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Phone Tap: Caterpunked · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: You guys seen the news lately? Yeah, sure, at least
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  Speaker 2: the news that I made up in my head. Oh no, channel,
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  Speaker 2: there's a larger than life caterpillar infestation and it's coming
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  Speaker 2: directly our way. So it's not cute. It's scary. Everyone
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  Speaker 2: who lives in a fifteen mile radius to warn them
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  Speaker 2: and let them know the city is taking care of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm in their typical city way by making everything worse
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  Speaker 2: that we've got it under control. In your phone tap
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  Speaker 2: right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's another.
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  Speaker 2: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Peters. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: this is he Peter. I work at the City of
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  Speaker 2: My name is Max Girth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is everything Okay? Did I pay my bill?
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  Speaker 2: Bills are all up to date as far as I know.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the city arborousk oh okay, Yeah, I'm the guy
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  Speaker 2: who deals with trees deal with trees, right, Huh exactly.
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  Speaker 2: So I'm reaching out to everyone in your neighborhood today
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  Speaker 2: regarding the upcoming caterpillar season. Uh, okay, you're familiar.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I have to be honest, I'm not completely
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  Speaker 3: up to date on the caterpillar situation.
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  Speaker 2: I know we have you, Okay, It's all over the
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  Speaker 2: news right now. This year is supposed to be the
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  Speaker 2: worst season for caterpillar infestation. Okay, and your area, in
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  Speaker 2: particular where you live, is going to be a hotbed
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  Speaker 2: for those furry little.
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  Speaker 3: Things whoa language.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but it's warranted. You do not want to
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  Speaker 2: mess with those little pieces of delete your whole house
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  Speaker 2: down right to the studs.
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  Speaker 3: Wow, I guess I didn't understand the severity of this.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying, you're saying.
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  Speaker 2: It's a huge, huge deal. So the city's trying to
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  Speaker 2: be more proactive about the whole thing. We're going to
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  Speaker 2: be in your neighborhood on let's see, on Thursday, to
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  Speaker 2: cut down most of your trees. Wait, what the only
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  Speaker 2: way to deal with these future little backards is to
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  Speaker 2: knock their homes down before they show up.
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  Speaker 3: You're not going to cut down my trees it's my property.
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  Speaker 3: You can't just come and cut down my trees.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, I guess technically you're right. I'll probably
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  Speaker 2: have one of my guys do it so it won't
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  Speaker 2: be me per se. No, but the trees are going down.
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  Speaker 3: You're not listening to me. You're not cutting down my trees.
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  Speaker 3: My family loves my trees. We have a swing hanging
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  Speaker 3: from one of my trees. My kids love. I love
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  Speaker 3: my trees. You're not cutting them down.
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  Speaker 2: Listen. You know what. The city twenty minutes up north
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  Speaker 2: from you, they had the same issue with caterpillars back
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  Speaker 2: in twenty fifteen, and you know what, happy You know
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  Speaker 2: many people still live there.
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  Speaker 3: Ah, I don't have the population are in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: I mean it is still a lot, technically more than before.
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  Speaker 2: But it was it was pretty bad. Wait wait, wait,
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  Speaker 2: they weren't happy about it.
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  Speaker 3: I'm confused exactly.
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  Speaker 2: That's why I'm in charge. I'm going to make the decisions,
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  Speaker 2: all right. Do you trust me?
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  Speaker 3: I do not.
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  Speaker 2: Do you trust the city at the moment, not really,
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  Speaker 2: because we've made great choices in the past.
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  Speaker 3: Oh do you ever at.
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  Speaker 2: The traffic roundabout that we put in.
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  Speaker 3: The one that took two years and blocked up traffic.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, did it take a long time? Was
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  Speaker 2: it two million dollars over budget? Sure? But it's cool. Now.
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  Speaker 2: Have you seen the fountain? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, what what does the fountain in the middle
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  Speaker 3: of the roundabout have to do with caterpillars in my trees?
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  Speaker 2: And it's proof that the city makes good decisions. Now,
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  Speaker 2: my question is I doubt that well start coming around.
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  Speaker 2: I want to know when is it best for us
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  Speaker 2: to deliver the cardboard trees.
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  Speaker 3: Like fake trees.
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  Speaker 2: We're going to make big cardboard cutouts so those little
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  Speaker 2: things they can nest.
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  Speaker 3: You're telling me that we are in the midst of
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  Speaker 3: an encroaching caterpillar invasion. You need to take my trees
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  Speaker 3: down and you're gonna put up faux, fake cardboard trees.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The only the only way to beat the caterpillars
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  Speaker 2: is to punk them.
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  Speaker 3: Wait what to punk? What?
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna climb up to the very top and then boom,
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  Speaker 2: whole thing falls down? Catterpunk?
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  Speaker 3: Did you just say caterpunk?
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  Speaker 2: Caterpillars are very responsive to slapstick humor.
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  Speaker 3: That's just a weird thing for an arborist to say.
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  Speaker 2: I just is it a weird thing for a radio
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  Speaker 2: host to say, who's doing a prank phone call?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I've never had a radio host call me into a
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  Speaker 2: You have had a radio host call you right now?
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  Speaker 2: Because my name is jeff from looking Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: This is a phone tap, dude?
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  Speaker 3: What what?
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  Speaker 1: What?
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  Speaker 2: It's a joke. Wait a minute, Yeah, dude, your sister
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  Speaker 2: Savannah set you up because she knew how upset you'd
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  Speaker 2: get if the city said they were going to mess
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  Speaker 2: with your trees, so she told us to mess with you.
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  Speaker 3: Are you allowed to say those foul words on the radio?
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  Speaker 2: Now? What do you mean foul words? Those are sentence enhancers?
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  Speaker 1: Wake Up?
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