Dirty Little Secret: What food would you panic‑hoard if the restaurant suddenly removed it from the menu?

Billy The Kidd In The Morning · Jan 30, 2026 · 3m · transcript

This week’s Dirty Little Secret brings a hilarious — and surprisingly relatable — confession from a caller who went into full meltdown mode when she learned Chili’s was getting rid of their iconic Skillet Queso. In a moment of pure queso‑driven chaos, she admits she traveled to multiple Chili’s locations on different nights, ordering the skillet queso to eat on site and extra orders to take home… all so she could freeze and stockpile them like it was the culinary apocalypse. She portioned freezer space “like a maniac,” built a queso bunker in her kitchen, and essentially became a queso…