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flewed out. · Top Five

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Speaker 1: Go episode 54 of the top five podcast I am
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Speaker 1: Kaylin sitting across from my co-host Jason.
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Speaker 2: Brown each week we pick five things that we are
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Speaker 2: obsessed with or that we want to share with the
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Speaker 2: tops which is what we call our listeners they are
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Speaker 2: strong but they are mighty and they definitely keep us
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Speaker 2: accountable mostly Jason and Strong and mighty.
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Speaker 1: Yes, they are strong and mighty. Small, strong, and mighty.
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Speaker 1: And then we pick something that made us cry, crash out,
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Speaker 1: or that we hate, and then we talk shit in between.
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Speaker 1: We have to start out with my favorite segment of
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Speaker 1: the show. It's called Where the Hell Are They Listening?
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 1: So our last episode, obviously, shout out. Now, we are
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Speaker 1: down some listens in the U.S., maybe because they just
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Speaker 1: didn't believe in us. They didn't look for it yet.
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Speaker 3: I found something else.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, they probably just were like, you haven't done
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Speaker 1: two weeks, so they lost faith in us. Number two, Austria.
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Speaker 3: Wow.
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Speaker 1: Austria. Number three, Canada. Yes, good job. And number four, Mexico.
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Speaker 3: Ooh, that's exciting. Maybe people are on vacation.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I think we just have listeners in
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Speaker 1: these countries.
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Speaker 3: Does our platform translate our podcast into other... Languages or no?
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Speaker 1: That I am not sure. I don't know. Have you
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Speaker 1: ever tried to listen to it? I don't know.
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Speaker 3: No, I've never tried to listen to a podcast in
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Speaker 3: a different language.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm not sure.
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Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy? There's so many podcasts in all these
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Speaker 3: different languages. People just be podcasting.
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Speaker 1: It's almost like people live their whole lives in different languages.
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Speaker 1: I know. And do everything that we do just in
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Speaker 1: a different language.
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Speaker 3: It's so crazy.
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Speaker 1: So crazy. So I have to tell you some funny
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Speaker 1: things from the wedding I went to over the weekend.
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Speaker 1: Shout out my cousin Nick. He married his beautiful husband Roberto.
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Speaker 1: I guess handsome I should say, not beautiful. But the
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Speaker 1: wedding was beautiful.
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Speaker 3: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: Do you want to be called beautiful? I wouldn't.
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Speaker 3: Hate it.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know. I called someone's male baby beautiful,
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Speaker 1: and they looked at me weird, but, like, I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Babies are beautiful, regardless of gender, I think.
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Speaker 1: Well, there are some ugly ones, but you have to lie.
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Speaker 1: But this is, like, my side of the family that I, like,
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Speaker 1: think that you would get along with. That, like, I
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Speaker 1: don't know, is probably the reason we get along. Like,
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Speaker 1: I just feel like it's just, like, they're from northern Michigan, like,
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Speaker 1: down for whatever. It's, like, bonfire, all the things. But
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Speaker 1: they're also, like, so many characters. And one of my
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Speaker 1: favorite moments and I won't use names, but my and
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Speaker 1: she's not like technically my cousin. My aunt has been
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Speaker 1: with my uncle. They've been together since. Let's see. I
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Speaker 1: was in their wedding. Their wedding anniversary is like just
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Speaker 1: I was four in their wedding. So like I had
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Speaker 1: my uncle in my life forever, which means that I've
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Speaker 1: also like know his family very well. And, like, I
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Speaker 1: don't know who to call. Like, his sister. Like, I
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Speaker 1: call her aunt. But, like, I guess she's technically not.
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Speaker 1: Is it my aunt-in-law? Or, like, my cousin-in-law? Yeah. But, anyways,
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Speaker 1: so I had not seen my aunt-in-law and my cousin-in-law
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Speaker 1: in a very long time. And I was catching up
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Speaker 1: with them. But one of the funniest things is that
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Speaker 1: my aunt, shout out, she came up to me and
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Speaker 1: was like, I'm never going to a concert again. And
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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, well, why? And she was saying
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Speaker 1: that she and my cousin, for lack of a better term,
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Speaker 1: who's our age, I guess they went to a concert together.
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Speaker 1: I forget what the concert was. I really need to
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Speaker 1: text her and ask because I think it probably makes
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Speaker 1: it funnier. But they went to a concert together, and
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Speaker 1: they were like– They had such dramatically different stories about
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Speaker 1: what has transpired. But my aunt walked away saying, like,
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Speaker 1: that was her last concert. Like, she's never going again.
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Speaker 3: Really?
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Speaker 1: And she was telling me, like, one of the things
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Speaker 1: that she had an issue with. I cannot make this up.
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Speaker 1: She said that she was trying to go into, I believe,
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Speaker 1: a porta potty or into the bathroom with a little
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Speaker 1: person and hook up. And my cousin, Ashley. Oh, shit.
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Speaker 1: Would not allow her to. Oh, would not allow her to. Now,
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Speaker 1: when I turn to her, she says.
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Speaker 3: Sorry, that is mom and daughter. No. So they are.
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Speaker 3: What's the relationship between them again?
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Speaker 1: They are aunt and niece.
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Speaker 3: Got it.
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Speaker 1: Aunt and niece. But like they're my they're like my
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Speaker 1: family through marriage. Like if that makes sense. I've just
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Speaker 1: like my uncle's been in my life forever. It's like
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Speaker 1: I know his family and I just like call her
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Speaker 1: aunt and call her cousin. But they are aunt and niece.
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Speaker 1: So not mother daughter. And one thing you know about
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Speaker 1: the aunt, like she's got her nose pierced. She is
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Speaker 1: a good time. One of the sweetest people ever. I know.
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Speaker 1: I'll never forget how she was with my grandpa, who's, like,
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Speaker 1: not even her blood in the hospital. She's the sweetest, like,
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Speaker 1: the best character. And, you know, smokes these long, skinny cigarettes.
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Speaker 1: She's just, like, an icon. And she cracks me up.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know. She's like, I love watching you on
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Speaker 1: that show. I had no idea. I'm like, what? Where
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Speaker 1: do you see that? I didn't even know you listened.
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Speaker 1: And she's like, Facebook. So I guess she's like, shout out.
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Speaker 1: But so she's telling me that she was cock-blocked by
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Speaker 1: her niece because she wanted to... go into the bathroom
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Speaker 1: and hook up with a little person. And she was
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Speaker 1: using a different word. And I'm looking over at the
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Speaker 1: niece who's saying, this is not true. None of this
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Speaker 1: is true. So they have completely different accounts. And I'm
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Speaker 1: trying to just gather the story. I'm trying to just
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Speaker 1: be a bystander. And I said to my aunt, I said... Wait,
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Speaker 1: hold on. Let me process this. I said you you
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Speaker 1: wanted like she wasn't she wasn't stopping you from doing
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Speaker 1: something that like he was trying to make you do.
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Speaker 1: You wanted to go into the bathroom and hook up
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Speaker 1: with this little person. And I'm like, you wanted to
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Speaker 1: do this. And she's like, well, yeah, like he's the
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Speaker 1: only man that was showing me attention. So, yeah, I
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Speaker 1: wanted to have a little fun. And I'm, like, just
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Speaker 1: trying to process. Like, I have not seen them in
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Speaker 1: years and years and years. Right.
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Speaker 3: And this is my first impression of you is this. Hysterical.
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Speaker 1: And, like, they just had two different accounts on, like,
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Speaker 1: what happened and, like.
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Speaker 3: Did they both at least agree that there was a
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Speaker 3: little person?
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Speaker 1: No.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 2: So, imagine my.
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Speaker 3: Is there, like, hallucinogenics being taken during this? Literally, no.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I know they... I think they were hammered.
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Speaker 1: I forget the concert, but, like, it was.
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Speaker 3: You either remember there's a little person or there's not. Like,
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Speaker 3: that should at least be the common denominator of the story.
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Speaker 1: Correct. And, like, I really can't see anyone just, like,
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Speaker 1: making up that they wanted to, like... They met a
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Speaker 1: little person and wanted to go hook up with them
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Speaker 1: in the bathroom. Which, by the way, did you know
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Speaker 1: I learned recently... I can't remember who taught me this,
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Speaker 1: but did you know little people have the same size, like,
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Speaker 1: sexual organs as us?
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Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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Speaker 1: They're not a different size.
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Speaker 3: So every part of their body is smaller except that.
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Speaker 1: You may have to, well, unless you just have a
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Speaker 1: small mom, but you may have to fact check that,
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Speaker 1: but somebody told me that. Anyways, so yeah, she, like, just,
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Speaker 1: I was, it was, I just could not, I was
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Speaker 1: laughing so hard, and she was like, well, it was
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Speaker 1: a man, it was giving me attention. I was like,
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Speaker 1: oh my God, like, we need to.
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Speaker 3: Maybe it was just a short man.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't, I don't know. It was wild, and like,
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Speaker 1: I didn't.
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Speaker 3: That's crazy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was like one of the other funniest,
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Speaker 1: funny stories. My other aunt, who's actually just, Not just,
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Speaker 1: but she's a cousin. She's my mom's cousin, but also
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Speaker 1: call her aunt. She was raised with the fourth sister, whatever.
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Speaker 1: She does not realize the level of her voice. She's
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Speaker 1: a little bit louder, used to be a cop, just
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Speaker 1: a fucking character. Really can tip them back.
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Speaker 3: Those people make for some cringe situations, though.
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Speaker 1: Correct.
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Speaker 3: Correct.
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Speaker 1: So, shout out to her. Very, very funny. Her daughter
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Speaker 1: came up to me and said, I'm going to get
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Speaker 1: this out of the way just so you know because
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Speaker 1: my mom's going to get drunk and tell everyone anyways.
