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Top 10 Phone Taps of 2021: #4 Spice Up The Anniversary · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call eight hundred. It is number
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  Speaker 1: four on the countdown for the top ten phone taps
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  Speaker 1: of Christmas, and today features Brooke calling a front desk
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  Speaker 1: worker at a hotel because she's going to be spending
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  Speaker 1: her anniversary there with her husband. Oh yeah, even though
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  Speaker 1: this is little embarrassing, she's hoping to get a few
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  Speaker 1: suggestions on how to spice things up that night. Lab
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  Speaker 1: over here. Brook can barely get through this one without cracking.
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  Speaker 1: You're going to hear it in your number four phone
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  Speaker 1: tap of the year right now. Thank you for calling
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  Speaker 1: the hotel. This is bath How can I help you? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: My name is Kendra. I was just calling because I
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  Speaker 1: wanted to reserve a room for this Friday. Oh absolutely, moment.
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  Speaker 1: Please is it just the one night's day? Oh yes,
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  Speaker 1: he'll be pretty sore. I don't think he can take
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  Speaker 1: more than just one night. Okay, So this is for
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  Speaker 1: someone else or is this for you? Oh no, sorry,
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  Speaker 1: I'm talking about my husband. It's our anniversary. Oh that's wonderful. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so then it's both of you then staying together. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: just just too I mean, but you never know. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: it's okay to make a few requests since it's our
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  Speaker 1: special day and everything. I was hoping that maybe your
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  Speaker 1: staff could leave a bottle of champagne in the room.
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  Speaker 1: Of course, that will be no problem. Let me take
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  Speaker 1: a note of that. Great. I was also wondering if
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  Speaker 1: you guys had any I don't know, any extras, any extras,
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  Speaker 1: oh something romantic? Yeah, or fun like fun stuff? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know what. Well, we would be happy to send
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  Speaker 1: up some flowers for you. We do have room service,
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  Speaker 1: of course, if you want to to order a dessert.
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  Speaker 1: The rooms do have bathtubs, which is really lovely. I
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  Speaker 1: was thinking more like any restraints, pardon, like handcuffs. Oh gosh,
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  Speaker 1: I've never used them before, but I've heard that they
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  Speaker 1: could be pretty fun. Well, that's actually not something that
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  Speaker 1: we would supply you with. That would probably be something
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  Speaker 1: you would bring yourself. Well, maybe you would have some
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  Speaker 1: personal handcuffs I can borrow. Oh no, that's very inappropriate
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  Speaker 1: actually to help ask that. Oh, I'm embarrassed. I am
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  Speaker 1: so sorry. No, no, no, no, and we are so
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  Speaker 1: happy that you're choosing to spend your anniversary here with us.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe there's a handcuff store nearby. Could you just Google
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  Speaker 1: search it for me real quick? I you know, actually,
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  Speaker 1: at the top of my head, I really can't think
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  Speaker 1: of any handcuff stores. Just google it, you know what.
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  Speaker 1: I'll do this. I'll just make a note down on
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  Speaker 1: your reservation and then maybe i'll search later for you
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  Speaker 1: or you can buy yourself. Do that. Yeah, I'll just
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  Speaker 1: bring the rack instead. Um, what the what? Yeah? HiT's
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  Speaker 1: an old medieval thing we use for fun on special occasions,
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  Speaker 1: you know, stretch each other out on it. I've I've
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  Speaker 1: never heard of that before. Yeah, but I will say
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  Speaker 1: I think that it weighs more than five hundred pounds,
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  Speaker 1: so I may need some help from a bellboy to
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  Speaker 1: get it into the freight elevator. Is that available? I
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  Speaker 1: can make a note? Great? Great? And I did notice
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  Speaker 1: that you guys have a pool. We do, Yeah, so
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  Speaker 1: we don't plan on swimming, but I was hoping that
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  Speaker 1: maybe I could reserve fourteen pool noodles for you know
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  Speaker 1: something else fun cool noodles. If you have to ask,
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  Speaker 1: then you don't want to know. Oh no. Also, we
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  Speaker 1: do have some friends coming to stay with us and
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  Speaker 1: would like to stay in a room with a conjoining door.
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  Speaker 1: That sounds easy, right, you know, at this point I
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  Speaker 1: think that's easy, but I'm not sure. Okay. And hypothetically,
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  Speaker 1: if we were to drill a hole in the conjoining
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  Speaker 1: door at about waste height, how much would you charge
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  Speaker 1: us for that damage? Please don't do that. Don't don't
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  Speaker 1: do that. Oh but I spoke with your manager, Maggie,
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  Speaker 1: and she said that was totally fine. Maggie said that. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: She also said for me to set you up for
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  Speaker 1: a brak phone call. Thank god, Oh my god. This
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  Speaker 1: is actually brought for the radio show Brook and Jeffrey
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  Speaker 1: in the morning, and I'm doing a phone tap on you.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god. What I was going to do with
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  Speaker 1: this lady? Oh my god. Maggie. Maggie actually said, you've
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  Speaker 1: been working so hard and she wanted to have some
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  Speaker 1: fun with you. Oh thank god. Well, I do have
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  Speaker 1: my husband and nice anniversary coming up. Actually, I don't
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  Speaker 1: want to hear about it. You are a little curious
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  Speaker 1: about the pool noodles. I really do not want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with fook tabs weekday mornings on
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  Speaker 1: the twenties, Broke and Jeffrey in the morning,