Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Deadly Glove Box
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- 0:00Speaker 1: How many times a week do you turn on the
- 0:01Speaker 1: news and they have a report saying, Hey, this car
- 0:05Speaker 1: has a big recall on it. Be careful, make sure
- 0:08Speaker 1: to contact your local dealership.
- 0:10Speaker 2: I've actually had to take my car in for that,
- 0:11Speaker 2: like it was an airbag thing years.
- 0:14Speaker 3: Ago, my power spread.
- 0:15Speaker 1: It happens a lot. And how many times does it
- 0:18Speaker 1: have to do with a faulty glove compartment?
- 0:21Speaker 3: None until now.
- 0:24Speaker 1: Because Jose poses as a supervisor at a car dealership
- 0:28Speaker 1: and he calls a guy to tell him there's been
- 0:30Speaker 1: some issues lately with his car's glove box and if
- 0:34Speaker 1: it doesn't get fixed soon, bad stuff is gonna happen.
- 0:37Speaker 1: Oh no, I know it sounds like a great phone
- 0:40Speaker 1: tap idea.
- 0:40Speaker 3: At this I'm really curious where this is going to go,
- 0:43Speaker 3: or maybe it's super lame. Let's just listen.
- 0:45Speaker 1: It's your phone tap right now.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Another on the twenties.
- 0:52Speaker 2: Hello, Hey, this is rod phantasm from the dealerships Charles.
- 0:58Speaker 4: It is fun.
- 0:59Speaker 2: Hey, Charles, how's it going? I'm just following up in
- 1:02Speaker 2: our notes it says you picked up one of our
- 1:04Speaker 2: newer R models a couple of weeks ago.
- 1:06Speaker 4: How's that been for you so far? So good, no complaints.
- 1:11Speaker 3: Is a nice ride, okay, all right, So it hasn't
- 1:13Speaker 3: caught on.
- 1:14Speaker 4: Fire yet, No, it has it?
- 1:19Speaker 3: Okay, No, No, I'm just kidding. I mean kind of.
- 1:25Speaker 4: Okay, what do you mean kind of you get you
- 1:27Speaker 4: can't just say kind of and then not say anything.
- 1:29Speaker 4: What do you mean kind of?
- 1:30Speaker 3: No?
- 1:31Speaker 2: I just mean, like, you know, we technically did just
- 1:33Speaker 2: have a recall, and I have to tell you that
- 1:36Speaker 2: apparently twelve percent of the cars in your model have
- 1:39Speaker 2: a defect.
- 1:41Speaker 4: Okay, continue, please you keep sorry.
- 1:44Speaker 3: I apologize. It's it's not a big deal.
- 1:46Speaker 2: The glove compartment just doesn't lock all the way like
- 1:49Speaker 2: it's like kind of jiggles, like you know that's does
- 1:52Speaker 2: mean jiggling on my desk because.
- 1:55Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I got the reference.
- 1:59Speaker 3: You you know what a jiggle sounds like.
- 2:01Speaker 2: Okay, just it'll jiggle a little and it may pop open.
- 2:04Speaker 4: Okay, Well what you said it before? I thought it
- 2:07Speaker 4: was gonna be serious.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Even Look, if you're okay with the possibly jiggly glove compartment,
- 2:12Speaker 2: then you're okay with releasing us from all liability.
- 2:15Speaker 3: Correct. By the way, I am recording this phone call.
- 2:18Speaker 4: If you're asking for me to release liability on the
- 2:21Speaker 4: shaky glove compartment. That's fine, I have zero concerns about that.
- 2:26Speaker 2: Okay, great, And oh the other part And by the way,
- 2:30Speaker 2: I'm not recording this, but thirty five people have died
- 2:34Speaker 2: from this car model's glove compartment.
- 2:35Speaker 3: Catching on fire. Wait what Yeah, like huge explosions. You
- 2:41Speaker 3: ever seen those gender reveals gone wrong on the news? Wait?
- 2:44Speaker 3: Imagine that? But with car parts?
- 2:46Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Right now?
- 2:48Speaker 2: I'm just glad that we're not liable if something happens
- 2:51Speaker 2: with you.
- 2:51Speaker 4: No, I released you from liability over a shaky, jiggly,
- 2:57Speaker 4: partially noisy glove compartment.
- 2:58Speaker 2: Not about well, the part that I didn't get to
- 3:02Speaker 2: was that it jiggles because the engineers accidentally put a
- 3:05Speaker 2: bunch of electrical wires through it. So if you close
- 3:09Speaker 2: it a little bit too hard, it literally explodes.
- 3:12Speaker 4: I don't like your matter of fact home about potentially
- 3:16Speaker 4: me dying in this car that I just purchased.
- 3:18Speaker 2: Well, to be fair, I did ask you if your
- 3:21Speaker 2: car is caught on fire? Yet, do you remember that
- 3:22Speaker 2: the start of the conversation is one of the first
- 3:25Speaker 2: things I remember.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Dude, I thought you were joking. So if it yeah. Oh,
- 3:30Speaker 4: if this is real, I need for you to fix
- 3:33Speaker 4: this asap.
- 3:34Speaker 3: Absolutely.
- 3:35Speaker 2: That's just going to be a nine hundred dollars charge
- 3:37Speaker 2: and then we will fix that.
- 3:38Speaker 3: I'll take good care.
- 3:39Speaker 4: Nine hundred dollars.
- 3:40Speaker 3: Who well, remember.
- 3:42Speaker 2: You you just released us from liability, sir, so that
- 3:45Speaker 2: means you void the warranty.
- 3:46Speaker 3: And this is an out of pocket.
- 3:48Speaker 4: All right, what you're doing right now is a scam.
- 3:51Speaker 4: First you're recording, then you're not recording, and now magically,
- 3:56Speaker 4: out of thin air, I have to pay a nine
- 3:57Speaker 4: hundred dollars charge for you to big a vehicle that
- 4:01Speaker 4: you sold to me that has a debate.
- 4:02Speaker 2: Well, technically the vehicle is great, it's just the glove
- 4:05Speaker 2: compartment that's deadly.
- 4:07Speaker 4: You just told me not even twenty seconds ago, that
- 4:10Speaker 4: this glove compartment could explode.
- 4:13Speaker 3: I know you're upset.
- 4:14Speaker 2: I am more concerned about your safety than anything else here. Well,
- 4:18Speaker 2: why don't you just be very careful. Don't touch the
- 4:20Speaker 2: glove compartment in any way, don't even.
- 4:22Speaker 4: Look at it.
- 4:24Speaker 3: Just avoid all the speed bumps.
- 4:25Speaker 2: We did have a couple of incidences where drivers were
- 4:28Speaker 2: maimed in a school zone.
- 4:29Speaker 4: Hey, hey, it's rod right, how about.
- 4:31Speaker 3: That, you Rod phantasm.
- 4:32Speaker 4: How about you take this falsey glove compartment and stick
- 4:35Speaker 4: it up your and let it explode there.
- 4:38Speaker 3: I've actually done something similar to this in Thailand.
- 4:40Speaker 4: I'm sure you have. That's why I thought it was
- 4:42Speaker 4: right up your alley. So first off, go yourself. Second off,
- 4:46Speaker 4: get your supervisor on the phone. This is this is unacceptable.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Look I would put my supervisor on the phone, but
- 4:53Speaker 2: he was actually in charge.
- 4:55Speaker 4: If you're not to say something really stupid, don't do it.
- 4:58Speaker 2: I'm not going to say something, stud I'm gonna give
- 5:00Speaker 2: you a fact.
- 5:01Speaker 3: Rod, So my supervisor.
- 5:04Speaker 4: Something that's about to piss me off? One and I
- 5:06Speaker 4: already am it's not.
- 5:08Speaker 2: My supervisor was in charge of fixing the glove compartments
- 5:10Speaker 2: and now he's in the hospital because one of them
- 5:12Speaker 2: jiggled too hard and it blew up.
- 5:14Speaker 4: All right, what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up there. Obviously,
- 5:18Speaker 4: I'm not gonna drive the car.
- 5:19Speaker 3: No, don't say what you're gonna say. You're gonna regret this?
- 5:23Speaker 4: No, no, no, I'm not gonna regret anything. What brother?
- 5:26Speaker 1: What?
- 5:27Speaker 4: What? What?
- 5:28Speaker 3: Rod?
- 5:28Speaker 4: What could you possibly say to make anything better?
- 5:32Speaker 3: Right?
- 5:32Speaker 2: Now? My name is Jose Bolano's I work for Brick
- 5:35Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning.
- 5:36Speaker 4: I need more contact than that because I'm pretty boiling
- 5:39Speaker 4: right now.
- 5:39Speaker 2: No, okay, I'll give you more context. Look, this is
- 5:43Speaker 2: a prank phone call, and your sister Helene.
- 5:45Speaker 3: Sent you up. What you want to play a joke
- 5:48Speaker 3: on you? She said, it's an awesome ride.
- 5:52Speaker 4: I'm so sorry you don't understand. I am saking pretty much.
- 5:56Speaker 4: I'm shaking.
- 5:57Speaker 3: No, she said, you gave her a ride. You just
- 6:01Speaker 3: got your new car, you gave her ride. She absolutely
- 6:03Speaker 3: loves it, and she's proud of you.
- 6:05Speaker 4: Jealous. Oh my gosh. Weeke up every morning with poom
- 6:10Speaker 4: tabs weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey in
- 6:13Speaker 4: the Morning