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Speaker 1: I'm pregnant. It's very early, but I'm pregnant. And, like,
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Speaker 1: she's going to tell everyone, like, whatever. To which my
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Speaker 1: mom decided to bring that back and tell my aunt, like,
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Speaker 1: messy Pammy, like, that she said you're going to get drunk.
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Speaker 1: To which my aunt said, I don't get drunk, which also, like, what? Well, yes,
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Speaker 1: you do.
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Speaker 3: Everyone is just a lot of DeLulu.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, like, we're living in DeLululand. So then during the speeches,
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Speaker 1: there were a few different speeches. There was one on, like,
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Speaker 1: my family's side and actually two, one of his girlfriends
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Speaker 1: and then his brother. Shout out to my cousin Adam.
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Speaker 1: He's on the quieter side but, like, gave the most, like,
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Speaker 1: It was almost, like, not surprising, but just because he's, like, quiet, like,
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Speaker 1: gave the most, like, beautiful, wonderful speech just about... And
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Speaker 1: he completely memorized the whole thing. It was funny. It
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Speaker 1: was sentimental. And just, like, talking about their relationship as brothers.
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Speaker 1: And then it was, like, really, really sweet. He was
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Speaker 1: talking about how nervous he was to meet Roberto and, like,
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Speaker 1: how he wanted to make a good impression. And it
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Speaker 1: was just, like, very, very sweet. And then he ended
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Speaker 1: up by saying, like, I have a... You know, now
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Speaker 1: I have another brother.
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Speaker 3: Whatever.
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Speaker 1: It's very, very sweet. Like, he crushed it. He did
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Speaker 1: the best.
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Speaker 3: But....
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Speaker 1: My aunt, during the speech, it's quiet, and at an
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Speaker 1: octave that no one else was speaking, said, I always
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Speaker 1: believed in him.
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Speaker 3: What?
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Speaker 1: I wasn't aware that we didn't. I didn't even know
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Speaker 1: he was giving it. I assumed he was giving it,
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Speaker 1: but I never had time to not believe in him.
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Speaker 1: Who didn't believe in him? And then about three seconds later,
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Speaker 1: that's my godson.
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Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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Speaker 1: It's completely quiet. The other family, like, already is, like...
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Speaker 1: It is crazy.
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Speaker 3: Really. She actually.
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Speaker 1: Crazy story. She's a retired cop, but she found the
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Speaker 1: torso of... And I probably shouldn't say the case, but, like,
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Speaker 1: a very high-profile true crime case of a dude who
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Speaker 1: killed his wife.
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Speaker 3: And she found, like.
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Speaker 1: Part of her body. I don't... Anyways, that's neither here
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Speaker 1: nor there.
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Speaker 3: This is a different lady than with the small guy, right?
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Speaker 1: Correct.
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Speaker 3: This is a different aunt. Because I was like, if
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Speaker 3: this was the same lady, that would be nuts.
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Right? Yeah. And like we have an aunt who
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Speaker 1: like was married to a man, had some kids, and
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Speaker 1: then now she has a friend. You know?
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Speaker 3: She has a friend. She has a friend.
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Speaker 1: And we have to say friend. And I'm like.
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Speaker 3: Come on.
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Speaker 1: Right. There's just a lot going on. Right. Like we
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Speaker 1: got gay in all the sides of our family. Okay.
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Speaker 1: And like, okay, whatever girl. But yeah, so that was
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Speaker 1: a very funny part. Then during the other family's speech,
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Speaker 1: they were talking about how they went to U of M,
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Speaker 1: as you know, like that's a rival. Now they did
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Speaker 1: say they went to U of M. Some of them
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Speaker 1: went to U of M Dearborn, which is like a
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Speaker 1: different campus. But hey, if you want to flex, you
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Speaker 1: can flex. But during that, he hit the crowd with
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Speaker 1: a go blue, which is what you say if you
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Speaker 1: went to U of M. To which my mom, who
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Speaker 1: was already schnockered, responds, go green! So we're now heckling
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Speaker 1: during the speech of the family members That we don't know.
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Speaker 1: To which my cousin, the one who went to the concert,
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Speaker 1: her husband hits with a go white. And so now
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Speaker 1: we're just trolling the family that we have never met.
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Speaker 3: If you're giving a speech and you put up something
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Speaker 3: divisive like that, you have to expect that you're going
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Speaker 3: to get something out of the ordinary back at you.
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Speaker 1: I mean, a lot of people went to U of
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Speaker 1: M in this situation, including my cousin. So I think
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Speaker 1: he thought he could just say that and not have
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Speaker 1: someone respond. And also, I was like, Mom, shh. My mom,
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Speaker 1: we're sitting in the wedding. My mom, I learned, does
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Speaker 1: not know how to whisper. I'm concerned about both of them, actually,
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Speaker 1: because neither of them can hear me, my mom and
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Speaker 1: my stepdad, anymore. And my mom is fully talking about, like,
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Speaker 1: people that are right sitting in front of us. And
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Speaker 1: I'll whisper something to her, and it'll be like.
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Speaker 3: No, what?
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Speaker 1: We don't have an issue. Or, oh, gosh, she was
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Speaker 1: such a bitch. I'm like, mom, you don't know how
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Speaker 1: to whisper. And if I whisper to you, you don't
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Speaker 1: scream it out loud.
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Speaker 3: Right, yeah.
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Speaker 1: It was just a lot. And it was on an
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Speaker 1: apple orchard. And like the kids were running around. There
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Speaker 1: was one girl. Shout out to her. She just wanted
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Speaker 1: to escape. And she's a toddler. So anytime her parents,
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Speaker 1: shout out Eleanor, would set her down. They had two kids.
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Speaker 1: They had their hands full. Eleanor would just run away.
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Speaker 1: Like did not want to be. I've never seen a
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Speaker 1: kid run away so fast. So they'd set her down
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Speaker 1: and off into the apple orchard. My girl wanted to
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Speaker 1: be elsewhere. Um, so shout out to her. She had
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Speaker 1: a big old bruise on her face. Like she was, yeah,
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Speaker 1: she just, she was a runner. Um, they said we
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Speaker 1: could pick the apple. So the next night we show up,
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Speaker 1: my stepdad who doesn't drink brought huge bags to be
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Speaker 1: picking apples. It was just like, there was a lot
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Speaker 1: going on. Um, a lot of secret Siggy's happening around
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Speaker 1: every corner. Um, a whole, it was just, it was
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Speaker 1: a very, very funny situation. So, um, it was good
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Speaker 1: to be brought together for something other than a funeral.
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Speaker 1: Cause that's usually what the last ones are. But, um,
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Speaker 1: It's just, like, they're such characters. Like, I don't... It's just, like, very,
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Speaker 1: very funny. But I had to share those little ditties.
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Speaker 1: I still... I'll have to see what concert it was
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Speaker 1: because I feel like that makes it funnier.
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Speaker 3: That does make a big deal with the story.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it was... God, somebody else said they
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Speaker 1: saw Pitbull. That wasn't Pitbull. Oh, they saw... I'll have
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Speaker 1: to text them and get back to you. Also, um...
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Speaker 1: Do you want to take a moment to set your
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Speaker 1: fantasy team up now just.
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Speaker 3: In case you forget?
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the app called again? ESPN.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 1: You guys, Jason, who still isn't at the bottom of
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Speaker 1: the league, even after doing this, did not check his
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Speaker 1: team last week. And, like, we're trying to take down,
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Speaker 1: you know, the patriarchy. I'm not even signed in. He
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Speaker 1: had multiple players on a bye week.
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Speaker 3: Log in.
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Speaker 1: We had injuries. Log in. It should keep you logged in.
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Speaker 3: I can't log in.
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Speaker 1: Hold on. It takes a minute to open.
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Speaker 3: No, my phone's a piece of shit. I was just
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Speaker 3: thinking this morning, like, I need to bite the bullet
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Speaker 3: and get a new phone because.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, what's holding you down?
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Speaker 3: Just laziness. Like, truly no other reason.
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Speaker 1: Girl, you do need to get a new phone.
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Speaker 3: Okay, now we're in.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so the rankings... Let's see, league. So, yeah.
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Speaker 3: My team, right? My team? Here we go.
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Speaker 1: Go to our roster, yeah. Just make sure.
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Speaker 3: Quick lineup.
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Speaker 1: You can go to match up, then roster or whatever.
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Speaker 3: Oh, match up. Here we go.
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Speaker 1: And then click roster so you can make your changes.
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Speaker 1: But just make sure everyone's.
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Speaker 3: Oh, yeah, I have three on a buy.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean. Do you have people you can switch
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Speaker 1: them out with?
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Speaker 3: Probably not. Let me see.
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Speaker 1: You just have to look at your bench.
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Speaker 3: Oh, WR.
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Speaker 1: Wide receiver.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I don't have any of those.
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Speaker 1: You don't have any wide receivers on your bench.
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Speaker 3: No.
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Speaker 1: No. Okay, well, you're going to have to go to
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Speaker 1: players and then you're going to have.
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Speaker 3: To- Why do I have an empty slot on my
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Speaker 3: bench with no one in it?
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Speaker 1: That's fucking insane. You should fill that with a wide receiver.
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Speaker 3: Where did that person go?
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Speaker 1: I don't think you ever had that person. Go to players.
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Speaker 3: Who was it? Where did they go?
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Speaker 1: Go to players and search wide receiver.
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Speaker 3: Wide receiver. Okay.
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Speaker 1: Okay. And you don't even have to add or drop
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Speaker 1: because you can just.
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Speaker 3: Add because you have a spot on your bench.
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Speaker 1: Also, the injured person, you need to put an injured reserve.
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Speaker 1: There's a spot on your bench. It's IR. Wait, did
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Speaker 1: you even put any thought into it?
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Speaker 3: No, it says too many players with default position wide receiver,
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Speaker 3: but I didn't have any other ones.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so you may have to add drop. Well, who's
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Speaker 1: on your bench? Because what are the positions on the bench?
