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Phone Tap PODCAST: Community College Problems · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 1: One eight hundred d UI Away now offering free remote
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  Speaker 1: Uyowa dot com or call away. All right, it's time
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  Speaker 1: for your phone tap. And today we call a woman
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  Speaker 1: who works at a local community college. And even though
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  Speaker 1: she's in admissions for some reason, she's always answering all
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  Speaker 1: sorts of random questions from parents and students. And today
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  Speaker 1: she's about to get a really weird one from our
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  Speaker 1: own Brook Fox, who's posing as a mom, and her son, Jose,
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  Speaker 1: has been having some difficulties in school recently. I've never
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  Speaker 1: had difficulties, shockedly, he's a challenging child. So she's hoping
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  Speaker 1: maybe the school can bend the rules for him, just
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  Speaker 1: this once, and maybe someday eventually he'll leave the basement. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: that's her dream in your brand new phone tap right now,
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  Speaker 1: it's another on the twenties. Tell me I'm moving ninety five.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you for calling me community college admissions. How may
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  Speaker 1: I help you? Hi? My name is Deandra. I was
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  Speaker 1: just calling because my son is a student at your
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  Speaker 1: school and I have a couple of questions about your curriculum. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: of course, So one quick question for you. First, is
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  Speaker 1: your student currently enrolled here? Yes? His name is Billy.
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  Speaker 1: Are you calling the school? Yes, sweetheart, out be quiet,
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  Speaker 1: I'm on the phone. Sorry about that. That's okay, that's
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  Speaker 1: Billy right there. He is a challenging young man. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sorry to interrupt you, but I think you said you
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  Speaker 1: had a question. Can I answer something for you? Yes,
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  Speaker 1: I do. I'm sorry. Billy informed me that in one
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  Speaker 1: of his classes yesterday there was apparently a pop quiz.
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  Speaker 1: There could have been. Yes, that's common. So my question
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  Speaker 1: to you is, how is that fair? I'm sorry, what
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  Speaker 1: do you mean by that? Mamma is trying to let
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  Speaker 1: the little bird fly from the nest, if you know
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  Speaker 1: what I mean. And those pop quizzes they don't help
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  Speaker 1: his GPA too much? Now do they embarrassing me? Just
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  Speaker 1: hold on one second? Excuse me? Okay, Mommy is in
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  Speaker 1: charge right now. Okay, you have fifteen minutes of screen time.
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  Speaker 1: Go on, ma'am, Yes, ma'am. Yeah, you know we'll be
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  Speaker 1: here till six pm. It's Okay, if you want to
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  Speaker 1: call back, if you want to spot things out on
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  Speaker 1: your end. Sorry, I was just wondering if they could
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  Speaker 1: stop doing the pop quizzes because five years at a
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  Speaker 1: community college is a lot for everyone, including Oh, he's
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  Speaker 1: in his fifth year town Okay, I didn't even know
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  Speaker 1: I was going there. Um, buddy, into this school for
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  Speaker 1: your education, so they could do a couple of thanks
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  Speaker 1: for us, like let you graduate right? Oh my, ma'm okay,
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  Speaker 1: I'm bam um, I'm so sorry. I just that's not
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  Speaker 1: really my area. The professors have full liberty to give
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  Speaker 1: pop quizzes. We know it can be challenging for students.
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  Speaker 1: But maybe if your son has a tutor, that could help.
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  Speaker 1: I understand you can't do that for me. No, that's
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  Speaker 1: not my department. Maybe this could be under your control.
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  Speaker 1: My son has a class at eight am, and billius
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  Speaker 1: into mourning person. Yeah, I'm an owl, I'm a night owl.
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  Speaker 1: So can you ask the professor if she wouldn't mind
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  Speaker 1: moving it to eleven? Okay, I have to tell you
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  Speaker 1: that you have called the admission's office. I'm not in
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  Speaker 1: charge of that area, but I can tell you that
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  Speaker 1: once the course times are set in the catalog. I'm
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  Speaker 1: a you're just wasting my time at this point. I'm
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  Speaker 1: not trying to waste your time, ma'am. I'm just telling
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  Speaker 1: you that the courses are set and we can't change that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my, oh, is Billie Willie hungry? How would we
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  Speaker 1: put some Dino nuggets in that little tomb tone? I
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  Speaker 1: don't want dinald nuggets? Mom? Are you sure not? Really?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me? I thought my baby sounded hungry. I'll get
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  Speaker 1: the air fryer ready. Yes, I know, ma'am. Ma'am, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm here. I haven't. It sounds like there's a lot
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  Speaker 1: of conversations going on right now, you and your son
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  Speaker 1: and I have people who are waiting to ask me questions.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna let you go and sort this out
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  Speaker 1: and then you have any other question. Are you blowing
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  Speaker 1: off my mom right now? I'm sorry? What don't you
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  Speaker 1: be mean to my Mommy? Sorry? He's very protective of me.
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  Speaker 1: What he means to say is, please don't hang up
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  Speaker 1: the phone because we haven't told you this, but it
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  Speaker 1: is a prank phone call. This is actually Brooke and
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  Speaker 1: jose from the radio show Broken Jeoffrey in the Morning
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a phone tap on you. Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Your coworker, Paul set you up. He said you're always
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  Speaker 1: like dealing with terrible parents and he wanted to have
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  Speaker 1: some fun with you. He's the worst I do. I
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  Speaker 1: deal with terrible parents on time, about all of them.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, the air fryer really pushed me over
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  Speaker 1: the day you have an air f Jill. Do you
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  Speaker 1: need an adult baby in your life? I think I
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  Speaker 1: have an adult baby by the name of Paul. You
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  Speaker 1: wait till I get a hold of him. A play
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  Speaker 1: day week of every morning was funked up weekday mornings
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  Speaker 1: on the twenties two point five