Latest / Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps / Phone Tap: Car Thief Career Day
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Today we call an elementary school teacher who was set
- 0:03Speaker 1: up by another elementary school time. I love it.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Let's start this school.
- 0:08Speaker 1: You're off right, Well, apparently career day is coming up
- 0:11Speaker 1: and he needs to touch base with the parents who've
- 0:13Speaker 1: agreed to come in and talk.
- 0:14Speaker 3: But there is one little twist for one of the parents.
- 0:18Speaker 1: That would be me, and I should probably clarify what
- 0:21Speaker 1: my job really is because he might assume that I
- 0:25Speaker 1: do something else.
- 0:27Speaker 3: In your phone tap.
- 0:28Speaker 2: Right now, you're Jeff's phone taps on the twenties.
- 0:33Speaker 3: Hello. Hi, is this mister Ryan from elementary? Yes? Who's calling? Hi?
- 0:39Speaker 1: I'm Eric Cameron's dad. Oh Hi, I know I'm supposed
- 0:43Speaker 1: to come in and speak to the kids for career day.
- 0:46Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 0:46Speaker 3: Great, nice to meet you.
- 0:47Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you too. I don't know if you got it.
- 0:51Speaker 1: I sent in some information to you, yes, regarding your career, right.
- 0:56Speaker 3: I just wanting to make sure.
- 0:58Speaker 1: It looks like you're involved in the automotive indust street.
- 1:00Speaker 1: But that's pretty much all it's said. Well, I mean, yeah, loosely,
- 1:04Speaker 1: uh huh, okay, So can you tell me a little
- 1:08Speaker 1: bit more. I can, but it's at this point in
- 1:11Speaker 1: the conversation I do need to legally let you know
- 1:14Speaker 1: that my parole officer is on the line.
- 1:16Speaker 2: Hi. Uh Hello, Yeah, my name's Beth. I work in
- 1:24Speaker 2: conjunction for the correctional facility where Eric was formerly housed.
- 1:29Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm a little confused right now.
- 1:32Speaker 2: It's pretty simple according to the courts, I just need
- 1:34Speaker 2: to be on every phone call that Eric makes for
- 1:36Speaker 2: the next six to nine months, and this obviously falls
- 1:39Speaker 2: in that window.
- 1:41Speaker 3: Can I ask why?
- 1:43Speaker 2: I'll just let Eric explain to you. I'm just going
- 1:45Speaker 2: to be silent in the background here, so don't even
- 1:49Speaker 2: act like I'm on the phone.
- 1:51Speaker 3: Okay, I'm really sorry about that.
- 1:53Speaker 1: That's just like a formality I have to deal with,
- 1:56Speaker 1: you know, won't last forever, hopefully, Eric.
- 1:59Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm a little confused here and slightly concerned.
- 2:03Speaker 1: You said you worked in the automotive industry, so well,
- 2:06Speaker 1: I said, I loosely worked in the auto industry, truthful.
- 2:10Speaker 1: I kind of got into a little bit of trouble
- 2:11Speaker 1: last year for stealing over one hundred cars and chopping
- 2:16Speaker 1: them up and selling the parts online to Russia. I
- 2:20Speaker 1: know it's dumb, but it's in the past, Okay. I've
- 2:23Speaker 1: moved on. When you wrote in that you worked in
- 2:27Speaker 1: the auto industry.
- 2:28Speaker 3: I assumed that it was at a dealership or you
- 2:30Speaker 3: worked as a mechanic well or something in that facet.
- 2:34Speaker 3: I did.
- 2:34Speaker 1: The thing is I could sell or take apart cars
- 2:37Speaker 1: like those jobs.
- 2:38Speaker 3: So I'm basically both of those things.
- 2:40Speaker 2: No, I'm sorry to jump in here, but legally you
- 2:43Speaker 2: can't do any of those things anymore.
- 2:45Speaker 1: Right, I'm just saying in theory I could, but I wouldn't.
- 2:49Speaker 3: Well, I still don't think that you can come in
- 2:51Speaker 3: and discuss that for career day. Well, I won't discuss that,
- 2:55Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying. I won't.
