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Phone Tap: Fundraiser For Children · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: It's time for your prank call. It's Brooke and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, and today we reach out to a
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  Speaker 1: woman who is very stressed because she works for a
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  Speaker 1: pretty big company and every year they do their charity
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  Speaker 1: fundraiser to help raise money for children in Need's awesome.
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  Speaker 1: She has organized it for the past three years in
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  Speaker 1: a row, and the only thing she's asked from her
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  Speaker 1: boss is for more help. Oh, I would imagine. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure we're going to be helpful. She's going to regret
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  Speaker 1: that request because her boss is the one who set
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  Speaker 1: her up. We're going to find out what her help
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  Speaker 1: is in your phone tap right now, Brooking.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, is this Tash.
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  Speaker 2: It's Tasha.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Tasha, this is Mark from East Campus. I'm supposed
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  Speaker 1: to work with you on that charity fundraiser.
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  Speaker 2: Oh nice, Okay, I didn't even know you would be
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  Speaker 2: calling steps off.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's a good to finally meet you.
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  Speaker 1: I was told you could use a little help.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. I know you weren't here for the first three years,
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  Speaker 2: but there's just like so many moving parts, right.
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  Speaker 1: I know you've been the organizer for a while, but uh,
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  Speaker 1: you know, I did have some thoughts on the entertainment.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I thought I had it a coverard.
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  Speaker 1: But totally I get that. But is it the correct entertainment?
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  Speaker 1: What because you've never hired Sal Paulo?
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, who who?
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  Speaker 1: Oh gosh, that's funny.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 1: It's not offended though, because he's actually here with me
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  Speaker 1: right now. Let me just get him.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, what is going on right now?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry? Just second me bring him over? Yeah, s Paulo,
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  Speaker 1: put down the croissant.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, I don't understand what is going on right now.
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  Speaker 2: I have this cupboard.
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  Speaker 1: I just need Sal Paulo. He's already written this like
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  Speaker 1: whole cool original song just for the kids.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to talk to
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  Speaker 2: Tyson and I'm.
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  Speaker 1: So sorry he's walking over. Can you just like excuse me?
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  Speaker 1: Remember that that children's charity event that I was telling
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  Speaker 1: you about, the woman like the really overbearing lady who
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  Speaker 1: needs help. She's on the phone right now. Excuse me? Sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I can't hear myself think.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me? You are being so rude, So.
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  Speaker 1: Let's do it, okay. In three two one gore that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh no, no, love that this guy, this guy, Oh
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  Speaker 2: god god no no, Mark, Mark, can you come back? Please, please, please.
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  Speaker 1: Please, I'm not crying already.
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  Speaker 2: That was amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Oh what do you think?
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  Speaker 2: I mean?
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  Speaker 1: We have to have him. I mean I shouldn't even
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  Speaker 1: ask you what you think.
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  Speaker 2: But no, no, this is not happening. No, no, what's no?
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  Speaker 2: You you actually hired somebody. You cannot do stuff like
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  Speaker 2: that without my permission.
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  Speaker 1: I think you're missing the point. If you heard him singing,
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  Speaker 1: you should be bursting into tears right now.
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  Speaker 2: That doesn't even sound like a real artistuffs.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she didn't mean it, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: No I did. I totally meant that.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand sal Polo is internationally renowned. He sings
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  Speaker 1: to children all over the world.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I feel badly for those children.
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  Speaker 1: It's just it's interesting because at the start of this call,
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  Speaker 1: you were so desperate for my assistance and so eager.
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  Speaker 2: I was never desperate, and there was.
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  Speaker 1: Some desperation I was sensing it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care what you think. I was never desperate.
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  Speaker 2: I asked like a real person for assistance, not for
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  Speaker 2: some actual who just moped in and.
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  Speaker 1: She just said a bad word. You understand that you've
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  Speaker 1: offended not just sal Polo, but his entire culture.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care. I don't care about some guy I've
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  Speaker 2: never eaten.
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  Speaker 1: At least that we can do just to make it
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  Speaker 1: up to him is let him sing again.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, weird were Oh my god, get off the phone. Jeez,
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  Speaker 2: stop stop doing whatever you think that is.
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  Speaker 1: Spinning, spinning, wow, oh my god, the talent. I have
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  Speaker 1: no worries. Thank you so much. Oh you are so
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  Speaker 1: worth every penny that we are spending on you. Four
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars what actually six thousand mine. I'm gonna throw
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  Speaker 1: in two grand for a top.
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  Speaker 2: Stop talking? Okay, are you.
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  Speaker 1: Talking to me? Are you talking to salth Paolo?
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  Speaker 2: Who do you think you are?
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm a radio host from a show called
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and I think we're
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  Speaker 1: trying to do a prank call on you. What my
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  Speaker 1: name is? Jeff Your boss Tyson asked the to do
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  Speaker 1: a phone tap on. Oh my god, you told us
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  Speaker 1: that you've been really stressed out trying to organize this
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  Speaker 1: whole charity fundraiser, so he wanted to make you laugh.
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  Speaker 2: Who was singing? Sound? Who sings like that?
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  Speaker 1: Hello, Oh, why do you hate the children?
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  Speaker 2: I love the children. Broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on
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  Speaker 2: the twenties