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Bonus Episode - G-Force · Cage Match: A Roundabout Way of Meeting Nicolas Cage

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  Oh, God. Oh, my God.
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  As soon as it starts like crying, which is immediately right.
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  You start planning how to get rid of it.
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  You. Yeah.
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  I know this because I'm a child
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  bearer. You once
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  I bear children. You once were a child, at least.
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  Yeah. And my parents couldn't get rid.
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  You couldn't get rid of me fast enough.
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  Sure enough.
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  Welcome back to Cage match, Cohen, a roundabout way of meeting Nicholas Cage.
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  I am your host, Sean, here with my cohost Nick and our producer.
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  Peter, hello.
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  And this week we're doing something a little different.
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  We're going to talk about the movie G Force.
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  Welcome. Welcome back, Shay.
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  Thank you.
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  I'm so glad to be back.
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  Why were you here last time?
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  I was talking to you about some Nicholas Cage movie
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  attraction was Sally girl.
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  No, I know.
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  Hello, way to ruin the comedy, Peter.
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  God, sorry.
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  You know, we usually reserve that for me.
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  Big joke explainer.
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  She's yeah, that's what I was doing.
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  Talking about Weatherman and girl with all that Kim or Shelley.
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  Poor show. Shelly was a badass.
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  She was a badass. I'm a stand for Shelley.
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  I mean, but what was that for that tone?
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  What was the song for?
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  What was the song from Valley Girl?
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  Get it, girl. Oh, is your boyfriend.
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  Joey, are you gay?
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  Joey, are you gay?
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  It's queer.
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  Oh, Joey, are you queer?
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  Yeah.
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  Joey, are you queer boy?
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  Something, something.
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  We're here, boy.
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  Sounds right.
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  The only rhyme I've got for you are you queer boy?
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  Why are you so weird?
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  Thank you.
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  Yeah, there we go.
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  Speaking of Rears,
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  guinea pigs, G Force.
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  Yeah, that's terrible.
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  All right. I accept it.
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  Is it not a segue?
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  No, no.
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  I still don't know what segues are.
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  Doesn't matter.
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  Shay, those like scooter things that dumb people fly around on.
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  Did you guys ever ride on a segway?
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  No, never ridden a segway.
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  And now they've all been outlawed.
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  Yeah, they're definitely gone.
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  My friend really.
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  Oh, yeah.
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  Segues are going.
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  My friend in high school, his mom got them like a family segway to her.
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  And then his sister didn't want to go.
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  So he was like, do you want to go ride a segway around?
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  It's like, fuck, yeah, I do.
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  Then they made you wear a helmet.
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  Well, we had to wear the helmet.
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  We had to do like the safety training.
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  The whole point of segues is you can't fall off.
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  Right. And then our president showed you showed you could.
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  Everyone can.
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  So they pivoted to you shant to fall off.
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  No one may ride a segway.
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  Yeah.
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  I have tried to ride one of those
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  like hoverboard things.
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  Yeah. The way worse experience.
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  I hated that. Yeah.
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  I got on it and like my whole body just like was a big wiggly noodle.
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  And then I fell off backwards and then all these kids laughed at me.
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  And it was a family reunion.
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  So I have to see them all the time.
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  That's scary.
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  So don't don't try to ride one of those for the first time
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  when you're like 37 years old.
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  Yeah. Family or in front of your coworkers.
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  Like this person did at my old place of business and the offices.
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  There wasn't a whole lot of people there that day.
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  And she broke her fucking ankle.
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  That's amazing.
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  And then all of a sudden there were new rules at the office.
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  The following week.
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  This is like in high school when Healy's were a thing for like a week.
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  Yeah.
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  But you were in high school when he was a thing.
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  That's cute.
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  I think we're all the same age, roughly.
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  And why were he was a thing when you were in high school?
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  People had Healy's.
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  I don't know that I recall Healy's being a thing in high school.
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  You just people like strapped two wheels to the outside of their shoes.
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  I mean, I know I guess wearing roller skates.
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  I graduated a year late because I failed the first grade.
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  Oh, that's what it's just that year.
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  That one year.
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  So I agree.
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  I joined a no three. Fair enough.
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  So G Force, sell us on this movie.
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  Voice cast.
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  You've got four guinea pigs.