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Speaker 1: Because you should have backups for all.
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Speaker 3: I have a B-E.
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Speaker 1: That's on your... That means bench.
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Speaker 3: Oh, I think I was... Oh, wait, I do have
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Speaker 3: a wide receiver. But he's questionable. Oh, wait, I could
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Speaker 3: do this guy. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Speaker 3: I was looking at the wrong spot.
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Speaker 1: Oh, Lord have mercy. Also, if they're questionable, you can
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Speaker 1: look and see if it's, like, a toe injury and
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Speaker 1: they'll be back or if.
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Speaker 3: Wide receiver.
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Speaker 1: And the funny part is, you guys, Jason's not even
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Speaker 1: in the bottom three after what he just did.
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Speaker 3: Dude, like, this is... Why is it so complicated? Like...
16:06
Speaker 3: They should not make it this hard. Like, I'm looking
16:09
Speaker 3: at the matchup. It doesn't say what position they're in. Like, why?
16:12
Speaker 1: Hold on. I'm walking over there. You keep talking.
16:15
Speaker 3: Like, it all just says, like, what does this guy play?
16:19
Speaker 1: Go here.
16:20
Speaker 3: Do I have to remember their name?
16:22
Speaker 1: No. No, this is your team.
16:23
Speaker 3: Right. Right.
16:25
Speaker 1: Right.
16:26
Speaker 3: So I can edit it here? That's where they all play.
16:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, you have to edit in my team. Oh. So
16:29
Speaker 1: then if you want to, like, who's... Oh, no, everyone's playing.
16:34
Speaker 3: What? No, bye. Bye.
16:35
Speaker 1: Oh.
16:36
Speaker 3: I have three buys. Oh, you have Jameson Williams? Good
16:38
Speaker 3: for you.
16:39
Speaker 1: So then Flex can be any wide receiver, tight end,
16:43
Speaker 1: or running back. So then you would want to take one.
16:47
Speaker 1: Just take one that's not.
16:48
Speaker 3: Questionable because you're going to forget. This guy? Yeah, you
16:51
Speaker 3: can click B. Okay. B.
16:55
Speaker 1: Spam risk.
16:56
Speaker 3: Spam.
16:57
Speaker 1: And then Hackinson.
17:00
Speaker 3: He's questionable.
17:01
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's not going to return until 1025.
17:05
Speaker 3: So I got to flip him. But he's on a
17:06
Speaker 3: buy anyway. So he's a T-E. So I got to
17:09
Speaker 3: flip him.
17:13
Speaker 1: So maybe... Oh, so you need to get a tight.
17:19
Speaker 3: End.
17:21
Speaker 1: You don't have any tight ends. So you need to get.
17:23
Speaker 3: I-R. What does that mean?
17:26
Speaker 1: You put an injured person... Put one of your IR
17:30
Speaker 1: people in IR and then get rid of the other one.
17:32
Speaker 3: Okay.
17:33
Speaker 1: Whatever you want to keep, put them in IR and
17:36
Speaker 1: then get rid of your other IR person.
17:37
Speaker 3: Who's this guy? Can I just pick somebody from here?
17:39
Speaker 1: I want to. Players. And then we're available players. Okay.
17:47
Speaker 3: And what did I need? I needed a tight end. Oh, boy.
17:50
Speaker 1: You need a tight end. So you can search either.
17:53
Speaker 1: You can search by tight end or flex position, which
17:56
Speaker 1: is wide receiver tight end.
17:59
Speaker 3: Sorry, guys.
17:59
Speaker 1: This has to be done while he's in front of
18:01
Speaker 1: me or else he is not going to do it.
18:05
Speaker 3: Okay.
18:06
Speaker 1: And then put everybody in play that you need to
18:07
Speaker 1: be in play. And if they're questionable, just don't mess
18:11
Speaker 1: with them because you're not going to check to see
18:12
Speaker 1: if they're back in the game. So just set yourself
18:14
Speaker 1: up for at least to have playing.
18:20
Speaker 3: Players. Tight end.
18:22
Speaker 1: Tight end.
18:22
Speaker 3: Switching that out.
18:25
Speaker 1: We were supposed to take down the patriarchy and you
18:28
Speaker 1: gave up halfway through.
18:29
Speaker 3: Why is everyone out? Bro, clock in.
18:39
Speaker 1: Bye week.
18:40
Speaker 3: Y'all get paid so much money. This guy's questionable too.
18:43
Speaker 1: What's his issue?
18:44
Speaker 3: He's supposed to return on the 18th. That's this week.
18:48
Speaker 1: What's his injury? It says that? No, they have to
18:54
Speaker 1: report them. Isn't that crazy? Because, like, it's, like, owed
18:58
Speaker 1: to us because it definitely tells you there. Bio? No.
19:05
Speaker 1: Scroll down, like, his report.
19:07
Speaker 3: Oh. Outlook. Hamstring. Hamstring strain.
19:12
Speaker 1: Oh, he'll probably be fine then. You can leave him in. But,
19:15
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to remind you to make double check.
19:17
Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone else is fine.
19:19
Speaker 1: Okay, guys, I had to do that while he was
19:21
Speaker 1: in front of me because it's not. But, yeah, you're
19:23
Speaker 1: not even in the bottom three, which is hysterical after
19:27
Speaker 1: what you did last week. Nobody played last week, but
19:30
Speaker 1: at least Josh Allen did, who you have. I'm going
19:33
Speaker 1: against Maris, who's, like, number one, and I don't even
19:36
Speaker 1: have the Lions have a bye week, and I don't
19:39
Speaker 1: have my best player.
19:40
Speaker 3: Oh, no.
19:41
Speaker 1: So it's just really scary. Anyways, what's your number one?
19:45
Speaker 3: My first, I'll do two together. It's my music ones.
19:48
Speaker 3: um nickelback is so back have you heard their new
19:50
Speaker 3: song no oh my god it is it like takes
19:54
Speaker 3: you back to like the 2000s it's good yeah but
19:57
Speaker 3: it's not like hard rock nickelback it's more like photograph
20:00
Speaker 3: nickelback okay um it's called make me love you and
20:04
Speaker 3: but the only thing i don't like about it is
20:06
Speaker 3: they did something to his voice so i'm like chad
20:08
Speaker 3: are you okay like can you sing okay because they
20:10
Speaker 3: like Did this like weird filter over his voice. And
20:13
Speaker 3: I was like, what are we doing?
20:14
Speaker 1: Remember, he drunkenly did it for that girl in Vegas.
20:16
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah. So I think he can still sing. So
20:19
Speaker 3: maybe it's just like artistic stylings of the song. But
20:22
Speaker 3: I was like, what are you doing? But they're so back.
20:25
Speaker 3: I wish they were playing our jingle ball. They are not.
20:28
Speaker 3: But Nickelback is back. When was their last album?
20:32
Speaker 1: They are so bad. My favorite video that I've one
20:35
Speaker 1: of them that I've ever seen that will stick with
20:36
Speaker 1: me forever was I did an entertainment report on the
20:39
Speaker 1: morning show. But when he it was like 3 a.m.
20:41
Speaker 1: in a casino and this girl's filming him and she's like,
20:44
Speaker 1: do it. And he's like, no, fuck off. And he's
20:47
Speaker 1: like swearing at her. And she's like, just sing a little.
20:51
Speaker 1: And finally, he just goes into it and sings like
20:53
Speaker 1: as if someone has a gun to his head. He
20:54
Speaker 1: doesn't have to do it, but they're fighting back and forth.
20:57
Speaker 1: And then he does it. And it's really, really funny. And.
21:00
Speaker 3: They've been letting out albums today. Their last album was 2022.
21:02
Speaker 1: Okay.
21:02
Speaker 3: I didn't know anything about that one.
21:04
Speaker 1: I must have missed that.
21:05
Speaker 3: Yeah.
21:07
Speaker 1: Must have missed that.
21:09
Speaker 3: Nickelback is so, so, so back.
21:12
Speaker 1: I do not have a... Oh, I guess I sort
21:15
Speaker 1: of have a musical one. And it's just basically searching
21:20
Speaker 1: for and then when you find the perfect song for
21:24
Speaker 1: a photo dump. It's like a very important thing to me.
21:28
Speaker 1: There's a lot that goes into it. You know, there's moods.
21:32
Speaker 1: Then I consider the words, like sending messages. Don't send
21:36
Speaker 1: this message. Don't do it about this. And I love
21:39
Speaker 1: it when you have the right one. And I shout
21:40
Speaker 1: out to Instagram for letting me have 90-second clips now
21:44
Speaker 1: so that for a 20-thing dump, you can at least
21:47
Speaker 1: have the song for most of that time. It's not
21:49
Speaker 1: just keeping repeating. But I love the feeling when you
21:52
Speaker 1: have the perfect song to go with your post.
21:55
Speaker 3: Do you ever... stick with the one it suggests or no?
22:01
Speaker 1: Um, I feel like if it's a song that I
22:03
Speaker 1: haven't heard and I like, I have done that before,
22:06
Speaker 1: but like, I definitely have a lot. Do you save songs?
22:09
Speaker 3: No. Okay.
22:10
Speaker 1: Like I have a lot saved that I'll, I'll pull from.
22:13
Speaker 1: And then I have, um, I may or may not
22:18
Speaker 1: have lists like on my phone. Like it's a very
22:20
Speaker 1: serious thing to me. Yeah. Um, so that's, part of
22:27
Speaker 1: my mental illness do you ever.
22:29
Speaker 3: Like pick the song first and then curate the post
22:31
Speaker 3: around the song.
22:32
Speaker 1: Never never never because you know no the photos are
22:38
Speaker 1: need to tell me a story and then i i
22:41
Speaker 1: go from.
22:42
Speaker 3: There accompanying music to go along with it what now.
