuse me, I just need to grab some
• 46:32
  bread over here. Like. So, I think that the lack of let's
• 46:39
  call it, yeah, shopping cart chaos, yeah, is what you want
• 46:45
  toss away. Yeah, And I fully agree, Like that's thoroughly frustrating,
• 46:50
  especially when I'm trying to get something and I'll be standing there for several minutes
• 46:53
  because I'm socially awkward and I won't talk to someone if I so I would
• 46:59
  rather sit there for several minutes waiting than say anything, and so I will
• 47:04
  sit there for several minutes waiting and just not say anything until they finally move
• 47:07
  on, and then I go, okay, thank god, grab the thing
• 47:09
  and go. I'm the same way. I won't say anything unless I'm like
• 47:14
  yeah, yeah, awkwardly like walk in a circle and then go back.
• 47:20
  I can look at these soaps. It's the interesting thing, Like I've never
• 47:27
  decided to go somewhere else and come back later. Oh, I've always just
• 47:30
  passively aggressively stood there. Wait, I do both. I'll just like I'll
• 47:36
  pace or stand and stare at something else until I believe. But yeah,
• 47:42
  very cool. Okay, So shopping gar chass from Casey, Do you want
• 47:45
  to go next to you? Do you want kyle Le to go next?
• 47:47
  Kylo? Okay. I don't like it when there's a certain specific product that
• 47:52
  you love and you buy every time, and then suddenly they're out of it
• 47:57
  or they've moved it and you have a hard time finding it. And I'll
• 47:59
  tell you what it is. I love vanilla unsweetened oat milk from Planet Oak,
• 48:06
  and during the pandemic, a lot of times they didn't have it,
• 48:09
  and I was so mad, and I would just get so frustrated and it
• 48:12
  made me feel old and crazy. This is an ongoing issue with you,
• 48:19
  and whenever I see it, I'm like, oh, should I get one
• 48:21
  for her? Or But like you, if I go at a certain time,
• 48:24
  like yeah, if I go on Sunday nights, I can usually find
• 48:28
  but if I see it, I'll I try to get one. People out
• 48:31
  there in radio lants stop buying the Planet Oak Vanilla. I want to drink
• 48:37
  for her, and then I'm gonna have so much. Im gonna be a
• 48:40
  little bathe in it. I think it's just you know, I'm picky now
• 48:46
  that you'll get old. We're going to eat giant bowls of cereal a giant
• 48:52
  serving spoon. I just quit that. Every all my jokes are related to
• 48:58
  like canarios, I signed out mostly so when the item you want is out
• 49:05
  of stock, are hard to find? Yes, that sucks? Yeah,
• 49:07
  agreed, agreed? Agi your your position here? What would you like to
• 49:13
  throw I opted to go last because I actually worked in retail, supermarket retail
• 49:19
  as I yeah, and uh, it's really funny to hear what you guys
• 49:23
  would like to throw out because in my mind, I'm like Yeah, no,
• 49:27
  I could. I could see that complaint because I've been there. I've
• 49:30
  been on the other receiving end of those complaints and stuff like that. So
• 49:32
  it's really for me though, and what really matters to me for in this
• 49:37
  case, what I would have thrown out is the amount of corporate predation that
• 49:44
  goes into corporate supermarkets, everything down to the layout. There's a reason why
• 49:51
  when you go in, the first thing you see is produce in the why
• 49:53
  dairies all the way in the back. There's a reason why they try to
• 49:57
  coax you to go in one direction towards the bakery. They can coax you
• 50:00
  into buying bread even though that's not what you were there for, to walk
• 50:04
  by all the meats, even though that's not what you were there for.
• 50:07
  And yeah, the same thing with sales, Like a lot of sales you
• 50:12
  have to have cards now with those specific businesses to get those sales. It's
• 50:16
  a lot of corporate predation. That's what I'd like to throw in a dumpster
• 50:24
  fire. Yea corporations. That's that's a really good someone who's worked in those
• 50:32
  situations. That's what I would throw out. That's technology. Yeah, I've
• 50:36
  knowntail but not in a supermarket. So yeah, I agree. Yeah,
• 50:45
  Kyla, I'm throwing ears right out. It's not it's not that big of
• 50:47
  a deal for me. I usually just find the next nearest thing and I'm
• 50:50
  still happy. I don't. I don't have that zeroed in onto one specific.