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  You've got four guinea pigs.
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  You've got a mole.
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  Wait, there were four guinea pigs.
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  John Favreau was the fourth.
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  OK, he's the add on.
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  So you got you got Sam Rockwell as Darwin.
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  You've got Tracy Morgan as Blaster.
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  Jesus, that really dates this this movie.
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  And then Penelope Cruz's Juarez, which
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  that you're going to say, Juarez,
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  was like, God damn, Zach Galifianakis is their human handler.
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  Yeah, you've got John Favreau's Hurley and then Nick Cage is
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  really the one who steals the show.
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  Speckles the mole.
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  Speckles with a voice.
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  With a full voice.
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  Yeah, and he's kind of like the techie, you know, let me find out where all the things are.
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  That was basically pretty good.
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  Yeah. Yeah.
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  Also, Bill Nighy's in this movie and we'll learn it and we'll learn it.
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  And everybody has a forgettable role.
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  Yeah. And Steve Buscemi.
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  There was so many as a hamster.
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  Yeah. Why?
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  Bucky, a very aggressive hamster.
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  Why not? Why not have Steve Buscemi play an aggressive hamster named Bucky?
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  I don't know. I'm mad at Steve Buscemi because he's taking
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  good work away from Jason Alexander in this film.
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  That's true.
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  I thought you were going to bring up Conair again.
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  No, I love Conair.
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  The records will show.
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  I absolutely love that movie.
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  You just hate Steve Buscemi.
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  Just Garland Green.
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  Garland Green did nothing wrong.
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  So, OK, apparently he's walking free.
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  That's right.
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  All right. I mean, basically a bunch of guinea pigs
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  were like working for the FBI, some kind of federal, some crap.
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  And they're like agents and they're guinea pigs and they're smart
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  and they're trying to do all this stuff.
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  And then they have to like go into like basically
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  they get shut down and then they're still trying to save the world
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  from some crazy shit going on.
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  Microwaves.
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  Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  There's like appliances that are involved here.
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  Right. Bill Nye owns this like appliance company
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  and he wants to be the top appliance company in the fucking world.
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  Right. It turns out these appliances are more than just appliances.
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  Smart appliances.
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  They're extra smart and they do, you know,
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  horrible things and violent things and trying to like eradicate.
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  But not a single sexy thing.
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  Humans are not because it is a PG movie.
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  Like, I want to remember that, too.
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  This is which is why it's a PG movie where they shoot
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  like spinning blades at the main character and stuff.
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  And like it's a constant threat of like annihilating.
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  Oh, they're going to microwave one of the characters. Yeah.
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  Yeah. I mean, they show like, well, yeah.
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  And not to mention one character gets thrown in a dump truck
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  and crushed and crushed.
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  Yeah. And not to mention like the weird, cool sexual tension
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  between two guinea pigs.
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  Why does anybody worry?
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  Can you make three?
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  Well, in the first time, like when they blaster and they come
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  when Juarez comes in with blaster in the scuba gear
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  and does the classic like spinning head
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  head like drying off the hair, but it's the full body and like for toss.
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  Yeah. I'm like,
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  wait, what kind of grunt was that?
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  Oh, I don't know if I like that either.
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  I don't like that face either.
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  I have to shit.
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  Oh, it's a patient.
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  As long as it's not like the horniness coming out,
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  this is the wrong time for you to tell me that you're a furry
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  and to clarify, there's never a right time.
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  That's a line I'm going to draw on the sand.
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  And I'm sorry to that community.
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  And that's really
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  don't be a furry. Don't be a plushie.
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  But actually, you know what?
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  Be a furry. Be a plushie.
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  Just don't come at me with that.
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  Do your thing.
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  Do it up.
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  Just don't come at me.
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  But anyway, back to getting to our cartoons.
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  I actually surprisingly enjoyed it because
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  it's just this hour and a half long movie.
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  It's not very long.
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  They I mean, which I still think is too long for children.
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  But it was surprisingly like entertaining the whole way through.
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  You know, there were maybe some action sequences.
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  I was less like, OK.
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  And you could definitely tell that they all recorded their audio
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  separately from one another because nothing was like
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  no one was reacting to anyone's emotions.
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  But for a little PG movie about some guinea pigs doing things,
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  I thought it was pretty good.
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  And the twist, which we will talk about, I'm sure the shocker moment.
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  I seriously I know I'm dumb, but I wasn't.
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  I didn't see it coming.
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  Oh, I pegged surprise.
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  The speckle surprise.
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  I did not. I picked I I called that shot from like minute five.
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  You also wasn't trying to call.
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  But well, yeah, so that's what my note says.
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  Wait, I didn't know the mole was the mole.
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  Wow, I'm dumb. That's what it said.
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  Well, because it's like it's minute like seven of the film
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  when they're going over the files that Darwin steals and speckles like,
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  it's not here.
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  And I'm like, speckles, it's a you're just fucking with them.
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  You're the bad guy.
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  I was I was mildly drunk and just trying to be shitty about a kids movie.
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  And then come the end of the film like, hmm, well, all right.
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  I 100% had the same reaction.
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  I was like, this is bad.
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  But I am also a little drunk and having kind of a good time.
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  I was probably pretty so.
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  They're really enjoyed my time with this film.
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  Yeah, I watched it and I didn't I was with.
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  Yeah, I didn't like catch that until later.
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  But my brain was actively trying not to watch the movie.
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  The brain was trying to escape your head. Yeah.
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  So let me just let it all happen in front of me.
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  And I wasn't really pretty much thought into it at all.
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  I was just kind of letting things unfold.
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  Let G force happen to you.
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  I do want to say I did appreciate that the big rennet like the big
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  shake up to the system that Bill Nighy's character,
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  like the Sabre brand was going to bring to everything was like your coffee.
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  Your coffee maker will have a computer in it that will tell
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  tell the store window or do you new coffee?
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  Yeah, which is essentially what Amazon does now.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Or those smart fridges that are. Yeah.
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  Yeah. Hey, you need milk. Yeah.
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  Careful, the smart fridges are about to come alive.
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  That's why I don't own any smart technology.
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  Just dumps a lot of pointy shit in them. Apparently just dumb stuff.
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  The smartest thing I have is my probably my PlayStation.
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  And I keep a hammer like right next to it just so it knows what's up.
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  It's hard to me was to point out your iPhone.
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  No, no, it's not mine. That's his.
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  He technically owns it. It's true. Yeah.
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  I'm on Peter's family plan.
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  You're paying it off eventually. I paid you this month. Yeah, you did.
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  Yeah, that's why we get together now to just reconcile bills.
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  This is about strong.
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  And then I'm just here.
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  So G4.
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  It's a children's movie.
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  Just like this podcast.
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  So it's a Bruckheimer movie and Disney, which is what I think is so funny
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  about this entire thing, it's like it was also 3D.
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  OK, so the the animation in this is God awful.
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  It's it's talking animals, but it's so like there's no way
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  to have good talking animals.
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  OK, so the main character.
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  Unless it's air, but Darwin, but don't air, but ever talk.
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  Now, this is an air, but podcast dunks.
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  He just dunks. Fuck you. Or plays hockey or soccer.
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  I don't know. But he never boxes.
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  Well, are we talking about one or air?
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  There was never the air, but boxing movie.
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  Darwin is the worst culprit of bad animation
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  because every other hamster seems to have like or guinea pig.
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  It seems to have like an attempt at natural like fur and hair.
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  But he's just like this weird, smooth, like textured lizard.
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  He's got some hair. I disagree.
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  There was some texture.
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  I was noticing I was actually.
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  Did you think you could just reach out and pet him?
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  You're like, I fucking believe it.
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  I mean, I believe in you.
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  Were you watching in 3D?
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  I in my mind, I was it was definitely just popping right out.
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  No, I'm not talking about anyone's.
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  So all of you can shut right now.
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  I don't even know why we get together on this podcast.
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  I just come here for the conversation.
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  I'm talking about this. What are we even here for?
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  Yeah, I don't know.
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  I'm not an animation snob, so I just really enjoyed.
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  I didn't. Nothing was like glitchy or weird or looked funky to me that way.
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  And I just thought he was a short haired guinea pig.
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  And the other ones were different.
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  So it didn't really that I never really actually had another thought about the hair.
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  So that might just be you.
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  The animation was not offensive to me, except for the fact that they animated
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  animals talking. Yeah, I mean, that maybe I only.