- 2:56Speaker 1: I wouldn't talk about that. I just I do know
- 2:58Speaker 1: a lot though about like cards.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Do you happen to have one?
- 3:02Speaker 2: Perhaps excuse me, Eric, Yeah, sorry to interrupt, but are
- 3:06Speaker 2: you two discussing the exchange of stolen car parts?
- 3:09Speaker 1: What?
- 3:10Speaker 3: Uh? No, I don't know, mister Ryan.
- 3:13Speaker 1: Are we I'm not discussing anything illegal at all? Man, Right, Okay,
- 3:18Speaker 1: I don't even know what the hell's going on, to
- 3:21Speaker 1: be honest, Yes, what he said?
- 3:22Speaker 3: Okay, No, man, nothing illegal.
- 3:24Speaker 2: Look, I don't know what's going on here, but I'm
- 3:26Speaker 2: listening to every word so this is your first and
- 3:29Speaker 2: final war.
- 3:30Speaker 1: Come on, now, we're just talking cars, Eric, you know
- 3:33Speaker 1: no need to get feisty with us.
- 3:35Speaker 2: Man, don't want to have to write you up again
- 3:36Speaker 2: saying you got belligerent during a phone conversation.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Okay, geez, mister Ryan, you're making me look bad in
- 3:41Speaker 1: front of my po Are you joking?
- 3:44Speaker 3: I'm not doing anything. I don't even know why I'm
- 3:46Speaker 3: on this call.
- 3:47Speaker 1: You're the one that's grilling me about car parts and
- 3:49Speaker 1: prices and things.
- 3:50Speaker 3: So I'm just like responding to you. What I never
- 3:53Speaker 3: mentioned anything like that? Right, Yeah, me either, exactly.
- 3:57Speaker 1: So you and I are going to meet behind the
- 3:58Speaker 1: classroom at first recess and then you hand me the
- 4:01Speaker 1: three whole punch.
- 4:02Speaker 2: No, Eric, I know what three whole punch is code for. Okay,
- 4:08Speaker 2: no I'm doing I'm not doing anything.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Stop trying to loop me into your car theft ring
- 4:13Speaker 1: or whatever you're trying to do.
- 4:15Speaker 3: Apparently, Okay, dude, what are you doing? You're outing the
- 4:18Speaker 3: whole thing?
- 4:18Speaker 2: That makes sense.
- 4:20Speaker 3: There's no ring. I'm not a part of this, right.
- 4:23Speaker 1: This doesn't have anything to do with you handing me
- 4:25Speaker 1: tools so that I can remove catalytic converters from the
- 4:27Speaker 1: school parking.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I.
- 4:31Speaker 3: Don't even know what that is. It's not I said,
- 4:33Speaker 3: we're not doing that, mister Ryan.
- 4:35Speaker 2: I'm going to need you to report to the courts.
- 4:37Speaker 2: I need to report to the courts when you're half
- 4:40Speaker 2: of the theft ring.
- 4:41Speaker 3: Absolutely listen, I am I have nothing to do with this.
- 4:44Speaker 1: I agree, you don't have anything to do with this.
- 4:46Speaker 1: But your teacher friend at the school, mister Ross does.
- 4:50Speaker 3: I don't understand it. Is he selling you parts? He's
- 4:53Speaker 3: not selling me parts, Bud.
- 4:55Speaker 1: He is setting you up for this prank phone call,
- 4:58Speaker 1: and that's illegal in a way.
- 5:00Speaker 3: Is this a prank? This is a prank phone call.
- 5:03Speaker 3: You're on the radio right now.
- 5:05Speaker 1: My name is jeff and that's Brooks we're from and
- 5:09Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning.
- 5:09Speaker 3: This is a phone tap. Oh my god, I'm not
- 5:12Speaker 3: his parole officer. That was the meanest, funniest thing I've
- 5:16Speaker 3: ever heard in my life. Oh my god, is that
- 5:19Speaker 3: like you're having a heart attack. I was having a
- 5:23Speaker 3: heart attack.
- 5:23Speaker 1: But you are still going to meet with me so
- 5:25Speaker 1: we can exchange protractors and discuss mathematics.
- 5:28Speaker 3: Oh my god. Hilarious. Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties