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Phone Tap: Shout For Shark Dives · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Almost time for
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  Speaker 1: your prank call.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: And today a couple is going on an exotic vacation.
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  Speaker 1: And one of the activities that they're really looking forward
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  Speaker 1: to is a shark dive. Whoa. Scary. Those have become
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  Speaker 1: a lot more popular lately. But what this lady is
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  Speaker 1: about to learn is when you leave the continental U.S.,
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  Speaker 1: there's a small percentage that you'll book your excursion with
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  Speaker 1: a Less than reputable company.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 1: And that's where we come in in your phone tap
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  Speaker 1: right now.
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  Speaker 2: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 1: Hello? Aloha. My name's Tug Johnson. I'm calling from the
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  Speaker 1: Shark Diving Experience. Is this Shelby? Yes, it is. Aloha, Shelby.
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  Speaker 1: Excited to have you on board with us. I'm calling.
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  Speaker 1: I know it's a little early. Just confirming you and
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  Speaker 1: your partner are going to be joining us next week
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  Speaker 1: for a dive?
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  Speaker 2: Yes. Awesome. I'm excited about it.
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  Speaker 1: That's great to hear. You're going to have a phenomenal experience.
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  Speaker 1: But there are just a few things that you need
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  Speaker 1: to know. I have to go over with you real quick.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. Do you need my husband with me to do that?
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  Speaker 1: No, I can go over that with him separately. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm getting another call. Hold on just a second.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be right back to you. Okay. Okay.
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  Speaker 2: Is this a Jaws theme?
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: What are they doing? Aloha.
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  Speaker 1: Sorry about that.
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  Speaker 2: Some interesting home music.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not following. What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: It's like from Jaws.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, that's the background music that we use, you know,
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  Speaker 1: because we're shark people.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you have people screaming in the background. I
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  Speaker 2: don't know if that's a good thing to play for
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  Speaker 2: people who are going to be with sharks.
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  Speaker 1: Screaming?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Do you mean cheering?
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  Speaker 2: No, it sounded like they were being eaten.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really know about that. Hopefully we weren't
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  Speaker 1: hacked or anything.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you should probably listen to that before
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  Speaker 2: you're playing that for people. It doesn't sound great when
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  Speaker 2: you're selling that.
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  Speaker 1: Noted. Got it. Anyway, back to my list. So there's
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  Speaker 1: a few items that we have to go over, and
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  Speaker 1: this is going to be your first time diving with
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  Speaker 1: the sharks. Is that right?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, my husband has before. This will be my first time.
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  Speaker 1: Great. Okay. So in that case, are you bringing your
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  Speaker 1: own shark repellent?
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Because we just ran out.
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  Speaker 2: Shark repellent?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a must whenever you're getting that close in
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  Speaker 1: proximity to them. And in our situation, Amazon says they're
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  Speaker 1: at least two weeks away from their shipment.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Mainland. Am I right? What are you going to do?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I have to ask my.
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  Speaker 1: Husband about that. I don't, I mean, he's... I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It looks like I'm getting another call. Hold, please.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for holding. The Ohio shark diving experience will be
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  Speaker 3: right with you. And under state guidelines and regulations... We're
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  Speaker 3: proud to say we've gone exactly 27 minutes without incident.
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 3: No, no.
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  Speaker 2: Aloha.
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  Speaker 1: I'm back.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, question about the whole music.
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  Speaker 1: I know you told me the cheering's too loud.
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  Speaker 2: There wasn't cheering this time. I'm talking about what it says,
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  Speaker 2: how long since your last incident.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's a requirement that we have to do
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  Speaker 1: for state guidelines.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this was recent. This is 27 minutes ago.
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  Speaker 2: This just happened.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, well, actually, that was what one of the calls
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  Speaker 1: I just took was about.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry. They said that there's a 60% chance they
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  Speaker 1: think they're going to be able to successfully reattach.
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  Speaker 2: Reattach what?
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  Speaker 1: I wish I could say, but I can't really go
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  Speaker 1: into the details with the ongoing safety investigation and everything.
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  Speaker 2: A safety investigation? Right. Okay. I think that we are
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  Speaker 2: going to have to cancel our reservation because you're making
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  Speaker 2: me feel very uncomfortable.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
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  Speaker 2: And your customer service is not great.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. So you read the reviews online?
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  Speaker 3: No.
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  Speaker 2: Are they bad, too?
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  Speaker 1: Oh.
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  Speaker 2: I'm starting to assume that they are.
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  Speaker 1: No, they're great. Just don't look at them.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. If we can just get our deposit back, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not okay with this.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, just to help put you at ease, I am
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  Speaker 1: personally going to take you out on the water myself.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 1: Over the company. No. I will say I do have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you under state regulations I'm required to disclose
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  Speaker 1: how much time I've been sober. So we're good.
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  Speaker 2: Is this like a joke? We think this is funny?
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  Speaker 1: We like to call it a prank phone call. Your
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  Speaker 1: partner Luke wanted us to do this, do you? No,
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  Speaker 1: he didn't. I bet he thinks it's funny because my
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  Speaker 1: real name is Jeff. from a radio show called Brooke
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  Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: And put a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 2: And now you have me terrified. I'm sitting here playing
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  Speaker 2: jobs during the whole time, and I'm like, what kind
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  Speaker 2: of company is this?
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  Speaker 1: Well, this is a company that's gone almost 30 whole
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  Speaker 1: minutes without an issue.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.