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  I just like all my animals talk for real.
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  Clearly, you don't enjoy drugs are nice. Yeah.
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  So I don't like fun. Yeah.
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  Yeah, that's what I just said.
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  John Favreau's character, I fucking hated.
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  Yeah, early was rough.
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  Oh, yeah. Well, he's just there as like a fart joke.
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  Yeah. System. He was there for the kids.
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  He wasn't there with like the the high level spy thriller.
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  We were all there for.
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  I'm talking highbrow stuff. Yeah. So
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  I guess what I really like, though, is that there was just so many big
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  celebrities in this, which I always love about any kind of film with animated
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  elements and not all of the big movie stars were the animated characters.
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  So, you know, like you said, Zach Galifianakis and Will Arnett.
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  This would have been early Galifianakis, though.
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  He wasn't really great at being like the like a sentimental dude.
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  I mean, I guess, you know, he was he was all right for the role, I suppose.
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  He was to draw the adult.
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  He was a human in a human role.
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  Yeah. And that's about all he provided.
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  And he fulfilled that.
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  OK, so the counterpoint is is Marcy, his like assistant
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  who doesn't satisfy anything other than she was a woman.
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  Is Marcy just an assistant name?
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  Has there ever been a lead named Marcy or ever a lead Marcy?
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  I mean, there's Marcy's playground.
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  But that's a band. And three decades ago, there was Marcy Darcy,
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  the foil to Al Bundy and married with children.
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  I'm going to just do a throwback.
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  But she wasn't a lead.
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  Our conversation earlier at dinner about peanuts,
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  and that there's Marcy the second to Peppermint Patty.
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  So I'm just a second.
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  I guess I'm agreeing with you that I don't know, because that's the Marcia.
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  There might not be a top dog.
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  Marcy Marcy's are always the system.
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  Yes, always the bright side.
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  If you ever want your child to rise up to the middle name of Marcy Marcy. Yeah.
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  She's mediocrity.
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  She's Marcy.
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  Mm hmm. She's going to have two jobs in her 40s.
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  Marcy.
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  OK, so the other thing that I really do want to talk about is the Nick Cage voice.
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  Oh, yeah. Speckles voice is a fucking choice.
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  So I don't know what you're talking about.
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  So Peter and I talked about this briefly, or I'm like,
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  oh, that's an unrecognizable Nick Cage role.
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  And Peter pointed out, like, not unless you've seen Peggy Sue got married.
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  Yeah, it's almost like the same.
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  I mean, he had a he had a great idea for a character in the 80s
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  that is shot down by literally everyone and kept his uncle
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  from ever working with him again.
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  But he perfected it to play Speckles the mole. Yeah.
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  Get that Disney money because then he did national treasure movies
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  and Sorcerer's Apprentice.
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  Yeah, I do want to say I did appreciate a Brockheimer film
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  that wasn't three hours long, but it did have an obligatory red, white and blue.
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  Go America.
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  Did it have a rap? This seems like something that would have had a rap.
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  It should have. I mean, Tracy Morgan was in it like we could have had a rap.
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  Well, it's Tracy Morgan rap.
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  More specifically, if you count all the Black Eyed Peas songs
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  in the soundtrack, there are some rap.
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  I suppose one Black Eyed Peas song that they play not saying Black Eyed Peas
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  a rap, but that they speak their verses sometimes in their song.
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  I mean, someone's got to pay Will.
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  I am come at us, Black Eyed Peas.
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  They must have sponsored that fucking movie
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  because there's definitely work.
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  We were keeping track of the songs in here.
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  We're like, OK, I got a feeling. OK.
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  And then, oh, I got a feeling again.
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  OK. Oh, Black Eyed Peas again.
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  Oh, but it's boom boom pow. OK. OK.
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  And then, oh, boom boom pow again.
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  And then they went into something else that also played twice
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  that isn't Black Eyed Peas, but set similar sound to it.
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  And then the end credits were Black Eyed Peas again.
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  And that is pretty much all the music you got.
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  Is this movie for Galicious?
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  Does it make the boys go loco?
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  I just I just I just said that to get this look at a neck and it worked.
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  Yeah, that works well for a podcast.
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  We're a physical comedy podcast.
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  Really, if you want to see what this podcast is like,
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  you have to log into my toilet cams here.
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  Then you really know.
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  Currently, the only ones Peters allowed me to install in his house.
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  Allowed or not know of or assisted.
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  So what so much like the toilet cam.
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  This movie is awful.
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  So this does this does know this movie does stand out for one particular reason.
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  And it's a rare turn where Nick Cage plays a villain.
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  I think we've seen like maybe this two or three times.
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  Yeah. Yeah. And his illustrious career.
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  Mm hmm. He also like he learns his lesson real quick because kids film.
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  He turns around on the entire thing rapidly.
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  Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
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  I can't be bad. Being bad is bad.
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  My notes say a 10 second speech about family makes speckles have a change.
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  Yeah, he's clearly watched Fast and the Furious.
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  Every like I love it.
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  Every bit of like moral weight
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  or like anything that like really should take like a real
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  the character moment is over in like four seconds.
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  It's like, oh, Darwin, you're my brother.
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  No, I'm not. Oh, shit, I am. OK.
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  I mean, I guess that is where the PG kids movie comes in because kids,
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  they're not there to sit through the complexities
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  of the relationships between the getting there for black eyed peas.
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  They are there for black eyed peas and that boom boom pow.
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  I got that boo boo pow. Yeah.
• 19:22
  What an awful time in American history.
• 19:26
  I also have a note here that just says
• 19:30
  I can't stop laughing at the parts that are supposed to be heartwarming.
• 19:35
  Yeah, it's true.
• 19:36
  It was just silly. It was a silliness.
• 19:38
  But again, I was thoroughly entertained and I definitely wrote down
• 19:42
  several quotes from Speckles that were quite good.
• 19:46
  I don't know. This is, you know, the informant.
• 19:49
  I'm also doing close.
• 19:50
  I don't know. You have you have the voice of a speckles.
• 19:53
  Why don't you give us a couple of those wrinkles from Speckle on me?
• 19:57
  I created an army of robotic appliances
• 19:59
  and they created an array of electromagnetic nodes.
• 20:02
  Nodes capable of pulling down all the space jump orbiting planet
• 20:07
  and driving every human underground.
• 20:10
  Nodes.
• 20:12
  When he says nodes like that, I
• 20:16
  shit my pants. I was laughing so hard.
• 20:19
  It's like what? I had to rewind it.
• 20:21
  No, no.
• 20:25
  Whoa. Did you take a crap while you were saying that or what?
• 20:29
  Because it sounds like, oh,
• 20:32
  you have our new outro for season two.
• 20:37
  Now it's my turn to do a little pest control.
• 20:40
  Oh, yeah. The lines are terrible.
• 20:43
  The writing is terrible. The directing is terrible.
• 20:45
  Sam Rockwell's pretty good.
• 20:47
  Sam Rockwell's fine.
• 20:48
  Except when he says Yippee Ki-Yay, coffee maker.
• 20:53
  So, Nick, this will probably make you happy, but I don't know if you know this,
• 20:56
  but the director of this point, Yeatman, has no other directorial credits. Good.
• 21:03
  OK, wait, there is one thing that I have to talk about,
• 21:06
  and I just need to know if anyone else
• 21:09
  you should have this whole thing with I have one thing to talk about. OK.
• 21:13
  It's going to save me a lot of trouble.
• 21:16
  What's the night? What's the first bill?
• 21:18
  No, thank you. OK.
• 21:20
  In the beginning, there's
• 21:23
  when they're doing the whole beginning sequence and they have their little fly
• 21:27
  friend who's a little flying, not much to fly.
• 21:30
  And he's flying around getting, you know, all the intel or whatever.
• 21:33
  And he flies into Bill Nye's nostril.
• 21:37
  And then Bill Nye, he decides to take two fingers and hold them up.
• 21:43
  Now, I just everybody listening, just take two fingers and hold them up
• 21:48
  and then look at your hand like the fingers are together,
• 21:50
  not like a peace sign, but they're together.
• 21:52
  OK, now you are you're all thinking things right now.
• 21:55
  But he just takes these fingers just like that.
• 21:58
  And he decides to swat at his nose and face just with those two fingers like that.
• 22:04
  He just goes like in front of his nose like that a few times with his two eye.
• 22:13
  I that broke my brain.
