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Phone Tap: Duo Couple Counseling · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and the other
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  Speaker 1: day we got an email from a listener who said
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  Speaker 1: she is engaged and before their wedding, they agreed to
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  Speaker 1: get couples counseling, not to resolve, like any major issues
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  Speaker 1: in the relationship, just to work on good communication leading
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  Speaker 1: up to the moment. And who better to help him
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  Speaker 1: with that than the Dynamic Duo of Joseph and Carol Benson.
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  Speaker 2: They've done a prank call before on the show, and
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  Speaker 2: it's time to bring him back for a brand new
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  Speaker 2: phone tap. Right now, I'm working Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, this is Joseph Benson from Dynamic Duo Counseling. Is
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  Speaker 2: this Andrew? Yes, it is Hi Andrew. I'm also joined
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  Speaker 2: on the call by my fabulous and extremely flexible wife, Carol.
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  Speaker 2: We're partners in life and in business, right, honey buns?
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  Speaker 3: Well that's right, pooky pants.
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  Speaker 2: My Hey, what is this about? Good question? Yeah, let's
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  Speaker 2: just dive right in, shall we, Because I have in
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  Speaker 2: my notes that you and your fiance Erica are gonna
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  Speaker 2: be marrying soon. That's exciting yea in June? Yeah, oh,
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  Speaker 2: and Apparently she thought it was a good idea if
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  Speaker 2: you two both took some couples counseling classes together. Uh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: is that what this is?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Ding ding ding, Andrew, you have found the right place.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, he is curious and I like it too.
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  Speaker 3: We should slogan.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, let's do that? Fix the fight? Sleep good tonight?
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, that's nice. Sure we don't fight. She
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  Speaker 2: just wanted to make sure that we had better communication
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  Speaker 2: before getting married.
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  Speaker 3: Oh perfect, because we have another slogan, right, teddy bear.
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  Speaker 2: We sure do sugar lumps. It's no more bicker, make
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  Speaker 2: love quicker.
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  Speaker 3: Too fast?
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  Speaker 2: Wow, you guys are talented.
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  Speaker 3: I mean you guys could say things at the exact
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  Speaker 3: same time. No, that's right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not even rehearsed. We're just so connected on
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  Speaker 2: like a soul level.
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  Speaker 3: So is his soul?
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  Speaker 2: No, my soul's your soul? Sweetums? What and would you
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  Speaker 2: like to hear our souls make love over the phone?
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  Speaker 2: I really rather not.
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  Speaker 3: Sometimes we can't even stop that.
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  Speaker 2: Our souls just want to intermesh. Right, subscribe to our
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  Speaker 2: Patreon and you can watch our souls do their thing.
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  Speaker 2: Now that's very uncomfortable. Oh, Listen. I know it's definitely
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  Speaker 2: different to be counseled by a duo of couples counselors,
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  Speaker 2: but we're just unique. We're innovative groundbreakers in the counseling industry.
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  Speaker 3: Let you break my grounds.
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  Speaker 2: Oh so the call is over. We just have the
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  Speaker 2: regular ground unbroken. There, I feel shaking, unstable.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, Andrew, We're gonna get you and your fiance to
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  Speaker 3: the point me and my sugar loafer.
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  Speaker 2: At wouldn't that be nice?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but we don't need to be sugar loafs.
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  Speaker 3: We're plenty good with the regularly prefer sticky bond hut.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, you don't care. We need to stay away from
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  Speaker 2: all pastries. We're just speaking our love language.
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  Speaker 3: That's all, honey.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: Some people's love language is quality timer words of affirmation.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but ours are baked good euphemisms. Isn't that right?
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  Speaker 1: My little sassy scone daddy, this.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't really what I thought it was gonna be. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the whole nicknames and the talking at the
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  Speaker 3: same time, and the snuggle bug and all this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, my little blueberry muffin talk, I'm hearing that.
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  Speaker 3: Let's give him something.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, use your words, not angry birds. Over there.
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  Speaker 3: I bet that did it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand how Erica thought this would be
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  Speaker 2: productive or beneficial for us.
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  Speaker 3: He's still not getting it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, let's give him one last one. Maybe we'll really
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  Speaker 2: get through to him. Oh no, no, I'm don't. Don't
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  Speaker 2: feel small. It's a prank call. Yeah, it's a joke
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. We're not a couple's counseling. We're brooking
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey from the radio. Your fiance, Erica set you up.
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  Speaker 2: I was like, what did sign up for? It wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be the first time. Wait is she listening?
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  Speaker 3: Just kidding, honey.
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  Speaker 2: It sounds like you're having your own little duo conversation
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  Speaker 2: with yourself.
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  Speaker 3: I can actually see about your fiance thought maybe better
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  Speaker 3: communication would be good for you guys.
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  Speaker 2: Definitely, Yeah, well maybe not that much communication. Sounding like
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  Speaker 2: an angry bird. Again, use your words, not angry birds.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I like that other one.
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  Speaker 2: What was a big love quicker? That was pretty good? Okay,
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  Speaker 2: you purvoking?
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  Speaker 3: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties