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Phone Tap: Samuel L. Jackson Loves Burgers · Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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  Speaker 2: It's time for your phone tap. And we've been trying
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  Speaker 2: some different things on the show lately. Yes, like not
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  Speaker 2: too long ago, we did a Joe Peshi phone tap.
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  Speaker 1: My mom loved it.
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  Speaker 3: It was so funny.
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  Speaker 2: Why wouldn't she took nothing less from your mom? And
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  Speaker 2: if you didn't know, that's where we played only Joe
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  Speaker 2: Peshy audio clips from a soundboard until Brooke finally came
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  Speaker 2: on at the very end. It's like we were barely
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  Speaker 2: even in the phone tap itself. It was like how
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  Speaker 2: phone taps worked way back, and soundboard just mobster Joe
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  Speaker 2: Pesche yelling at you. And that's why today we're going
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  Speaker 2: to be trying it again. What not Peshi? This time
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  Speaker 2: we're calling the owner of a Russian deli and he
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know that he's being pranked by his sons who
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  Speaker 2: work there with him, but they said that there was
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  Speaker 2: a complaint from a customer who wanted to speak with
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  Speaker 2: the owner. Oh my god, this guy's expecting a call.
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  Speaker 2: He just doesn't know that it's gonna be from Samuel L.
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  Speaker 1: Jackson.
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  Speaker 2: We'll see how that goes, he said, Russia Bakery, and
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  Speaker 2: I just keep them on Paroch.
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  Speaker 3: It's your phone right now, cafe. This is Ivan. How
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  Speaker 3: are you doing baby? Who is this Marvin? Yes? Marvin
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  Speaker 3: uh my son? Say you wanted to speak with me?
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  Speaker 3: You had a complaint. What is it? You remember? Antoine
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  Speaker 3: Rockamore half black half Simon used to call him Tony
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  Speaker 3: Rocky Hower. No, you can't say no what they I
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  Speaker 3: don't understand. You're not like Sandwich. Ain't talking your way out.
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  Speaker 3: Excuse me. You do not talk to me like that.
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  Speaker 3: You talk with respect. Tell me what the problem was
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  Speaker 3: when you hear I was sitting here eating my muffin,
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  Speaker 3: drinking my coffee, replaying the incident in my head when
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  Speaker 3: I had what alcoholics referred to as a moment of clarity.
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  Speaker 4: What are you saying you had a problem with coffee
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  Speaker 4: or muffin or both?
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  Speaker 3: I don't understand. Oh, I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration.
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  Speaker 4: No, I listen.
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  Speaker 3: You just not speak good, don't do don't well this off?
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  Speaker 4: Do you? You call my restaurant talk like this? You
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  Speaker 4: come down here talking to me in person like this?
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  Speaker 4: You see what's happen yet you got abuse?
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  Speaker 3: Swowitch? No, you shut off cup. I don't need this, just.
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  Speaker 4: Can't what mysellous wallace looks like.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you're saying. You O cafe, this
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  Speaker 3: is eisen. How are you doing?
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  Speaker 1: Baby?
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  Speaker 4: You again?
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  Speaker 3: Don't call back with your polls. You don't want to
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  Speaker 3: mess with me on this one because I will come.
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  Speaker 4: After you, or you call like your big tough guy.
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  Speaker 4: Anybody'll be tough on phone.
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  Speaker 3: You're not so tough. You come here, be tough, see
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  Speaker 3: what happens. But I don't want that. That's right, and
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  Speaker 3: you don't want that.
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  Speaker 4: You don't want my trust me. You're trying to get
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  Speaker 4: free food from me. It's not gonna happen for big.
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  Speaker 3: We don't serve burgers here. This is not McDonald's. That's
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  Speaker 3: that Hawaiian Burger joined, not any burger joint. What is
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  Speaker 3: wrong with you? They got some tasty burgers. I ain't
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  Speaker 3: have had one myself. How hard how could I know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't go to McDonald's. I do love the taste
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  Speaker 3: of a good burger.
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  Speaker 4: Good go get burger.
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  Speaker 3: Me and Vincent would have been satisfied with some freeze
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  Speaker 3: giant taste his choice, right. I have enough of your Samantha.
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  Speaker 3: Your games are just calling piece me.
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  Speaker 4: Off this pool.
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  Speaker 3: You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution. You you
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  Speaker 3: call again, I call police. I can't saying this is
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  Speaker 3: Ivan Hi.
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  Speaker 2: I mean my name is Eric.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, I am.
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  Speaker 2: I'm calling because my friend had a bad experience at
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  Speaker 2: your restaurant the other day and he didn't like your burgers.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that was your friend?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well no, it's just he said.
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  Speaker 3: Here your both I don't want to here he I done, done,
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  Speaker 3: no more.
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  Speaker 2: Well, don don't you want to hear what your son's
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  Speaker 2: demon Igor had to say aboutsetting up for this prank call.
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  Speaker 3: Don't you have time for booth like this?
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  Speaker 2: You can't say no, oh my god, Ian, we're doing
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a prank phone call on you. What you're
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  Speaker 2: on the radio right now on a show called Brook
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  Speaker 2: and Jeffrey in the morning that it ain't right.
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  Speaker 3: This is a pranks phone call.
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  Speaker 2: My kids, Dimon said, you've been working really hard at
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  Speaker 2: the restaurant and they wanted to try to make you laugh.
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  Speaker 3: Are not to laugh? I work hard to sunder easier.
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  Speaker 2: They said that you don't watch a lot of movies either,
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  Speaker 2: so you wouldn't know that that was an actor's voice.
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  Speaker 2: Samuel L. Jackson, Do you know him?
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  Speaker 3: No? Is he Marvin's friend?
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  Speaker 2: I don't, no, no, the person you were talking to
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  Speaker 2: that was an actor who were just playing soundbites from him.
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  Speaker 3: You're under arrest for the crime of prostitution.
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  Speaker 2: That why they do this, because they thought it Maybe
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  Speaker 2: you think it's funny and they love.
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  Speaker 3: You this stupid way to show long.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, man, I do want to know do you
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  Speaker 2: know of a good burger place? Though I am pretty hungry.
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  Speaker 3: I do love the taste of a good burger.
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  Speaker 2: Me and Marvin, both you and my keys
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  Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was Fundam weekday mornings on the twenties,
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  Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,