• 22:16
  I was like, wait, wait, babe, I look over, I look over.
• 22:21
  I'm like, is it just me or is this a really weird way to
• 22:26
  fly in your face?
• 22:30
  It just oh, OK.
• 22:32
  He's had a fancy dinner.
• 22:34
  He doesn't want anybody to think that he smelled a fart or something.
• 22:37
  Oh, that's a two fingers impression.
• 22:39
  Yeah. Yeah. OK. A big fart.
• 22:41
  That's four. Sometimes.
• 22:43
  So that's the only thing I came here to actually talk about.
• 22:45
  So if anyone else wants to go, go ahead.
• 22:48
  Do you swat a fly?
• 22:49
  How many fingers does it take?
• 22:52
  I'm like a whole hander.
• 22:54
  Yeah, I just I'm like, grab.
• 22:55
  Yeah. Or the the clap, you know, not just swatting.
• 22:59
  Even just one hand open palm in front of my face at a new get away from me.
• 23:05
  And you know, fly.
• 23:07
  That's weird.
• 23:08
  I've never had a fly in my face before in my entire life.
• 23:10
  So I don't have the experience to.
• 23:14
  You just don't attract flies.
• 23:16
  Yeah, no. That's not what I heard about crap.
• 23:19
  Sorry.
• 23:22
  There there seems to have only been two interviews
• 23:25
  with Nicolas Cage that I could find about this movie.
• 23:28
  And one of them, the host of the interview was awful.
• 23:33
  He he annoyed me more than the movie.
• 23:35
  So I got like a minute in.
• 23:37
  So I wouldn't watch that one.
• 23:38
  So I'm only going to talk about this other one where he talked to some people from Ireland,
• 23:42
  which is irrelevant to the story.
• 23:44
  He was saying and the way he phrased it, it sounded like he almost got to just like
• 23:48
  pick what movie or what role he wanted from this.
• 23:51
  Like they just gave him a script and they're like, I don't know.
• 23:54
  You want to be an animal?
• 23:55
  And he was like, well, I won't be a gerbil or a guinea pig,
• 24:00
  because then they just want me to use my normal voice and I don't want to do that.
• 24:04
  So I'm just going to be the mole and I'm going to use a voice for that.
• 24:08
  And that'll be fun.
• 24:09
  And I'll just go up an octave.
• 24:11
  And that's that nodes.
• 24:16
  Well, it is interesting because my only I know he's been in the Croods movies,
• 24:19
  which I haven't seen, but my only other not yet.
• 24:22
  My only other example of him doing voiceover work is into the Spider-Verse.
• 24:28
  We just kind of does his own voice.
• 24:30
  It's kind of muffled. It's not really good.
• 24:33
  Maybe Nick Cage just isn't a good voice actor, but the voice is terrible,
• 24:37
  but it's a good performance with a terrible voice.
• 24:40
  Yeah. Yeah. I think he had enjoyed it.
• 24:42
  The second most fun in this movie.
• 24:45
  What the first Tracy Morgan.
• 24:47
  Yeah, for sure.
• 24:48
  It was Tracy Morgan's first voice acting role.
• 24:50
  No, it wasn't. Yeah.
• 24:52
  This kicked off his illustrious voice acting career. Yeah.
• 24:56
  All right. What do you guys think in terms of the Venn diagram in general?
• 25:00
  The Good Cage bad movie. Good Cage bad movie.
• 25:03
  It's Good Cage. Good movie for me.
• 25:06
  I did. I watched it twice.
• 25:08
  And I guess the least entertaining part was the action.
• 25:14
  Just the action sequences.
• 25:15
  Oh, my God. When they were driving around in those fucking three balls.
• 25:18
  God. Yeah. And somehow I'm supposed to believe that a fucking human car
• 25:24
  can't just run over it.
• 25:26
  If this was the only fucking fast
• 25:28
  for those things going that we've watched, I just I don't know about.
• 25:32
  I. Those are fastballs, man.
• 25:35
  I know I liked it because especially thinking about it
• 25:39
  from the perspective of its target audience.
• 25:43
  I do think it was a good movie because I know.
• 25:46
  I know many a child that would very much.
• 25:50
  I would have loved that movie as a kid.
• 25:51
  Yeah, including myself. Exactly.
