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Show #189 Thane Exhaustion
Game 1 - Have I Got Good News For You
Three news stories, all you have to do is tell me which one of these I have pre-selected as the "best" news.
Story 1 - Archaeologists Dig Up 11,000-Year-Old Statue, Realize Too Late It's Grabbing Its Penis: https://www.livescience.com/archaeology/11000-year-old-statue-of-giant-man-clutching-penis-unearthed-in-turkey
Story 2 - Vatican City Celebrates 20 Year Anniversary of Selling Calendar of Holy Hunks: https://english.elpais.com/culture/2023-10-22/twenty-years-of-good-looking-priests-in-rome.html
Story 3 - New York City Dedicates Statue to Mythical Sewer…
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