22:48
Speaker 1: Doesn't it feel good though when you have one i
22:50
Speaker 1: mean you're not a big dumper but.
22:51
Speaker 3: Yeah i don't post ever I don't know that feeling. Okay.
22:59
Speaker 1: Well, it's something that I deeply care about.
23:01
Speaker 3: That's good. I wish I had, like, that. I'm not
23:06
Speaker 3: artistic or, like, I can't imagine that type of stuff
23:09
Speaker 3: or put things like that together. I just don't have
23:10
Speaker 3: that type of brain.
23:12
Speaker 1: All I do is take some random photos for a dump.
23:16
Speaker 3: No, but you have a vision. Like, I don't even
23:18
Speaker 3: have a vision. Like, I'm not even, like, my brain
23:21
Speaker 3: doesn't even work to the point where, like, My brain
23:24
Speaker 3: doesn't even work to the point where I'm, like, I'm
23:25
Speaker 3: going to take my phone out and take a picture
23:26
Speaker 3: of this. Like, I don't take pictures on my phone.
23:29
Speaker 1: I don't take a lot of pictures. Well, I don't take, like,
23:31
Speaker 1: posed me pictures a lot, but, like, I... Well, I
23:35
Speaker 1: guess if I have, like, an outfit photo, but, like,
23:36
Speaker 1: I don't... When I'm out or with people I love, like,
23:38
Speaker 1: I never have my phone out, but I feel like
23:40
Speaker 1: after a while, and a lot of times it's just
23:43
Speaker 1: because I need room on my phone, I, like, will
23:45
Speaker 1: do a dump to clear it out, you know? But, yeah,
23:48
Speaker 1: I'll go back and just find some random shit and...
23:51
Speaker 1: And then after that, and then I do the rearranging
23:53
Speaker 1: because it has to go in a certain order. It's
23:55
Speaker 1: like a whole thing.
23:56
Speaker 3: My brain does not operate like that.
23:57
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, I think you're probably in the norm. Like,
24:00
Speaker 1: it doesn't really matter.
24:01
Speaker 3: I think it's a very curated thing. I think there
24:04
Speaker 3: are a lot of people that care about, you know,
24:06
Speaker 3: what goes up and in what order.
24:10
Speaker 1: Like, the viewer doesn't care. My viewers don't care. My
24:13
Speaker 1: followers don't care.
24:14
Speaker 3: Well, because that's all they're seeing is the final product,
24:16
Speaker 3: you know? Like, they don't know the process that went.
24:19
Speaker 3: that goes into it.
24:20
Speaker 1: They don't know how hard this is.
24:21
Speaker 3: Right. Being an influencer is hard.
24:24
Speaker 1: It's really hard. Um, but yeah, mostly it's just to
24:26
Speaker 1: clear out my phone, but I do love the feeling
24:28
Speaker 1: when I find like a perfect song and I'm like, nah.
24:33
Speaker 3: Um, my second music one is, um, a woman by
24:37
Speaker 3: the name of Fauzia F A O U Z I A.
24:42
Speaker 3: So I discovered her in 2020. She, um, did a
24:47
Speaker 3: song with Kelly Clarkson, who is all in the news
24:50
Speaker 3: this week for different reasons. But Kelly Clarkson decided that
24:54
Speaker 3: she was going to have a song called I Dare You,
24:56
Speaker 3: and she was going to record it, I think, in
24:57
Speaker 3: seven different languages.
25:00
Speaker 1: Kelly decided this? Yeah.
25:01
Speaker 3: So she literally learned the song in seven different languages
25:05
Speaker 3: and then found native singers in those languages and collabed
25:08
Speaker 3: with them. So like. she'll take a verse in that
25:11
Speaker 3: language and then they'll take a verse and like whatever.
25:14
Speaker 3: And they'll sing the chorus together.
25:15
Speaker 1: Wait, what started it though? It started with Fauzia.
25:18
Speaker 3: No, she was just one of the, one of the
25:20
Speaker 3: artists that were chosen to be on one of the
25:23
Speaker 3: different language versions of these songs. So that's how I
25:26
Speaker 3: first found her was through the Kelly collab.
25:28
Speaker 1: And the original songs are, I'm sorry, already released Kelly songs.
25:32
Speaker 3: No, no, no. So she had a new song. It
25:34
Speaker 3: was called, I dare you. And she let out in 2020.
25:36
Speaker 3: And yeah, as part of the release, she recorded it
25:40
Speaker 3: in like seven different languages and then found native singers
25:44
Speaker 3: in those languages to sing those songs with her.
25:47
Speaker 1: Okay.
25:48
Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's the same song just recorded in seven
25:50
Speaker 3: different languages.
25:52
Speaker 1: Um, what was the reason?
25:53
Speaker 3: I don't know, but she loves like learning different languages.
25:57
Speaker 3: Like that's like, like one of her passions. Like one
26:00
Speaker 3: thing that came out about her talk show is like she,
26:03
Speaker 3: no matter what sort of ethnic background or whatever her,
26:07
Speaker 3: any of her guests were, she would, practice and practice
26:09
Speaker 3: and practice and practice their names because she, like, didn't want, like,
26:12
Speaker 3: it was very important to her. Like, she didn't want
26:14
Speaker 3: to use a nickname or, like, some of her guests
26:16
Speaker 3: were like, you can call me this. She's like, no, like,
26:17
Speaker 3: your name is this. Well, that's just respectful.
26:20
Speaker 1: I mean, that I love, but learning a whole different language.
26:22
Speaker 3: For fun, that's wild, girl. Yeah, I think she just
26:24
Speaker 3: sort of, like, challenged herself because she learned how to sing, like,
26:26
Speaker 3: the songs in all these different languages. So Fauzia is Moroccan. Cool.
26:31
Speaker 3: And so, and I actually got to talk to her
26:34
Speaker 3: at Lollapalooza this year. She was very sweet, very nice. Um, and, uh,
26:40
Speaker 3: then now she has a song out that's going viral,
26:42
Speaker 3: which is awesome. It's called unethical. And the one thing
26:45
Speaker 3: I love about it is that she has this like
26:49
Speaker 3: really pretty string production. Like, I don't even know, like
26:55
Speaker 3: if it's a harp or like what it is, but
26:57
Speaker 3: it is like so beautiful. It's a little bit like
27:00
Speaker 3: down tempo. So it's a little bit slower of a song.
27:03
Speaker 3: But her voice mixed with this, like, beautiful, like, violin,
27:07
Speaker 3: guitar-y sort of, like, string production is really, really, really cool.
27:11
Speaker 3: So it's F-A-O-U-Z-I-A is how you spell her name. And she's, like,
27:15
Speaker 3: so talented. So if you haven't heard of her, check
27:17
Speaker 3: her out.
27:17
Speaker 1: That's so cool. I remember when Justin Bieber recorded Despacito
27:22
Speaker 1: and I don't think he knew the words. Yeah. And
27:25
Speaker 1: then he had to remember when he did that, like
27:28
Speaker 1: at that club when he just like filled in the words. Yeah,
27:31
Speaker 1: that was that was a crazy time.
27:32
Speaker 3: So I guess it's good that she bilingual.
27:34
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, he didn't know the words. He recorded and
27:37
Speaker 1: then he started saying burrito. He said, I don't know
27:40
Speaker 1: the words. So I say burrito. I don't know. You
27:42
Speaker 1: remember that, but he was.
27:43
Speaker 3: At a club. You have so many hits. Maybe cut
27:45
Speaker 3: that out.
27:46
Speaker 1: I mean, at the time, it was huge. But for me,
27:49
Speaker 1: I better know that song before I just start it up.
27:53
Speaker 1: That would be scary. Okay. I don't have another music one.
28:00
Speaker 1: But I guess we were talking football earlier. Do you
28:05
Speaker 1: know about the owner of the Colts?
28:10
Speaker 3: No.
28:11
Speaker 1: Okay. So her name is Carly. Carly Irsay Gordon. I-R-S-A-Y.
28:18
Speaker 1: And first of all, I think it's like really, really
28:22
Speaker 1: cool just that she's like a female owner first and foremost.
28:26
Speaker 1: She was passed down the Colts. I guess she's the grandfather, no,
28:32
Speaker 1: she's the granddaughter of of Robert Ursae, so he bought
28:36
Speaker 1: the franchise in 1972. And then I think her father, Jim,
28:41
Speaker 1: passed away, and then she took over ownership in 2025.
28:47
Speaker 1: But a lot of people, like, were talking about her
28:50
Speaker 1: at the beginning because when she was taking over the team,
28:54
Speaker 1: and she still does this, she's often roaming the sidelines
28:58
Speaker 1: during games and wearing headsets to follow coaching communication and
29:03
Speaker 1: learn more about team operations. So when she knew she
29:06
Speaker 1: was getting this role, she was literally on the sidelines
29:09
Speaker 1: and people were like, what is she doing? Because owners
29:11
Speaker 1: a lot of times, I'm assuming, they just sit in
29:14
Speaker 1: their box or whatever. But I thought it was really,
29:18
Speaker 1: really cool that she's like, I'm taking over this team
29:19
Speaker 1: and I want to know how every single aspect works.
29:22
Speaker 1: And it's just cool to see her on the sidelines
29:24
Speaker 1: with her little headset on. I guess she shares team
29:27
Speaker 1: equity with her sisters and co-owners, Casey Foyt and Kaylin Jackson.
29:31
Speaker 1: So shout out to them. But yeah, she she's just
29:34
Speaker 1: like a badass. And then people like, why is she
29:36
Speaker 1: doing that? It's like, well, she wants to hear every
29:39
Speaker 1: single thing. and like know what goes on and understand
29:41
Speaker 1: the entire um workings of something that she owns that's
29:45
Speaker 1: really cool and so she's badass just taking the check
29:47
Speaker 1: yeah so shout out to her um and the colts that's.