• 50:54
  Then I drink Cow's milk and I get diarrhea. I just like milk.
• 51:00
  Okay, No, that's fair. That's fair. I'm not saying.
• 51:02
  I'm not saying you're not valid. I'm just saying it's not the thing I
• 51:05
  throw off. And now I'm torn between these two because Casey's really irritates me,
• 51:12
  but his is really important. But I'm gonna go with the one that
• 51:15
  irritates me because I hate it when I'm trying to get something and there are
• 51:19
  people standing there with their shopping kirk gabbing on the phone or to someone you
• 51:24
  know standing opposite them with another card. Oh god, it's the worst.
• 51:31
  It's the absolute worst, and I hate it. And you are absolutely getting
• 51:35
  that point. Well, okay, so one point, Kyla, one point
• 51:37
  to Casey. Let's move on to category number three, energy drinks, of
• 51:42
  which I am enjoying right now, What about energy drinks would you throw into
• 51:47
  the dumpster fire? Oggie and Kyla, You guys did get to determine the
• 51:52
  order this time. It doesn't matter you went last last time. You can
• 51:54
  go first. Okay, that sounds good to me. So for energy drinks,
• 51:59
  for me, they don't work. I've taken well, I think you've
• 52:02
  seen me take like a five hour energy and then pass out five minutes later.
• 52:06
  Yeah, yeah, that is true. I've seen that happen. Honestly,
• 52:09
  the easiest one, and I apologize with is the easiest one to throw
• 52:13
  into a dumpster fire would be just the unhealthy ingredients. They're just shit and
• 52:15
  energy d not all energy drinks. There are some more natural energy drinks out
• 52:20
  there, but a lot of like stuff you could buy from stores supermarkets have
• 52:25
  bad ingredients that are not healthy for you at all, just not worth it.
• 52:30
  Yeah, no, I completely get it. Yeah, I don't have
• 52:37
  any questions, no notes, that's it, just unhealthy ingredients for real.
• 52:40
  Fair enough, Kyle, would you like to go next? Or make casey
• 52:45
  and go next? I can go next. This is kind of a personal
• 52:46
  experience. So my then boyfriend now husband, he used to be an energy
• 52:52
  drink guy and he is. He used to be very obsessed with Apple Watch.
• 52:58
  Well, he was having his normal second one of the day and it
• 53:01
  told him he was going into aphib and he needed to go to the hospital.
• 53:06
  And he got scared. The crip scared the crap out of him,
• 53:08
  and he went to the hospital and they're like, no, you're not an
• 53:12
  a fib you're not an atrial fibrillation, but you do have an irregular heartbeat
• 53:15
  because you're drinking to much caffeine. So you know, heart health is like,
• 53:20
  yeah, it's bad for you, like bad ingredients, but like particularly
• 53:22
  heart health is like people don't realize like the bad stuff that they do to
• 53:25
  their heart constantly, and like that's been kind of my thing the last couple
• 53:30
  of months, have been trying to exercise more, just specifically for heart health.
• 53:32
  And it's scary. And it got him to quit after drinking him for
• 53:37
  like fifteen years. But now he bought an espresso machine, so he's just
• 53:43
  replacing one vice with another. Like but it's classy. Yeah, it's like
• 53:49
  that's true. And he does make good latt he does. He's learning to
• 53:52
  do the smaller cups. Yes, very cool, very cool, bad for
• 53:59
  your heart, right, Yeah, I wish the energy drinks weren't bad for
• 54:04
  your heart, Casey, what would you throw a new a dumpster fire about
• 54:07
  him? Energy drinks is hard because I've I've never had one because they're so
• 54:15
  bad for you and because they have such bad ingredients. I've just stayed away
• 54:20
  from them because I know they're that bad and they're not appealing to you.
• 54:24
  As your argument, then exactly, they're not appealing to me. Like I
• 54:29
  get my energy from getting proper sleep, using my seatpat machine properly. So
• 54:38
  like, yeah, there's it just doesn't it just doesn't. Well, Also,
• 54:44
  some of them may have uh artificial dies to them. I am allergic
• 54:51
  to some dies that I have found out recently, So there's no idea.