• 25:53
  There were no boobs in this movie.
• 25:57
  They would not have held my attention.
• 25:59
  Very concerned if there were boobs in this movie.
• 26:01
  I don't know. I grew up on strikes.
• 26:04
  I did. I do want to say I did.
• 26:05
  I just put them away.
• 26:06
  It was it was enough just having there be
• 26:09
  sort of a romantic whole storyline between the guinea pigs at all.
• 26:14
  That was enough, including the part where she's like,
• 26:17
  but I like Darwin because he doesn't pay me any attention.
• 26:20
  And I was like, oh, girl.
• 26:22
  I know it's like teaching children to neg women.
• 26:26
  Yeah. From an early age.
• 26:27
  I'm sorry. But even if even if, you know, as an adult,
• 26:31
  you could have predicted the mole situation, which, again,
• 26:34
  I'm just going to say I didn't. But hey.
• 26:37
  And my prediction again was just me being shitty about a kid's movie.
• 26:41
  Well, yeah. So like the kids, of course, we're going to notice that.
• 26:44
  And that was I mean, I was I was surprised.
• 26:46
  I was like, oh, it's got a twist in it and everything.
• 26:49
  So I thought it was OK. I thought it was pretty all right.
• 26:51
  I was crushed to think that
• 26:55
  Nick Gage's character was crushed in a garbage truck.
• 26:59
  Yeah. But he survived by hiding in a can.
• 27:03
  Yeah. And that made me hate how he lived.
• 27:06
  It's like it's super actually kind of.
• 27:10
  Well, I don't hate it. It's just not an entree.
• 27:12
  So don't present it as an entree. Fair.
• 27:15
  So you're saying if there was a soup can for you to hide in
• 27:17
  and not get crushed by a trash compactor, you wouldn't.
• 27:20
  If find me a soup can that can withstand a trash compactor
• 27:24
  and also hold your body. Yeah.
• 27:26
  I mean, that's cool.
• 27:28
  I find me anything that will hold my body.
• 27:30
  The camel's chunky.
• 27:35
  Shay, thank you for being here again. Of course.
• 27:37
  Thanks for having me. I always I guess enjoy.
• 27:40
  It's a thing. It's a thing.
• 27:42
  I'm glad you bought me dinner.
• 27:44
  Peter only bought me dinner because I wasn't willing to accept sexual favors.
• 27:48
  It's true. Yeah.
• 27:49
  You went some. Wait, I could have been having dinner this whole time.
• 27:52
  You already ate that hot dog twice.
• 27:54
  So what are you going to do now?
• 27:55
  All right. Well, thank you all for listening.
• 27:57
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• 28:01
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• 28:04
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• 28:06
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• 28:09
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• 28:12
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• 28:16
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• 28:20
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• 28:23
  So get at that. Do you have it written down?
• 28:25
  I do today. Sometimes I do it off the dome.
• 28:27
  Sometimes I do the introduction off the dome.
• 28:30
  As you know.
• 28:31
  What people who listen to this thing.
• 28:34
  I'm shocked. Yeah.
• 28:36
  Yeah. Well, you didn't even explain it to them.
• 28:49
  No, no, I tried to, but I also was lazy.
• 28:52
  I was zero trying.
• 28:54
  These are the traits I love about our producer.
• 28:57
  Yeah. Oh, I started talking about G-Force.
• 29:01
  So it's.
• 29:02
  Dead. OK, so long and uncut.
• 29:08
  Just like my hot dogs.
• 29:11
  Wait, are you not circumcised?
• 29:13
  You've seen his dick.
• 29:15
  I have not seen his deck.
• 29:16
  What I have seen your deck.
• 29:17
  Yeah. We talk about it almost every episode.
• 29:21
  There's been a lot of moonlit dicks.
• 29:23
  We understand his was fire lit.
• 29:25
  Oh, yeah.
• 29:26
  That's actually the most appropriate way to look at my wiener.
• 29:29
  That's just a land moon.
• 29:31
  Lit fire is a land moon.
• 29:33
  Sure. OK.
• 29:36
  Tell me it's not.
• 29:36
  I don't think you understand how the moon works.
• 29:38
  Well, let me take my pants off and I'll show you the difference.
• 29:41
  There we go.