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Phone Tap: Moving Mishap · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap and today I call a guy
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  Speaker 1: who hired movers to bring all of his stuff from
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  Speaker 1: his old place to his new home across town. Movers
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  Speaker 1: are very convenient, pretty cut and dry. According to his friend.
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  Speaker 1: He's been very nervous about it though, because he had
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  Speaker 1: to work that day. Oh yeah, so he gave the
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  Speaker 1: movers very specific instructions on what to do. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: hopefully they followed them. I'm sure they did. If you're
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  Speaker 1: calling yeah, otherwise, why would we be doing this? If
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  Speaker 1: your phone tap? Right now? On the twenties, Hello, Hey,
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  Speaker 1: is this Dennis? Yes, it is calling. My name's Daniel.
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  Speaker 1: I work with movers. How's it going today? Not bad?
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  Speaker 1: How's the move going? It's going great. It's a little
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  Speaker 1: tough to get in, but one of my guys climbed
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  Speaker 1: up the drain pipe to the second floor window. He
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  Speaker 1: got through there, went down the stairs and then opened
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  Speaker 1: the door for us. But you know, we figured it out.
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  Speaker 1: The instructions that I gave to the person on the
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  Speaker 1: phone were very clear. There is a key hidden under
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  Speaker 1: a hide rock, and then you circle around to the
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  Speaker 1: back and you open up the sliding glass door. Is
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  Speaker 1: that how you guys enter? No, I didn't see those instructions.
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little confused as to how you got in.
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  Speaker 1: But if you got in, then I'm happy that that's
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  Speaker 1: what happened. Yeah, yeah, me too. There was a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of an issue. I just want to let you
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  Speaker 1: know about it. What happened. So I was trying to
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  Speaker 1: bring the love seat up the spiral staircase in the
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  Speaker 1: back and he got stuck. There's no spiral staircase in
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  Speaker 1: my new house. That's funny. What's funny you're saying you
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  Speaker 1: don't have a spiral staircase? Like, why are you measing
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  Speaker 1: with me? Bro? There is no spiral staircase in my house.
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  Speaker 1: There is a straightforward steps to wait one floor house. Wait.
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  Speaker 1: Are you serious? I am very serious? Are you serious?
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I think I put your stuff in
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  Speaker 1: the wrong house. Tell me you're joking right now? Or
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  Speaker 1: you're on drugs. Yeah, I'm looking at my sheet right now.
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  Speaker 1: I'm are you serious? Mixed up the addresses? Man? Are
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes at this point you're criminally liable. You have to shout,
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  Speaker 1: oh okay, I just figured it out. I put his
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  Speaker 1: stuff in your new house, and I put your stuff
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  Speaker 1: in this guy's new house. What I mean to do
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  Speaker 1: is go to wherever you got my stuff and get it. Um. No,
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  Speaker 1: are you hate? No? You know actually I have a
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  Speaker 1: better idea. And what is that? Okay, So I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: give you the phone number for the owner of this house.
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  Speaker 1: Would you mind calling him to see if he could
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  Speaker 1: do a house swap or something? Yeah? Yeah, I would
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  Speaker 1: love to do that. I would you mind right now?
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  Speaker 1: So you're cool with the house swap idea? No, I
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  Speaker 1: am not cool with the house swap idea. I'm not
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  Speaker 1: cool with you just said that you would love to
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  Speaker 1: do that. No, I wouldn't. That was sarcasm, you man.
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  Speaker 1: Please think to your supervisor. If I'm being one hundred
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  Speaker 1: percent honest, I kind of like the other guy's house
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  Speaker 1: better than yours. Tell me you like the house. What
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  Speaker 1: you need to do is shut up. Well, no, my stuff, No,
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  Speaker 1: put it in the right look, don't get offended, man,
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  Speaker 1: it's just the floor plan, the open concept idea. I
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  Speaker 1: kind of like that, and then the backyard space and
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  Speaker 1: the other guys is really well done. Are you sure
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  Speaker 1: you don't want to ask him about it? What kind
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  Speaker 1: of drugs are you ont? Like? Where do you get
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  Speaker 1: this stuff? Like? How do you maintain a job? Who
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  Speaker 1: birthed you? I don't even know? How do I sold you?
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  Speaker 1: You're so bad? It's a lot of questions. I got
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  Speaker 1: to write that down. What was the first one? Again?
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  Speaker 1: Who birthed me? Many times? Did your fall down while
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  Speaker 1: she was pregnant with you? Did you have like ballpark
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  Speaker 1: figure on that? I mean, from what I've heard it
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  Speaker 1: was over four times, but it was it was under
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  Speaker 1: seven for sure, So somewhere between four and seven. Then
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  Speaker 1: you drones four? This is what you get it? Four? Dude.
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  Speaker 1: I don't have time to this time. Hey man, you
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  Speaker 1: sound really angry right now. I need to speak to
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  Speaker 1: your supervisor first before I find you and choked the
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  Speaker 1: out of well. Hold on, man, before you do that,
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  Speaker 1: before we get choke in. You should know something, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I don't actually work for the moving company you're telling me.
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  Speaker 1: You're not even license stuff do with it. No, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not licensed to do anything, because I can believe that.
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  Speaker 1: That's the first thing you said that I can believe. Pal,
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  Speaker 1: I have to tell you this is actually Jeffrey from
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  Speaker 1: the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing a phone's app on you. Your friend Kenny set
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  Speaker 1: you up for a prank. He said that you were
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  Speaker 1: a stress because you had to work well, the movers
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  Speaker 1: took care of your stuff, and so I wanted to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. I'm sorry, man, Man, you really sounded
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  Speaker 1: like you wanted to hurt me. If I'm being honest
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  Speaker 1: right here, Man, I still really want to hurt But hey,
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  Speaker 1: you know what, I still think you should consider putting
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  Speaker 1: a spiral staircase in there, you know, right after I
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  Speaker 1: get out of the hospital from my blood pressure situation. Yeah,
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