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June 29th, 2026: A Third Set Of Teeth, John Benet Ramsey And Rufus Du Sol · The Daily Sarcast

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  Today's episode is brought to you by being home alone. A lot can go very wrong very quickly.
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  I'm responsible for the bathing here. If anything happened, everyone will point
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  the finger at me. You can't reverse death.
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  The man who runs a lake in Germany and doesn't allow non-German speakers in.
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  Insert theme song here. This is the Daily Starcast. I give you the news and maybe a laugh.
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  I'm Lindsay Bernick, and today is June 29th, 2026.
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  I hope that you guys had a great weekend and had a great pride if you went,
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  and you are enjoying the start of summer.
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  So in real news, scientists in Japan are testing a drug that could help people
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  grow a third set of teeth. That's right.
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  So our baby teeth and adult teeth would just be like opening acts.
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  The treatment is designed for people who are missing teeth, but if it works,
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  the dentist is about to become a subscription service.
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  We've spent centuries accepting that losing a tooth means getting an implant.
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  Now it's like, have you simply just tried growing another one?
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  Now kids who forget to put their teeth under the pillow are about to become millionaires.
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  Great. As if braces weren't expensive enough, now we might all have to pay for round three.
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  Trump held what was supposed to be a giant patriotic state fair at the White
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  House until heavy rain turned it into what you could only call karma or fate.
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  Thousands of people showed up for military displays, food, and festivities before
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  storms rolled right in and sent people running for cover.
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  The event was supposed to showcase tanks. Instead, the biggest casualties were
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  everyone's white t-shirts.
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  It turns out, even the weather was like, I think we should not have this one.
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  Nearly 30 years after the murder of John Benet Ramsey, the case is back in the news cycle.
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  Her father, John Ramsey, is
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  once again calling for investigators to use newer DNA testing technology,
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  after he found out that one of the forensic people that worked on that case
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  just pled guilty to evidence tampering, but for a different case.
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  Ramsey says that these advances in the technology could finally help identify,
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  left the unknown DNA found on his daughter's clothing.
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  It's wild that our phones can unlock with our face. Cars are literally driving
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  themselves, but one of America's most famous murder cases is still waiting on an updated DNA testing.
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  At this point, the technology has evolved more than the investigation has.
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  And 30 years later the biggest plot twist that we would get is finally getting an answer,
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  and honestly that's what we all want less documentaries more closure in lindsey
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  life this weekend i went with a friend to see rubis de soul at madison square
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  garden i wouldn't necessarily describe the group as a dj.
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  But they're also not a band but they also play music instruments on stage it's
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  kind of confusing I don't know right it's like it's hard to explain them anyway,
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  I was out having a great time and I became friends with the guys next to me
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  because like I I don't know it just this time I swear I didn't talk to them
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  first they talked to me first.
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  And then the guy, like, takes something, he, like, takes some food out of his
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  pocket and he, like, hands them, like, pieces of chocolate out to his friends.
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  So I stuck my hand out because, like, if you're going to eat something in front
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  of me, you better share it with me, especially if we're going to be new friends.
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  So he puts a piece of chocolate in my hand and I pop it in my mouth because
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  yum, but it turns out it's special chocolate.
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  And then everything after that was so funny, my friend and I could actually
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  not stop laughing at every single thing that happened.
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  Thing of the week this week are the heat waves. So can we all agree it's officially
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  too hot when it reaches 100 degrees?
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  It's not, let's get a lemonade hot or go for a hunk or a walk or go to the beach
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  hot. It's like, you need to stay inside hot.
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  Half the country is going to be baking this week and New York has already turned
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  into one giant sauna where everyone smells bad and somehow forgets the whole idea of deodorant.
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  And for Jewish people, it's so bad for us because we have the frizziest hair
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  and humidity just makes our hair only like a gazillion times bigger.
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  I'm also wondering if this is like how rotisserie chickens feel when they're
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  being cooked because it's literally that hot.
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  I have spent more time checking the weather app than my bank account and somehow
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  the weather looks more threatening.
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  So stay cool out there. Make sure you are staying hydrated and wearing your sunscreen.
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  Cooking tip of the day today is brought to you by Jeremy Allen White and this
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  is his tip on how to cut an onion.
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  You cut the onion in half, and then you're going to cut long horizontal lines.
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  And then you're going to cut the other way, not all the way down,
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  so you've got little squares. And then you just slice away, and you've got a little dice going.
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  Feedback, comments, questions, a nice Jewish boy looking fruity,
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  email me at lindsay at thedailystarcast.com. Thanks so much for listening.
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  Talk to you guys tomorrow.