29:51
Speaker 3: Awesome um i have a sports one believe it or
29:54
Speaker 3: not um i've I was watching the White Sox while
29:58
Speaker 3: they were still playing, and I was actually getting into it.
30:00
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, this is exciting. I don't know
30:01
Speaker 3: if it's just because, like, the stakes were so high.
30:03
Speaker 3: It wasn't just, like, some random baseball game. Yeah. Because
30:05
Speaker 3: my initial theory of, like, baseball or my initial, like,
30:08
Speaker 3: viewpoint of it was, like, this is boring. It takes
30:10
Speaker 3: so long.
30:11
Speaker 1: That's still my viewpoint. I can't believe you watched it
30:13
Speaker 1: on TV.
30:13
Speaker 3: But I was watching it on TV, and I was like, oh, wait,
30:16
Speaker 3: this is, like, kind of exciting. Like, I don't know.
30:18
Speaker 3: Maybe just because, again, like, the stakes were so high,
30:21
Speaker 3: so it was just high passion.
30:22
Speaker 1: Yeah.
30:24
Speaker 3: I was like, wait, like, I kind of like this.
30:26
Speaker 1: You may be the only person that thinks, like, watching
30:29
Speaker 1: baseball on TV is exciting. I mean, I guess, like,
30:33
Speaker 1: some people like it, but. Yeah.
30:35
Speaker 3: It was also, like, game five. Yeah. High stakes. Yeah.
30:38
Speaker 3: But of all this work, you would love.
30:40
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a hockey game?
30:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been to a Blackhawks game.
30:43
Speaker 1: Yeah, aren't they fun? Like, it's so fast-paced, and, like,
30:46
Speaker 1: they might fight, which is.
30:47
Speaker 3: Kind of hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like that.
30:48
Speaker 1: Yeah.
30:49
Speaker 3: And Mike's nephew used to play hockey, so I would
30:51
Speaker 3: go when he was playing hockey in high school and stuff.
30:54
Speaker 1: Yeah.
30:55
Speaker 3: I like it because it's constant, like, movement. Kind of
30:57
Speaker 3: like baseball. Or, nope, basketball. You know, how they're, like,
31:00
Speaker 3: back and forth, back and forth. You know, like, we're
31:02
Speaker 3: not just looking... Yeah. Like football, we're like in the
31:05
Speaker 3: same spot all the time unless they like do a
31:07
Speaker 3: big run or something.
31:08
Speaker 1: That's how I feel about baseball. A big run.
31:09
Speaker 3: Yeah. Or like they throw it or whatever. But I
31:13
Speaker 3: feel like it like inches. Like, I don't know. It's
31:16
Speaker 3: just boring.
31:18
Speaker 1: Do you understand why it was so crazy for Taylor
31:22
Speaker 1: to ask how it was playing?
31:24
Speaker 3: Who did she?
31:25
Speaker 1: Oh. She asked Travis, she basically, she thought that two
31:35
Speaker 1: quarterbacks like would be on the field, like facing off
31:38
Speaker 1: with each other at the same time. Like, do you
31:40
Speaker 1: understand that that's like not happening?
31:42
Speaker 3: Yeah.
31:43
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
31:43
Speaker 3: There's only one quarterback out at a time. Cause only
31:46
Speaker 3: one team has the ball at the time. Right. But
31:49
Speaker 3: it makes sense why she would think that. She thought
31:52
Speaker 3: it was like Josh.
31:53
Speaker 1: Allen and Jared Goff like beating each other. And she
31:57
Speaker 1: was like, that was like one of their first dates. And,
31:59
Speaker 1: He was very gentle and nice with her about it.
32:01
Speaker 1: That's very sweet. But now she like went the other
32:05
Speaker 1: way and like knows like more than so many people.
32:09
Speaker 1: Chris was like, no, she like, yeah, it's crazy. I
32:12
Speaker 1: think she started drawing up, like, plays for Travis, like,
32:14
Speaker 1: after she learned, like, she's a little, she might have
32:17
Speaker 1: an addictive personality. I mean, she doesn't really, like, it's
32:19
Speaker 1: good that she uses it on, like, non-vice things, but.
32:22
Speaker 3: Yeah, she uses it too much, Jean, for sure.
32:24
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:24
Speaker 3: Yeah.
32:25
Speaker 1: Chill out. Slow down. Okay. I, my next one is,
32:30
Speaker 1: and you were with me as I discovered this, I
32:32
Speaker 1: was going to do something else, but there is a
32:36
Speaker 1: whole diatribe online, specifically on TikTok, filled with With people
32:43
Speaker 1: trying to tell other people how to get flued out.
32:47
Speaker 1: The rules of getting flued out.
32:49
Speaker 3: The rules of something that has no rules.
32:52
Speaker 1: The rules, yes. And there literally are people online. First
32:58
Speaker 1: of all, like, how often? I don't know. This one girl,
33:01
Speaker 1: she's like, I'm always getting flued out. Like, how?
33:04
Speaker 3: And how do these opportunities present themselves? Yeah. How do you?
33:08
Speaker 1: Like, it's wild that it's like a frequent thing. I mean,
33:12
Speaker 1: I know it happens, but, like, no offense. Like, she was, like,
33:16
Speaker 1: it was fun. I don't know. Like, I just don't.
33:18
Speaker 1: What are we doing?
33:18
Speaker 3: I don't know.
33:19
Speaker 1: Anyway, so she was getting flued out all the time,
33:20
Speaker 1: and she has rules, and I didn't even realize they
33:23
Speaker 1: were rules. And then shout out to this stud named Nay,
33:27
Speaker 1: who was really sick of women online complaining about getting
33:30
Speaker 1: flued out. Nay flies people out, and Nay had her
33:34
Speaker 1: own sets of rules, including, like, she never brings people
33:37
Speaker 1: to her house. It's sacred. So Nay is putting people
33:41
Speaker 1: on a flight. She's getting them a hotel, and then
33:43
Speaker 1: I'm assuming that they hang out outside and then, like,
33:45
Speaker 1: go back to the hotel if something's going to happen,
33:48
Speaker 1: I'm assuming. But I did not know there were so
33:50
Speaker 1: many rules.
33:51
Speaker 3: Even the hotels can be scary, too.
33:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just, like, I don't know.
33:56
Speaker 1: A friend of mine is considering doing it, and I'm
33:59
Speaker 1: just not sure of the rules. Yeah. But it seems
34:04
Speaker 1: like there are a lot.
34:04
Speaker 3: I think it's for something that, the rules for something
34:07
Speaker 3: that have no rules. Like, I think there are no rules,
34:09
Speaker 3: and that's the mystery of it.
34:11
Speaker 1: I guess so. Apparently there are rules, though. They said
34:15
Speaker 1: if they don't pick you up from the airport or
34:17
Speaker 1: send you a car, leave.
34:19
Speaker 3: I do agree with that.
34:20
Speaker 1: Yeah.
34:21
Speaker 3: Yeah. OK. Would you like going if I'm trying to
34:25
Speaker 3: big dick you and be like, I'm so rich that
34:29
Speaker 3: I'm going to fly you out to come see me. Right.
34:32
Speaker 1: Like.
34:33
Speaker 3: Is that a big.
34:34
Speaker 1: Dick or do you just want someone to like come
34:36
Speaker 1: see you? Like you think it's like a flat?
34:37
Speaker 3: You don't have anyone in your city that you could
34:39
Speaker 3: see that you like.
34:41
Speaker 1: You've never liked someone from out of town?
34:43
Speaker 3: No, 100% I have, but I know that I am broke.
34:46
Speaker 3: I would never be like, let me pay for your
34:49
Speaker 3: plane ticket to come. I can't afford my plane ticket
34:51
Speaker 3: to go anywhere. Like, so I'm not going to fly
34:53
Speaker 3: some like random person in if I'm not trying to
34:56
Speaker 3: impress them.
34:57
Speaker 1: Like. But sometimes you like someone that doesn't live near you.
35:00
Speaker 3: Sure, 100%. But the fact that someone is offering to
35:05
Speaker 3: bring you out means that they're trying to impress you.
35:08
Speaker 3: To me, it's like, okay, I'm going to take care
35:11
Speaker 3: of everything. You better have every step figured out. I
35:14
Speaker 3: better get, okay, give me the flight confirmation. Give me
35:18
Speaker 3: the hotel confirmation. Send me that car service information. Like,
35:22
Speaker 3: who's my driver? Like, if you're going to do it,
35:24
Speaker 3: you got to fucking do it. You're not just going
35:26
Speaker 3: to be like, I'm going to fly you out. Here's
35:28
Speaker 3: 300 bucks for your Southwest flight and figure it out.
35:30
Speaker 3: I'll meet you at Denny's. Like, you know what I mean? Like,
35:34
Speaker 3: if you're going to do it, like, you need to
35:36
Speaker 3: do it all the way. Okay. Like.
35:39
Speaker 1: What if they want you to stay with them and
35:41
Speaker 1: you've never met them in person?
35:43
Speaker 3: I wouldn't stay at a stranger's home.
35:44
Speaker 1: You wouldn't?
35:45
Speaker 3: No.
35:46
Speaker 1: That surprises me because you would meet up with strangers.
35:48
Speaker 3: Yeah. yeah but you don't even know their house is
35:52
Speaker 3: different like that's their like you're giving up all control
35:55
Speaker 3: at that point.
35:55
Speaker 1: Because one girl said go sorry i mean i cut you.
35:59
Speaker 3: Off okay no i was just saying you're giving up
36:02
Speaker 3: all control at that point by going to their house
36:04
Speaker 3: like the power dynamic has shifted greatly if you're i'd
36:08
Speaker 3: rather mean on a common like ground public place yeah
36:15
Speaker 3: you know And then, say, the first day you meet
36:19
Speaker 3: them and you like them and you want to explore
36:22
Speaker 3: more and you can somehow tell they're not an axe murderer,
36:25
Speaker 3: then you don't have to stay at the hotel. But
36:26
Speaker 3: I would at least have a plan. Yeah. A backup plan,
36:29
Speaker 3: you know?
36:30
Speaker 1: Because one girl was like, go stay at their house,
36:32
Speaker 1: but stay in the guest room.
36:34
Speaker 3: I just.
36:34
Speaker 1: A lot of these situations, I don't understand how... Like, okay, hey,
36:38
Speaker 1: this is my house, and then what, do you just
36:40
Speaker 1: bring your bag to the guest room? Like, just to, quote,
36:44
Speaker 1: see how they react? Like, I.
36:46
Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't know. I mean, I would definitely need
36:48
Speaker 3: that like disgust. And I'm also a planner, but like
36:52
Speaker 3: I would need that disgust and figured out prior to
36:55
Speaker 3: getting there. Like I would never just chance it and
36:58
Speaker 3: be like, oh, like not have a plan of where
37:00
Speaker 3: I'm staying and just be like, let's see what they
37:02
Speaker 3: say when we get there.
37:03
Speaker 1: Who's your crush? Who's your crush? Celebrity.
37:07
Speaker 3: Oh, Nick Jonas.
37:10
Speaker 1: So Nick Jonas. Yeah. And you are talking. Yeah.
37:13
Speaker 3: And if Nick Jonas wants me to stay at his house,
37:15
Speaker 3: I'm staying at his house.
37:16
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. I'm like, is it like, so
37:20
Speaker 1: if the guy was hot, a hot stranger, you would
37:25
Speaker 1: stay at their house.
37:27
Speaker 3: I think there's a difference between a normie and Nick Jonas.
37:31
Speaker 1: What's the difference? I've heard of Harvey Weinstein. Many celebrities
37:35
Speaker 1: can fucking be creepy as fuck.
37:37
Speaker 3: I would assume Nick Jonas has a little bit more
37:39
Speaker 3: to lose from getting wrapped up in something weird versus
37:43
Speaker 3: just a normal finance bro.
37:45
Speaker 1: Okay, so you who doesn't ask for anything, you'd say,
37:48
Speaker 1: and where are my accommodations? Where will you be putting
37:51
Speaker 1: me up? You would say that?
37:53
Speaker 3: I mean, me personally, I probably would not get flewed
38:01
Speaker 3: out because I need to have control over the whole situation. So, like,
38:06
Speaker 3: if I was going to go see somebody, me as
38:08
Speaker 3: a person, I would probably just pay the whole thing
38:11
Speaker 3: my own way because If there's one thing I've learned
38:14
Speaker 3: from my current situation, I will never let there be
38:16
Speaker 3: any sort of monetary power dynamic. And in my head,
38:19
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh, well, now you're paying for this, this,
38:22
Speaker 3: and this. So now, like, to me, the dynamic has
38:26
Speaker 3: now shifted. That's how I feel about it. But if
38:30
Speaker 3: I was going to be someone.
38:31
Speaker 1: If someone's pursuing you, though, they need to have, like,
38:33
Speaker 1: some skin in the game, don't you think? Sure, yeah, yeah, yeah.
38:35
Speaker 3: But I'm saying if they're going to flew you out,
38:37
Speaker 3: they better, they got to do the whole thing. Like,
38:41
Speaker 3: the whole thing. Like everything, or they just want to
38:46
Speaker 3: give you money and you can book everything yourself.
38:49
Speaker 1: Cool.
38:49
Speaker 3: Like that's acceptable as well. But getting flewed out is
38:52
Speaker 3: not just, here's a plane ticket. Like you need to,
38:55
Speaker 3: you're inviting someone to leave their home to come to
38:59
Speaker 3: their city.
39:00
Speaker 1: Cause you're trying to do that by the way, but.
39:02
Speaker 3: You're, you didn't, you know what I mean? He didn't,
39:05
Speaker 3: they didn't offer to come to you. You're saying, okay,
39:07
Speaker 3: my city is so great. I want to meet you
39:09
Speaker 3: for the first time in my city. You need to
39:12
Speaker 3: make it top tier, like, everything. Like, it can't be
39:17
Speaker 3: some basic-ass shit. Like, it's got to be legit. Like,
39:25
Speaker 3: you know?
39:25
Speaker 1: I'll tell my friends. Right?
39:27
Speaker 3: Like, let's not let me cash up you 300 bucks.
39:30
Speaker 3: for your Southwest flight.
39:32
Speaker 1: Well then I'm just running right with the mic no
39:34
Speaker 1: I'm kidding I also like I'm not playing Southwest.
39:39
Speaker 3: I have a buddy pass like that's not like getting
39:43
Speaker 3: flued out like no I just think like if you're
39:46
Speaker 3: gonna flex like that like you need to flex.
39:49
Speaker 1: I just don't know how you say that to someone.
39:51
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think you should have to say it
39:54
Speaker 3: to somebody. Okay. To me, like, I'm not going to
39:57
Speaker 3: make you flex, but you already opened the door because
40:00
Speaker 3: you said, I'm going to fly you out. Uh-huh. So
40:04
Speaker 3: now that's up to you as the receiver or your
40:07
Speaker 3: friend as the receiver to perceive what that person takes
40:12
Speaker 3: that as. You know what I'm saying? How much effort
40:15
Speaker 3: are they really putting into this, into getting you.
40:19
Speaker 1: And money equals effort.
40:21
Speaker 3: Well, he can come pick you up at the airport.
40:24
Speaker 3: I mean, that costs gas, but he doesn't have to
40:25
Speaker 3: hire you a car service.
40:26
Speaker 1: That's awkward, like fucking meeting at the airport. And then
40:29
Speaker 1: you drive in a car with a stranger.
40:31
Speaker 3: But you're going to go to a stranger's house and
40:34
Speaker 3: just sleep in his bed?
40:35
Speaker 1: I didn't say all that, and neither did my friend.
40:39
Speaker 1: Just like the sober, fresh off the plane meetup is
40:41
Speaker 1: like so scary. I don't know.
40:46
Speaker 3: It could be, okay, you know, we could.
40:49
Speaker 1: I'll see you when I see you.
40:50
Speaker 3: You know, like, I don't know. I just think like
40:55
Speaker 3: I take it as like if I'm inviting someone to
40:57
Speaker 3: my city, like I need to have my city, you know. OK.
41:04
Speaker 3: But again, it's rules for things. Everyone probably views the
41:07
Speaker 3: situation as differently. The person that is flying out, the
41:11
Speaker 3: person that is getting flewed out, the person that is
41:13
Speaker 3: an innocent bystander. Like everyone has a different.
41:17
Speaker 1: Everyone's got an opinion.
41:18
Speaker 3: Right. Right.
41:19
Speaker 1: Including one of my friend's girlfriends who is very much
41:24
Speaker 1: do it. Stay with him. If you don't like him,
41:26
Speaker 1: you can leave. And I'm like, I don't know if
41:30
Speaker 1: you can. Like, that's crazy.
41:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't.
41:37
Speaker 1: I don't know.
41:38
Speaker 3: I don't think. That, I don't know, it would, for
41:42
Speaker 3: the first meeting, I would at least be in a hotel.
41:48
Speaker 1: And then where do you go if things are going well?
41:50
Speaker 1: Do you go to theirs or do you go to
41:55
Speaker 1: the hotel?
41:56
Speaker 3: I guess either is equal to me, I guess.
42:01
Speaker 1: Okay.
42:04
Speaker 3: I just....
42:06
Speaker 1: So if someone was hot and said I'd cover everything, hotel,
42:09
Speaker 1: all these things, you wouldn't go?
42:14
Speaker 3: I would go, but I would probably pay for it
42:17
Speaker 3: myself if I had the means.
42:19
Speaker 1: And if you didn't have the means?
42:20
Speaker 3: Then I wouldn't go.
42:22
Speaker 1: Really?
42:22
Speaker 3: Yeah. If I'm broke, I'm not going on a trip.
42:26
Speaker 3: And I'm broke, so I'm not going on a trip.
42:32
Speaker 3: I would never leave to go out of town not
42:34
Speaker 3: knowing that if all hell went.
42:36
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, you have a credit card.
42:38
Speaker 3: Right. No, that's what I'm saying. But, like, if I
42:40
Speaker 3: can't afford to go somewhere where I have to cover
42:42
Speaker 3: everything myself, then I wouldn't go. And then if I
42:44
Speaker 3: go and they want to pay for stuff, then great.
42:47
Speaker 3: But I would always want to make sure that I
42:49
Speaker 3: could cover it myself.
42:50
Speaker 1: Is that, like, a gay man thing?
42:51
Speaker 3: No, no, no.
42:52
Speaker 1: Really?
42:52
Speaker 3: I think it's a me thing.
42:55
Speaker 1: If someone, like, is pursuing you, aren't you supposed to
42:58
Speaker 1: let them do nice things for you?
43:00
Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
43:01
Speaker 1: Sure. Okay. Okay.
43:03
Speaker 3: But I mean, if we want to get there and
43:05
Speaker 3: you want to pay for all my dinner is great.
43:07
Speaker 3: But like I would pay for like my flight, my hotel.
43:11
Speaker 3: I just at least the first time.
43:15
Speaker 1: That's the risk is on them. I feel like like
43:18
Speaker 1: if they pay for something and like you don't you're
43:19
Speaker 1: not obligated to do anything or, you know, you don't
43:23
Speaker 1: owe the person anything, you know.
43:25
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel the opposite. Like if they do, you
43:29
Speaker 3: might feel like indebted to them in some way. Like
43:32
Speaker 3: if they pay for.
43:33
Speaker 1: Everything, you think you like, you would feel like you
43:36
Speaker 1: have to fuck them.
43:38
Speaker 3: I don't know if I'd have, I would almost be like,
43:41
Speaker 3: I'm here to entertain. Like I need to make sure
43:43
Speaker 3: like you're flying me out. Like, you better be having
43:46
Speaker 3: a good time. Like I better be, you know, like,
43:48
Speaker 3: I don't know. Like I almost feel like an employee, like,
43:52
Speaker 3: you know, like you're, you're flying me out to have
43:54
Speaker 3: a good weekend. Like I better be entertaining as fuck.
43:57
Speaker 3: If you're like spending all this money, you.
43:58
Speaker 1: Know, I don't know. I think men need to like
44:00
Speaker 1: pursue and like be. Oh, for sure.
44:03
Speaker 3: Yes. I think from me to another man is a
44:06
Speaker 3: different situation between a woman to a man.
44:09
Speaker 1: That's what I was saying.
44:10
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:10
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know. Okay.
44:12
Speaker 3: Me as a, a gay man I would yeah and
44:17
Speaker 3: there are there are gay men that might be like
44:18
Speaker 3: fuck that he would pay for everything you know what
44:21
Speaker 3: I mean I'm saying me as a human okay I
44:24
Speaker 3: would never enter another situation where there's a monetary like
44:28
Speaker 3: differential between me and my partner because it just like
44:32
Speaker 3: to me just causes too many problems okay but these
44:39
Speaker 3: straight men should be out here trying yeah Like, they
44:43
Speaker 3: should be out here trying.
44:44
Speaker 1: And I don't think women owe them anything. I mean,
44:46
Speaker 1: I think obviously it's assumed. And if you're going, you
44:48
Speaker 1: probably should want to hook up with the person or
44:50
Speaker 1: at least think you do.
44:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you go there and you don't feel it,
44:52
Speaker 3: you shouldn't feel anything.
44:53
Speaker 1: And that's the risk they take.
44:55
Speaker 3: Yeah.
44:56
Speaker 1: Yeah.
44:56
Speaker 3: As they should.
44:57
Speaker 1: Okay.
44:58
Speaker 3: If you're going to swing, swing big.
45:00
Speaker 1: But you wouldn't give your same advice to yourself.
45:02
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, no. Like, these straight men should
45:05
Speaker 3: be out here trying to impress you ladies.
45:08
Speaker 1: 100%. Okay. Okay. What's your next one? I'm stressed out.
45:13
Speaker 3: I don't know. Let me see. Oh, food. One of
45:19
Speaker 3: my favorite Italian spots. I don't know if I've talked
45:22
Speaker 3: about them before out by me, but it's so good.
45:26
Speaker 3: And it's Italian spots called Enrico's. And the best part
45:31
Speaker 3: about Enrico's is it's family owned. The cooking is amazing,
45:36
Speaker 3: but they have the most amazing garlic bread and they
45:39
Speaker 3: just keep bringing you. basket after basket after basket of
45:42
Speaker 3: garlic bread as much as you can they even gave
45:45
Speaker 3: us a basket to go like i put in my
45:47
Speaker 3: box with the rest of my pasta it was everything
45:50
Speaker 3: and we probably didn't have room i know yeah it
45:52
Speaker 3: was just full of carbs um so yeah shout out
45:56
Speaker 3: to enrico's and their garlic bread and i love when
45:58
Speaker 3: restaurants you know because even olive garden gets a little
46:00
Speaker 3: skimpy sometimes they'll be like okay here's four breadsticks the
46:03
Speaker 3: next basket will have three And they'll be like, oh,
46:05
Speaker 3: here's two more. Like, nah, bitch. Full bread baskets every time.
46:11
Speaker 3: That's what I require.
46:12
Speaker 1: You would have loved my Nana. She would get so pissed.
46:14
Speaker 1: She's like, people don't bring bread baskets anymore. She was
46:17
Speaker 1: so offended that she had to ask for them. So
46:20
Speaker 1: did she. And I feel like I don't think they're sanitary.
46:23
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I mean, I love a bread basket, too. But, like,
46:25
Speaker 1: she would get pissed off about that and no salt
46:27
Speaker 1: and pepper on the table. She just thought, like, the
46:29
Speaker 1: world was going on the shitter. Like, because no bread baskets.
46:32
Speaker 3: Her.
46:35
Speaker 1: A family member who I no longer speak to cause
46:37
Speaker 1: she's an evil bitch. Um, Oh no, it was actually
46:40
Speaker 1: her friend. Also, I think maybe same situation, but used
46:43
Speaker 1: to have a restaurant and say people would just come
46:45
Speaker 1: and drink water and eat bread. And like, that's fucking crazy.
46:47
Speaker 3: That's also insane.
46:48
Speaker 1: That's neither here nor there. Um, okay. Mine is just
46:51
Speaker 1: like being a millennial. Like I just like really like
46:55
Speaker 1: love our culture. I love us so much. I really do. Like,
46:58
Speaker 1: I'm not just saying this. I think we're like the
47:01
Speaker 1: best generation of, I think they don't do it like us.
47:05
Speaker 1: And I think we deserve a lot of apologies. I
47:08
Speaker 1: think it's normal for like the older generation to always
47:11
Speaker 1: want to wail on the younger generation. But like it's
47:13
Speaker 1: not us. We are not the problem. We did not
47:15
Speaker 1: do it. And the things that like we have been through,
47:18
Speaker 1: like living without phones, living with phones, living without the Internet,
47:21
Speaker 1: living with the Internet. And I just like the culture of.
47:25
Speaker 1: like the shit we used to do like in terms
47:27
Speaker 1: of when we would party and go out like we're
47:29
Speaker 1: just like built different like i don't like we're so
47:32
Speaker 1: strong like legitimately like i like you we would go
47:38
Speaker 1: out all night wake up you know drunk hung over
47:41
Speaker 1: whatever make it into work um you know it's just
47:45
Speaker 1: figure it out i just feel like like we used
47:48
Speaker 1: to get a like i heard a gen z say
47:51
Speaker 1: how did you used to get home without Uber and stuff?
47:54
Speaker 1: The answer is I don't know, but we always did.
47:57
Speaker 1: And I wasn't out here drunk driving. We just figured
48:00
Speaker 1: it out. And I just feel like we're resourceful. I
48:03
Speaker 1: feel like we're really fucking strong. I feel like we
48:07
Speaker 1: were fun. We were very fun. We are very fun.
48:14
Speaker 1: And I just am really proud to be a millennial.
48:16
Speaker 1: I think that... Yeah, we kind of had.
48:19
Speaker 3: The best of both worlds. everything, like, both worlds. Like, pre... Yeah.
48:23
Speaker 3: Especially from, like, a technology standpoint. Like, pre-tech through new tech.
48:27
Speaker 1: Like, I.
48:30
Speaker 3: I can't even imagine being a kid now with, like,
48:33
Speaker 3: all this... The robots. Yeah, like.
48:35
Speaker 1: And it's just so funny to me. Like, this isn't great. Like,
48:38
Speaker 1: love that the new generation is not drinking as much. But, like,
48:41
Speaker 1: they are vaping. So, like, that's awful for you. But anyways, like,
48:44
Speaker 1: they're not drinking as much. They're not having as much sex,
48:46
Speaker 1: which is, like, so funny. But, like, we all just
48:49
Speaker 1: really fucking partied. Like, it's, like, really funny to, like,
48:52
Speaker 1: think about this shit. I just... Like, we really were
48:57
Speaker 1: the party. Yeah. You know? Yeah. It's just.
49:01
Speaker 3: It just seems like the generation after us, they don't, like.
49:04
Speaker 1: No. And then some little... Gen Z bitch. I saw
49:07
Speaker 1: a man on the street interview with her and they said,
49:10
Speaker 1: which generation has the worst fashion? And she just in
49:13
Speaker 1: her ugly ass sweatpants says millennials. Mama, that has to
49:18
Speaker 1: be rage. bait you're just doing what we did.
49:21
Speaker 3: Right yeah again recycling.
49:23
Speaker 1: It yeah like the early 2000s mama like I don't
49:27
Speaker 1: know and they're not supposed to hate up they're supposed
49:29
Speaker 1: to hate down right yeah like what the fuck do
49:31
Speaker 1: they keep making fun of us for I will say.
49:33
Speaker 3: Lol right they're kind of assholes.
49:35
Speaker 1: I will they're assholes they're ungrateful little shits yeah And
49:39
Speaker 1: I have a sister who's one and she's actually not
49:40
Speaker 1: Gen Z coded like that. And I love that. But like,
49:44
Speaker 1: my God, like the shit that we've endured, not saying
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Speaker 1: that like anyone else should have to. Right. But like,
49:50
Speaker 1: we're still laughing. We're living and laughing and loving, you know,
49:55
Speaker 1: through the pain.
49:56
Speaker 3: I can finally dance again.
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Speaker 1: One thing about us is we're just, we're strong. Like
49:59
Speaker 1: we're built different.
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Speaker 3: You will figure it out without asking questions.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Like, whoever's Gen Z is going
50:04
Speaker 1: to think I'm a lame for this. But, like, I
50:06
Speaker 1: don't know. Like, we're just the most accepting generation. And, like,
50:09
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously Gen Zs are more accepting. But, like,
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Speaker 1: they also don't. They're not accepting of, like, people doing
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Speaker 1: certain things.
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Speaker 3: Right.
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Speaker 1: Like, everything's cringe. Like, I don't know.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Like, we don't give a fuck. And we really are
50:20
Speaker 1: just so strong. And I just love us.
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Speaker 3: Very true. Very true. So my last one is a TikToker.
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Speaker 3: 6KZay is his name. And he does food reviews, which
50:31
Speaker 3: I love, which is like my whole timeline. But he
50:34
Speaker 3: did a series of going to Chicago colleges and raiding
50:38
Speaker 3: the dining halls. So it's just hilarious. Some of them
50:43
Speaker 3: are really good. Some of them are trash. But what
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Speaker 3: he did discover is like a lot of times you
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Speaker 3: just pay per swipe to like get in per day
50:51
Speaker 3: or whatever. I think it was Roosevelt here in Chicago.