• 54:55
  Yeah, there's no appeal at all. So you would just throw any drinks
• 55:00
  into the whole because of all of the above. Okay, that is fair,
• 55:07
  That is fair. Okay. Well, as I said, I am
• 55:10
  currently drinking energy. I know he's a little and I like it. I
• 55:15
  like it quite a lot. So again he's the one that I'm not picking
• 55:17
  you. That's okay. But like those kind of energy drinks, I'm okay
• 55:22
  with these. This is more an This is more of an artisanal in house
• 55:29
  artisans and drinks I'm okay with. It's more of like the manufacturer or caffeine
• 55:37
  A. Yeah, energy, that's that's not out of control. It basically
• 55:43
  helps me to not feel exhausted all the time, which I enjoy quite a
• 55:46
  lot of natural sugars. That's fine, yea, those aulgen and protein infusions
• 55:53
  and all sorts of crazy stuff. I just got the one that tastes good.
• 55:59
  I just like the flavor. Yeah, just I. I just get
• 56:01
  one once a week. It's just prior to the show, and it's just
• 56:05
  to make sure that i'm, you know, peppy for the for the actual
• 56:07
  recording, and I can there's a definite difference, like from when when I
• 56:12
  started doing them. I definitely feel a lot more. Really. Yeah,
• 56:15
  your skin is looming, so, oh my god, you're glowing. Might
• 56:20
  be ready, Yeah, you might want to take five. Okay. So,
• 56:27
  I mean, both of you made such good points, but I'm gonna
• 56:30
  I'm gonna give it to Kyla because that's my worry too. Even though I
• 56:36
  only do it once a week, you know, it's it's not something I
• 56:37
  do all the time. I do do it once a week, and I
• 56:39
  do wonder if like, at some point I'm gonna have a similar scare because
• 56:44
  I'm in my forties and you know clearly my health is not that great.
• 56:49
  But you just don't go up to two a day. No, basically,
• 56:52
  no, no, no. Yeah, you said he was having a second
• 56:55
  of the day and I was like, that's scary. Pound like three cans
• 57:00
  of PEPSI a day now. I barely touch the stuff. I drink water
• 57:04
  or juice for the most part. Yeah, just some stuff you got to
• 57:07
  cut out of your diet. I have, like I have like one cup
• 57:10
  of coffee. I have one can of soda usually per day, and that's
• 57:15
  it I have. I have like one pot of coffee and the one pot
• 57:21
  of coffee iced coffee a day. So it's already fair enough with the ice,
• 57:29
  but I don't put sugar in it. I just use flavored creamers,
• 57:30
  all right. So Kyla is sitting on two points cases got one. You
• 57:37
  need to get moving if you want if you want to win this game,
• 57:40
  you got to take both of these last two. But you've done it before,
• 57:45
  so I believe in you. Our fourth category is concerts. What about
• 57:50
  concerts? Would you throw into a dumpster fire? And again, Aggie and
• 57:52
  Casey. Since Kyler one last point, you guys gives a term in the
• 57:55
  order concerts. He's mouthing the word as if he's never heard of such a
• 58:05
  you know, it's really fucked up. I was gonna make a joke.
• 58:07
  I'm like, Oh, it's because they're too expensive and you had to,
• 58:09
  like, you know, buy them a cabin for in the morning. I'm
• 58:12
  like, oh, I know, not consort concerts. Yeah, ah,
• 58:16
  yes, concerts music. I've never purchased a consort, so I have no
• 58:21
  idea, and I know, I know, for in fact, you haven't
• 58:27
  either. So talking, yeah, I'm the last version he's be talking.
