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Phone Tap: Swappin With Squeegee · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One of our listeners reached out to us because she
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  Speaker 1: just bought herself a new pair of earrings. Cute, and
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  Speaker 1: immediately her boyfriend was like, where'd you get those?
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  Speaker 2: Who gave those to you?
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  Speaker 1: Instead of just answering him and saying she bought them
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  Speaker 1: on her own, she did the smart thing and reached
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  Speaker 1: out to us. We're going to clear everything up for
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  Speaker 1: this guy in your phone tap right now's phone taps
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, is this Caitlin's boyfriend? Ace? Yeah, it was this.
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  Speaker 1: Well, look, I just wanted to make sure that she
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  Speaker 1: got those ear rings. Who might speak with I mean,
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  Speaker 1: is that really important?
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  Speaker 2: I mean calling me asked with my girlfriend? So yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's kind of important that and that I know who
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  Speaker 2: this is.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, listen, man, I just I just want to
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  Speaker 1: get a confirmation. You know, I don't really want to
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  Speaker 1: get involved in anything.
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  Speaker 2: I just do you know if she got this.
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  Speaker 1: You're not giving any information for me unless you tell
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  Speaker 1: me who you are.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The thing is like, I don't really think you
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  Speaker 2: want to know, Oh I do. I do want to know.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly what I want to know. I want to know.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I actually ran into her the other day
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  Speaker 1: at Starbucks, she calls me Squeegee.
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  Speaker 2: So Squeegee, what the kind of name was squeegee?
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  Speaker 1: Well, she she's the one who came up with that
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  Speaker 1: a while back when we were dating.
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  Speaker 2: So you know, you could blame her for that, but
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  Speaker 2: you're her ex shoot.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're giving her gifts.
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  Speaker 2: I mean no, not exactly. Well, giving her earrings sounds
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  Speaker 2: like you're giving her gifts. I don't see how it's not. No,
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  Speaker 2: I look, it's not like that. Man, hell is squeegee?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, only she's supposed to call me that name, So
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  Speaker 1: it's kind of weird when you say it. What the
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  Speaker 1: hell are you doing? Man?
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  Speaker 2: Why are you sending earrings? And oh my god, this
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  Speaker 2: is exactly what I didn't want. Why don't you stop? Solemn?
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  Speaker 2: Tell me what you're doing? All right? Just relaxed, dude,
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  Speaker 2: Like tell me to relax.
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  Speaker 1: I know my girlfriend, Okay, I I I probably shouldn't
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  Speaker 1: tell you this, but it's kind of like a like
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  Speaker 1: a swap sort of deal.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's basically a trade because somebody else gave Caitlin
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  Speaker 1: this like weird sweater and some necklace thing.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the one who gave her those Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, look man, honestly she thought they were kind
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  Speaker 1: of yeah, and my current girl didn't like the earrings
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  Speaker 1: that I bought for her, so it was kind of
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  Speaker 1: like a swap.
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  Speaker 2: Are you no?
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  Speaker 1: So I gave her the earrings in exchange for the
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  Speaker 1: sweater and the fake necklace thing.
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  Speaker 2: That she got.
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  Speaker 1: That necklace is real, and I'm.
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  Speaker 2: Looking at her right now, doesn't doesn't really look real?
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  Speaker 2: That nexus costs eight hundred dollars. Oh god, really? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, really look man. Like I've been trying to say,
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to cause problems. I just I was
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  Speaker 1: wondering problems, man, Okay, I'm just asking, like, do you
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  Speaker 1: still have the receipt for it? Because I'm assuming that
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  Speaker 1: you got it at like some secondhand stores. Maybe I
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  Speaker 1: can exchange it.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, shut up, Well I'm talking here, like some old
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  Speaker 2: board shorts. Maybe. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Maybe it would just be easier to talk to Caitlin
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  Speaker 1: about the whole gift swap thing because.
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  Speaker 2: There's no trades. I don't know how you get my
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  Speaker 2: second number, and I don't really give it. Okay, Well,
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  Speaker 2: you're not talking to her anymore.
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  Speaker 1: I don't want to talk to her. She's the one
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  Speaker 1: who called me to set you up for this prank call.
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  Speaker 1: So I mean blame her. What, Yeah, this prank call
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  Speaker 1: because my name is actually jeff from the radio show
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, we're doing a phone tap on you. Dude, this
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  Speaker 2: is a prank, that's what you're telling me.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not Caitlin's ex. I'm just a stupid radio host.
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  Speaker 2: You better I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Caitlyn emailed us because she said that you've been asking
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  Speaker 1: a lot about the earrings, so she wanted us to
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  Speaker 1: mess with you. I mean, I was like, why is
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  Speaker 1: her ex giving her gifts?
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  Speaker 2: And dude, I was just losing my mind. He's over
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  Speaker 2: here thinking this is okay for some reason. Way, so
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  Speaker 2: about it, Like, you don't send your ex girlfriend gifts? No,
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  Speaker 2: oh no, I don't send my ex girlfriend gifts when
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  Speaker 2: she's not with someone else.
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  Speaker 1: But I saw a picture of the necklace, and I
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  Speaker 1: mean it's not really real, right, it's real?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, sorry, no, yeah, I mean totally looks real.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, yeah, he says, so, oh, my brook In
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties