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Phone Tap: Dope Tikulitus Beat Box Syndrome · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call it is time for your
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  Speaker 1: phone tap. And as you know, the world is pretty
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  Speaker 1: crazy right now. Oh yeah, yes, a lot of people's
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  Speaker 1: jobs have changed. Almost every profession has new challenges and
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  Speaker 1: different policies. Seriously, and a grocery store pharmacist is no exception. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I can't even imagine. Yeah, I mean they have to
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  Speaker 1: be their help and out. Oh yeah. Because of the
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  Speaker 1: health crisis, one pharmacist job has been totally insane, dealing
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  Speaker 1: with a lot of sick people filling prescriptions. It's been very,
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  Speaker 1: very stressful for her. Oh my god, and every person
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  Speaker 1: thanks they have COVID. Yeah, I know, I do. I
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  Speaker 1: wake up in the morn like do I have it today? World?
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  Speaker 1: That's why it's time to put a little fun back
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  Speaker 1: into her day with a call from a guy who
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  Speaker 1: has a unique condition that I guarantee no one has
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  Speaker 1: ever heard of because we made it up. Oh Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you'll hear what it is in your phone? Tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: the twenties Pharmacy. This is Lisa. How can I help you? Hi?
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  Speaker 1: I need drugs. Okay, before we do any of that,
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  Speaker 1: I need to get your first name please. Sure. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: my name's Marty Bartlett. But I've never been there before,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm I know I'm not in your system or anything.
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  Speaker 1: I just really need some help. Well, Marty, if this
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  Speaker 1: is an emergency, you should probably call nine one. I
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  Speaker 1: understand this isn't not like an emergency emergency. It's just
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  Speaker 1: more like a of an annoying thing that's getting in
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  Speaker 1: the way. I almost lost my job today because of this. Okay, UM,
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  Speaker 1: we might be able to help you. It's just like
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  Speaker 1: an over the counter thing. What's going on? Well, I
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  Speaker 1: have this thing. It's kind of weird. I just need
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  Speaker 1: it to stop already. Oh my gosh, did you hear that?
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  Speaker 1: What was that? Was that your phone? No? That was me.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. This is what's happening. Um, I
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  Speaker 1: heard something weird. Yeah, I don't know if I'm hearing
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  Speaker 1: what you're hearing. No, it's a medical condition. It's called dope. Ticulitis.
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  Speaker 1: I totally never heard of it, but my doctor said
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  Speaker 1: I have it, and it's pretty bad. So your doctor said,
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  Speaker 1: you have something called doors dope ticulitis. Don't don't articulitis dopeticulitis. See,
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  Speaker 1: it just happened again. I've never heard of that before. No,
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  Speaker 1: I hadn't either. I can't control it. Out of nowhere,
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  Speaker 1: I just randomly break into these noises, like like a
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  Speaker 1: bee boxing. I went to school for this, and I
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  Speaker 1: have never heard of anything like that ever. I knew it.
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  Speaker 1: I feel like I just feel helpless here because I'll
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  Speaker 1: be talking to someone and then mid sentence I started
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  Speaker 1: dropping these like super sick beats with my mouth. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: you can't control this. It just happened. Yeah, and I tried.
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  Speaker 1: I called my doctor. I couldn't get an appointment until
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  Speaker 1: next at Wicky Wednesday. Did you hear that? Did you
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  Speaker 1: hear that? It's still happening. I'm sorry, I don't mean
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  Speaker 1: to laugh, but I'm not a doctor, but it almost
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  Speaker 1: sounds to me like it's made up. That's what everyone says.
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  Speaker 1: I promise I cannot control remax. Get some drugs. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you see how embarrassing I was at work and I
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  Speaker 1: was talking to my boss and I just had I
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  Speaker 1: happy to use the ever restroom poop time. And then
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  Speaker 1: he laughed and he kicked me out, and I'm scared
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna lose my job. I'm so sorry, Marty, but
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  Speaker 1: you're really gonna have to get a prescription from a doctor.
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  Speaker 1: I have no idea how to help you about this,
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  Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. I don't mean to laugh. I just
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  Speaker 1: know it's just so weird. Yeah, you can't like fast
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  Speaker 1: forward the process though, because I can't get in to
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  Speaker 1: see my doctor for over a week. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: like a topical ointment, like a pill or like a
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  Speaker 1: like you rubb it, rubb it, rub it on the
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, this is just the most bizarre thing
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  Speaker 1: I've ever heard of. Me too, Me too, Me too.
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  Speaker 1: Oh it's a drop made me too. I don't know
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  Speaker 1: where that last thing came from. That wasn't my mouth though,
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  Speaker 1: the last one with me. I'm sorry. Do you have
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  Speaker 1: any gas medication? It sounds like you're getting really upset
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  Speaker 1: about this. Yeah, yeah, I am. I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you consider this a medical emergency or not, but I
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  Speaker 1: think at least you should go maybe lie down. No, Honestly,
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  Speaker 1: I'm just stuck, and I really do appreciate you being
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  Speaker 1: patient with me and sticking with me. Me me, it's
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  Speaker 1: me your audio sticking with me because honestly, just to
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  Speaker 1: be able to talk to talk to talk to someone,
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  Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, Um, this is the most unique thing
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  Speaker 1: that I've ever heard of before. So you know what, Marty,
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  Speaker 1: when you figure this out, you really have to call
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  Speaker 1: me back. Well, I could call Donna, because she's the
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  Speaker 1: one who told me to call you in the first place. Wait,
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  Speaker 1: who's Donna? What are you talking about? Your sister Donna? Donna? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: she's the one that set you up for this prank
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  Speaker 1: phone call. Are you kidding me? No, I'm not. This
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  Speaker 1: is actually a whole day from Bricka Jeffrey in the morning,
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  Speaker 1: I'm doing a phone tap on you. You are you kidding?
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  Speaker 1: You're going this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard
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  Speaker 1: in my life. Donna said, your life has been crazy
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  Speaker 1: lately at the pharmacy, so she wanted to mix it
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  Speaker 1: up a little and put some fun in your day.
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  Speaker 1: I can't believe it. I can't. I can't. I can't
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  Speaker 1: believe it either. I like muffins week up every morning
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  Speaker 1: with fook tabs. Weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the morning,