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Phone Tap: Wedding Video Smear Job · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your phone prank. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning. And today we call a local wedding
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  Speaker 1: photographer and are interested in his services. But unlike most
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  Speaker 1: videos where they capture the vows or the first dance,
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  Speaker 1: we have a different mission for him. In fact, I
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  Speaker 1: bet you he's never had a wedding request quite like
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  Speaker 1: this before. You're going to hear it in your phone
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  Speaker 1: tap right now. Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, this is Mike.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Mike. My name is Jerry. I was referred to
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  Speaker 1: you about your wedding services.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, excellent. Hi there, Jerry. Hi.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so you do video and pictures and stuff. I
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  Speaker 1: was just on your website.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. Do you have a wedding coming up?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, sort of. I just, you know, looking at everything,
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  Speaker 1: you do a fantastic job.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Especially with Asian brides. What?
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  Speaker 2: What? What was that? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: How much for one of those videos?
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  Speaker 2: If you're.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kidding. I'm kidding, man. I already have a ton
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  Speaker 1: of those videos. I'm not quite following.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: No, don't worry about it. Look, here's the deal. So
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  Speaker 1: the fiance and I were thinking of tying the knot
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  Speaker 1: next summer. And I think you're the guy that we
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  Speaker 1: want to hire. Oh, incredible.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you. And I'm sorry, I should have said the
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  Speaker 1: one I want to hire.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, are you looking at other options right now?
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  Speaker 1: Well, not necessarily. I mean, it's just a little early
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  Speaker 1: in the process. I don't want to keep this on
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  Speaker 1: the down low because I want to make a special request.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, yes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so instead of this beautiful, grand, lovey-dovey wedding video...
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  Speaker 1: I am looking to make this more of a smear job.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not quite there with you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's just even planning this whole thing in the
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  Speaker 1: initial stages alone. My mother-in-law has been a pain in
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  Speaker 1: my rear. Okay. Are you still there? Yeah. Okay, great.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry was it? Yes.
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  Speaker 1: And so what I want to do is hire my
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  Speaker 1: own photographer. a.k.a. you, and just get a ton of
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  Speaker 1: footage of her eating with her mouth open.
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  Speaker 2: What? Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then I could take those and share them on
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  Speaker 1: social media. You feel me?
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  Speaker 2: No, not really. I'm not quite sure I understand the
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  Speaker 2: plan here.
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  Speaker 1: Like, imagine her mouth open and she's stuffing shrimp in it,
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  Speaker 1: and then the music's playing like, oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Got her!
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not really something we do.
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  Speaker 1: What do you mean?
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  Speaker 2: We really try to do quite the opposite. We really
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  Speaker 2: want to highlight how lovely a day, best day of
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  Speaker 2: many people's lives, not near the mother-in-law.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, you know what? It would be the best
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  Speaker 1: day of my life if you could get video of
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  Speaker 1: her eating with her mouth open. So I think we're
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  Speaker 1: actually on the same page.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think we are.
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  Speaker 1: Dude, you don't understand. Like, every Sunday night, I have
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  Speaker 1: to go over to her place, you know, the in-laws
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  Speaker 1: house for dinner and see it myself. Right.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry, I, I, I'm kind of, I got to cut
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  Speaker 2: you off.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like a nonstop trail of yaps.
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  Speaker 2: Look, I feel for you. I, I, it sounds like
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  Speaker 2: a tough situation. I assume the bride doesn't know you're
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  Speaker 2: making this request.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think she would be surprised by
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  Speaker 1: it because one time I asked her jokingly, if, if
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  Speaker 1: I hired a hit man, would she go have these
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  Speaker 1: with me? Oh God. No, she didn't love that. So
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  Speaker 1: this would be between you and me.
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  Speaker 2: Jerry, I'm going to make this as clear to you
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  Speaker 2: as I can. I'm a wedding videographer. Right. I capture
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  Speaker 2: video of people at their weddings.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I don't make people look bad.
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's actually kind of funny. We're in sort
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  Speaker 1: of similar situations.
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  Speaker 2: How so?
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  Speaker 1: Because what I do professionally is prank phone calls trying
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  Speaker 1: to make myself look bad.
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  Speaker 2: What?
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  Speaker 1: And I think I'm actually kind of succeeding, like, in
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  Speaker 1: the one I'm doing on you right now. I think
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  Speaker 1: I look awful.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because my real name is Jeff from a radio
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  Speaker 1: show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning, and your girlfriend, Naomi,
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  Speaker 1: set you up for a phone tap.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, fuck. No way. Yeah. Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I know that was really weird.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey, not Jerry?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm Jeffrey. Your girlfriend said you'd be getting some
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  Speaker 1: pretty interesting requests for your job recently, and she wanted
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  Speaker 1: us to really cross the line and see how you'd answer.
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  Speaker 2: Man, well, this is beyond the pale. I've had some
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  Speaker 2: weird requests, but this is.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, boy. It bums me out that you said no
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  Speaker 1: to capturing my mother-in-law like that. You made a good case,
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  Speaker 1: but wow. How about this? I'll send you some video
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  Speaker 1: of her eating shrimp. We'll both have a great laugh.
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  Speaker 2: You know what? Go for it.
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  Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey's phone taps on the 20s.