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Phone Tap: Silent Screamers Retreat · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: A beautiful tropical vacation and a luxury resort, and with
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  Speaker 1: your partner, away from work, away from kids, away from stress.
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  Speaker 2: Nice.
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  Speaker 1: Does that sound?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Exact.
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  Speaker 3: Well, we're going to try to ruin that for one
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  Speaker 3: guy by telling you there's a special confidence happening at
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  Speaker 3: their hotel the week of his stay, and it's a
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  Speaker 3: very unique group of individuals who are going to be attending.
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  Speaker 3: We'll see what he thinks in your phone tap right
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  Speaker 3: now you're working Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, this is Marnie from the Pineapper Resort. Is
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  Speaker 2: this darn el R? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: It is great.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just calling to confirm your reservation. It looks like
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  Speaker 2: you're gonna be staying with us in an ocean view suite.
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  Speaker 2: Woo Do I have that correct? Yes? You do. My
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  Speaker 2: wife and I we've been waiting for this. Wow. Look
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  Speaker 2: at that a little you time with her? Yes, yes, yes,
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  Speaker 2: So I do need to inform you that you will
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  Speaker 2: be staying here at the same time a conference will
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  Speaker 2: be going on at the resort. That's not going to
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  Speaker 2: be an issue, is it? Should that again? Oh? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: The conference it's a silent retreat for people who love
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  Speaker 2: to yell. Wait a minute, people who like to yell. No,
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  Speaker 2: they don't yell. Well, they're not supposed to because it's
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  Speaker 2: a silent retreat for them.
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  Speaker 3: It doesn't impact my wife or a vacation.
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  Speaker 2: Now, I'll happy talk together. It really shouldn't. There's just
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  Speaker 2: going to be about ninety of these people who are
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  Speaker 2: just yellers.
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  Speaker 3: Well I thought they were silent.
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  Speaker 2: Well, they do love to scream, sometimes break things. They're
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  Speaker 2: just pretty loud in general. But but what Lucky for you,
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  Speaker 2: they vowed four days of complete silence, and we're totally
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  Speaker 2: trusting them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, but this makes me a little nervous saying why
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  Speaker 3: I wasn't told this when I was making my reservation
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  Speaker 3: for my wife and myself.
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  Speaker 2: Right, they booked after you. So I'm just giving you
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  Speaker 2: a heads up that there's gonna be a lot of
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  Speaker 2: pent up energy during your stay. I don't under say
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  Speaker 2: what does that mean? Energy? Oh? Yes, I should know
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  Speaker 2: that we will be enacting a whisper only check in
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  Speaker 2: policy as well. What what what like? What?
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  Speaker 1: I'm a little confused.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, this is do you not know what a
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  Speaker 2: whisper is? Sir? I do know what a whisper is them.
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  Speaker 2: But you're not doing it though, so I'm not sure
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  Speaker 2: you understand.
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  Speaker 3: Well, well, I'm about to start screaming in a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Because well, it's the opposite of screaming. A whisper is
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  Speaker 2: when you don't scream, it's when you talk to real song.
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  Speaker 3: I get that, miss, well, but this is my vacation.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not paying to whisper.
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  Speaker 2: I want to talk normal, right, and I want you to,
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  Speaker 2: but it's triggering for those who are yellers. If they
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  Speaker 2: hear you talking normal, it gets set off a yelling spree,
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  Speaker 2: and no one wants to God, that's exactly what a
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  Speaker 2: yelling spree sounds like. And you'd end up in the
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  Speaker 2: reflection room if you did that reflection Who the reflection room? Oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's just a designated area so the yellers can reflect
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  Speaker 2: on their volume choices.
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  Speaker 3: This is crazy yelling. This is not what we found.
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  Speaker 1: Out for the weekend.
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  Speaker 2: You sound worried. I am worried, but you shouldn't be.
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  Speaker 2: We do not want to inconvenience your vacation.
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  Speaker 3: You've already done that.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what actually I think might be really
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  Speaker 2: good for you on your vacation. You should go and
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  Speaker 2: take part of the Sunset Primal Release ceremony.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, I do not even want to ask
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  Speaker 3: what the hell that is good?
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  Speaker 2: I'll just tell you six pm. Yeah, the yellers gather. See,
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  Speaker 2: it's hard to talk when you're interrupting. You should really
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  Speaker 2: sign up for the retreat. I don't want to sign
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  Speaker 2: up for a little damn retreat, but just to recap,
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  Speaker 2: the Sunset Primal Release is where the yellers gather in
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  Speaker 2: the courtyard to engage in five minutes of blood curdling screams.
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  Speaker 1: You know, ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: Do you know what's ridiculous is you're not supporting their
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  Speaker 2: journey to inner peace.
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  Speaker 3: I don't give a about the yellows and the inner piece.
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  Speaker 3: I just want son, I want beach, I want vacation.
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  Speaker 2: That's interesting because your wife Ronda was really excited about
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  Speaker 2: that Primal scream time. What are you talking about. She
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  Speaker 2: didn't sign up for this bullshit. You're right, she didn't
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  Speaker 2: sign up for that bullsh But she did sign up
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  Speaker 2: for a prank phone call for the radio. Because this
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  Speaker 2: is actually broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: in the Morning.
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  Speaker 3: You know what she's gonna know what No, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: stay at home, free yell with the inner piece.
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  Speaker 2: She just wanted to make sure you're real relaxed going
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  Speaker 2: into your vacation, so she thought a phone tap would
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  Speaker 2: be perfect. Tuly Houlyuly, I don't know why you're so
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  Speaker 2: against silent yellers. Wait, yeller's going on a silent retreat.
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  Speaker 2: That's what they were doing.
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  Speaker 3: Man, I was thinking about people screaming in the courtyard.
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  Speaker 2: What the hell. It's really cathartic if you just give
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  Speaker 2: it a try.
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  Speaker 3: Ah broke in Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties