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Phone Tap: Stoner Max Lost Bruno · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: Guys know this saying what the wife doesn't know won't
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  Speaker 2: hurt her.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true. I think the saying is what the
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  Speaker 3: wife doesn't know.
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  Speaker 1: We'll soon find out.
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  Speaker 2: What happens when the wife finds out is you're in
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  Speaker 2: big trouble.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there we go.
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  Speaker 4: See.
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  Speaker 2: One of our listeners gave a job to her husband
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  Speaker 2: to take their dog to her favorite groomer. Okay, but
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  Speaker 2: the husband thought, what if I took it to a
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  Speaker 2: groomer who costs half as much and I could get
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  Speaker 2: away with it. He almost did, but apparently he dropped
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  Speaker 2: the receipt in the kitchen when he got home, and
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  Speaker 2: when the wife found it, she did the smart thing
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  Speaker 2: and contacted us. So we had to turn this call
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  Speaker 2: around really quickly. It's your brand new phone tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Mornings on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Oh hi, I'm Max.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, hi, hey, Hi, can I help you?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I work at groomers and you dropped off
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  Speaker 3: your dog here to be groomed.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, is he ready?
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  Speaker 3: Not really, I kind of need your help. He he's
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  Speaker 3: Japanese right.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's Habines.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's like the same like province or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: right like.
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  Speaker 4: Uh no, same area. What is going on?
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  Speaker 3: Well, like earlier today I had a really dope idea
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  Speaker 3: because like my instant has been pretty weak this month
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  Speaker 3: with like just like pick from my cousin's hot tub
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  Speaker 3: or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: Look, you know, I don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 4: Once she just gets the point of what you have
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  Speaker 4: to say.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, can I can I tell you something?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: So, like I thought it'd be chill to take a
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  Speaker 3: pic with all the doggies, like the little puppers around me.
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  Speaker 3: You know, like that one famous picture online with that
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  Speaker 3: kid in the middle with all the stuffed animals. I
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  Speaker 3: you know that, you know that one?
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  Speaker 4: No idea, what you're talking about is my dog? Like okay, oh.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Like my boss has gone today, and
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  Speaker 3: so I kind of let all the dogs out of
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  Speaker 3: their crates.
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  Speaker 4: Are you serious? Where where the hell is my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Release the hounds. Wait, I forgot to hit record.
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  Speaker 4: Shut up, I want to go back. Where Where the
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  Speaker 4: hell is my dog? Bruno?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? We don't talk about Bruno.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, I asked you a question, do you have my dog?
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  Speaker 3: Well? Bro, I was I was going to answer, like,
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  Speaker 3: if you stop yellings, you're kind of loud? Fine, okay, okay,
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  Speaker 3: what what was the question?
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  Speaker 4: I said? Where's my dog?
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  Speaker 3: Who?
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  Speaker 4: Bruno?
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  Speaker 3: Who's that?
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  Speaker 1: Am?
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  Speaker 3: I am? I supposed to know who that is?
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  Speaker 4: My wife is going to be so pissed if she
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  Speaker 4: found out I'd let some stupid pothead, loser idiot lose him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I resemble that comment all I respect.
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  Speaker 4: This is a nightmare.
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  Speaker 3: I was.
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  Speaker 4: You can't even speak English right now?
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  Speaker 3: Hold on, man, it's not my fault, all right, because
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  Speaker 3: your Japanese dog was like whatever it is, he's got
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  Speaker 3: like an accent with his wolf. Shut the hell up
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  Speaker 3: is like four inch.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not talking to you anymore. This is ridiculous. I'm
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  Speaker 4: coming down there. I'm gonna get my dog.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, all right, cool?
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  Speaker 4: Uh no, it's not cool.
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  Speaker 1: This is up.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, when you get here, do you have
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  Speaker 3: like four bucks? I could borrow because like, my brake's
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  Speaker 3: coming up, and I've been craving a bean and cheese.
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  Speaker 4: So I swear to God, you have to be the
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  Speaker 4: worst employee at any business that's ever existed. Like, how
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  Speaker 4: did you even get this job?
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  Speaker 3: Which job though? Like the fake groomer job that I
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  Speaker 3: made up? What or the job that I'm currently doing
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  Speaker 3: at a radio station. Oh my god, Cauz, this is
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  Speaker 3: actually Jose from Brook and Jeffrey in the morning and
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  Speaker 3: we're doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is a joke.
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  Speaker 3: It's a prank man, it's not real. Your wife Trina
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  Speaker 3: set you up.
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  Speaker 4: God.
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  Speaker 3: She said she found out from some receipt that you
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  Speaker 3: dropped on the ground, like you took your dog to
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  Speaker 3: a cheaper groomer or something.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, I dropped the receipt on the ground.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god. I thought I was dead. I thought
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  Speaker 4: my wife is gonna kill me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, if she doesn't kill you, can I borrow like
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  Speaker 3: three dollars?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe I'll give you three dollars to get out of
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  Speaker 4: my wife forever.
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  Speaker 3: Oh what? Oh hold on? How do I hang this
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  Speaker 3: phone up?
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  Speaker 4: Week up?
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  Speaker 1: Every morning? With phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,