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Phone Tap: Lobbying For K-Job · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: All it takes is five seconds listening to us, and
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  Speaker 2: you can instantly tell. No one on this show was
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  Speaker 2: valedictorian of their class. Not even close.
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  Speaker 3: I was salutatorian.
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  Speaker 2: What does that even mean?
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  Speaker 4: No, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: I was just I wasn't that either. I spoke at graduation,
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  Speaker 3: though I talked.
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  Speaker 2: At my graduation with my friends too, Brooklyn. We know
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  Speaker 2: that there are smart students that exist out there, right,
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  Speaker 2: I mean there must be somewhere, like at one local
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  Speaker 2: high school where apparently three seniors all have a perfect
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  Speaker 2: GPA and one teacher has been put in charge of
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  Speaker 2: selecting who among them will speak at their graduation. Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it can't be like a try valedictorian. That'd be a
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  Speaker 2: kind of an awkward speech. It's like sharing one word
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  Speaker 2: at a.
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  Speaker 3: Time takes for an already very long graduation.
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  Speaker 2: That is true, okay, there's been a lot of pressure
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  Speaker 2: on him, and evented to his girlfriend, and his girlfriend
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  Speaker 2: passed that information onto us so that Brooke could grind
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  Speaker 2: his gears in your phone. Tap right now.
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  Speaker 1: Another on the twenties.
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  Speaker 3: Hello, Hi is this mister? Yeah? This is Oh, I'm
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  Speaker 3: Kevin's mom. You know Kevin from your computer science class?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Yes, yes, yeah, yeah, of course.
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  Speaker 3: You may know him as k Job. I heard some
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  Speaker 3: of the kids in your club call him that computer
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  Speaker 3: science club.
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  Speaker 4: So this must be missus.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually miss now, but yes, yes, talk to you.
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  Speaker 4: What can I help you with?
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  Speaker 3: So you probably know that Kevin is in the running
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  Speaker 3: to be valedictorian of his class.
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  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's a really great kid. He works hard,
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  Speaker 4: he's active in class, so you should be very proud
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  Speaker 4: of him.
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  Speaker 3: Oh we are. But of course, only one student can
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  Speaker 3: be selected as valedictorian to speak at graduation, and there's
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  Speaker 3: two other students who also have perfect grades. And little
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  Speaker 3: Bernie told me you're the one who gets to decide
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  Speaker 3: who speaks. Is it going to be k Job or
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  Speaker 3: the others?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Well, so I haven't actually decided that yet. You know,
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  Speaker 4: they're all such great kids. I wish that we could
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  Speaker 4: allow all three of them to speak. I wish we
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  Speaker 4: had time for that.
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  Speaker 3: You know that sounds like a canned line, like something
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  Speaker 3: you said to all the parents who reached out to
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  Speaker 3: you about this.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I did think that maybe there would be a
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  Speaker 4: parent reaching out. Okay, Okay, you know that answer comes
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  Speaker 4: from an on his place. They are all great students.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, maybe I can help you then, because I've
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  Speaker 3: done my research on the other two candidates.
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  Speaker 4: What do you mean, Well, you know, I.
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  Speaker 3: Watched Emily speak in eighth grade at her science project,
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  Speaker 3: and I remember towards the end of that speech, she
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  Speaker 3: kind of stuttered. And that's not a great look for
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  Speaker 3: the school. I mean, if you're valedictorian can't even talk, are.
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  Speaker 4: Really going there trying to slam the.
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  Speaker 3: Other kids slamming We're just talking the truth.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I just don't think that that's appropriate to
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  Speaker 4: go for the other kids like that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, she doesn't even know how to do her makeup.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just saying, I'm gonna stop you right there again.
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  Speaker 3: It's miss and I'm just saying I'm just saying food
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  Speaker 3: for thought, and speaking of food, let's talk about the
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  Speaker 3: other kid. Kenny, He's always got food on his face.
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  Speaker 3: Have you noticed that?
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  Speaker 4: No, it doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, he may be great at robotics, but will
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  Speaker 3: somebody pass the kid a napkin? I mean, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if he's trying to get a sponsorship from Cheetos
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  Speaker 3: or what, but wow, they can't pick him. Okay, you
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  Speaker 3: don't want little fingerdust boy up there in front of
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  Speaker 3: the crowd.
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  Speaker 4: I think that this song calls very inappropriate.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to prevent some embarrassment for the school. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You want the senior class to come off looking professional, mature,
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  Speaker 3: well dressed. K Job is your man for that?
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  Speaker 4: I'm like a politician, thank you. Look, I'm not I
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  Speaker 4: really am not listening to any of this, but I
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  Speaker 4: will tell you whatever decision I do make, it's going
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  Speaker 4: to be my choice and it's not going to be
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  Speaker 4: reflected on this information.
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  Speaker 3: Well, mister, actually, Kyle, is it okay?
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  Speaker 4: If I call you Kyle? You know what, at this
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  Speaker 4: point I would rather you call me mister.
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  Speaker 3: You like roles of authority. I like that too, So
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  Speaker 3: I was just thinking and maybe we could discuss this further,
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  Speaker 3: you know, over drinks at my favorite jazz club.
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  Speaker 4: Are you asking me out right now?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I mean, I'm just saying, after a few cosmos,
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  Speaker 3: I get very oh we'll say friendly.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: And when they play the Boss and Nova, I'm like
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  Speaker 3: a little bowl of cat food risky.
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  Speaker 4: I'm cooking forth thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Oh god, you need that tar Celeste excuse me? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: I know all about her. In fact, she's the one
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  Speaker 3: who said to call you for a prank phone call.
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  Speaker 3: What Yeah, I'm not really Kevin's mom. This is Bragg
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  Speaker 3: from the radio show Brick at Jeffrey in the Morning,
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  Speaker 3: and this is.
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  Speaker 4: A phone tap. Thank god, your.
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  Speaker 3: Girlfriend Celeste set you up.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: She said you've been telling her about how agonizing it
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  Speaker 3: is to pick the one kid who's gonna speak or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: And parents are crazy, You're horrible.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: I feel so bad for you that you believe that
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  Speaker 3: I was a real parent.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, do they really.
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  Speaker 3: Act like that.
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  Speaker 4: It's not you were not far off.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, wake up.
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