• 58:32
  Yeah, but let's see here I can go first. Then, So for
• 58:38
  concerts, Honestly, when I went, the biggest gripe I had was just
• 58:44
  the costs of merch. Like, I get it that they need a profit,
• 58:49
  but holy shit, is it like costs when the when the merch almost
• 58:52
  costs as much as a ticket. Yeah, I could have just bought another
• 58:59
  ticket and got them I else to come visit your show. Why you know,
• 59:01
  why whatever? But yeah, price of merch, yeah, you know,
• 59:06
  like, and I think in a lot of those cases I could be
• 59:08
  wrong. It might be different if you have like a recording contract, but
• 59:14
  because the company might actually be getting paid for the merchant, like if you're
• 59:16
  but like, yeah, like a lot of situations, I think like the
• 59:20
  band themselves are getting the money most of the money from the merch, like
• 59:23
  most indie bands. Yeah yeah, yeah, or like signed a big label,
• 59:28
  So why not why not make it a reasonable price you sell more of
• 59:31
  them? Yeah, you know, I don't know. That's just my thought,
• 59:34
  but but yeah, it if if, if their recording company is getting
• 59:38
  a piece of it, then you can guarantee. That's one of the reasons
• 59:40
  why it's so high. But yeah, merch costs are definitely a little out
• 59:45
  of control, especially at the bigger bands. So I get it, And
• 59:51
  Casey, would you like to go next? Or would you like to make
• 59:53
  Kyla go next? First? I was thinking because I've had kind of a
• 1:00:01
  personal experience with us the idea that you need to have like drugs and alcohol,
• 1:00:10
  had to take a substance to have a good time, because I went
• 1:00:16
  to a Rihanna concert several years ago and the girl that I was going with
• 1:00:24
  after the concerts, she's like, I need more drugs and alcohol blah,
• 1:00:27
  blah blah, blah blah. We went back to her their hotel room because
• 1:00:30
  they lived in Syracuse, and they started smoking weed in the like smoking pot
• 1:00:36
  in the hotel and which I don't care about the alcohol, do you,
• 1:00:42
  but like I don't need to take a substance to have a good time.
• 1:00:46
  Well, And there's also the element of babysitting. Like I've been a concerts
• 1:00:50
  with people who are like falling down exactly, and I'm like having a hold
• 1:00:52
  of them all. So I called Kyla, and I was I was gonna
• 1:00:57
  say with Kyla anyway, I was like I'm done, Like I just didn't
• 1:01:00
  want to be a part of it, because yeah, I don't want to
• 1:01:05
  be a part of like getting caught. And then like you know, plus
• 1:01:08
  I at the time, I was working at a hotel cleaning, so I'm
• 1:01:14
  like, yeah, no, I don't want to be in that situation exactly.
• 1:01:22
  There's a time and a place for that. Do it on your own
• 1:01:23
  time. Don't get other people involved that are not like that, that don't
• 1:01:30
  want to be a part of that. Yeah, absolutely, Sorry interject one
• 1:01:34
  more thing, because I have gone to concerts that have been so good that
• 1:01:38
  I have like a natural high that I I'm like, Okay, why do
• 1:01:45
  people need to take a specific substance to feel this way when you can just
• 1:01:49
  like feel that way because the music is so good. Yeah, So that's
• 1:01:54
  my argument is taking a sign or yes, au r ale and oral kind
• 1:02:02
  of soundscape and like the way it hits here from all sides, like you
• 1:02:07
  genuinely, genuinely do. I've the last couple of Rush concerts I've been to,
• 1:02:12
  I've been like, Wow, this is amazing, So I totally get
• 1:02:15
  where you're coming from. And finally, Kyla, what do you got so
• 1:02:20
  many things? Like I have so many grapes and I feel like I became
• 1:02:23
  an old lady way before I should have. But my one of my and
• 1:02:28
  there there. It's kind of two things that are together, Like I really
• 1:02:30
  don't like standing room only concerts for a lot of reasons, the biggest being
• 1:02:35
  my feet hurt. But the the one that I want to concentrate the most
• 1:02:38
  on is the mosh pits. Like I'm too old. I was, you
• 1:02:43
  know, like I probably lived through like peak mash time, but like every
• 1:02:47
  time I saw one forming, I was like, that looks like the least
• 1:02:52
  fun thing ever, And like people so what's the point? Well, like
• 1:02:54
  I remember with this one, I was at indoors and like there was just
• 1:02:59
  a huge dude in the middle throwing people around, and I was like,
• 1:03:01
  that is so scary. I can just see like a head and neck injury
• 1:03:06
  happening. But like, what's the point? Like you're not even listening to
• 1:03:10
  the show as they're saying, like it's a form of expression, like it's
• 1:03:13
  almost like Dan's but it's not. But you're not really paying attention to the
• 1:03:17
  performance. Then yeah, I just hear it makes me nervous. I'm nervous.
• 1:03:22
  I go into mom mode. I'm like, yeah, somebody gonna get
• 1:03:24
  hurt, like good, So that's me standing more, particularly when the mach
• 1:03:30
  pic comes towards you and you're like, I gotta get out of here.
• 1:03:34
  Okay. So nobody got my instant win for this one, which I don't.
• 1:03:40
  I don't always have an instant win answer for these categories, but for
• 1:03:44
  this one, I do in case you actually got kind of close to it.
• 1:03:47
  For me, the thing that I would throw into the dumpster fire,
• 1:03:51
  it would be the smell of drugs and alcohol that wafted over the entire proceedings.
• 1:04:00
  I'll tell you like I love going to Rush concerts. I absolutely do.
• 1:04:04
  I wish I could bring some sort of like nose filter so that you
• 1:04:10
  could put I couldn't smell the giant clouds of weed that just roll through the
• 1:04:15
  audience like it's just a natural thing, And I get it, but I
• 1:04:20
  hate now in today's modern day of like vaping and like edibles and all these
• 1:04:28
  other options, I think it might be better now, But of course,
• 1:04:31
  you know, Rush is no longer touring, so I'm not going to get
• 1:04:34
  to go to a Rush concert where that didn't happen. But every time I
• 1:04:39
  did still happen. Every time I did, it was the worst part.
• 1:04:41
  Every time I did it was the absolute worst part, and I hated it.
• 1:04:45
  The stale beer smell is pretty gross too, especially like if somebody spells
• 1:04:47
  on you. Yeah, but I am struggling to pick between them, because
• 1:04:51
  all three of them are pretty equal in my book. But I think I'm
• 1:04:56
  gonna go with the excessively high merch prices because I have wanted to buy merch
• 1:05:01
  and been like I can't afford that, yeah, and been like it's just
• 1:05:05
  a T shirt, Like maybe i'll find something on eBay later, and just
• 1:05:10
  sadly go home, or sometimes on their website they'll have like sales, yeah,
• 1:05:14
  sometimes, you know, but at the concert, like you're excited and
• 1:05:17
  you want, especially if it's something that somebody you really support, you want
• 1:05:21
  to get something. And then you're like, I that's too much, that's
• 1:05:26
  it's too much. I can't and that sucks. You know. Do you
• 1:05:30
  want your fans to have, you know, your band's name in blazon?
• 1:05:33
  So it's like walking advertisement. You know, why wouldn't you self cheap?
• 1:05:38
  But they just don't for whatever reason. So it is what it is.
• 1:05:41
  So Aggie has one, Casey has one, Kyla has two. Anybody can
• 1:05:46
  still win, and we're going to the wild card category. This is anything
• 1:05:50
  you want, anything at all that irritates you so much you want to throw
• 1:05:56
  it into the dumpster fire. Best answer wins and Kylon Casey, you guys
• 1:06:00
  are going to determine who goes first and who goes second? Oh man,
• 1:06:05
  do you have an idea? No? Okay, don't okay. So there
• 1:06:13
  is this TV show that recently ended its second season. It's called Our Flag
• 1:06:16
  Means Death and I love it, and it has fallen into the trap that
• 1:06:21
  a lot of TV shows have fallen into now, which is really really short
• 1:06:25
  seasons. First season was ten episodes. This past season was only eight.
• 1:06:30
  And I just feel like they're trying to you know, they expect so like
• 1:06:35
  TV shows and creativity and stuff like that, to do so much more with
• 1:06:40
  such a limited budget, and it hurts the art, you know, and
• 1:06:45
  so like the meta issue here is like like budgets and stuff like that,
• 1:06:53
  but like the micro issue here is like, stop cutting me short of episodes
• 1:06:58
  of freaking gay pirates kissing each other. They're adorable and they're sweet and lovely
• 1:07:04
  and it's a great show. And yeah, I just I hate it when,
• 1:07:10
  like, you know, oh, this could go on like at least
• 1:07:12
  three or four more episodes. Why are you cramming it off? Like like
• 1:07:15
  look at the last couple of seasons of Game of Throats, Like they cut
• 1:07:17
  those seasons so short, and it like suffered, the story suffered so much.
• 1:07:23
  So short TV seasons can so good. Okay, all right, that's
• 1:07:29
  fair. Okay, uh, Casey, would you like Augie to go first?
• 1:07:33
  Or do you I'll go. I thought of something, excuse me.
• 1:07:38
  I think people not knowing how to drive. I think during the pandemic when
• 1:07:45
  when nobody was on the road. I think people forgot how to drive,
• 1:07:49
  and hence the reason why I got into an accident this past summer because some
• 1:07:56
  young kid and his father's tesla pled in front of me out of it ury
• 1:08:00
  lane and slammed on his brakes for no reason. So I got into an
• 1:08:03
  accident, had to get a new car. So people not knowing how to
• 1:08:06
  drive, like, pay attention, get off your phones. It's it's a
• 1:08:13
  it's a problem, gotcha. Yeah, yeah, it absolutely is, and
• 1:08:17
  it could have been much worse. Yeah, oh thank god it wasn't.
• 1:08:21
  So yeah, that is that is definitely a threat to society, especially since
• 1:08:26
  I wasn't expecting my car to be totaled and it was nobody rarely even though
• 1:08:30
  it wasn't that I didn't have scheduled my car to be total Wednesday. Yeah,
• 1:08:35
  yeah, nobody ever expects that. I don't think, Oggie your last
• 1:08:40
  Can you top both of those? I don't know if I can. But
• 1:08:43
  this is definitely a gripe that you know I harbor very well. Okay,
• 1:08:46
  and we all know that a last second layover can be quite disheartening and upsetting,
• 1:08:54
  But nothing is more upsetting than a last second layover and only to have
• 1:08:59
  that other that you have to be on on the other side of the fucking
• 1:09:02
  airport and you have to be there five minutes ago. Yeah, you have
• 1:09:09
  to like print the worst and that is that is like, thank god it
• 1:09:14
  happened at the end of our trip when we went to Vegas. Yeah,
• 1:09:16
  because if that happened at the beginning, it would have ruined the whole fucking
• 1:09:19
  trip. That's the worst. Yeah, last second layovers, especially ones that
• 1:09:25
  result in the plane that you need to be on on the other side of
• 1:09:27
  the building, like give somebody a chance, or when you run across and
• 1:09:30
  then they've changed the gate again. Yeah, and then they give you attitude
• 1:09:35
  because you're running. Yeah, right that one. Okay, Yeah, that
• 1:09:42
  is good. Okay, So we have the pressures on last second lay that
• 1:09:50
  caused you to run like a mad man. We have people who don't know
• 1:09:56
  how to drive and cause accidents, and we have short TV seasons. One
• 1:10:00
  of these things is not like the other. Kyla. I'm not going with
• 1:10:04
  your problem. I mean, it stinks, but you know, and I
• 1:10:12
  do wish task Master went for longer, but I understand why it can't.
• 1:10:15
  And instead instead of going longer seasons. They do two seasons a year,
• 1:10:19
  which I think is the answer to that quandary. If one it's justified.
• 1:10:24
  If they did that, then that would be way better. But if they
• 1:10:27
  only do that many per year, then it sucks. But it's not it's
• 1:10:30
  not like vacation ruining, and it's nuts and it's not life endangering, and
• 1:10:38
  speaking of which, on those levels, one of these things is definitely worse
• 1:10:41
  than the other. So Casey, you're gonna get this point. People who
• 1:10:45
  don't know know how to drive should be tossing into a dumpster fire. Just
• 1:10:47
  on my way here, there was there was an asshole who pulled into the
• 1:10:54
  parking a lot and then swung around like I was coming up, like towards
• 1:10:58
  the exit of the he was coming in. He swung so fast to turn
• 1:11:02
  like around you wanted to go back out, but he didn't care that I
• 1:11:06
  was there. He's like, I'm gonna speed in front of this guy.
• 1:11:09
  He just went like like burned rubber to get it. That's that's one of
• 1:11:13
  my bit I was like that that was dumb. You could have hurt yourself,
• 1:11:16
  you could have hurt me, Like you didn't need to do that.
• 1:11:19
  You could have just waited. It wouldn't have cost you that much time.
• 1:11:23
  Cast you like, yeah, five seconds if that and that is not that
• 1:11:27
  is not a urgent thing, so like yeah, and people rushing to get
• 1:11:30
  past you, and then then you have to sit at a red light.
• 1:11:33
  It's like I always laugh. I'm like ha ha karma. Yeah. So
• 1:11:39
  that means that Kyla in Casey you're tied. They each get three points,
• 1:11:43
  which means Aggie has one, Kyla has three, but Casey has five.