50:56
Speaker 3: They pay a la carte. So like. okay, if you
51:00
Speaker 3: want chicken tenders, it's $ 9. If you want this, you
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Speaker 3: have to pay per side. Like, yeah, he's like, you're
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Speaker 3: ripping people off for this shitty-ass food.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure they pay tuition.
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Speaker 3: Like, what are you talking about? Like, so, yeah, 6KZay
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Speaker 3: is his name, and he's just really funny.
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Speaker 1: That's really funny. Did anything, like, look amazing or really good?
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Speaker 3: I think it was UIC that, like, looked really good. Like,
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Speaker 3: you could tell, like, the chef really popped her puss, like,
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Speaker 3: on the— On the food, Roosevelt looked like absolute trash. Like, just, like,
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Speaker 3: 3D printed computer food.
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Speaker 1: Speaking of, you're sounding like our Gen Z intern. Or
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Speaker 1: not intern, sorry, producer now. But, like, who, everything. She
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Speaker 1: put her pussy in that. She popped her pussy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's popping pussy.
51:42
Speaker 1: Like, I never thought I'd hear pussy in the workplace. Allegedly. And, like,
51:46
Speaker 1: no one cares, but I'm like, really? Like, I just, wow,
51:48
Speaker 1: we're popping our puss. Anyways, that's a really... like cool
51:53
Speaker 1: niche idea um i didn't know you could just like
51:56
Speaker 1: pull up and.
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Speaker 3: Yeah you could just go eat at college.
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Speaker 1: Yeah which is odd we had like different dorms had
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Speaker 1: like different food but it was like obviously in with
52:04
Speaker 1: our tuition and shit.
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Speaker 3: Yeah i remember having to swipe it was like a meal.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah and then also you could like cash out
52:12
Speaker 1: your meal plan at the um library like you could
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Speaker 1: grab shit and like Sometimes we'd be, like, hammered walking
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Speaker 1: home and, like, going to the library where people are
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Speaker 1: studying and, like, I don't know. It was just, it
52:25
Speaker 1: was a lot.
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Speaker 3: Okay.
52:26
Speaker 1: A quote that I heard that I really love because
52:29
Speaker 1: I've never, this is my last one, I've never known
52:31
Speaker 1: how to, like, vocalize this. Like, I always talk about
52:38
Speaker 1: toxic positivity it's like one of my biggest trigger like
52:41
Speaker 1: when you go to someone and you're having an issue
52:43
Speaker 1: and you either just like want to vent or have
52:45
Speaker 1: someone be there for you and they're always like toxic
52:47
Speaker 1: positivity how do I describe it is like um well
52:50
Speaker 1: it could be worse you know or it's like you
52:52
Speaker 1: know or well at least x y or z didn't
52:54
Speaker 1: happen it's like that's not helpful it doesn't make someone
52:56
Speaker 1: feel good um and you're trying to like wrap the
52:59
Speaker 1: problem in a bow and like it just I don't
53:01
Speaker 1: know I think it's I think sometimes like good vibes only.
53:05
Speaker 1: I think that's so fucking toxic. Like there, sometimes there's
53:07
Speaker 1: bad vibes. Like we're allowed to have a hard day,
53:10
Speaker 1: be upset anyways. Yes. And I do think this is
53:15
Speaker 1: amazing because if you're going through something, And I know
53:18
Speaker 1: a lot of times people don't mean it. And sometimes
53:20
Speaker 1: it's like their own insecurity. Like they want to help
53:22
Speaker 1: make it better for you. But I think in a
53:24
Speaker 1: lot of different situations, it's like not helpful. So this
53:27
Speaker 1: is the quote. And I think it's all encompassing, but
53:30
Speaker 1: it's never, and I don't know who's quoted is, but
53:32
Speaker 1: never ask someone to be strong when they're coming to
53:35
Speaker 1: you to be weak. So like if someone's coming to you,
53:39
Speaker 1: like with a situation that hurts or that's a problem,
53:42
Speaker 1: like don't give them like what they should be doing.
53:45
Speaker 1: Don't tell them what they did wrong in the situation. Like,
53:48
Speaker 1: I just feel like if someone's coming to you to
53:50
Speaker 1: like hold them or like be, be like the strength
53:52
Speaker 1: or whatever, like they're trying to like be vulnerable. Um,
53:57
Speaker 1: I feel like being like, yeah, but like you're doing
53:59
Speaker 1: so good. Or like, I think even it's toxic to
54:02
Speaker 1: tell someone I cannot fucking stand this. I've heard this
54:04
Speaker 1: so much. You're so strong. What the fuck other option
54:09
Speaker 1: do I have?
54:09
Speaker 3: Bitch survive. I'm just surviving.
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Speaker 1: Like, and it's kind of insulting to me. It's like, well,
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Speaker 1: I don't have to be, but like, Like, this is
54:18
Speaker 1: not a choice.
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Speaker 3: There's no other. Yeah, I don't have another choice.
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Speaker 1: You're so strong. It's like, okay. So anyways, I know
54:22
Speaker 1: people sometimes have good intentions. And, like, I guess, like,
54:25
Speaker 1: maybe that's a compliment. But, like, I don't want to
54:28
Speaker 1: be strong. I've had to be strong in a lot
54:30
Speaker 1: of different situations. And then my crash out is the
54:33
Speaker 1: system at fucking urgent care. Because why? Tell me why.
54:38
Speaker 1: I've always thought about this. I've never vocalized it. When
54:42
Speaker 1: you walk into an urgent care and there's people in
54:44
Speaker 1: the lobby... The receptionist asks you, what are you in for?
54:48
Speaker 1: Not like you're in jail, but they ask you what
54:52
Speaker 1: you want to be seen for in front of all
54:54
Speaker 1: those people.
54:55
Speaker 3: Right.
54:58
Speaker 1: You guys are boring him. Like, if you have a
55:01
Speaker 1: yeast infection. Right.
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Speaker 3: Bro.
55:03
Speaker 1: Bro. Like, there's got to be a better, like, type
55:07
Speaker 1: it into a tablet. Like, there's got to be a
55:09
Speaker 1: better way. How are we still doing that? Like, it
55:14
Speaker 1: burns when I pee. Like, what are you talking about?
55:17
Speaker 1: The whole lobby's listening.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.
55:22
Speaker 1: We, and that's not HIPAA? Right. My asshole is bleeding.
55:28
Speaker 3: I have a hemorrhoid. You have to announce your problem
55:30
Speaker 3: upon entry.
55:31
Speaker 1: And also like, why is that the receptionist business?
55:34
Speaker 3: Right. Just check me in. I don't know if she
55:37
Speaker 3: might prioritize, but I thought that's what triage is for.
55:40
Speaker 3: Like you get checked in and they take you and
55:41
Speaker 3: take your vitals and stuff.
55:42
Speaker 1: That's like ER.
55:44
Speaker 3: Okay.
55:44
Speaker 1: Yeah.
55:45
Speaker 3: I haven't gone to an urgent in a really long time.
55:47
Speaker 1: Like if you're in that dire of straits, they do
55:49
Speaker 1: need to send you to the ER.
55:51
Speaker 3: Yeah.
55:51
Speaker 1: Obviously there's someone who might be in more pain or whatever.
55:53
Speaker 1: And like, that's fine. Okay. Yeah. Maybe you want to
55:56
Speaker 1: do order of operations or like which doctor or how
55:58
Speaker 1: they need to set up. Fine. Fine. But, like, we
56:01
Speaker 1: got to get a better way. It's just crazy to
56:03
Speaker 1: be telling people you're fucking oozing and goozing in front
56:06
Speaker 1: of people. Like, even for a bladder infection, it's like,
56:08
Speaker 1: I don't need the whole whatever anyways. I think that's
56:12
Speaker 1: weird and crazy. And why do we still do that? Like,
56:14
Speaker 1: put it on an iPad, like, slip them a note
56:16
Speaker 1: across the table.
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Speaker 3: Write something. Write it down. It's bizarre.
56:19
Speaker 1: It's weird.
56:21
Speaker 3: And my crash out is currently my phone. I need
56:25
Speaker 3: a new phone so bad. Now I'm at the point
56:27
Speaker 3: where I have it plugged in. In my car, it freezes.
56:31
Speaker 3: And I have to unplug it for it to unfreeze.
56:33
Speaker 3: It's like I'm out here just down bad. And I
56:36
Speaker 3: just need to get a new phone. And it's pure laziness.
56:39
Speaker 1: You know you've already done a crash out about your phone.
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Speaker 3: Really? I have?
56:42
Speaker 1: Oh, I forgot.
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Speaker 3: Well, I'm still crashing out about it. It's getting worse.
56:45
Speaker 3: I just.
56:46
Speaker 1: You need a phone.
56:48
Speaker 3: The iPhone 12 just needs to go away.
56:51
Speaker 1: Again, babe, you know how easy it is. You can
56:53
Speaker 1: do it from home.
56:54
Speaker 3: I know. I can order it online. I need to.
56:55
Speaker 3: I don't know what is like stopping me. They'll walk
56:57
Speaker 3: you through it.
56:58
Speaker 1: And you're not someone who procrastinates. I know.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what it is about it.
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Speaker 1: It's very easy. Unless the guy in the store wants
57:05
Speaker 1: to hang out with you, then he will lie to
57:06
Speaker 1: you and tell you that he has to put his
57:08
Speaker 1: phones together and you have to sit.
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Speaker 3: There for hours. I'll just go to the Apple store
57:10
Speaker 3: this weekend and get it done.
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Speaker 1: Just get her done. But yeah, he's still crashing out
57:14
Speaker 1: over that. Yep.
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Speaker 3: All right, bye.