• 1:11:48
  Winner. Why, I don't think you've ever started that high? Congratulations we
• 1:11:54
  can you can get six and people have gun six. Yeah, we lost
• 1:11:59
  so much I'm not forgotten how the scoring system works out. Suffering got well,
• 1:12:08
  something good came out of it, right, that's true. And I
• 1:12:10
  got a new car that'll be better in the snow. Hell yeah, hell
• 1:12:13
  yeah. Well this this dumpsterfire went on way too long. But I do
• 1:12:17
  want to thank my guests, Kyla and Casey, thank you so much for
• 1:12:20
  coming. Thank you. I always enjoy having you guys here. It's so
• 1:12:25
  much fun every single time, and this was no exception. I really appreciate
• 1:12:29
  it, and thank you one more time. Is there anything you'd like to
• 1:12:32
  plug or push or or anything like that. Anything at all. I'm on
• 1:12:39
  my fun employment tour. If you see me around town, I'll give you
• 1:12:44
  a hug if you want one. That's about it. No life sold.
• 1:12:51
  That is the life casey anything anything you want to push your design? Sure
• 1:13:00
  kkas design on Instagram, YouTube, Facebook, I do more Instagram stuff.
• 1:13:09
  Currently working on cleaning out the apartment and making it livable on a dresser last
• 1:13:15
  week. Yes, it is done. I just have to like finish putting
• 1:13:19
  it together, putting it back together, and get it over to my sister's
• 1:13:24
  apartment. It's like to see the finished product. Yeah, I haven't gotten
• 1:13:27
  that far yet, but I am working on a YouTube video. I recently
• 1:13:33
  went to the Parade of Homes in Syracuse in September with my college roommate.
• 1:13:40
  So going through like the pictures and talking about what I like and what I
• 1:13:44
  don't like as a as a design profess profession I guess very cool, fun,
• 1:13:51
  very cool, all right, and uh anything you want to plug a
• 1:13:58
  Yeah, so we have a voicemail. Oh we do, well, not
• 1:14:03
  today voicemail. Oh see we have a voicemail Okay, Yeah, we have
• 1:14:09
  a voicemail box. Yeah we should plug that. We would love to hear
• 1:14:12
  from people, especially from our games, like what what did you get from
• 1:14:16
  our second game today? Yeah? Yeah, what is your most hilarious death?
• 1:14:20
  I definitely want to hear more answers. Yeah, we like to.
• 1:14:23
  One might have something I haven't thought of, so yeah, it absolutely be
• 1:14:27
  psyched if you wanted to put that into our voicemail box, and we might
• 1:14:30
  play it on an episode of the show. So yeah, check that out.
• 1:14:33
  You can find that on our website bfy twpod dot com under the contact
• 1:14:38
  us section. There's a little widget there that'll allow you to leave a ninety
• 1:14:41
  second voicemail. Easiest way is with your phone, but you can do it
• 1:14:44
  with a PC and a microphone as well. And yeah, you can also
• 1:14:47
  find links to all the cool things our friends are doing on our website and
• 1:14:53
  all that other fun stuff. You can follow me on social media's at pantsless
• 1:14:58
  Aeron if you wish to do so, most places on TikTok on, pantilis
• 1:15:02
  dot Aaron because that wasn't allowed to switsh them together for some reason. Anyway,
• 1:15:10
  do you forget your password? Uh info security guy here never And you
• 1:15:19
  can follow the show b A y t t B podcast. You can follow
• 1:15:21
  Augie at og dog zero. Right, and do you girls have social media
• 1:15:27
  Linkskala on Instagram? Yeah, gave mine yet you did, and I wasn't
• 1:15:33
  paying attention. It's okay, kJ As Designs. Yes, that's exactly what
• 1:15:39
  I For some reason, I did not remember you saying that anyway. Good
• 1:15:43
  So maybe these things are bad for you anyway, we got to bring it
• 1:15:50
  back. I wasn't talking about it. I'm not talking about it. Hey,
• 1:15:55
  we both brought our well three of us, thanks believers. So okay,
• 1:16:05
  I said I wasn't talking about it, and I'm not so very cool.
• 1:16:13
  It's very cool to see all of you and no books whatsoever. Uh
• 1:16:18
  uh yeah, I get. I just gotta get used to being that guy.
• 1:16:24
  I guess just constantly shouting it from the rooftops. I just I just
• 1:16:29
  I wanted. I just wanted to take a break. You know, how
• 1:16:32
  are you saying today? I mean the upcoming holiday season exactly. It's a
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  good gift. Don't need to thank me, I mean thank you. That's
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  a good one. Oh God, all right, you should change your middle
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  name to things I need. I need to finish A good ring to is
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  legitimately getting worse. Okay, so thanks, thanks, thanks for listening.
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  That's going to be it from us. Why we guys taught you, that's why